INSPIRED BY an article on College Humor’s website, here are the pick-up lines of famous Filipino men:
Apolinario Mabini: Except for my legs, lahat sa akin, tumatayo.
Gen. Gregorio Del Pilar: Sabi nila, mahusay raw akong mangabayo.
Andres Bonifacio: Hindi lang cedula ang kaya kong punitin.
Jose Rizal: Okay lang na ma-exile… basta sa puso mo.
Juan Luna: Kapag kasama kita, mas nagiging makulay ang mundo ko.
Amado V. Hernandez: Gusto mong makita ang aking ibong mandaragit?
Mar Roxas: Magaling akong pumadyak.
Ferdinand Marcos: Promise, hindi lang kamay na bakal ko ang matigas sa akin.
Fidel V. Ramos: Hmmm, maliban sa bibig ko, saan ko pa kaya pwedeng ipasok ang tabakong ‘to?
Manny Pacquiao: Tara, let’s go to the world and multiply.
Jose Ma. Sison: Blusa! Palda! Panty! Ibagsak!
Efren “Bata” Reyes: Puwede ko bang ikiskis ‘tong tako ko sa tisa mo?
Manny Villar: Basta ako, kaya ko ang double insertion!
Bro. Mike Velarde: Dila ko pa lang, matigas na.
Juan Ponce Enrile: Gusto mong maging happy?
Rene Mariano, psychic: May future tayong dalawa.
Noynoy Aquino: Alam mo, matagal-tagal ko na ring hindi napapaputok ‘tong baril ko.
Gomburza: Familiar ka sa phrase na “thrice the fun?”
Christmas Surveys
A Social Weather Stations Survey showed that 23 percent of Filipinos prefer to receive money as gift on Christmas. Those Filipinos were later identified as “congressmen.”
Another survey revealed that only 3 in 5 Filipinos would be happy this Christmas. To illustrate, think of the Aquino family. There’s Ballsy, Pinky, and Viel. That’s three. And then there’s, Noy and Kris.
Happy Holidays! Have a safe Christmas break everyone!
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Happy Holidays
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A Blessed Christmas and New Year to you and yours! Thank you very kindly for making so many people laughing all year long.
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ayy mali survey, only 23%?, baka 77%
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pati buhok mo apolinario tumatayo? bakit, may gel na ba noon?
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merry xmas
peace and love to all
a piece of luurv – if you get lucky.
keep it safe
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS Mr. PH!
More okrays to come!
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Merry Christmas PH aka Loi Pogi.
Enjoy the holiday with your loved ones.
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Manny Villar: Basta ako, kaya ko ang double insertion!
HAHAHA Wagi! salamat sa mga halakhak! Malipayon nga paskua sa imo, Heckler!
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Merry Christmas Heckler!
Thanks for making me laugh (and at the same time, updated with current events) eversince I was in college and now that I’ve worked for like 4 years already. Pati officemates ko, naloloka na rin sa heckling mo 😉
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Mabuhay! Salamat po at Happy New Year!
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I have a feeling that many of my “out of touch” friends here in the u.s. won’t get the pick-up lines. I’m glad there’s only one person there I didn’t recognize and the connection of his line. I don’t know how many women would actually be “picked up” with those lines if actually used, though. LOL. But then again if it’s an intellect like Rizal would use as corny line as that, I think it’s still irresistible! So, to borrow from a TV station’s line, “Noon si Jose Rizal, ngayon si Loi Reyes Landicho naman.” Thanks for your witty blogs, Loi. Here’s wishing you more good things in 2012!
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Happy Holidays and thank you! 🙂
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…meri xmas po sa ating lahat.
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parental guidance pick up lines… di ko magets hehe
merry christmas!
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Dami kong tawa dito!!! Mga 80. Ha ha ha! I’m just a first time reader of your blog, but I must say you really are so witty, Sir! Happy Holidays! 🙂
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I like that one from Manong Johny! I remember a line from a former Mayor’s son from my place, ” Magkano ka?!”
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hahahahahahaha
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Witty and funny.
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just wondering…. bakit hindi kasama si piolo dito?
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hayzzzz………….
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“Andres Bonifacio: Hindi lang cedula ang kaya kong punitin.”
Panalo! Hahaha.
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i almost fell from my seat reading this… you made day guys!….
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ang galing ninyo!!!
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Isama mo si Eddie Garcia: Kalabaw lang ang tumatanda.
Vice Ganda: To …. ? Mahirap pulutin ang boses mo …kasi “BAGSAG” he.he.he.
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having more fun reading ur blog than going out on a saturday night. kampay! ;p
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Funny lines! Sumakit ang tyan ko sa katatawa. Of course mas natatawa ako sa pickup line ni Roxas.. Magaling!
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Lavet! Ang galing, love your wit and humor!
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“Jose Ma. Sison: Blusa! Palda! Panty! Ibagsak!”
-winner ito! hahaha!
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“Jose Ma. Sison: Blusa! Palda! Panty! Ibagsak!”
-winner ito. Hahahaha!
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