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NEW YEAR’S EVE

28 12 2011


INTERVIEWED BY ANC’s Lynda Jumilla, President Aquino says his No. 1 wish for 2012 is employment opportunities for Filipinos. To prove his sincerity, he then announces an opening in the Supreme Court.

Even before the impeachment trial of Chief Justice Renato Corona could begin, President Aquino has already instructed his legal team to look for a possible replacement. In other news, Associate Justice Antonio Carpio is looking forward to a fruitful 2012.

Journalists describe Chief Justice Renato Corona’s legal team as “powerhouse.’ But Malacañang is unfazed. After all, it has the power, and it has the House.

New Year
It will be another exciting New Year’s Eve in the Philippines. While most Filipinos are ushering in 2012 with ‘sinturon ni Hudas,’ ‘bawang,’ whistle bomb, ‘Goodbye Universe,’ and ‘Goodbye Philippines,’ President Aquino is welcoming it with “Goodbye Corona.”

Just so you know, Senators Joker Arroyo and Juan Ponce Enrile almost got injured during last year’s New Year’s Eve revelry. Somebody mistook them for ‘super lolo.’

Atty. Ferdie Topacio is spending New Year’s Eve at Times Square in New York this year. He wants to see the ball drop.

Top 5 Signs You’re at a New Year’s Eve Party in Malacañang

No. 5: The piped-in music is ‘Estudyante Blues.’

No. 4: When you ask for a beer bottle opener, people tell you, “Look for Secretary Jojo Ochoa!”

No. 3: Josh.

No. 2: There’s a sign at the entrance that reads, “Valerie Concepcion Not Allowed”

And the No. 1 sign that you’re at a New Year’s Eve party in Malacañang…

The President is having the time of his life… mainly because ang New Year’s Eve ay isa sa mga rare occasions kung saan puwede siyang magpaputok!

Just Fair
A Social Weather Stations survey showed that the government’s treatment of former President Arroyo with regard to the case filed against her was “only fair.” That’s the opinion of 7 out of 10 Filipinos. The other three were Topacio, Horn and Lambino.

The Fugitive
Authorities have yet to locate retired Major General Jovito Palparan Jr. The government has offered a 500 thousand-peso bounty for his capture. Nobody knows his whereabouts but closest friends claim Palparan is really excited to learn how to cook adobo, afritada, and empanada.

Innocents
December 28 is Holy Innocents Day – a day to remember the massacre of the innocents. To commemorate the event, Mo Twister is uploading another video on YouTube.

GMA Says
GMA Network has denied Internet rumors that businessman Manny Pangilinan has acquired GMA 7. The network also denied reports there’s an ongoing negotiation between GMA owners and MVP. It seems that GMA has denied everything… except for DJ Mo’s allegation against Rhian Ramos.

Overseas…
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-iL was buried today. Loyal supporters who attended the funeral will each receive a vial of uranium.

Thousands of people perished under Kim Jong-iL’s oppressive regime. Sorry, but the mass hysteria puts the fun in Kim Jong-iL’s FUNeral.

Kim Jong-iL has been laid to rest. In case you missed it, the North Korean dictator will be succeeded by his son, Bongbong Jong-iL.
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“Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.”
~Bill Vaughan

Have a safe New Year!

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18 responses

28 12 2011
ovalgirl

Bongbong Jong-iL FTW!
Happy New Year PH!

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28 12 2011
jancunanan

naks! ba’t ngayon lang kita nakilala?aksidente ko lang na na-click yung blog mo sa google, kagabi..nakakatuwa mga posts mo, kuya!darating din ang araw mababasa ko lahat ng posts mo rito.hahaha!!good job, man.

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28 12 2011
danny

…happy new year sa lahat ng mga hecklers.

…there’s no place like pilipins to have the season lusciously enjoyed.

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29 12 2011
denefeo

Ito pa: 95% of Filipinos enter 2012 with hope- SWS. The 5 who are not: 1.___2.___3.___4.__5.___.

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29 12 2011
libertas

1 hacienda luisita farmers
2 cdo residents
3 FoI supporters
4 malacanan legal team
5 shamcey supsup’s 2011 boyfriend

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29 12 2011
eddibumangon

masyadong mababa, kelan kaya ito maging 99.9999%

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29 12 2011
libertas

“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
Oprah Winfrey

Happy new year to PH, and all.

Start the new year with a bang – if you get lucky – or fireworks if you don’t.

Either way, keep it safe

Senior60 – don’t stay up too late.

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29 12 2011
Maxlip

Happy New Year libertas, it’s been fun and enlightening reading your comments here. Reading your comments after Heckler’s posts is like having a dessert after a main course. Keep it up, man. Cheers! 🙂

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30 12 2011
libertas

thanks.
he is the michelin chef.
i wash the dishes.
happy new year

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30 12 2011
senior60

thanks for reminding libertas…yes, i will not because

i will sleep early, early in the morning of 1/1…again, a

happy new year to you, to mister heckler and to all

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29 12 2011
DQA

“Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
Oprah Winfrey

When did it go wrong anyway?

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29 12 2011
cecil

Hey PH, Kris Aquino did it again. Dingdong Dantes won the best actor award in the MMFF. Kris had been ranting about the acting of Dingdong for days and he won. Just like what Kris did last year on Ai-ai ( remember she also won last year after Kris had been insinuating that she would leave the best acting award to Ai-ai).

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29 12 2011
Anonymous

You really make my day PH. Good job man!!!

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29 12 2011
qing dynasty

have a peaceful new year everyone! try nyo daw DOH’s safest firecracker. 🙂

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29 12 2011
ovalboy

Kung di napatalsik ang mga Marcos ay ganoon din ang nangyari sa atin… marami ang mag-iiyakan sa libing ni marcos at ang media ay mag rereport ng mga “strange natural phenomena” at maraming pilipino ang maniniwala.
Queen Imelda takes over at mga royalty bigla sina Imee, Bongbong at Irene.
Come to think of it… pati si Borgy “cocaine” Manotoc ay magiging principe na din. This country would have been named “Maharlika”.

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30 12 2011
senior60

‘yang ‘ mass hysteria ‘ pala ng mga tao ay parang mga

” crying ladies” lang, pati mga soldiers were also wailing…

si son ay parang si bondying lang, makapamuno kaya

yon ng maayos..

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30 12 2011
senior60

nakagulantang naman ang balitang gma-mvp, parang

pang innocents’ day lang, how true kaya

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30 12 2011
paolo

including josh to your jokes seems foul man. he’s a kid. i dont think he deserves to be laughed at.

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