COMPLETE THESE impeachment trial-inspired proverbs, idioms, and sayings:

1: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and…
A: … he will live for a week.
B: … he will say thank you.
C: … he will win an impeachment trial.

2: For the prosecution: Necessity is the mother of…
A: … the small lady.
B: … God.
C: … nature.

3: For the defense: Necessity is the mother of…
A: … spokesperson
B: … objection.
C: … justice.

4: For the prosecution: Kapag may tiyaga…
A: … may mapapahiya
B: … may subpoena
C: … may press con

5: Justice delayed is…
A: … Justice Cuevas.
B: … Justice League.
C: … Justice Department.

6: Ang taong nagigipit…
A: … nagdadasal
B: … gastador
C: … kay Senator Drilon kumakapit

7: Kapag may itinanim…
A: … may magsasaka.
B: … may bukirin.
C: … may iwi-withdraw sa mismong araw na-impeach.

8: The proof of the pudding…
A: … is in the SALN.
B: … is in the cooking.
C: … is unclear.

9: An ounce of prevention…
A: … is a defense strategy.
B: … is worth nothing.
C: … is good for the health.

10: If anything can go wrong…
A: … why not?
B: … it’s the doing of the head of the prosecution.
C: … what for?

11: Magpakahaba-haba man ang prusisyon…
A: … prusisyon pa rin.
B: … mapapagod ang birhen.
C: … mauuwi pa rin sa conviction.

12. A little learning is…
A: … dangerous for Senator-judge Lapid.
B: … bliss.
C: … ignorance.

13. It’s better late than...
A. … later.
B. … no evidence at all.
C. … forever.

14: Hell hath no fury like…
A: … hell itself.
B: … a hypertensive female senator-judge.
C: … a talent manager.

15: Magbiro ka na sa lasing…
A: … ‘wag lang sa bading.
B: … ‘wag lang corny.
C: … ‘wag lang kay Bong Revilla

16: Ang lumalakad nang matulin…
A: … poorly crafted ang impeachment complaint
B: … snatcher
C: … naje-jebs..

17: Aanhin mo pa ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay _______,
Mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, nakatira ay tao.

A: … kalbo.
B: … single.
C: … isip-bata.

18: To media men: You are what you…
A: … meet.
B: … re-tweet.
C: … interview.

19: Kung hindi madaan sa santong dasalan…
A: … ipagpamisa na lang.
B: … tirahin sa speeches at mga panayam.
C: … deadmahin.

20. To err is human, to forgive is…
A: … bovine.
B: … to forget.
C: … so not in President Aquino’s vocabulary.
“Somewhere in the world there is an epigram for every dilemma.”
~Hendrik Willem van Loon

Pampanga 3rd District Rep. Aurelio “Dong” Gonzales Jr. has filed House Resolution No. 2140 to appeal to the local TV and movie industry to “minimize, prevent, or stop” depicting congressmen as “villains or crooks” in movies and telenovelas. Simply put, Gonzales is teling movie and TV producers to lie.

A House resolution was recently filed to appeal to the local television and movie industry to stop typecasting congressmen as crooks or villains. The resolution was filed by Paquito Diaz Aurelio Gonzales Jr.

Cong. Aurelio “Dong” Gonzales Jr. is appealing to the local TV and movie industry to stop depicting congressmen as crooks. In a related news, a congregation of crocodiles is appealing to the local TV and movie industry to stop depicting them as congressmen.

Quote of the Day
“My father and mother say the same thing–they would not have achieved what they had achieved if they didn’t find each other. Of course, that’s also what I’m aiming for.”
~President Noynoy Aquino on love and relationship

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22 thoughts on “JUST SAYING”

  1. libertas, please tell me pray, is corona’s millions meant to be
    in the government coffers if it did not land in corona’s bank

    itagalog ko lang din at baka hindi maintindihan ang pagkasabi
    ko sa english, ang mga pera ba na nasa accounts ni corona ay
    dapat sa gobierno sana?

    kahit sino may join the discussion please


      1. sa palagay ko kasi onat, parang wala namang nakurakot na pera si corona galing sa gobierno, malamang galing yun sa mga private citizens kaugnay sa kanyang pagiging cj, at tsaka mayaman naman daw sila

        yang saln naman, from the president down to the lowest in rank in
        government service, siguradong silang lahat hindi nagdedeclare ng tamang saln


  2. ‘teach a man to fish…win impeachment trial’ – like.

    umali – “In the law there are no small cases, only
    small lawyers.” ( and now small ladies)

    tupas – “up the creek without a paddle”

    prosecution – “if you fail to prepare, then prepare to fail”

    lapid – “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.” –
    — Mark Twain


  3. lets wait and see what the defense have to say.
    not filling out the SALN correctly – yes, but hardly a hanging offence in itself.
    the millions – actually is not so much when a piece of family land accounts for 34 million and he did work in corporate world for 20+ years.


  4. in the web of deceit – one obvious question not asked

    which other PEP (politically exposed people) accounts did the BSP/AMLA audit look at? and was a similar audit done at other major banks!

    if any of them were – arroyo family/ other SC judges, maybe even VP Binay, then game over for prosecution, and aquino.

    BSP audit ends 6 dec 2010
    grace dela cruz – PSB compliance officer – leaves bank 15 dec 2010, and 2 months later moves to canada. just thinking.


  5. Rep. Aurelio “Dong” Gonzales Jr. has filed House Resolution No. 2140 to appeal to the local TV and movie industry to “minimize, prevent, or stop” depicting congressmen as “villains or crooks” in movies and telenovelas.- solution is so simple, he should just teach his colleagues what the ‘honorable’ word means. it also means no to tongpats, quota, s.o.p., and the three g’s – guns, goons and gold. if our honorables can let go of these, then no house resolution is needed, they will just be depicted as who they are… in the meantime, croc lolong is crying unfair for sometimes comparing him with our so called honorables.


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      alam kong humor site ito pero hindi naman siguro advisable
      na tawa na lang tayo ng tawa or else kabag ang aabutan
      natin, at tsaka para hindi masira mood mo, pag makita mo
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