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SAY GRACE

3 02 2012


PRESIDENT AQUINO has confirmed reports he recently dated TV host and radio jock Grace Lee. For the record, the President and Ms Lee have so far dated two or three times. Or as Niel Tupas and the prosecution team would probably say 45 times.

President Aquino admits he and Korean Grace Lee are seeing each other. The President believes that Grace is his Seoul mate.

Confirmed! TV and radio host Grace Lee, 29 is officially dating President Noynoy Aquino, 52. Again, dating. Not carbon dating.

Grace Lee was quoted to have said that President Aquino was “brilliant, if not the most intelligent man I’ve met in my life.” Apparently, she had met only a few.

From 45 to 24
Despite television footage showing otherwise, lead prosecutor Niel Tupas denied that the prosecution presented to the media documents that would prove Chief Justice Corona owned 45 properties. Tupas said they could only present evidence for 21 to 24. And this just in: Tupas has denied saying that “like Judas Iscariot,” Mr Corona “betrayed God for a few pieces of gold.” He clarified that it’s for a few pieces of rubies only.

From 45 properties, Niel Tupas is now saying Corona owns only 21 to 24 pala. Talk about misdeclaration.

Observers who have been monitoring the Corona impeachment trial say his conviction is sort of a ‘mission impossible’ for the prosecution. And Niel Tupas is the tape that self-destructs every 5 seconds.

First Time
For the first time since the impeachment trial started, Sen. Lito Lapid asked a prosecutor one clarificatory question last Wednesday. That’s a rare spectacle: Lito Lapid and a prosecutor. On the one hand, you have a stupid guy who takes the floor and gets ridiculed, and on the other hand, you have Lito Lapid.

Manila Bulletin
Last February 2, the Manila Bulletin celebrated its founding anniversary. The daily is now 112 years old – making it the next possible candidate for presiding officer in the impeachment trial.

Dissolved
The marriage of James Yap and Kris Aquino has finally been annulled. Congratulations… James Yap!

Kris Aquino has officially announced that she’s single again. Of course, this is the best time to announce it. She can’t just let Grace Lee have all the attention.

Kris Aquino’s lawyers say the ex-couple’s marital problems were rooted in “personality disorders.” James doesn’t have personality; Kris has disorders.

Facebook Timeline
In less than a week, Facebook Timeline will be mandatory for all users. Timeline will show off posts that people might have wanted to forget. Last night, Niel Tupas and Miro Quimbo decided to delete their Facebook posts claiming Corona owned 45 properties.

Facebook Timeline will now be mandatory. Justice Serafin Cuevas is excited to display his posts from as far back as the 18th Century.
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“Lust fades, so you’d better be with someone who can stand you.”
~ The Story of Us

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“Apparently, the trial outside the courtroom is proceeding faster than the trial inside the court.”
~Senator-Judge Gregorio Honasan

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41 responses

3 02 2012
The Background Story

“Facebook Timeline will now be mandatory. Justice Serafin Cuevas is excited to display his posts from as far back as the 18th Century.”

HAHAHAHAHA

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3 02 2012
onat725

the prosecution team for the nth time looked like a blushing grade one pupil scolded by the teacher for not doing his assignment. or a boy who cried wolf when in fact it’s only a kitten he saw. doing a ‘wolf’ am afraid, will put their credibility and capability in question. as if nobody’s questioning it yet.

grace lee is very candid about her ‘relationship’ with pnoy which other previous girls linked to him have not done. i smell something kimchi…

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4 02 2012
libertas

no kimchee – no touchee, no feelee
no money – no honey

Grace lee – endorser of vicki belo products/services in korea – ( are those puppies real?!) – is now endorsing p-noy – “brilliant, ..witty, ..most intelligent man i have ever met,.. an inspiration for his love of the country” – (was she thinking of PH at the time!)

Is this love, or the start of a PR campaign. Mmmm

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5 02 2012
onat725

pr campaign, right maybe. for ph, perhaps. for sokor, could be. just imagine a korean netting the ph president? thousands of koreans here in the ph is applauding. include ryan bang on the list.

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3 02 2012
libertas

P-noy -“We’re seeing each other”
Grace – “We’re not rushing into a relationship”

Translation – p-noy’s 9mm Glock stays in his holster, whilst Grace’s twin 44 Magnums will stay in her ‘over the shoulder boulder holder’ (bra)

“God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.” – Robin Williams

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3 02 2012
rjdc

Love it! 🙂

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3 02 2012
Dakin Jidzters (@jishcand)

Ha ha ha panalo ang huling hirit kay Cuevas! Thanks LoiPogi!

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3 02 2012
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5 02 2012
mangcruz

PNoy dating Grace??? i read somewhere that they met at The Bulletin’s Anniversary … ito ba ang tinatawag na “date”? Nakita lang, date na? Kindly define “date”. Thanks.

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3 02 2012
Lola Nila

tumigil ka pnoy! anong grace lee ka lang dyan. kaya pala wlang tigil ang taas presyo dyan sa pinas at katakot-takot ang sakuna dyan sa mahal kong pinas dhil galit ang mga diwata sa mga mga kabalbalan na love affair na iyan kuno.

alam nman ng lahat na nag-iisa lang ang may-ari sa puso mo, si M. R. anong Marian Rivera? echosera!!

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4 02 2012
eddibumangon

lola, M.R. as in Ronald Malas?

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7 02 2012
junior30

No, M.R. as in Mardita Rosas.

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3 02 2012
Lola Nila

at least pag wala si Miriam Santiago, ndi naging boring ang impeachment dhil kay Lito LAUGH-PID!! 😀 😀 😀

Nag-iisa ka tlaga Lito Lapid dhil pag-tayo mo pa lang sa floor at ndi ka pa nagsasalita…..TAWANAN na ang lahat.

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3 02 2012
libertas

A puppy love story

When p-noy first saw grace lee he thought she had a pair of playful puppies hidden in her sweater.

Next day lapdog ochoa was having a hair of the dog (hangover cure).
‘get on the dog and bone (phone). Tell her the top dog wants to take her out for a hot dog’

P-noy thought ‘From lazy dog to lucky dog. Must be worth 10 popularity points’

Grace thought ‘ can i teach an old dog new tricks, or will this end up as a dogs breakfast’ (mess). I am nobodys dogsbody (servant)’

P-noy was like a dog with a bone(r), but the meal ended with a doggy bag (takeout) and no doggy style (!#*)

Dog fight (argument) in the senate. The country going to the dogs ( in decline), but p-noy howled at the moon as he smoked his dog end (cigarette) and went to bed dog tired, and dreamt of the cat fight between grace and kris. At least they have things in common. Yap,yap, yap ( talk a lot!)

‘Beware of the dog’ – but beware even more of the person who eats dog.

Must go
Got to see a man about a dog ( go to CR)

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4 02 2012
pasingit

it’s a dog (pnoy)-eat-dog (guess who?) world, libertas!

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3 02 2012
domino

why am i not surprised that kris announced her annulment at such an “opportune” time? during the election fever in 2010 and pnoy was then leading in the polls, she also announced that she and james were splitting up.

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4 02 2012
libertas

Aquino – yap marriage dissolved due to “lack of authority of solemnising officer” !!

Mental health reasons would not be good for campaigning in 2013.

Money can turn a lie into a ‘truth’. A family trait.

Where have all the values gone. Dead and buried every one.

next no doubt PR via interview with her manager boy abunda on her contract channel abs-cbn. no integrity, just careful spin. how incestuous and how boring.

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6 02 2012
senior60

i will have to disagree with you libertas, that lying
is a family trait of the aquinos, on the contrary, kris
for example is very honest, to a fault…

let us not write just for the sake of writing, sometimes
you just type anything that comes into your mind without
even thinking, lagi kang nagpakitang-gilas eh, huwag
ganuon

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3 02 2012
eddibumangon

Pnoy got a beard in time for the valentines season…

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3 02 2012
libertas

and the impeachment vote. good diversion.
bet grace lee never thought she would grow a beard!
i actually think she may well be a genuine person. i hope p-noy is not repeating the ‘shalani card’ as ‘ the grace lee project’. it would backfire on him bigtime if that is the case.

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3 02 2012
Katsy

Grace Lee was quoted to have said that President Aquino was “brilliant, if not the most intelligent man I’ve met in my life.” Apparently, she had met only a few. —- one of them was MO TWISTER. hahaha!

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6 02 2012
sadakups

Seeing “intelligent” and “Mo Twister” in the same statement sounds so wrong.

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3 02 2012
sammy alexis

sir, i would just like to tell you that i am sooooooo addicted to “Professional Heckler”. i used to surf lots & lots of blogs /day but now its down to only two- yours and miss jessica zafra’s. thank you very much for keeping us entertained & amused.

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3 02 2012
professionalheckler

thank you sammy! 🙂

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3 02 2012
Jun Halili

Please be kind to Jet, ooops, Grace Lee. How many Korean twenty-niners get to be dated by a Philippine President The “brilliance” she was referring to could be the light reflection that gets into her eyes, whenever she and the President come face to face!

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4 02 2012
Brixter

Hahaha, nice punchline 🙂

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3 02 2012
libertas

“Get off your horse, and drink your milk”
john wayne

The prosecution – a.k.a.- HMV – (his masters voice) – are over-promising and under-delivering.

In the gun fight at the OK corral they are also firing blanks, whilst cuevas shoots from the hip, and even lito lapid managed a shot from the lip!

Sherriff enrile is starting to look as bored as the public, with only the bar girls in the gallery providing a welcome distraction.

Madame miriam will whip them into shape when she returns from seeing the medicine man.

Wagons ho!

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6 02 2012
ride24hrs

an old saying from the range for the prosecution: “if you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.” unless they dont think they are in a hole.

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3 02 2012
markpere2010

Hi, Grace Lee! Isa kang malaking pruweba sa kasabihan na power not only corrupts – it also corrupts one’s sense of handsomeness! Good luck na lamang sa iyo. 🙂

Idol PH, share ko po dito yung aking latest post about the top ten reactions sa kanilang nagbabagang relasyon:

http://rightonthemark.wordpress.com/2012/02/O3/noynoy-aquino-grace-lee-love-affair-top-en-reactions/

More power po. 🙂

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4 02 2012
senior60

what’s carbon dating mister heckler?

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4 02 2012
senior60

hmmmm mukhang interesado na si noynoy ha, at

hayagan ng nag beso kay grace

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4 02 2012
libertas

Trivia

Ernesto maceda – philstar today – “Grace (who was an interpreter at Malacanang) used to date former Malacanang Chief of Staff Mike Defensor”.

I guess mike’s wife julie didnt mind!

Now i know why its called the Liberal party – pass the partner – share the mistress – swop the wife!

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6 02 2012
senior60

grace used to date a married man? is gay maceda sure with

what he is talking about? this is a serious allegation

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6 02 2012
libertas

you will have to ask maceda.

but as they say

if you need a ride – dont jump in a taxi, jump on gracie.

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6 02 2012
tsismosong papa

“Kris Aquino has officially announced that she’s single again. Of course, this is the best time to announce it. She can’t just let Grace Lee have all the attention.” Attention grabber. Haha…

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6 02 2012
senior60

re: first time

kaawaawa talaga si prosecutor, pero si lapid mister heckler,
na ridicule at stupid din ba? parang hindi naman ah

anyway, yung tanong naman nya ay hindi sa kanya, sa kanyang
mga advisers i’m sure, tagapagsalita lang si lito kumbaga

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6 02 2012
timangkey

Sweet daw si Pnoy ke Grace Lee. Kaya tawag nya sa kanya, PANOTCHA!

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6 02 2012
libertas

@senior60
sorry for thinking!

but if the solemnising officer was not authorised, then all the other marriages he conducted are also invalid and all the children illegitimate. really!!

and kris is open when it suits her, or her sponsors. what about the transfer of hacienda luisita shares from p-noy to her. silence

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7 02 2012
senior60

i think you have to find an article about, why their marriage
was declared null and void

and silence does not equate to lying

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6 02 2012
Infinite Justice

@ senior60

are you serious!!!this is a blog.get a life

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7 02 2012
senior60

yes infinite justice, this is a heckle blog in fact, but just
the same, i think this does not give us the license to throw
just anything, serious allegations to anybody

we can heckle as much as we’d want to w/o damaging ones
reputation

me ganuon? hehe justice ka pa naman, chariiiinnngggg

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