A WEEK AFTER HE was photographed buying pirated DVDs, presidential adviser on political affairs Ronald Llamas has reportedly sent an explanation letter to President Aquino. Here is the copy of that letter. Exclusive!
His Excellency Benigno Simeon C. Aquino III
President
Malacañan Palace
1610 JP Laurel St.
San Miguel, Manila
I guess you have been informed About Last Night. You know, Rumor Has It I purchased 2,000 pesos worth of pirated videos. Liar! Liar! Those reports were exaggerated. I only bought no more than 300. Ganito ang nangyari.
Monday, Se7en o’clock. It was Rush Hour. Grabe talaga ang Traffic. I was on The Road. Ayaw ko namang masayang ang oras sa kalye so I asked a Taxi Driver where I could kill time. Itinuro niya ang Circle C Mall sa Congressional Avenue in Quezon City. It was Closer than SM North Edsa kasi.
Pagdating sa Dulo, sinalubong ako ng mga vendors. Puro Segunda Mano pala ang tinda do’n. I really Wanted to buy some for the Little Children but something else caught my attention – DVDs! Sabi ko, Himala, hindi yata niri-raid ng Optical Media Board ang mall na ‘to.
Hindi mo naitatanong, movie buff ako. It was this Crazy, Stupid, Love for films that put me in Big Trouble! An editor/reporter from Bandera-Inquirer Saw me pala. Worse, nakunan niya ako habang bumibili! That was Proof! Can you Imagine That!? The next day, my photo was splashed all over The Paper. After the AK-47 controversy, ito naman!?? Ang Jologs ko! God… Why Me?
But then again, I realized, A Series of Unfortunate Events will not break me. Suportado ako ng Akbayan! Besides, Malacañang cannot say no to The Help that I offer.
Kay Dona Policar, ang editor ng Bandera, hmmpf, Look Who’s Talking?! Siguro, namimirata ka rin kaya andun ka sa mall na ’yon. Huwag na huwag lang magku-krus ang landas natin. I swear There Will Be Blood!
Kay Ronnie Rickets, Step Up your operation against piracy! Pati ako natutuksong bumili.
Sa aking mga kritiko, mauunawaan din n’yo ako Pagdating ng Panahon.
And to you my dear President, you’ve Got 2 Believe, I didn’t mean to Shame you. In fact, Kamakalawa, I returned to the mall upang ibalik ang DVD. When the vendors Saw me though, they Ran. The stalls were Gone In Sixty Seconds.
Ipagpatawad Mo mahal na Pangulo. Pangako, From Here to Eternity, ‘di na ako magiging Superbad.
Miss Na Miss Kita. Alam kong miss mo na rin ako. After all, we’re Friends With Benefits. Joooooke!
Hanggang Dito na Lamang at Maraming Salamat,
P.S.
Isikreto mo na lang ‘tong sulat na ‘to. Kung pwede lang, Burn After Reading.
BREAKING NEWS: President Aquino has replied to the letter of Secretary Llamas:
Bro,
Relaks Ka Lang… Sagot Kita.
Walang Iwanan… Peks Man!
Isa lang ang pakiusap ko sa ‘yo, please don’t Drag Me To Hell.
I Love You Man,
Noy
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“When you realize you’ve made a mistake, make amends immediately. It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm.”
~Dan Heist
Day 9: The Impeachment Trial
Senator-judge Serge Osmeña says the prosecution panel has been really lazy. Tell us something we don’t know.
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Please vote for the Prosecution Panel as 1 of the 7 New Wonders of the World. When you watch them kasi you’ll wonder: what the hell is happening? To vote, just key in PP and send to 23718456 for all networks. Be careful when typing the number. That’s the order of the presentation of evidence.
Quote of the Day
“It seems I’ll be making some people very happy by being absent at the impeachment today. But I hope to get better and attend the trial soon.”
~Senator-judge Miriam Defensor-Santiago
Trivia
To those who do not follow me on Twitter: Last Monday, I tweeted some interesting facts about private prosecutor Joseph Joemer Perez. He was an alumnus of the award-winning ‘90s quiz show Battle of the Brains. Representing UP Diliman, he emerged as champion in 1998. Three years earlier, Joemer and classmate Paulo David Javier, representing San Jose Academy of Navotas won in the high school division.
Joemer was the Valedictorian of UP Law Class 2004. He placed 8th in the bar exams.
Who’s That Girl?
She’s always there. Who’s she?
Tell me your name
you’re lovely
Please tell me your name
Enjoy the rest of the week. Stay safe!
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going to sleep with a smile on my face. this is priceless. ikaw na talaga, loi
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Salamat po Your Honor!
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hi PH, sikat naman. sir danton remoto read your llamas letter and bumper stickers last night, in his radio show remoto control (radyo5). nice one …
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oh really. i missed that. sayang.
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A masterpiece! Congratulations.
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Teacher Wilma, you’re back. Hi!
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How did you know again I used to teach?
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wala lang…
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uy in love si heckler
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ph, please tell me her name too. in love na din ata ako pero kung ikaw ang karibal ko, talo na ako…share mo nalang dito ang pick-up lines mo please.
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kanino sa battle of the brains or who’s that girl?🙂
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bwahaha. nang-iintriga ka ha, baka magalit si ph sa yo.
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Villar – Either he’s got no neck, or needs a new tailor
Osmena – as knowledgeable on the property market as recto is on impeachment rules.
Its become as exciting as watching paint dry.
Public interest going down faster than alicia arroyo can say give me the money, or quicker than the audience leaving an anne curtis concert.
Rambone & Rambutt KTV bar is offering senators 40% discount – 50% if they come in 60 seconds.
If a wife is an asset and a mistress a liability then p-noy’s net worth is a zero, and some senators are in big trouble.
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bakit nasali si noynoy na isang binata
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zero net worth dahil walang asset (asawa) at seguradong hindi magkaka-liability (mistress), as simple as that. hmp!
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senior, kaya nga zero, walang asset, walang liability. gaano kaya katagal tatagal na maging balbas si grace?
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grandson, sinong father mo, si junior30? at anong
pangalan mo, jun h?
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why balbas eddi?
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i still maintain na, binata si noynoy kaya, no worth
na lang kung ipagpilitan ninyo
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balbas…beard… in short macho si pnoy dahil may balbas.
tama ba, etchos?🙂
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ayyyy! bakit nasali naman ako dito?
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Tanging Ikaw lang ang makagagawa ng ganito ka-Beautiful Thing na post. Kada basa ko ng mga gawa mo eh napapa-Mona Lisa Smile ako! Tuloy mo lang, Idol!
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Beautiful Thing man kung walang Shelter, Brokeback Mountain sa Dante’s Cove pa rin ang kalalabasan ni pnoy.
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sen santiago – ” but i hope to get better and attend the trial soon”
prosecution team – “aw, f&^#@##g sh#t!”
defense team – “clap, clap, clap”
enrile – “here comes the scene stealer”
tupas – “must think to make her bp shoot up again.”
estrada – “omg, my exposure will be limited”
mental cretins – “come on baby, make our day”
lapid – “why, was she absent?”
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Dami ko tawa sa post na to. hehehe. I had never been a PNoy fan. this government is going nowhere
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Llamas will get out of it. For sure.
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“Who’s that girl” — is that new staff of Sen. Loren =)
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Who’s that girl– her name is Atty. Macel Jimenez. Student din iyan ni Esguerra dati! Maraming magaganda sa UP Law.🙂
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Thank you your honor!
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parang nag ojt lang
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PH, pinanood mo ba ang Hanggang Dito Na Lamang At Maraming Salamat ni Orlando Nadres? Naku, parang may ibinabadya. Type pa naman kita kahit na vertically challenged ka.
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what’s vertically challenged ba
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senior vertically challenged is mababa siguro, yung horizontally challenged naman maigsi hehehe.
pero si ph walang dapat i-challenge dahil he’s one of the best in the blog world. keep up the good work mr ph.
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naguumpisa na kagaya ng pan…ot🙂
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onat, alin/ano ang maigsi/mababa?
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senior, ang mababa, height yun po. ang maigsi, pisot yun.
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Panalo yung singature niya ha. May armalite pa talaga. hahaha
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Yun katabi ng pretty girl na yan , ang lagi naman nyang katabi na lalaki ay kamuka ni WENN DERAMAS haha!😛
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galing mo talaga PH!🙂
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in love!
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Pretty that girl. Was she the one who caught one congressman prosecutor’s eye?
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Ang galing TPH!!! Naipagsama mo ang mga films. Pants down..ay mali hands down pala!
I love this. Ma-share nga sa group ko.
Thanks a lot!!!
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girl’s name is _____ jimenez. up econ 2006, up law 2010. she was with Esguera and Blanco Law Offices before she became Loren’s legal staff. His bf is toff rada, up law 2009. bang!
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thank you for the information your honor.
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pwede pa yan… bf pa lang naman…
pati mas magaling ka don… dami mo na kayang awards…
go PH!!!
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papaano na yan mister heckler, taken na pala
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Her bf . . . . ayan umandar na naman pagka-teacher ko!
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*Her
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Sorry, may correction na pala.
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Who’s that girl – up law class 2010
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korea – ‘they shoot horses, don’t they’
no, they eat dogs.
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grace lee – p-noy’s future ex-girlfriend.
woof, woof – ‘ who let the dogs out’
avoid the boshintang.
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why avoid
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boshintang is a korean dish – dog stew/soup.
dogs are not just for christmas – they are delicious any time!
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so, why avoid?
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Is Grace Lee the daughter of Delfin Lee of Globe Asiatique?
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Hindi pala, Divine Lee pala yun. Sorry, my bad.
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darn you are so brilliant. buti nalang ay nakatuklas ako ng blog na patok sakin—-nakakaaliw, may laman, ibang lebel,
i wish i can have some of your creative juices. amazing.
paworkshop ka naman, sasali ako. hehe .
nakakatuwa ka. minsan lang ako matuwa at mataas standards ko hehe. astig astig🙂 God bless palagi
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mister heckler, may babatiin lang ako, pwede? maiksi lang,
thank you
kawaykaway wilyam, kagagaling ko lang doon
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missed everybody here especially itong apo namen.
ikaw ga’y kailan uli uuwi sa aten?
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