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IMPEACHMENT TRIAL AWARDS

30 05 2012


IMMEDIATELY AFTER the conviction of the Chief Justice on Tuesday, May 29, the Corona Impeachment Trial for Unity & Solidarity (COITUS) Awards were held at the impeachment court. The Coitus was taped and will be telecast on a delayed basis real soon. Nonetheless, I was able to get a copy of the full transcript of the event. Enjoy!

Senate Sgt. At Arms: All rise for tonight’s host, the Queen of All Media… Ms Kris Aquino!

(Canned applause/ Music: Party Rock Anthem by LMFAO)

Helllllooooo! I’m baaaack! Gosh, I can’t explain how I feel right now! Grabeeee! This moment is so much bigger than me and the Cojuangco clan. I’m just so happy. Wait, before we formally begin, can I just share a story? Promise, quick lang ‘to.

I was on the phone with Noy last night, sabi niya, “Kristina, can you please pray for a guilty verdict tomorrow?” Siyempre, presidente na ‘yong tumawag sa ‘kin kaya no choice ako ‘noh! ‘Tsaka afraid naman ako baka sabihin ni Ate Pinky, “Kris, minsan lang makiusap ang kuya mo. ‘Wag mong tanggihan!” So that night, kasama ko si Bimby at si Josh, we prayed the rosary and super pray talaga kami kay Mama Mary. Wait, andun pala sa bahay si Sweet pero ayaw niyang mag-pray kasi pro-Corona daw siya. Aha-ha-ha Sorry John Lapus, nilaglag kita. Bakit? Eh totoo namang crush mo si Atty Midas Marquez ‘di ba? Aha-ha-ha.

Anyway, so ‘yon na nga. Sabay-sabay kaming nag-pray no’ng dalawang bagets na sana maka-16 man lang just to convict CJ. Happy na kami do’n. Then while watching the voting kanina, biglang nag-17, 18 then nag-19 pa. So naloka na ko nang bonggang-bongga. Sabi ko, “OA ka Mama Mary, pinagmumukha mo naman akong dupang!” Aha-ha-ha ‘Tapos umabot pa ng 20… gosh. We’re really blessed. Thankful talaga ako. As in. Kaya sa 20 brave senators, I love you naaaa! Promise, I will tell Noy to increase your pork barrel. Gusto n’yo ba ‘yon?

(Silence)


Ay, deadma?? ‘K. Fine. Kung ayaw n’yo… mga congressmen na lang ang tatanungin ko. Those guys sa left in Barong Tagalog, gusto n’yo ba ng increase sa pork barrel?

Gusto!!!

Bongga! Walang hesitation! Basta pork barrel, ang bibilis. Aha-ha-ha! With that, let’s staaaaart! Welcome to the Corona Impeachment Trial for Unity & Solidarity or COITUS Awards! Tonight, bibigyan natin ng parangal ang ilang impeachment players na agaw-eksena talaga sa 44 days ng trial. Kung mapapansin n’yo, Vicki Belo is present sa gallery. Hi Vickiiiii! Sponsor natin siya tonight. Smile ka naman d’yan! There! Ang cute talaga ng ngiti mo friend. very unique. Promise. Lips lang talaga ang gumagalaw. You’re so talented! Aha-ha-ha!


Here we gooo! Itodo na natin dahil si Congresswoman Agabas ay may pupuntahan pa yatang kasal. In fairness, ninang na ninang ang aura mo today madam. I luveeeeet! Special awards muna tayo! Just so you know, a jury monitored the vote and the explanation kanina of each senator at doon namin ibinatay ang parangal na ito. The results were tabulated by the accounting firm of Ernst & Young. Ito ang “It’s All About Me!” Award. Envelope please.

(Voice Over: This award is brought to you by Murang Pabahay Realty… Mura man ang bahay, hindi naman inaanay)

The “It’s All About Me!” Award goes to…

(Drum Roll)

Senator Manny Villar! Yeeeeey! Congratulations! Come here Senator, get mo ang Coitus trophy mo.

(Cue instrumental music: Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura…)

Thank you, Kris. Maraming salamat. Kung hindi mo mamasamain, ano ba ang ibig sabihin ng award na ito?

Helllllo! Eh kasi naman Senator, nag-moment ka pa sa iyong explanation kanina. Si Corona ang accused remember? Not you! Eh bakit pati Villaroyo, pagligo sa dagat ng basura, black propaganda, kahirapan, at C5 issue noong 2010 kinalkal mo pa? Kaloka ka! Gusto mo bang imbestigahan ka rin? Joke lang! O sha, go na. Happy 20th anniversary na lang sa Villar Foundation! Ang aga ng TV commercial huh! Ayaw ng Comelec ng ganyan!

Moving on… Before our major awards, can we give Senator Lapid a round of applause, please? Kasi, he trended worldwide kanina! Winnnner! Palakpakan natin siya!

(Boisterous applause)


In fairness to him huh, nag-trend siya talaga for like 32.764 minutes. Promise. Sorry Bong! Pero tinalbugan ka talaga ni Senator Lapid. Kung siya, worldwide trending, ikaw naman, trending lang sa bandang Bacoor at Kamuning! Aha-ha-ha! I love you Lani!

Our next category is the “Most Damaging Testimony” Award. The nominees are…
– Ombudsman Conchita “Mea culpa” Carpio-Morales. In fairness, nakipagsabayan siya kay Senator Miriam! Bongga! (Canned applause)

– Land Registration Authority Administrator Eulalio “45 Properties” Diaz III. Love siya ni Noy. Go Ateneo! (Canned applause)

And lastly, Chief Justice Renato “Hypoglycemia” Corona. Matapos umamin sa ‘di nadeklarang dollar accounts, mega-walkout?? Rudeness!!! Imbyerna ang judges! I’m sure!

Sino sa palagay n’yo ang winner??! Envelope please.

(Voice Over: This award is brought to you by Philippine Weekly Inquirer: Balanced Views, Fearless News Or So They Claim)

And the “Most Damaging Testimony” Award goes to… Any guesses guys?

(Drum roll)

Journalist/blogger Raissa Robles!!! Yeeeey! Congratulations!

Is Raissa here? Wala? Anyway, you have done a tremendous job Raissa – better than the congressmen and the private prosecutors combined! Walang bola! You so deserve this! I am accepting the Coitus on your behalf. I love youuuu! Congratulations!

Teka, bakit ang sama ng tingin sa akin ni Atty. Judd Roy?! I hate you naaa. You’re scaring me!

With all due respect, I am not scaring you Kris. Ito ang aking natural look. Goddamn it!

Basta! Don’t stare na lang. Sa iba ka na lang tumingin pleeeeeease. Thank you. Our next category is the “Best Prosecutor Award.” And the nominees are…

Atty. Mario Bautista (Canned applause)
Northern Samar Rep. Raul Daza (Canned applause)
Atty. Demetrio Custodio (Canned applause)
And finally, Iloilo Rep. Niel Tupas Jr.
Ilocos Norte Rep. Rodolfo Fariñas (Canned applause)


Before I announce the winner, I just wanna thank, on behalf of my family, the prosecution team. Sobrang galing n’yo. At the risk of sounding biased, hanga talaga ako sa ‘yo Congressman Fariñas. Si ako ay bilib sa ginawa ni ikaw! Aha-ha-ha Na-senti ka ‘noh?

Anyway, it’s time to announce the winner!

(Voice Over: This award is brought to you by Mila’s Lechon Paksiw… Lechon Ngayon, Paksiw Bukas!)

The “Best Prosecutor” Award goes to

(Drum roll)

Oh my gosh, it’s a tie! Senators Frank Drilon and Kiko Pangilinan! Wow! Congratulations! Come, come! Moment n’yo ‘to! Bilis! Tito Frank, you first. Palakpak naman kayo!

(Canned applause)

Thank you Kris. Alam n’yo po, para sa bansa ang ginawa namin. Walang pagsisisi, walang pag-aalinlangan basta para sa bayan! Salamat sa pagkilalang ito.

Salamat din Tito Frank. You did well. Ikaw ang Savior for All Seasons! Now, Senator Kiko…

Kris, katulad ng sinabi ni Senator Drilon, hindi ito para sa amin. Hindi ito para sa Liberal Party. Hindi ito para sa 2013 o 2016. Para ito sa milyun-milyong mahihirap na naghahangad ng pagbabago sa ating pamahalaan. I’d like to share this award with my one and only loving wife who’s probably tweeting her bashers right now. Sweetheart, itigil mo na ‘yan!

Nakakaloka! Awayin daw ba si Mega in front of the impeachment court?! Hindi kita kinakaya Senator Kiko. Congratulations!

Senate Sgt. At Arms: Cocktails will be served in a few minutes.

May ganung intermission? Winnner! Promise… mami-miss ko po kayo Sir.

(Phone rings; answers call)

Guys, I have good news. Tumawag si Noy. To celebrate this historic victory, he’s declaring June 9 and 10 special non-working days both in public and private offices nationwide! Yeeeey! Ang bait talaga ng brother ko, promise!

(Phone rings again)

Sorry, I need to take this call.

(Talks on the phone)

Everyone, I have another good news! Kausap ko ang SWS at Pulse Asia. According to their survey na lalabas sa mga diyaryo anytime now, 99.9 percent ng mga Filipino ay agree sa ‘Guilty’ verdict ng Senado. Parang germs lang. How sweeeet! I love you everyone!!!

Diretso na tayo sa iba pang awards. Mabilisan lang ‘to. So please, ‘wag nang papansin. Kapag tinawag kayo as winner, akyat agad ng stage and claim your Coitus trophy. Okay? Gumagabi na. I’m doing this naman for free kaya umayos kayo. Gosh, kung ‘di lang kay Noy I won’t even be here. Feeling ko ang dumi-dumi ko tuloy. Aha-ha-ha

First, the “Many Pacquiao Punching Bag Award.” I think self-explanatory naman ‘yan. Envelope please…

(Voice Over: This award is brought to you by Alaksan If Ar, Dahil Mahal Ka ni Lord)

The ‘Many Pacquiao Punching Bag Award’ goes to…

(Drum roll)

Lead prosecutor Niel Tupas!
Yey! Congratulations!

Is Congressman Tupas here? Where is he?

Madam, our apologies po. Nagtungo po ng banyo si Congressman Tupas.

My gaaad. Last day na nga lang ng trial, palpak pa rin??? Kainis huh! So sinong tatanggap nitong Coitus trophy niya? Ayokong ireceive ‘to on his behalf ’noh. Baka ma-jinx ako. Mabuti na’ng careful. Ikaw na lang Congresswoman Kaka Bag-ao. Tutal, winner din naman ang outfit mo. Very ‘guidance counselor’ ang peg. Aha-ha-ha! Thanks!

Ang susunod na parangal ay ang “Talakitok Award.” I heard, unanimous po ang vote ng jury. Envelope please…

(Voice Over: The Talakitok Award is brought to you by the Manila Ocean Parking… Sobrang ganda, sobrang saya, sobrang mahal!)

The “Talakitok Award” goes to…

(Drum roll)

Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago! Yeeeey! Congratulations Senator! Kayo po ang nanalo dahil every trial day, hindi puwedeng hindi kayo tatalak! Bongga! Senator, any message?

Mga gago! Ayaw n’yong sabihin ko ang salitang ‘yan? Kagaguhan ang award na ito! Panginoon! Bigyan mo pa ko ng isang buhay, iimbestigahan ko ang jury! Iimbestigahan ko ang trophy! Pati ikaw Kris, iimbestigahan ko! (Walks out)

Gosh, hanggang sa awarding, talakitok pa rin siya! Nakakaloka. Pati ako idinamay. Host lang po ako dito ma’am. At pro bono po ito. Nakakahiya naman sa inyo. Helllooo!

We’re almost done. Our next category: the “Ba’t Ba Ayaw N’yong Maniwala” Award! Sila ‘yong kahit anong paliwanag, nananatiling kaduda-duda ang statement. Envelope please…

(This award is brought to you by the Philippine Stariray… Truth shall prevail!)

The “Ba’t Ba Ayaw N’yong Maniwala” Award goes to…

(Drum roll)

It’s a tie! Congressman Rey “Small lady” Umali and Congressman Bolet “Sa gate ng bahay iniwan” Banal! Yey! I’m so happy for you both. Ikaw muna Congressman Rey. Sino ba talaga si Small Lady?

Ba’t ba ayaw n’yong maniwalang hindi ko siya kilala? Basta ang totoo, nilapitan niya ako. Small siya at lady pa. Sure ako! ‘Tapos may ibinigay siyang envelope na kulay white, yellow, brown. Take it or leave it!

Ohhhh k! You know what guys, grabe ang effort ni Congressman sa trial na ito. He actually lost 2lbs. ‘Wag na nating pagdudahan please. Ang importante, nakatulong si Small Lady sa pag-convict kay CJ. Ok? Ikaw naman Congressman Bolet…

Thank you Kris. Hindi ko rin inexpect ang award na ito. Akala ko nga si Harvey Keh ang mananalo eh.

Ok, I’ll be honest. Lumamang ka ng two points sa botohan dahil ikaw ang orihinal na gumamit ng kwentong “iniwan sa gate ang dokumento” blah blah blah. So congratulations!

And for our second to the last category… the “Lumalaban, Umuusig, at Patas na Abogado” o LUPA Award. Pati ako naloka nang malaman ang edad nila.

(Voice Over: This award is brought to you by Walang Leak Diapers… Kahit anong lakas ng wiwi, hindi ka ngingiwi!)

The LUPA Award goes to… wala nang iba pa: Senate President Enrile and Retired Justice Serafin Cuevas! Yeyyyy!

(Thunderous applause/standing ovation)

Alam n’yo po, Senator Enrile was older than the Revised Penal Code. True! At aaminin ko, hate na hate ko siya noon dahil sa mga coup d’état against my mom. Pero when I saw him preside over the trial, nawala nang slight ang inis ko. Slight lang. He’s actually great.


Si Justice Cuevas naman po, hindi pa naiimbento ang telebisyon, nanonood na siya ng TV. Kaloka. Paano nangyari ‘yon? I can’t believe na pareho na silang 80 plus! Gosh, nagva-Viagra kaya sila. Ooops, sorry. Me and my big mouth. Aha-ha-ha! Ayokong imaginin ‘yong Dingdong Dantes nila. Ooops, sorry again. Erase na. Erase. Aha-ha-ha

(Enrile and Cuevas smile)

Ay! Sorry! Buhay pa pala kayo. Gusto n’yo pong mag-message? ‘Wag na lang. OT na tayo eh. Aha-ha-ha. Basta, congratulations to our LUPA Awardees! Thank you Senator Enrile. Thank you Justice Cuevas! Palakpakan ulit!

Sgt. At Arms: All rise… everyone is ordered to remain on their seats until…

Teka lang Mr. Sgt. At Arms, may last award pa ako. Atat much? Kaloka. Ito ang “Proud Ako Sa ‘Yo Award.” Wala talaga ito sa listahan ng mga categories pero isinama ko. Wala kayong choice. Ako ang masusunod dahil host ako. Aha-ha-ha.

The “Proud Ako Sa ‘Yo Award” goes to…

(Drum Roll)

President Noynoy Aquino!

(Silence)

Hellloooo! Walang applause? Presidente ‘yon ‘noh!

(Canned Applause)

I love yoooou! Anyway, proud ako kay Noy dahil sa kabila ng mga pagdududa, naipanalo niya ang trial na ito. Despite the prosecution’s blunders, despite the pressure from the Iglesia ni Cristo, despite the recent heartbreak (his 8th in less than two years), he held on. Noy, sure akong proud na proud sina Mommy at Daddy. More power and may you find your true happiness very soon. Ke Korean pa ‘yan o Chinese, broadcaster o stylist o lalaki, bahala ka! Kung saan ka liligaya! Josh and Bimby will visit you soon. Love you.

(Senator Miriam resurfaces)

Panginoon, bigyan mo pa ako ng isang buhay! Iimbestigahan ko ang mga tao sa Senado at Kongreso! Pati ikaw Panginoon, iimbestigahan ko!

That’s it for us. This is Kris Aquino…

Panginoon, isang buhay pa please!

… at ito po ang Coitus Awards! Nakakaloka!
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“Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.”
~Voltaire

Postscript:
Pre-Coitus Awards citations given to other impeachment players:

Best Junior Speaker (English): Atty. Dennis Manalo
Best Junior Speaker (Filipino): Cong. Rudy Fariñas
Best in Recitation (Most Active): Sen. Alan Peter Cayetano
Mr. Grace Under Pressure: Atty. Tranquil Salvador
Ms. Grace Under Pressure: BIR Commissioner Kim Henares

Most Amusing: Cong. Elpidio Barzaga (Prosecution)
Most Fierce: Ombudsman Conchita Carpio-Morales
Most Behaved: Sen. Bong Revilla
Most Quiet: Sen. Lito Lapid

Most Insensitive: Philippine Daily Inquirer (Demetrio Vicente Photo)
Most Intense Moment: Atty. Vitaliano Aguirre vs. Senator Santiago

Hairstyle (Female): Atty. Karen Jimeno
Hairstyle (Male): Cong. Miro Quimbo
Worst Hair: Cong. Toby Tiangco
Twitter Trending King: Sen. Lito Lapid

Best In Terno: Cong. Marlyn Primicias-Agabas

Impeachment Stunner: Atty. Macel Jimenez

Happy weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

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49 responses

30 05 2012
Kitin

First time leaving a comment here… sobrang tawang tawa ako esp sa LUPA award! Good job heckler! 🙂

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30 05 2012
libertas

Winner – An appropriately historical and hysterical post.

Thanks PH for a unique perspective throughout the yellow carpet event.

Even Roy Orbison impersonator – Chavit Singson – was on hand to provide post party entertainment.

“All the rainbows in the sky
Start to weep then say goodbye
You won’t be seeing rainbows anymore
Setting suns before they fall
Echo to you “That’s all, that’s all”
But you’ll see lonely sunsets after all
It’s over, it’s over, it’s over
It’s over”

Roy orbison “It’s over”

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30 05 2012
Anonymous

Lumalaban, Umuusig, at Palabang Abogado” o LUPA Award whaaaaaahahahahaha

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30 05 2012
a solemn punch

Base! Grabe, sakit sa tiyan nito.

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30 05 2012
Rodel Idong

canned applause for Professional Heckler!

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30 05 2012
jay kanu

i’ve waited this …vastly entertainment!

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3 06 2012
etchosera

Ma’am Wilma, are you listening?

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5 06 2012
senior60

ito na, ito na ang piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinaka

walang maitutulak, lahat kabig

galing mo talaga mister heckler, ikaw na talaga

lovelife mo ha, huwag kalimutan, pilitin mong isingit

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30 05 2012
Anonymous

Very funneeyyy…kristita will actually ‘appreciate’ this…and so are your followers…

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30 05 2012
Anonymous

you never fail to make my day. i so love your blog! no doubt you won many blog awards. can i have an autograph? haha yay! 😉

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30 05 2012
Karlo Alexie Puerto

Reblogged this on What's in your mind?.

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30 05 2012
Judith

wahahah!! winner ka talaga Heckler xD

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30 05 2012
Angelo Saberola

hahahahah. love the post! Hanep ang awards!

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30 05 2012
observer lang

bakit “happy weekend” na agad? ETC? no, keep heckling. we.love.it.

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30 05 2012
Anonymous

This is funny, except for the way you made fun of Sen Enrile and Justice Cuevas. It’s “below the belt” and done in bad taste.

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1 06 2012
etchosera

hmmmmp!

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31 05 2012
Mel

Good Morning! Wow! This is what I read first before I even start to work here… I was waiting for this! Now I can relax and have my cup of coffee… Great Job!

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31 05 2012
Noytard

it’s more fun in the Philippines!

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31 05 2012
pinoyfunadvice

hahaha! Very Well Said Mr. Professional heckler! 2 thumbs up!

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31 05 2012
AlayaBand

Thank you for this story. Nice blog

Don’t forget to visit http://www.youtube.com/watchG0u33Y4n99A
and watch this video. OK.

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31 05 2012
javairya

at least the drama has ended…standing ovation to the Impeachment court, to the presiding officer JPE, the senator judges, prosecution& defense panels, the media and visitors….Till next time….

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31 05 2012
libertas

“A government is the most dangerous threat to man’s rights: it holds a legal monopoly on the use of physical force and illegal tactics against its chosen victims.” – Ayn Rand

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1 06 2012
eddibumangon

wicked libertas…enclosing in quotation marks while paraphrasing. 🙂

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4 06 2012
libertas

Must be getting old!
This is the quote,( source brainyquote), although like many quotes, there are variations

“Potentially, a government is the most
dangerous threat to man’s rights: it holds
a legal monopoly on the use of physical
force against legally disarmed victims.”
Ayn Rand

” Individual rights are not subject to a public
vote; a majority has no right to vote away
the rights of a minority; the political
function of rights is precisely to protect
minorities from oppression by majorities
(and the smallest minority on earth is the
individual).”
Ayn Rand

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31 05 2012
Aris-to-tell

Inihabol mo talaga sa awards si Atty. Macel Jimenez hehehe

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31 05 2012
Nonoy

It’s over but we can’t get over with “political jokes that get elected”. Sana wala na lang explanation ang mga Senators sa kanilang vote. Mistulang kampanya na yun. Nakakainis. Kung magsalita parang sinong malinis.

Law breaker din naman sila di ba? Si Lacson nga umiskapo sa batas, Kasalanan din ang pagtatago nya. At kung magsalita parang Santo.

Si Lito Lapid naman parang nasa pelikula kung magsalita. Si Peter, ay nako parang tumutula. Di ako naniniwala na umiyak ang kanyang yumaong ama hindi dahil sa kanser kundi sa hirap na dinaranas nga mga Pilipino. Rhetoric!!

Sorry, ang haba.. meron pa sana pero kailangan ko na mag-work. Hahaha. Thanks Heckler.

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31 05 2012
samuelle clemens

love it, brilliant!
si ninang, panalo na naman?
amazing captions/awards to equally amazing photos!
about raissa robles? tsk! sabi nga
A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Charles Spurgeon
Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/c/charles_spurgeon.html#hlJzrls62EYMgFPx.99

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31 05 2012
muntingtinig

LUPA award! PH this is one of the most awesome posts ever! bravo! 😀

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31 05 2012
Zina Marlyn Lorenzo Fronda

Another classic Mr. PH… Gulong ako sa katatawa….pa share…Most quiet and Most behave!!! LUPA award…..LOL…

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31 05 2012
libertas

The Senators

Pia Cayetano – running on empty. Vogue on the outside, but vague on the inside

Lapid – took a vow of silence, but not celibacy!

Drilon – hypocricy personified.
Next, Binay’s best friend!

Santiago – The only actual Judge, and it showed. Fireworks to end. wah

Revilla – without someone giving him a script he is just an ‘extra’

Alan Cayetano – turns a simple question into a confusing monologue. Cringe-worthy campaign speech/vote

Legarda – ‘just for clarification’ i postulate that she is better at reading the news

Estrada – nearly as narcissistic as his father

Vic sotto – good job batman

Enrile – impressive. Son Jack is a 2013 shoe-in. The pension is secure – the legacy, still unsure.

Escudero – potential, but also has an achilles heel, or two

Trillanes – kept under the radar. Out of his comfort zone?

Lacson – likes to lead by bringing up the rear!

Angara – just wants to hand over the family business to his son

Pimentel – impossible to take seriously. Little boy lost. ‘i want to trend on twitter’

Guingona – not exactly the sharpest tool in the box.

Pangilinan – Must be a masochist the way he likes to be repeatedly slapped down.

Osmena – who? – instantly forgettable.

Arroyo – an old warhorse but needs to be put out to pasture soon. The joker has lost his smile. Good final speech

Marcos – shame about the name

Honasan – a follower, not a leader

Recto – a constant smile – ? to hide his limitations

Villar – the man with no neck kept his head down.
‘No risk’ strategy/vote

what next. all change. bank waivers. open government. flying pigs, or just another holiday abroad!

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31 05 2012
sutil MD

3 thumbs up idol!

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31 05 2012
sutil MD

Reblogged this on sutilmd and commented:
And the korona goes to…!

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31 05 2012
Philip

“(Cue instrumental music: Nakaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura…)”
Nahulog ako sa upuan ko sa katatawa nito. Very vivid kasi agad ang pag-imagine ko sa eksena pagbasa ko pa lang.

And that, Mr. Heckler, is a testament of how incredibly talented you are. More power and may God bless you more!

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31 05 2012
Josal Del Castillo

I can summarize the impeachment trial in THREE WORDS: QUID PRO QUO!

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31 05 2012
raymondolivercruz

Haha! Had a good laugh with this!

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31 05 2012
Pauline

hahahaha! I love it! thank you for this!

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31 05 2012
louis r lanuza

panalo!

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1 06 2012
dionskhi_10

ang dami kong tawa sayo ProfHeckler lalo na sa mga banat mo. I imagine na si Kris talaga ang nagsasalita! hahaha
-‘Here we gooo! Itodo na natin dahil si Congresswoman Agabas ay may pupuntahan pa yatang kasal. In fairness, ninang na ninang ang aura mo today madam. I luveeeeet!’
-‘ Very ‘guidance counselor’ ang peg’ to Cong. Bagao
– ‘There! Ang cute talaga ng ngiti mo friend. very unique. Promise. Lips lang talaga ang gumagalaw. You’re so talented! Aha-ha-ha’ to Viki Belo

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1 06 2012
Francia Felipa D. Bueno

hahaha! this is really very funny, I enjoyed it!

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1 06 2012
brianitus

LOL. Heckler, talagang si Kris ang naghohost ng COITUS.

Walang interruptus?

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1 06 2012
ginevra evans

galing mo, heckler. tawa ako ng tawa habang nagbabasa. kung hindi lang medyo censored ang pangalan ng awards i would have shared this sa fb. halo-halo kasi friends ko dun eh. GP lang ang pwede. hehe.
basta, saludo ako sa katha mong ito. super-husay. more power to you.

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2 06 2012
Alphredite

IKAWWWWWW NAAAA! Naloka talaga ako kay Kristina! Walang kofas!

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2 06 2012
charesma

mamimiss ni prof si atty. macel.. 🙂

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2 06 2012
Anonymous

Ang galing! Super dooper mega like.i just wrote Mark Zuckerberg a note to consider adding buttons for super like and super dooper mega like… i thought the one that u wrote(kahit long hindi ko tinigilan coz i’d normally drop the reading pag hindi n interesting s star),would get millions of super dooper mega like. 🙂

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3 06 2012
Bryan G.

HAHA! super tawa koh.. nwalapgod q gling work… LUVEEET…while reading prang yun mga characters tlga ang ngsalita… eheh

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3 06 2012
Anonymous

thanks for pointing out the name of the impeachment stunner ! 🙂

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7 06 2012
Anthony Camacho Cantre Agujero

Genius! Crazy genius!

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8 06 2012
arthur m.

crush ko yung nasa likod ni chiz! atty macel…

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12 06 2012
Anonymous

funny as hell.. the red guy 2

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