QUIZ: Who Tweeted That?

YOU ARE WHAT YOU TWEET. Can you identify the political figure, government official, entertainment personality or newsmaker who tweeted these?

[Important: Take this quiz seriously. Your score will be interpreted by a psychologist. Use pen and paper.]


1: “Good morning to everyone. Today, remember that “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.” Have a sexy day! Yeah ba!”
A: Atty. Ferdinand Topacio
B: GMA News’ Arnold Clavio
C: Defense lawyer Judd Roy
D: TV host/book author RJ Ledesma

2: “Dear God, please help me resist the temptation to say F*** YOU to those that truly deserve it. And there are quite a few on Twitter that do.”
A: Ex-Cong. Teddyboy Locsin
B: Lea Salonga
C: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan
D: Sharon Cuneta

3: “Are psychological records part of the SALN? I hope not. Pretty soon it’ll be genealogy records, wide spectrum cultures, sperm & ovum, nip & tucks…”
A: Negros Rep. Jules Ledesma
B: Leyte Rep. Lucy Torres-Gomez
C: Ex-Sen. Ernesto Maceda
D: Vicki Belo

4: “With 2 boys in the house, parang araw-araw Royal Rumble.”
A: Sen. Loren Legarda
B: Kuya Kim Atienza
C: Deputy presidential spokesperson Abigail Valte
D: Ex-Sen. Juan Miguel Zubiri

5: “Kawawa ang House members, really bad reputation, kahit sa movies and telenovela laging villain.”
A: Quezon Rep. Erin Tañada
B: Ilocos Rep. Rudy Fariñas
C: Cavite Rep. Lani Mercado-Revilla
D: San Juan Rep. JV Ejercito

6: “Hindi sapat ang daang matuwid, dapat may DIREKSYON. At hindi lang basta basta direksyon, dapat may patutunguhan.”
A: Zambales Rep. Mitos Magsaysay
B: Ex-Sen. Richard Gordon
C: Ex-Cavite Rep. Gilbert Remulla
D: Kabataan Party-List Rep. Raymond Palatino

7: “Let them do their worst. We will do our best.”
A: Presidential spokesman Edwin Lacierda
B: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan
C: Marikina Rep. Miro Quimbo
D: Defense Lawyer Karen Jimeno

8: “Wow! This Bela Padilla give (sic) speaks quite well.”
A: Valenzuela City Mayor Sherwin Gatchalian
B: QC Mayor Herbert Bautista
C: Navotas Rep. Toby Tiangco
D: Manila Vice Mayor Isko Moreno

9: “… is now in a relationship.”
A: Tim Yap
B: Raymond Gutierrez
C: Butch Francisco
D: Erik Santos

10: “What my adventurous son had for lunch.”

A: Edu Manzano
B: Sen. Chiz Escudero
C: Bayan Muna Party-list Rep. Teddy Casiño
D: Sen. TG Guingona

Wanna know the answers and the meaning of your score? Click here.
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“Whatever words we utter should be chosen with care for people will hear them and be influenced by them for good or ill.”
~ Siddhārtha Gautama Buddha

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7 thoughts on “QUIZ: Who Tweeted That?”

  1. singit lang.

    Dear Kim Jong Un,

    Why can’t you defer your satelite launch/(aka, rocket launch) until June 30 at 3 PM. I think this is the best day for it. Just aim it at the Batasang Pambansa, and everybody in the philippines will be grateful to you. But make sure that it will be precise.

    Sincerely,

    Fed up Filipino.

    P.S.

    If you are worried if who will lead the country, there’s no problem with that. We have Anthony Taberna, Ted Failon, Gerry Baja, Arnold Clavio, Bill Esposo, Conrado de Quiroz and list of columnists and commentators who knows all how run the country.

    Thanks in advance

    Same

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