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ALMOST IDOL AND A BROKEN MARRIAGE

25 05 2012


THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL of Chief Justice Renato Corona is expected to conclude next week. After the oral arguments, the public has four hours to vote for an acquittal or a conviction.

On Day 42 of his impeachment trial, Chief Justice Renato Corona told the senator-judges he was willing to sign a waiver on his bank accounts – without any condition. Congressman Niel Tupas can relax now.

Following Corona’s challenge earlier this week,  seven congressmen expressed willingness to sign waivers on their bank deposits. The rest couldn’t be reached for comment ‘coz they were busy withdrawing their money.

Chief Justice Renato Corona revealed he was warned last December by “my kumpa-kumpare” in Malacañang that his account would be ordered frozen. In another story dismissed as totally unrelated by the palace, President Aquino has ordered a loyalty check in Malacañang.


During a break in the impeachment trial, members of the Basa family approached Chief Justice Renato Corona and hugged him in an apparent gesture of reconciliation. For a moment, I thought Kiko Pangilinan and Tito Sotto would follow suit!

Civic leader Baby Nebrida a common friend of the feuding families served as the peacemaker, mediating between the Basa sisters and Mr & Mrs. Corona. Nebrida is now the frontrunner for the 2012 Nobel Peace Prize.


IT’S ALL OVER. Phil Phillips is the new American Idol. OUR Jessica Sanchez is the runner-up. There’s a new rule though: If, for any reason, the new American Idol fails to fulfill his duties, the runner-up will take his place.

Remember when Manny Pacquiao declared that Jessica Sanchez would win “in the name of Jesus?” Well, Jesus just released a statement saying he had nothing to do with it.

I’d like to know who “misquoted” Manny Pacquiao this time.

A total of 132 million votes were cast for American Idol while 129 million votes were cast in the 2008 US presidential elections. Americans sure know their priority.

For the fifth year in a row, another cute young white boy with guitar won in ‘American Idol.’ The better performer was outvoted. Mitt Romney has a chance of winning the presidency in November.

Jessica Sanchez lost in Season 11 of American Idol. DOTC Sec. Mar Roxas couldn’t accept it. He wanted Jessica to file a protest.

Broken Marriage
Sen.Koko Pimentel and wife Jewel May Lobaton have split up. That explains the change in Pimentel’s Facebook status: from “Married” to “Freeedom!”

Koko Pimentel has announced his separation from 1998 Bb. Pilipinas-Universe Jewel May Lobaton, his wife of almost 12 years. Pimentel realized he’s not really into beauty queens, just beauty pageants.


Jewel May Lobaton is being romantically-linked to her fellow Ilonggo, Bacolod Representative Anthony Rolando T. Golez Jr. But the lawmaker denied reports that he caused the split. To disprove the rumor, Golez has expressed willingness to sign a waiver to open his heart.

Loren Legarda, Chiz Escudero, Pia Cayetano, Koko Pimentel. The Senate is the most unromantic place in the Philippines right now.

TPO Granted
The court has granted Claudine Barretto and Raymart Santiago’s petition for temporary protection order vs. the Tulfo brothers. That’s the same petition Raymart would often ask the court whenever he and Claudine fought.

No to Politics
Reports say former Makati vice mayor and vice presidential candidate Edu Manzano is “strongly against” son Luis’ rumored foray into politics. Kami rin.
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“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.”
~ Minnie Pearl

Quotes Quiz. Who said:
“I am going to be refraining from replying to hateful & hurtful messages. I don’t like that they bring out the worst in me. I am upset at myself for replying even to mga walang kwenta naman na tweets. When someone is mean to me for no reason, I want to be meaner to them. And then I feel bad about myself kasi I stooped down to a level I never should have.”

A: Cristine Reyes
B: Sharon Cuneta
C: Lea Salonga
D: Rhian Ramos

Have a great weekend!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

Answer to Quiz: B.

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13 responses

26 05 2012
John Louie Ramos (@LouieWrites)

So Mr. Heckler, you think Obama is better than Romney. LOL I’m an avid reader but this is the first time na nag-comment ako. I say Romney is slightly better than Obama but the two of them combined is no match against Dr. Ron Paul.

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27 05 2012
etchosera

Whew! Grabeeeee!

Napailing talaga ako sa comment mo! Mukhang matagal mo talagang pinag-isipan!

I commend you for your efforts! Claf! claf! claf!

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26 05 2012
libertas

Money is thicker than blood, or justice

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26 05 2012
libertas

The Basa sisters, or the witches from Macbeth
” bubble, bubble, toil, and trouble”

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26 05 2012
libertas

twitter should also have new status/category.

ghostwitters – people who employ PR company simply to post adtwits.

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26 05 2012
libertas

Corona asked morales how she could sleep at night. What about some others.

P-noy – alone, or with a teddy bear a la mr bean.
Senators – on top of mattresses stuffed with money – or, with someone elses wife.
Congressmen – with self-interest.
Llamas – with an AK47, porn videos, and copy of the communist manifesto.
Kris aquino – any port in a storm.
Pacquaio – with a bible coloring book.
Luisita farmers – in fear of the SC reversal.
40% – on an empty stomach.
25% – dreaming of a job.

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26 05 2012
Nonoy

Thanks God it’s (impeachment trial) almost over. I already feel sick seeing the faces of oldies, of the lead who cannot argue well, of the fat guy, of the smiling brats, of the papogi spokesperson who’s intention is to get TV mileage for equally evil intention to get into senate. I feel sick and tired.

Just like senators, I want to breakup with the afternoon drama.

BTW, feeling close talaga si Manny Pacquiao kay Jesus. Ginamit pa ang banal na pangalan sa panghuhula niya. So ano naman ngayon, sabihin na naman niya may nandaya? Naku, pag di ako makakapigil,.,, ewan ko na lang.. maghanda siya… bibigyan ko siya ng manok pangsabong.. hahahaha/

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26 05 2012
jing arevalo santos

Politics……..is a POLITICS!…^_~

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26 05 2012
jasper

nakalimutan mo si lolo juan na gusto palaging happy,

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28 05 2012
Anonymous

heckler, i saw jewel lobaton and cong. golez together last 13 may 2012 at around 8:00 at slimmers world, pasay road branch. katabi ko pa si jewel mae na mag work out habang nasa dumbbells si cong. golez.

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29 05 2012
professionalheckler

awwww.

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1 06 2012
pinoyfunadvice

lol, as I say, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, even weeksdays says, WTF! lol

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29 05 2012
Problems and Politics | An Ciudad han Tacloban

[…] In my mind, I was solemnly deleberating my next major decision. Like our Senators I have serious relationship problems. […]

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