STILL IN BED while writing this post. These are random thoughts on or about the New Year i originally posted on Twitter. Happy New Year!
Overheard: “Definition of a hangover: Wrath of Grapes.”
It’s 2012. It’s make or break for the Mayans.
For the record, I’ve survived three “Rapture” since Dec 31, 1999. I am so ready for another. #2012
Happy New Year Nukualofa, Chatham Islands, Kiritimati, Apia, and Fakaofo! Weh ano naman ngayon kung nauna kayo? Bakit? Sikat ba kayo?
General Forecast: The coming year’s lucky colors: Gamboge, Urobilin, and Café au lait. Can’t pronounce them? Then, you’ll have two months of bad luck.
Ang aking 2011 ay parang gulong. May moments na nasa ibabaw, may moments na nasa ilalim. But generally, it was a good year.
This got to be Osama Bin Laden’s saddest New Year’s Eve ever. His firecrackers were soaking wet. #arabianSea
2011 was a bad year for dictators. Hopefully, 2012 will be worse for them.
This year, Kim Jong-Un should diet.
Talk is cheap. And cheaper if you’re ‘naka-unli.’
I started and ended 2011 on social media. ‘Social life’ redefined.
This coming year, let’s spend some quality time avoiding each other. #bittertweet
Everything’s going digital. You’ll enjoy it more with a complete set of fingers. Think twice before lighting a firecracker tonight.
A recent survey showed that 88 percent of Filipinos welcomed 2012 with hope. Some 400 others welcomed it with stitches and severed fingers.
According to the Department of Health, the top 5 injury-causing fireworks are piccolo, kwitis, fountain, five star & luces… known collectively as, “stubbornness.”
Nicki Minaj’ ‘Super Bass’ and Jessie J’s ‘Price Tag’ are soooo last year!
2012 is the Year of the Dragon. Bad news for Nadia Montenegro.
One of my friends’ New Year’s resolutions is to be extraordinary. ‘Coz right now, he’s sooo predictable. He’s even more predictable than the casting of Deejay Durano in Wenn Deramas movies
Finally, here’s your Horoscope for 2012. Have fun!
Again, Happy New Year!
Share this on Facebook and Twitter: 
I am on Twitter: @HecklerForever.
oo nga bakit laging andun si dj durano sa movies ni wenn?
LikeLike
Dragon and Nadia Montenegro link FTW!
LikeLike
happy new year ph!
LikeLike
ang ‘ stubbornness’ ng mga tao ay medyo humuhupa na rin,
isa siguro sa dahilan aside from fear of being maputulan ng
kung anoano ay ang hirap ng pera ngayon
LikeLike
may mga taong palaging nasa ibabaw, ang iba palaging
nasa ilalim, in other words, walang gulong ang kanilang buhay
LikeLike
meron naman baka:
1. flat tire, or
2. gulong ng naglalako ng sorbetes. khit nasa itaas na ay inaapakan pa rin.
happy 2012 senior60….sna bigyan ka pa ni Lord ng another 160 years!!!!
LikeLike
korak!
LikeLike
ngeeekkk sana hindi ka magdila-anghel nila hahaha
and a prosperous 2012 sa iyo
LikeLike
may gulong naman senior, mas prefer lang talaga namin ang nasa bottom. try mo rin, you might like it too. 😉
LikeLike
uuuyyyy eddi, ako pa? been there, done that hahaha
me gannuuoonnn?
o ano, anong score mo sa nagdaang, hindi ka member
ng smp…
LikeLike
talaga senior, you’ve been there and done that? ano ka naman- top, bottom, or versatile? 🙂
LikeLike
ano ka ba eddi, sa edad kong ito parang gulat ka pa,
sige na nga, all of the above hahaha
o anong score mo, ang totoo ha
LikeLike
hahaha.kung alam mo lang senior kung ano yang top bottom at versa…tanong mo kaya kay etchos. 🙂
i don’t keep scores senior, let’s just say na fulfilled naman ang pasko kaya lang story of my life, back to zero na naman. at least if it’s a consolation at all, umabot naman ng bagong taon. 😦
LikeLike
annooo? ang alam kong top, bottom at versa ay iba pala
sa alam ninyo? papaano ko itatanong kay etchos, mukhang
may problema na naman yon at ilang weeks na yatang absent..
at parang ang score na sinasabi ko ay iba din sa score mo…
at bakit naman ganuon, masyado ka sigurong mapili, very
choosy ba, mataas ang batayan, ano ba, collect ng collect
before you select…
LikeLike
esep, esep …
LikeLike
kim jung on is joshua aquino soon in the philippines.communist yellows!!!
LikeLike
It was a “Goodyear”. Lol. Gulong talaga. Hahaha.
LikeLike
happy new year, Heckler!
LikeLike
Top sometimes, bottom other times–PH was versatile last year ;p
LikeLike
Baka versatile bottom. hahaha
LikeLike
happy new year, thanks sa pagpapasaya, pang aaliw at pagbibigay ng may katuturang kalokohan sa gaya kong isa mong tagahanga. Mabuhay po kayo!
LikeLike
Always on top, missionary style. hahaha
LikeLike
always the bottom, victory style. hahaha
LikeLike
“Weh ano naman ngayon kung nauna kayo?
Bakit? Sikat ba kayo?”
LOL!!!!
LikeLike
super ‘katawa din ‘yung lucky colors!
lahat tayo, bad luck
for 2 months! hahaha!!!
(and kokontra, pa-impress
at nagmamganda! lol)
LikeLike
dito sa amin, tirik na ang araw, mausok pa rin.
kung isa kayo sa nagsindi ng kahit na maliit
na paputok o kwitis….
MAGKA-LUNG CANCER SANA KAYO!!!!
AT SUSUNOD, ‘WAG NA KAYONG MANDAMAY, OK????!!!!!
akala ko ba, naghihirap kayo ha? ha? ha?
suggestion: next year, to make noise,
ipukpok nyo sa matigas n’yong mga ulo n’yo
ang mga kaldero!!!
LikeLike