I CAN’T WAIT FOR January 16, the start of Chief Justice Renato Corona’s impeachment trial. I admit, I am really ‘atat.’ The only other person more atat is Congressman Niel Tupas.

The impeachment trial of Chief Justice Renato Corona begins January 16. But the House prosecution panel started presenting its evidence last January 3.

The House prosecution panel showed to the media a deed of sale and two condominium certificates of title to prove that Corona owns a condo unit at The Fort. Cong. Niel Tupas is expecting a guilty verdict from the media soon.

Congressmen are convinced that Corona’s ownership of a posh condo unit is ill-gotten. They should know. It’s ‘familiar territory.’

Getting Worse
According to the Department of Health, New Year’s Day-related injuries are up by 2.2 percent this year. The DOH is now considering suggestions to ban firecrackers and to bar Dr. Eric Tayag from dancing again.

When asked about firecracker-related injuries, the Health Department noted more cases this year, perhaps second only to Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.

The Department of Health reported that this year’s New Year’s Day celebration was “the deadliest.” To which Mayans said, “You ain’t seen nothing yet.”

The reward for the capture of retired Major General Jovito Palparan Jr. has been doubled… prompting his landlady to double the rent, or else.

Christmas Still
The Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines reminds the faithful that the Christmas Season is until January 8. Kids have three more days to hunt down their missing ninong and ninang.

‘Bourne’ in Manila
Online reports say the Hollywood flick ‘Bourne Legacy’ will shoot some scenes in the Philippines including a car chase along Edsa. Good luck to that.

MMDA Chairman Francis Tolentino says part of the ‘Bourne Legacy’ script is a car chase featuring Academy Award winner Rachel Weisz. Also being considered for that particular car chase scene is Richard Gutierrez.

Everybody’s talking about Jinkee Pacquiao’s photo on the cover of MEGA magazine. The half-human, half-science was half-recognizable.
“If you want an audience, start a fight.”
~Irish Proverb

Quote of the Day
“Wow! Maganda naman ang asawa ko at lalong gumaganda kasi wala na siyang inaalala.”
~Cong. Manny Pacquiao reacting to the latest magazine cover of his wife, Jinkee

Public Service Announcements
Taxikick: Report abusive taxi drivers in the Philippines.
– You may also directly file a complaint using this LTFRB form.
– January 23 is a special (non-working) day. Find out why here.

@HecklerForever Says (My recent tweets, in case you missed)
– To say that Kris Aquino is the horror queen is an insult to Lilia Cuntapay
– If you love somebody, set them free. If they return, set them on fire.
– Prevention is better than abortion.
– United we stand divided by 5 is undefined.
– The best things in life are online.
– Patience is a virtue. Or a mushy Guns N’ Roses song if you’re a child of the ’90s.
– You only live once. Or in the case of Rustom Padilla, twice.

Enjoy the rest of the week!

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19 thoughts on “ATAT”

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  2. showing the evidence before the trial begins, as prosecution team did, is like telling the enemies how much ammo will be used against them. syempre, mas maraming bala ang dadalhin ng mga kalaban… si manny nagandahan kay jinkee baka mag ‘go to the world and multiply’ na naman sya.


  3. “Sabihin mo kay Cong. Tupas mag aral muna sya.” – Enrile

    hehehe. atat nga, kaya tuloy parang bata na napagsabihan ng matanda. 🙂

    Tupas is so like his late cousin Suplico. Magaling dumakdak lalo na sa harap ng camera. Magaling magmagaling at magmalinis, angkan naman ng mga corrupt.


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