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20 12 2011

WE’RE HAVING our Christmas party tonight. We don’t want people to know that we’re partying amid the existing state of national calamity… so we decided to scratch Valerie Concepcion’s name off the list of invited performers.

Four Days Later…
Four days after tropical storm ‘Sendong’ battered Northern Mindanao, President Aquino visited the region. He was shocked by the scale of devastation, and was even more shocked to see a sign that read: “Vice President Binay was here.”

Vice President Jejomar Binay visited typhoon-ravaged areas in Cagayan De Oro Sunday. This guy’s not just one step ahead of the President. He’s ahead by ahhm, 2016.

Canceled
President Aquino has decided to cancel the annual Cabinet Christmas party. That means, no exchange gifts between Cabinet officials. Members of Balay and Samar will continue to “exchange contempt” though.

Kim Jong-Dead
North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il reportedly died of heart attack. What a shock! He had a heart?!? Really?!?

Kim Jong-il is dead. In loving memory of their Supreme Leader, North Koreans will starve one family member each to death.

News of Kim Jong-il’s death spread like wildfire on Twitter… to which North Koreans said, “What’s Twitter?”

According to state-run television, Kim Jong-il died of a massive heart attack caused by overwork and stress. You’re safe President Aquino.

Kim Jong-il was in power for 17 years… or as Jejomar Binay would say, “briefly.”

Moammar Kaddafy is dead. Kim Jong il is dead. The world had lost two fashion icons this year.
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“A leader is a dealer in hope.”
~ Napoleon Bonaparte

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41 responses

20 12 2011
carloandrion

Kabooom! >> According to state-run television, Kim Jong-il died of a massive heart attack caused by overwork and stress. You’re safe President Aquino.

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20 12 2011
secret

to be fair, Binay was to attend a wedding last sunday in CDO, hence his sudden appearance

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22 12 2011
senior60

you don’t have to defend binay, whatever was his reason,

the important thing is, he was there, 5 steps ahead of noynoy

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20 12 2011
libertas

Nice, nice, nice

Nice title
Nice binay reference. soooo true!
Nice photos of chavit jong-il

Guess kim’s xmas party cancelled. Too bad val.

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20 12 2011
bituing marikit

The supposedly leader of our country is clueless what he stands for,specially during this very trying times.At best he can be a symbol of hope when all else is down and out. Four days…Its not nitpicking…Compare him with other world leaders when their countries experienced catastrophies ( Japan, Chile,Thailand, etc)Their presence in media, not necessarily at the site of tragedies, fostered hope among their citizens; they displayed a sense of urgency and resolve…Ours? Very good in rationalizing,in rhetorics and fostering hatred and suspicions…sounds familiar?Adolf is that you? Add to his apologists the three sirens (sisters) who promptly appeared in a morning show….

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22 12 2011
Anonymous

Why you people always blame the President. Who is the person responsible in every province? The Governor, right… tsk tsk you guys should or must know your chain of command. The governor is the person that overlook and has ALL the responsibility to make sure that his province is well informed and supposedly the LEADER. These LEADERS are also getting paid by the people and must take that responsibility before you target the President…. I hope that clears your understanding about the chain of command…

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22 12 2011
bituing marikit

You are missing the point, and I am not going to belabor it.

Make those apologists four.

Yon lang pow.

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23 12 2011
senior60

the chain of command does not stop kay gobernador..

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23 12 2011
ovalgirl

i-chain kita dyan!

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27 12 2011
pasingit

Patawa naman ‘tong si ANONYMOUS!
Nag-lecture pa about chain of command…
eh sya pala ‘tong TANGA! (borrowed from PH’s Santa)
dahil PUTOL ang chain nya…
natapos lang sa governor!

Bago ka mag-lecture, ANON…
mag-Google o Wiki ka muna kaya!

Kainis!

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22 12 2011
prakakak

There’s something wrong with a 51-year old president who can’t keep his woman and then hides behind his three sisters when things go wrong. That morning show made me wince…

Voted by 15 million
15 million fools

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22 12 2011
eddibumangon

If it’s true that it’s not his responsibility and that he did nothing wrong, then why did his communications group have to lie about it? They lied not only once regarding this. Also, why the need for the three sirens to enter the picture?

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20 12 2011
Datu Talim

It’s a bad year for dictators; Moammar Kaddafy, Kim Jong-Il, Steve Jobs….

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21 12 2011
senior60

taos-pusong pakikiramay sa mga nasalanta, namatayan

sa kagagawan ni sendong

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21 12 2011
charesma

North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il reportedly died of heart attack. What a shock! He had a heart?!? Really?!?

hahaha. this made my day

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21 12 2011
sadakups

I’m gonna miss those glasses. Wonder how his successor is gonna make a fool out of himself to the whole world.

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21 12 2011
libertas

Irony

Those politicians involved in and making vast sums of money from illegal logging giving a paltry donation to a disaster they either helped create, or did nothing to stop.

This was not just an act of god, it was the inaction of congress.

Rest in peace – those who perished

Sleep in shame – those who closed their eyes to what people predicted

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21 12 2011
danny

Four Days Later…
Four days after tropical storm ‘Sendong’ battered Northern Mindanao, Presidential sister Kris Aquino visited the region. She was shocked that relief goods will be distributed without her in front of the camera.

Repost from Pia Montalban: “A friend of mine who’s volunteering at ABS-CBN right now texted me. She said they were already at Consolacion to distribute the relief goods to the people, the people were already lining up, when suddenly they rerouted and went back toBalulang. The reason? Kris Aquino is there and they have to fetch her and go back to Consolacion so that she can also help.
Imagine the faces of the people already waiting for the releif goods; All hungry and thirsty and still covered in mud and they all needed fresh clothes to change into…They were shocked to see the ABS-CBN trucks leaving. All they can do is watch and wait for them to come back again. That’s what my friend witnessed just a while ago.”

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21 12 2011
libertas

“life goes on”
Ballsy aquino

Not for 1000+, and never the same for 10,000’s

The 3 headed comms group can mess up on their own, without more insensitivity from the 3 empty heads.

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22 12 2011
eddibumangon

“life goes on”
Ballsy aquino

“the show must go on and there’s publicity to be had”
Kris Aquino

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24 12 2011
bituing marikit

I sooo agree!

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21 12 2011
Anonymous

Intrigera ka ‘Teh!

kahit ganyan si Tetay……. ganyan na talaga yan!

Sabi nga ng mga indiano….. “What to do?”

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22 12 2011
danny

Anonymous? kilala kita ‘Teh!

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24 12 2011
etchosera

Sorry naman ‘Teh, ayaw nang mag-automatic appearance ang aking namesung kaya biglang naging autonomous!

Ahihihihihihi!

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21 12 2011
Anonymous

Company’s insensitivilty to the people for profit’s sake. At the standpoint of tv, visuals of the company helping people look good, but it would even look better with their star in it!

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21 12 2011
Anonymous

uhm, how is spreading information like this helping those who suffered and are suffering in cdo?

maybe we can wait until the calamity victims have been helped and assisted – that uses up enough energy as it is. then when things have settled down, we can start the free-for-all on the shenanigans of the public figures. i’m sure everyone has a horror story.

just a suggestion.

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22 12 2011
danny

galing mong mag magaling! put your money where your BIG MOUTH is!

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22 12 2011
danny

remember, kilala kita Teh!

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21 12 2011
ovalgirl

tsk. tsk. tsk. daang matuwid, indeed.

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22 12 2011
raul

parepareho lng yang mag-kakapatid na yan! MANHID!

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24 12 2011
bituing marikit

Ballsy Aquino’s quoted comment makes me indignant because it sounds dismissive and trivializes the tragedy of the countless victims.Siguro ang tingin ng mga ito sa bansa ay Hacienda Luisita,on a bigger version nga lang.How arrogant!

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21 12 2011
danny

Since there is no mention of the above incident in the news, i posted it here not to pass misinformation but to solicit reaction from the party involved… Or maybe the heckler himself can enlighten us on this.

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21 12 2011
libertas

Message from P(arty)-Noy.

‘ Following Sunday’s tragedy, i have reviewed events and will take strong action.

I never want such a disaster to happen again.

In future all guests to Presidential parties must sign a confidentiality agreement and the official secrets act.

Now you see why i dont like FoI bill. people are not responsible enough to handle the truth’

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21 12 2011
Anonymous

“…fashion icons,” that is hysterical! Keep at it, I’d be always amused and in some cases, enlightened. Regards to you and to the regulars here whose banter add extra “color” to your blog.

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22 12 2011
senior60

mister heckler. pwede out of topic na naman, kasi ang
post ko doon sa previous topic hindi nag register or ano
ba, hindi nag appear kaya uulitin ko lang dito,,,

ovalboy, dahil sabi mo hindi ko naintindihan ang hindi ko
alam kung ano ang hindi ko naintindihan, matanong na
lang kita, bakit ka napunta sa, impartiality of the judiciary
sa topic about mrs. corona’s 5 positions…

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22 12 2011
eddibumangon

Jaenaku!

-etchos

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24 12 2011
senior60

ahh basta, kailangan sumagot si ovalboy

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22 12 2011
libertas

Its sad and sickening to think that the taxes of the 1000 who died were most probably just enough to pay for the food, wine and starlets at the presidents party.

My god, ochoa drinks 100 tax payers donations in a week on his own.

Pity no one asked about the cost of these continual parties.
Ah – no FoI. State secret.

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22 12 2011
libertas

@anonymous/anonymous
That sounds like the perennial get out of jail card – ‘move on’

Personally i think it is not only natural but a good thing for people to be indignant and have an outlet for their expression in whatever way they seem right. It is most probably these same people who also helped the best way they could through donations or fund raising events.

I would be more worried about those who show little genuine emotion and want to move on – to an internal review! – note, not an independent one.

Sorry, heavy/serious but maybe those who died need to be remembered with dignity, and not so quickly forgotten by moving on with indecent haste.
Just a thought.

and the buck stops with the president in the chain of command – anon1 –
just so you are clear about accountability, or has manila/malacanan declared independence

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27 12 2011
pasingit

Kim Jong-il…
anak nya ba si Chavit?
apo nya ba si Randy Santiago?

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12 01 2012
bohol

The Sendong tragedy should be a wake-up call to Filipinos who neglect the environment.

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