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ONE HUNDRED

30 01 2012


THE PROSECUTION PANEL intends to present at least 100 witnesses in the ongoing impeachment trial. Either the prosecutors want Renato Corona out or Serafin Cuevas dead.

Lead prosecutor Niel Tupas Jr says they will present at least 100 witnesses to prove their case against Chief Justice Renato Corona. Senator Enrile looks forward to celebrating his centennial year in the Senate.


Btw, Senator Enrile is now using Facebook Timeline. You may now view his personal photos taken during the Renaissance.

The prosecution team intends to call at least eight journalists including veterans Raissa Robles and Maritess Vitug to the witness stand. That’s not surprising though. Fact is, these journalists would have drafted a much stronger case against the Chief Justice than the House of Representatives.

The defense team says witnesses are expected to have personal knowledge of what he or she will testify on. Unlike those 188 lawmakers who had no personal knowledge of what they signed up for.

The prosecution team has 100 witnesses for the Corona impeachment trial. Is this Plan B already?


Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago will definitely attend Monday’s impeachment trial. Doctors have given her a clean bill of health. She just had a checkup the other day. She was diagnosed with idiophobia.

Prosecutors are so prepared for Day 8 of the impeachment trial. They’re ready for the defense panel’s objections; for Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago’s clarificatory questions, and for Rudy Fariñas’ tantrums.

Fish Stock
During the inter-government review on the global protection program of the marine environment, Vice President Jejomar Binay reported a 32 percent decline in global fish stock. That’s really bad news for the prosecution team’s ongoing fishing expedition.

RIP: Ignacio Arroyo
Congressman Ignacio Arroyo is dead. There’s no truth to rumors that it was Atty. Mike Arroyo who died and that Iggy was just covering up for him again.

Where is Llamas?
Malacañang says controversial political adviser Ronald Llamas is under investigation. At press time, Llamas is still mum on the issue. He is expected to release a statement as soon as he’s done with his weekend movie marathon.

Arrested
Senator Lito Lapid’s wife Marissa was arrested in the United States for allegedly smuggling 50 thousand dollars. At first, Mrs. Lapid denied that the money was hers. However, she was forced to admit when airport authorities found ores, gravel, sand, and lahar on the stash.

Date?
Reports say President Aquino recently went to dinner with radio/TV host Grace Lee.  Some people are calling it a ‘date.’ Sumama lang sa dinner,  may ‘romance angle’ na agad?  ‘Di ba pwedeng napilitan lang?
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“You never know how much a man can’t remember until he is called as a witness.”
~Will Rogers

Quote of the Day
“Putting media practitioners as well as sitting Supreme Court Justices as possible witnesses is just simply horribly wrong. Not only does it leave the trial open to a challenge that it was, after all, the institution of the SC itself that is now being tried, it also opens a door that should, at the moment, remain closed.”
~Lawyer Theodore Te

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36 responses

30 01 2012
libertas

“Those who are too smart to engage in politics
are punished by being governed by those who
are too dumb to do anything else.”
Plato

Recent ABS-CBN contract ‘star’ lapid opened his mouth and put his foot in it.

Lito Lapid version 1 -” money for her heart operation”
Marissa Lapid – “money for our house in las vegas”
Lito Lapid version 2 – ” money for back prolem like arroyo’s”

Dumb, dumber, or the dumbest.

DFA – “we are helping mrs lapid” – (translation – thats 2 votes you owe us lito – 3 votes if we stop any tax investigation. In fact, the govt now owns you.)

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30 01 2012
niel tupak

masdan ang daliri ni niel…
ganyan kaliit ang kanyang….

jutak!

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30 01 2012
hikatalomato

and this is what i’m going to do with your small dong…. according naman kay manong johnny.

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1 02 2012
Anonymous

ayyyy!!! kinain ni manong johnny??

kaya pala sya naka-gown!!!! lol

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1 02 2012
niel tupak

ayyyyy!!! kinain ni manong johnny???!!!

hmmm…. kaya pala siya naka-gown!!!

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30 01 2012
Lola Nila

kaloka! bisto pa rin si marissa lapid sa us $ 50 k dhil sa ores, gravel, sands, and lahar on the stash 😀 di nga!!!

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30 01 2012
sadakups

Let’s see if “quality over quantity” applies here.

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30 01 2012
libertas

‘jose pidal’

God has foreclosed
Your credit has stopped
No cashflow
Your cheques have bounced
Assests depleted
A liability no more

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30 01 2012
Datu Talim

Dito mo makikita na in piracy, pricing is not the just the issue. But the timely availability of movies/shows. Local and international Big Content providers must think of better distribution methods.

BTW, Go L.A.!

L.A. Clippers 😀

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30 01 2012
hikatalomato

simple lang solusyon sa piracy. babaan ang singil sa mga sinehan. gawing bente pesos instead of P150+…. gaya noong kapanahunan ni senior60.

long live piracy!

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31 01 2012
senior60

uuyyy hikata, panahon ko pa naman ngayon ah..

anong bente pesos, ano, silent movies?

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31 01 2012
hikatalomato

what i mean is noong kabataan pa ninyo ñor (circa 80’s). tag bente pesos lang sine noon, may double pang bomba

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2 02 2012
senior60

aaahhhhh ok

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31 01 2012
senior60

paniniwala ko naman na, price IS the issue

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30 01 2012
THE REAL JIDZTERS

wa ha ha natawa naman ako sa gravel, sands and lahar. Thanks TPH! Mwah! Buti nandiyan ka kasi nawawala ang homesick namin dito sa Riyadh! pinapatawa mo kami LOL.

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30 01 2012
Bogart Resureccion

Iggy covering up for Mike Arroyo again….. hahahahaha.. LOL.. how I wish it is real…

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30 01 2012
eddibumangon

We should impeach Pnoy and call Ninez Cacho Olivares and Jojo Robles as witnesses. Or maybe that guy who sold him the porsche too. BTW, were the SALN and ITRs of Pnoy published already? Methinks that those who accused should first come with clean hands.

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30 01 2012
etchosera

masyado ka namang adbans koya eddi!

apter noynoy’s term pa mangyayari yan!

weder weder nga lang, divaneng?

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2 02 2012
onat725

right etchosera, bakit porsche ni pnoy pinagdiskitahan, second hand na nga lang yun. and if all accusers will come with clean hands, as eddi said, mahihirapan sila makakuha ng required number of votes to impeach.

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30 01 2012
sadakups

Not gonna happen until the next administration. That is, if we have a new president by 2016.

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30 01 2012
libertas

After a hards days work – ignoring separation of powers, destroying the SC, and protecting hacienda luisita -, p-noy likes to relax with game boys, his 9mm Glock, and by texting young girls. Mmmm
Call a psychiatrist!

When she is not self-promoting, grace lee likes to announce her new website, watch her youtube entries and dream of a contract with ABS-CBN. Play your texts right.
Call a publicist! – or maybe you did already!

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30 01 2012
onat725

mrs. lapid caught red handed with $50k, she never learned the lesson from gen garcia’s son. she thought she is above the law as senator’s wife or she’s just dumb as the dumb should be. by the way, she is lapid’s wife for nothing.

iggy is dead, may he rest in peace, but jose pidal’s mess is still alive.

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31 01 2012
senior60

mrs. lapid is also illiterate , or so i heard

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31 01 2012
onat725

senior i don’t really know, ngayon lang naman yan tinamaan ng limelight. pero kung totoo ang kasabihang ‘action speaks louder than words’, malamang, hehehe…

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30 01 2012
Dakin Jidzters (@jishcand)

Thanks TPH! Ha ha ha..

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30 01 2012
Anonymous

I didn’t expect that watching the impeachment trial (through TFC) could be entertaining. OK, maybe I’m leaning towards the visually pleasing Adel Tamano and A. Cayetano and the sharp outfits of some characters. But who can deny that once Miriam hurl “thunders and lightnings” it surpasses any well scripted teleserye?

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31 01 2012
libertas

RH, FOI bills delisted from
House priority list – manila times

Today another death in the house. FoI bill quietly passed away – again.

As 188 lawmakers celebrated, did farinas think it was suicide as he sipped champagne.

30 pieces of silver comes in many denominations.

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31 01 2012
senior60

akala ko noon, mas matanda si cuevas kaysa kay enrile,

at si joker 85 na? hindi nga

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31 01 2012
libertas

Revilla – ‘100 witnesses! – i have a film to make – lights, camera, ACTION’

Enrile – being very Liberal

Trillanes – damage limitation. ‘am man of the people’ speech. Zzzzz

Santiago ” my doctors advised me to stay home”. Enrile sent his regards – to her doctors

Giovanni Ng – director of megaworld, or dopey of disneyworld.

Megaworld – defect condos for sale. Good luck with your share price

AB class – 1%, avg annual income – 3 million pesos (world stats – philippines)

Politicians/govt officials/chinese mafia – avg annual income – 20 million pesos?

Drilon – speaks from experience. 100 million forbes park mansion in the name of his step-daughter! – (PDI). Pot, kettle, black. BIR , anti-graft. No – KKK

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1 02 2012
senior60

actually, except for the neophytes that will also become in the future,

maybe, all of the prosecutor/senator judges are speaking from experience

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31 01 2012
tsismoso ako

Date with Pinoy si Grace Lee? Not bad choice for our president.

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5 02 2012
eddibumangon

sino kaya sa kanila ni kris ang makakabingwit ng mas bata? is coco young enough?

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31 01 2012
Paula Reyes

Hi, I’d like to invite you to be a speaker at our school this coming February 23, 2012. Our topic is about expressing oneself on the internet and how to do it responsibly. How can I send you a detailed invitation letter?

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31 01 2012
jasper

after 8 days of witnessing the prosecution team in action, i am beginning to believe the rumor that speaker belmonte, who picked the line-up of the congressmen-prosecutors, is a secret supporter of corona.

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2 02 2012
onat725

we will know that once belmonte appears in the trial as a witness of defense.

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