Advertisements

ADMONISHED

6 02 2012

A FRIEND who recently graduated from college dreams of owning a Porsche in three years. I told him he could have it in two if he’d apply for a clerical job at the Bureau of Customs.


Did you hear about the Bureau of Customs clerk who drives a Porsche? The guy is earning no more than 10,000 pesos a month! That isn’t fair. You don’t get to own properties beyond your means. Unless you’re the Chief Justice.

You know what’s unfair? Paulino Elevado, a Bureau of Customs clerk who earns no more than P10,000 a month is driving a white Porsche. That news broke last week. Today, rumors say the Porsche-driving clerk is even dating a hot Korean chick.

Customs Commissioner Ruffy Biazon says Paulino Elevado’s statement of assets, liabilities and net worth or SALN “is clean.” It means, he doesn’t have the capacity to buy a multimillion peso vehicle. Elevado explained though he was given a 40 percent discount because the car had leaks when he acquired it.

Admonished
Malacañang admonished political adviser Ronald Llamas in connection with his purchase of pirated DVDs recently. Likewise, he was strongly advised to avoid Circle C Mall, Quiapo, Metrowalk, Makati Cinema Square, and Dona Policar of the Philippine Daily Inquirer.

Malacañang has officially admonished Secretary Ronald Llamas. But the controversial political adviser isn’t totally off the hook yet. DVD vendors at the Circle C Mall are filing an ‘endangerment’ suit against him.

This just in: A recent unscientific survey showed that 85 percent of Filipinos wanted Llamas fired while 15 percent wanted him disciplined. The survey has a margin of error of plus or minus AK-47.

Donaire Jr. Wins
Nonito “The Filipino” Flash Donaire Jr. scored a split decision victory over Wilfredo Vazquez of Puerto Rico to win the WBO junior featherweight title. Nonito has never lost a bout since April 2001… except for that nasty fight against his father.

You know who else is talking about a ‘split decision?’ Aleli Arroyo and Lorna Kapunan.

Iggy’s Remains
Two women are now fighting over Cong. Iggy Arroyo’s remains: Aleli Arroyo, the legal wife, and Grace Ibuna, the live-in partner. Guess who’s going to win it big. Lorna Kapunan.

Facebook
Last February 4, Facebook turned 8. Or as former Congressman Romeo Jalosjos would say, “Interesting!”

Facebook, the most popular social networking site in the world is now 8 years old. If Facebook were Chinese, he’d already be working in a factory.

Facebook turned 8 years old last February 4. Unfortunately for Facebook, it’s still too young to join Facebook.

To date, Facebook has 845 million users. Wow! And Facebook isn’t even 18 yet!
————————————————————————————————
“It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy.”
~George Horace Lorimer

Quote of the Day
“Whatever we talk about — whether politics, economics, books or music — he’s so knowledgeable. He knows a lot. Whenever some critics say bad things about him, that he’s not aggressive or that he’s not matalino, I’d debate them and tell them he’s very smart.”
~Grace Lee on President Aquino

Share this on Facebook and Twitter: Add to FaceBookAdd to Twitter
I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.

Advertisements

Actions

Information

24 responses

6 02 2012
a solemn punch

Base.

Like

8 02 2012
senior60

a solemn punch, can i ask you a question? just what

do you mean by ‘base’

Like

6 02 2012
libertas

Ash to cash

Iggy arroyo will be cremated , and his ashes kept in a whisky bottle.

The ceremony will be sponsored by marlboro with helicopter fly-past.

Grace said ‘aleli may have married iggy, but i married jose pidal so she can have the ash, and i will have the cash’

the lawyers win either way

Like

8 02 2012
senior60

libertas, can i ask you a question? which has more

weight, a marriage contract or a last will and testament

Like

9 02 2012
etchosera

dipindi po yun kong saan nakasolat… syimpri, mas mabigat kong sa lapida nakasolat, di ba?

Ahihihihihihi!

Like

6 02 2012
onat725

aleli arroyo and grace ibuna, fighting over iggy’s remains. if iggy still alive will aleli insist? or grace persists? jose pidal does it again…

Like

6 02 2012
libertas

debate
‘should old men get young girls to mother, protect, and entertain them. is this good for tourism from south korea’

“Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when i’m 64” ( and you are only 42!)

No power, no presidency, and no hacienda luisita – just a wheelchair and colostomy bag!

Poverty comes in the door, love flies out of the window

Like

6 02 2012
ADMONISHED « The Professional Heckler | Pnoy Talks

[…] Read more: ADMONISHED « The Professional Heckler […]

Like

7 02 2012
libertas

3 men discussing how often they have sex.

Man1 ” twice a week” with a grin
Man2 “once a month” with a frown
Man3 “once a year” with a broad smile

Man1 “why are you so happy about that”

Man3 “its on my birthday – and thats today!”

daddy p-noy – get in the viagra, and fill your boots. ‘sugar and spice’ and all things nice.

Like

7 02 2012
Anonymous

BOC = Bureau of Cashtums
BFAR = Bureau of Friends and Relatives
BOQ = Bureau of Quartatine
PCG = Philippine Cash Guard
NBI = Nag-Bebenta ng Ipampupunas

Like

8 02 2012
senior60

mister heckler, mag story telling lang ako ha, with your
permission

dito sa amin, may kapitbahay akong nag-aral ng customs
daw dahil may uncle siyang nagtrabaho doon at kanyang
magiging backer, to make the story short, parang undergrad
lang pero nakapasok agad at sa isang kisap-mata, nagka
car kaagad, hindi naman porsche, ano lang, pajero

Like

9 02 2012
etchosera

wala po bang…. en dey lib hapili eber apter?

Like

9 02 2012
junior30

Senior, inggit lang yan. Ikis-kis mo sa semento. wehehehe.

Like

10 02 2012
senior60

ay oo nga pala etchos ano, sige chapter 2 tayo…

later on, nakapasok ang kanyang misis sa, hold
your breath etchos, dpwh, dito na nag-umpisa talaga
ang living happily, nagtayo ng construction company
ang mag-asawa at ngayon, while i am posting dumaan
ang kanilang truck na may nakasulat na, parang, hindi
ako masyadong sure hehe, ‘ gov’t project, don’t delay’
or something to that effect..

at alam mo ba etchos kung ilan na ang kanilang sasakyan,
huwag mong sabihin na 10 na dahil sobra naman, ano pa
naman, 8…

and we are talking here of a young couple, about 32 to 35
years old with only 1 daughter who is still in kinder 2..

will they live happily ever after? malamang kay sa hindi…

Like

10 02 2012
senior60

junior ha, huwag kang ganyan hahaha

inggit? siguro may kaunti hahaha again, mga 1% lang
naman siguro dahil biruin mo naman, on my twilight days
na ako pero kahit bicycle man lang wala as in waley..

Like

7 02 2012
libertas

saturday – grace lee launches her new web site.
sunday – media blitz and interviews about p-noy.
monday – announces contract endorsement with bench.
tuesday – teasers about p-noy birthday present.

move over sis kris, daddys girl is in town, and is just as ambitious as you, – and younger, much younger!

Like

8 02 2012
senior60

it’s not grace’s fault if media people are running after her

including the international press and surely kris’ eyes are

turning green with envy

Like

9 02 2012
etchosera - nagtatanong lang po

Bakit Senior, may nagsabi ba na kasalanan yan ni Grace?

Like

10 02 2012
senior60

parang etchos, dahil binabatikos nila si grace…

uuuyyy mga inggetero, pahiram junior ha, ikis-kis
nyo yan sa bato

Like

7 02 2012
libertas

saw this and liked

“If ‘con’ is the opposite of ‘pro’,
then Congress is the opposite of
progress . It makes sense now.”

Like

7 02 2012
jasper

Q: bakit walang taga Customs nakapunta sa langit o impyerno?

A: kasi wala sila kaluluwa.

Like

8 02 2012
libertas

facebook is 8 – happy birthday

when p-noy celebrated his 30th birthday – grace lee was also 8 years old. Mmmm

Like

8 02 2012
Brixter

Panalo yung quote of the day ni Grace Lee. Yun pa lang, tawang tawa na ako. Malaki siguro bayad sa kaniya. =)

Like

8 02 2012
libertas

p-noy offered grace lee ‘protection’
the church didn’t approve
motwisted offered to video
grace declined and decided on a withdrawal instead.

Like

Say something...

Please log in using one of these methods to post your comment:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




%d bloggers like this: