TABLOIDAL!


A RUNDOWN of the week’s tabloid headlines:

Tabloid Headline: ‘Small lady’ wala sa CCTV ng Senado
> Sa sobrang liit hindi nahagip

Tabloid Headline: Sino nga ba ang mas mataas: Impeachment Court o Supreme Court?
> Definitely hindi ‘yong ‘small lady’

Tabloid Headline: Fariñas nag-sorry kay Bong
> Alternative Headline: Rudy at Bong, best friends na ulit

Tabloid Headline: Impeachment complaint, masama ang pagkakagawa – Fariñas
> ‘Tapos masama pa ang performance ni Tupas! Wagas!

Tabloid Headline: Prosekusyon to Corona: Buksan ang dollar accounts
> Corona to prosecution: You first.

Tabloid Headline: Sabi ni PNoy: Congressman-prosecution kulang sa practice
> At sa evidence.

Tabloid Headline: Belmonte, hanga sa tatag ng prosecution
> Love your own.

Tabloid Headline: Customs clerk na naghari-harian sa kalsada, binira ni PNoy
> Nainggit sa Porsche?

Tabloid Headline: PNoy at Grace, 3 to 5 oras kung mag-usap sa phone
> Mabuti pa ‘yong phone, busy. Eh ‘yong Pangulo?

Tabloid Headline: Kritiko (sa Lower House) ‘kinikilig’ sa bagong love ni PNoy
> Baka naman umiihi lang

Tabloid Headline: Suporta ng INC kay Corona walang epekto sa Palasyo
> Next year pa ang eleksyon.

Tabloid Headline: Jinggoy “umepal” kay Kris
> Eh mas epal pala sa kanya, walang nangyari

Tabloid Headline: Grace Ibuna, nasa last will ni Rep. Iggy Arroyo
> Aleli Arroyo nasa ill will

Tabloid Headline: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan, hinaharang ang balik-tambalan nina Sharon Cuneta at Gabby Concepcion?!
> Noted.

Tabloid Headline: ‘Eat Bulaga’ pinataob ang ‘It’s Showtime’
> Motto ng Bulaga: ‘Eat Showtime!’

Tabloid Headline: ‘Female’ status sa lalaking nagpa-sex change, bawal – Senado
> Sige, she-male na lang

Tabloid Headline: Hayden Kho, nakipag-date sa ibang babae
> Sa sobrang galit, mukha ni Vicki Belo gumalaw

Tabloid Headline: PNoy kukuning lead dancer ng DOH
> Not a good idea.

Tabloid Headline: PDEA: Babaeng pusher tumataas
> Pampatangkad na ang drugs? Baka naman ‘dumarami!’

Tabloid Headline: Suspek sa laundry shop robbery, nasakote
> Matapos masakote, sinabon
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“Newspapers cannot be defined by the second word—paper. They’ve got to be defined by the first word—news.”
~ Arthur Sulzberg, Jr.

Quotes of the Day
“The old Manny Pacquiao is gone. The new Manny Pacquiao has come.”
~Cong. Manny Pacquiao on being a reformed “Catholic Christian”

“He’s one of the many aspects of my life that makes me happy now.”
~TV/Radio personality Grace Lee on President Aquino

Have a great weekend!

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12 thoughts on “TABLOIDAL!”

  1. eat bulaga forever….

    talagang kinain daw ng buhay on the first day pa lang ang
    showtime ayon sa balita, nilangaw nga daw eh, papaano naman,
    kahit adlib lang ni allan, no comparison na ang kahit anong
    ipangtapat sa eb, idagdag pa si jose at wally, wala pa dyan ang
    main course ha

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