ON SATURDAY, March 31, Filipinos will turn the lights off in observance of Earth Hour. That’s 60 minutes of darkness to save the planet. In a related news, residents of Mindanao are saving the entire universe for several weeks now.
Reports say Congress is willing to grant special powers to President Aquino. When the President heard this, he said, “Ahm, can i be invisible for a month?”
In a recent dream, God reportedly told Manny Pacquiao to retire soon. Pacman clarified though he’d only quit boxing after three more fights – probably against Mayweather, Juan Manuel Marquez, and the Bureau of Internal Revenue.
Manny Pacquiao is furious. He wants Cotabato Revenue Regional Director Rozel Lozares sacked for allegedly “railroading” the charges against him. “I shall rise to the occasion and I shall fight this case until the last and final round. We will fight,” added
Cotabato Revenue Regional Director Rozel Lozares is being accused of “railroading.” This guy has a future in Congress.
Manny Pacquiao is crying harassment. And Arnold Clavio was like, “What did the Azkals do this time?”
The latest Social Weather Stations survey showed 73 percent of respondents wanted a guilty verdict for Renato Corona. But this doesn’t mean the prosecution’s work is good. It only showed the media’s ‘work’ was ‘great!’
Chief Justice Renato Corona denied that he or his wife Cristina owned houses in the United States. The alleged US properties of the embattled magistrate first came out in an article written by
lead prosecutor blogger Raissa Robles.
RIP Legacy Leader
Legacy Group founder Celso De Los Angeles Jr. is dead. He left behind a 30-billion-peso financial mess and countless unsettled lawsuits. In lieu of flowers, Legacy Group victims will offer prayers for the eternal suffering of his soul.
Facing multiple lawsuits, Legacy Group founder and CEO Celso De Los Angeles passed away Tuesday morning. He died of prolonged embarrassment and terrible guilt.
March 29 marks the 43rd anniversary of the Communist Party of the Philippines’ armed wing, the New People’s Army. To celebrate it’s birthday, the NPA will blow up 43
candles mining firms in the country.
A recent Facebook study revealed Valentine’s Day and Christmas are the best days to find love. In third place, “when you’re not that busy in Malacañang.”
A fourth year high school student at St. Theresa’s College in Cebu City was banned from attending the high school commencement exercises after posting on her personal, privately-set Facebook account a photo of herself in a bikini. The girl’s parents filed charges against school officials including the principal, a nun – whose Facebook friend request was rejected earlier this year by the same student.
Coke Is It
Coca-Cola is celebrating its 100th year in the Philippines. A star-studded concert was held recently to mark “100 years of shared happiness,” obesity and diabetes.
“The greater the power, the more dangerous the abuse.”
Quote of the Day
“Hindi ko naman pwedeng hamunin ang regional director ng suntukan dahil knockdown siya sigurado. So daanin na lang sa legal na proseso para patas ang laban.”
~Cong. Manny Pacquiao
You Have Spoken
Ano ang maipapayo n’yo sa mga celebrities (e.g. Sharon Cuneta) na pinuputakti ng bashers on Twitter?
-Ignore and block the bashers! 34.65%
-Kapag nasa katwiran, ipaglaban. Sagutin ang mga alegasyon! 12.99%
-Quit Twitter. 52.36%
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