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20 05 2012

Lady Gaga in Manila
THE PASAY CITY government is monitoring the concert of pop star Lady Gaga amid fears of some groups that she’ll perform “evil” acts. I wonder who is monitoring the day-to-day activities of the Pasay City government.

Ultra-conservative religious groups want Lady Gaga’s concert stopped. They insist that the pop superstar symbolizes “everything that is corrupt and demonic.” In other words, she has the potential to succeed in politics.

Some groups are calling for a ban on Lady Gaga’s concert in Manila. They say that Lady Gaga is “satanic;” her songs are blasphemous, and her concert tickets are too expensive.


Protesters are seeking the help of SM Mall of Asia Arena owner Henry Sy in an effort to stop the concert of Lady Gaga. The tycoon couldn’t release a statement yet because he was reportedly busy watching the latest concert DVDs of Metallica and Iron Maiden.

Former Manila Mayor Lito Atienza says Lady Gaga is known for her offensive racy getups. Somebody must tell Atienza that his forever floral shirts are equally offensive.

The MMDA warned motorists to avoid all roads near the venue of Lady Gaga’s concert. Traffic’s going to be HELL.

Popstar Lady Gaga has arrived in Manila. Her concert will push through despite protests from the Taliban some ultra-conservative groups.

Just Married
Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg has wed longtime girlfriend, 27-year-old Priscilla Chan. In a congratulatory message, Beijing praised Zuckerberg for choosing “one of our own.”


Mark Zuckerberg has wed longtime girlfriend Priscilla Chan. The Facebook founder denied he’s running in the coming elections.

The CEO of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg and his girlfriend of nine years Priscilla Chan just got married. There was this awkward moment during the exchange of vows. When Zuckerberg said, “for richer or for poorer,” the priest interrupted, “Poorer?!? Ulol!”

Mark Zuckerberg, 28 has married his longtime girlfriend, 27-year-old Priscilla Chan. Zuckerberg just changed his Facebook status from “In a relationship” to “It’s complicated.”

Rumors have it Priscilla Chan fell in love with Mark Zuckerberg because he would always ‘poke’ her.

Geeky Mark Zuckerberg just got hitched. There’s still hope President Aquino. There’s still hope.

The founder of Facebook just got married – while the founder of Friendster just got forgotten.

Representative Rama?
Feisty talent manager Annabelle Rama is reportedly running for a Congressional seat in Cebu. Cebuanos are now running away from the province.

No Bribe
A recent study showed 90 percent of Filipinos do not resort to bribes or grease money when transacting business with government offices. The rest were LTO customers.

Heart and Chiz
Rumors say Sen. Francis Joseph “Chiz” Escudero and young actress Love Marie “Heart” Evangelista are dating. They are having some R&R. Rebound Romance.

Last Saturday on showbiz talk show Startalk, Heart Evangelista was asked if there’s truth to rumors she and Chiz were dating The actress replied, “We’re good friends. He’s brilliant. I enjoy talking to him.” Or in showbiz terms, “Yes. I like him. Sana nga.”

Top 5 Rejected Portmanteaus for future couple Francis Joseph “Chiz” Escudero and Love Marie “Heart” Evangelista

No. 5: Love + Francis = Locis

No. 4: Marie + Francis = Mais

No. 3: Francis + Marie = Marie Franc

No. 2: Marie + Joseph = Marioseph

And the No.1 rejected portmanteau for Chiz and Heart…

Francis + Heart = Fart
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“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.”
~Edward Gibbon

Quotes Quiz: Who said…
“’Yung isang kanta ‘yung ‘Born This Way,’ it’s also telling the young people na you can do anything you want anyway you are born this way. It is not only immoral, it is a blasphemy. The Lord Jesus Christ is being maligned here and mocked.”

A: Former Manila representative Benny Abante Jr.
B: Former Manila Mayor Lito Atienza
C: Archbishop Emeritus Oscar Cruz
D: DepEd Sec. Bro. Armin Luistro

Have a productive week ahead!

I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

Answer to Quotes Quiz:
A: Benny Abante Jr.

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30 responses

20 05 2012
Anonymous

Thank you, I almost choked laughing. I should remember not to eat while reading your posts. BTW, since you always make us laugh, who in turn makes you laugh?

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20 05 2012
senior60

ano ba meaning ng gaga sa lady gaga

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20 05 2012
jasper

in the 50s, rock n roll was deemed demonic because of its suggestive lyrics and gyrations. elvis “the pelvis” presley was dubbed the devil’s emissary. madonna was nothing more but a stripteaser masquerading as a singer. michael jackson’s “thriller: mtv fosters belief in the undead.

lady gaga is in good company.

see you at the concert.

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20 05 2012
senior60

ano kayang mga katangian mayroon si priscilla?

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20 05 2012
senior60

nga pala mister heckler, sakali alam mo credentials ni priscilla, pwede pakisabi?

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21 05 2012
senior60

ok na mister heckler, nabasa ko na, while waiting for some transaction, nakahagilap ako ng newspaper at sabi doon, si priscilla daw graduated from harvard on 2007, nagturo ng dalawang taon at tsaka nag-aral sa san francisco college of medicine, kaka graduate lang at major ba tawag doon, sa pediatrics

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20 05 2012
senior60

kailan kaya naramdaman ni chiz na may gusto siya kay heart?

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22 05 2012
etchosera

ano ba yan? puro na lang tanong!

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23 05 2012
senior60

oo nga at bakit wala man lang kahit isa kang sinagot, ako naman may credentials ng nahagilap tungkol kay priscilla at na post ko na pero bakit kaya hindi nag appear ngayon, saan kaya iyon namasyal…

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20 05 2012
Layla

three letters. L. O. L. Bow!

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20 05 2012
bhillex

f*ck those protesters!!! the nerve!! wag kayong epal!! lahat kayo, impossibleng hindi kayo kumakanta o naglalagay ng kanta ni lady gaga sa mga phones nyo or whatsoever!!. at sa mundong ito, kinakanta at dina.download ang mga kanta ni lady gaga!! she’s my mother monster and i am her little monster. LOVE U GaGamonster.

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21 05 2012
Dakin Jidzters (@jishcand)

kalerqui ha ha ha FART??? wa ha ha ha! Tummy ache promise. I love you Loi!

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21 05 2012
yas

hahahahahaha yun lang.

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21 05 2012
Nonoy

Annabelle Rama, nasa Metro Manila ka na. Ayaw na lang balik sa Cebu, palihog lang. Ambot lang!

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21 05 2012
senior60

hahaha nakatawa man sad ko sa imong “palihug lang, ambot lang ” nonoy, pero sayon ra man na, kung taga cebu ka, ayaw siya botare,ingna imong mga kaparyentehan, ug mas epektibo pa gyud, mag house to house ka sa mga eskwater kay sila ang mahilig mobutar ug taga showbiz

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21 05 2012
Nonoy

@Professional Heckler: I hope you don’t mind us ‘speaking’ our own language. Just for today, please. Peace!

@senior60: Magbrigada kontra Ana-Rama ko. Hehe. Pasi-aw dala tinuod. Bitaw, di man nato madiktahan ang tingog sa katawhan pero tabangan na lang nga masabtan sa kadaghanan ang tinuuray nga tumong sa pinili-ay. Mouli gyod ko sa Sugbo para sa eleksiyon.

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23 05 2012
senior60

ay way problema na kang mister heckler nonoy, maora na siya ni enrile nga unsa to, liberal ba or lenient ug linguist sad

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21 05 2012
libertas

HoR – House of ill-Repute / wHoRe-house

a pimp in congress, no problem. It complements the drug suppliers and crooks, and ensures an endless array of young ‘models/actresses’ for old men of family values! and expense accounts!

TV – Bikini girls day and night, no problem.

Hypocricy – we have a problem.

“people don’t scare me – i scare them first”
Lady Gaga

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21 05 2012
senior60

my goodness libertas, you are already abusing with your mudslinging at our congress and senate, this i will tell you, maybe, compared to yours wherever you came from, ours are cleaner and what bikini girls day and night are you talking about, you are watching shows that are not locally produced, sumosobra ka na ha

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21 05 2012
libertas

Chiz ‘judas’ escudero and his drinking/ womanising ensures his future is behind him. A has been that never even was a have.

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21 05 2012
senior60

really? are you sure libertas? better be ha or else chiz will see you in court if he reads this

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21 05 2012
libertas

A light has just gone out in massachusets, and in the rest of the world
Robin Gibb – R.i.P

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21 05 2012
senior60

you’ve forgotten donna summer

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21 05 2012
etchosera

Juicemio! Lecheng kayong mga Lady Gaga protesters!
Magpakatotoo nga kayo!

Di nyo ba alam na si Presidente Noynoy nga eh lagi lagi na lang napapaindak sa all time peyborit song nya… ….

……ang BAD ROMANCE ni Lady Gaga?

ba ba ba ba bad romance!

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22 05 2012
Lola Nila

Bad romance na ba ang ini-indak ni Pnoy? Akala ko “To sir with love” ni Lulu at “Great Pretender” ng Queen. (pwede rin “sweet 16” ni ate vi).

at si Senior60 hanggang ngayon loyal pa rin sa “How much is the dog in the window”.

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23 05 2012
etchosera

naku Lola, lagi na nga lang daw kasing BAD ROMANCE ang Noynoy Abnoy! Laging nauudlot at di magtuloy-tuloy ang romance!

Ayaw pa kasing magpakatotoo, no?

Hmmmmp!

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22 05 2012
libertas

The creatures of the government can’t take on lady gaga’s army of little monsters.
Let the cultural revolution begin

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22 05 2012
libertas

escudero denies going out with evangelista!?
grace lee is very free and desperate to bag a politician with ambition. no age, sex, or color bar.
watch this space.
alley cats unite.

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26 05 2012
Saffro

“They insist that the pop superstar symbolizes ‘everything that is corrupt and demonic.’ In other words, she has the potential to succeed in politics.” – EPIC! haha.

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30 05 2012
Anonymous

i love you prof. heckler!

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