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NOTES ON A TRANSFER

10 12 2011


Noon: Hayaan n’yo kaming lumipad.
Ngayon: Huwag n’yo kaming piliting lumipad.

“Hay salamat, wala na rin ang malaking sakit ng ulo.”
~St. Luke’s Medical Center Management

“Dear peace and quiet… goodbye!”
~Veterans Memorial Medical Center Staff

“Sa buong buhay ko, never ko pang naranasan ang ganitong atensyon mula sa mga reporters at journalists. Natatawa siguro ang misis ko sa bahay habang nakatutok sa TV!”
~Driver of decoy vehicle to VMMC

“Pati ba naman ako idadamay n’yo? Problema n’yo na ‘yan! Helller!”
~Friday’s bad weather

“Kung ayaw niya sa akin, mas ayaw ko sa kanya! Choosy pa ‘tong bulinggit na ‘to!”
~PNP Chopper

“Whaaat? Seven hours ang delay? Hmpf! Gaya-gaya!”
~Cebu Pacific

“I never thought na ang unang makakasilip sa akin ay si Arnold Clavio ng GMA. I was expecting ABS-CBN’s RG Cruz.”
~Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo’s neck scar

“Ano?!? Maghapon kayong nagtatalo?! Kung ako ang PNP chief, kahapon pa ‘yan nailipat! Ang babagal n’yo!”
~Pasay City RTC Judge Jesus Mupas

“’Buti na lang wala ako d’yan. Nakaka-stress ‘yong nangyari.”
~ Cong. Mikey Arroyo

“Pak na pak ang ginawa ko kay ma’am! Ganda!”
~GMA’s makeup artist and stylist

“Patay! Tiyak na papawisan ako sa VMMC. Mas mainit daw kasi do’n kesa sa St. Luke’s eh.”
~Itlog ni Topacio


A YEAR AFTER stepping down as president, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is back in government… hospital.

In an exclusive interview aired on GMA News TV, former President Arroyo revealed she’s currently writing her memoir titled “Another Stone for the Edifice.” She declined to comment on rumors that the ‘edifice’ was overpriced by 300 percent.

In her memoir, Mrs. Arroyo stated that she’s so relieved to be out of Malacañang. We all are.

According to the former president, the memoir is a follow-up to the memoir of her late father, former President Diosdado Macapagal, “A Stone for the Edifice.” To which, Ka Dadong reportedly said, “Wala akong alam d’yan.”

Mrs. Arroyo said she had completed 40 pages of the manuscript. And those were for ‘denials’ alone.

In the next few days, Mrs. Arroyo hopes to finish the manuscript’s next 40 pages. And that’s just for apologies.

The former president’s book will have hardcover and paperback versions. The hardcover version will have jackets. The paperback will have braces.

The title of former President Arroyo’s memoir is ““Another Stone for the Edifice.” That’s so much better than Elena Bautista-Horn’s suggestion, “Stone the Little Girl to Sleep.”

Unverified reports say former President Arroyo’s memoir is intended to be read by intellectuals and  the learned, definitely not by the dimwitted. To which, Mikey Arroyo said, “That’s totally unfair!”

Former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is coming out with her memoir. Not to be outdone, President Aquino is reportedly coming out with his first coloring book.
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“Memoirs are a well-known form of fiction.”
~Frank Harris

Quotes of the Weak
“I have peace of mind dahil malinis ang aking konsensiya. Ang bukod-tangi kong layunin ay maglingkod. Na-pre-judge ako ng bagong administrasyon. Gumagamit pa ng demagoguery para sa gano’n ay siraan ako nang tuluyan. Siyempre kasi kung sisiraan ako, mukhang magaling siya.”
~Former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo


“She will have her day in court. There is no prejudgment. This government has no intention other than to find out the truth about the allegations being thrown against her.”
~Deputy presidential spokesperson Abigail Valte

Overseas…
Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich called Palestinians an ‘invented’ people. And Manda Elizalde was like, “Utang na loob. ‘Wag n’yo ‘kong gawing punchline.”

Have a great weekend! Merry Christmas!

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33 responses

10 12 2011
jjjjjjjjjoy

thanks for considering, for providing dictionary 🙂

tanong ko lang i hope you don’t mind.. may baby ka na ba?

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11 12 2011
senior60

baby na kaagad? single and available pa kaya

si mister heckler

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12 12 2011
jjjjjjjjjoy

kailangan kasi ng universe ang lahi nya. un lang. 🙂

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11 12 2011
senior60

ay teka lang muna, pwede naman pala naka ano lang

si mister heckler

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10 12 2011
Lola Nila

Former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is coming out with her memoir. Not to be outdone, President Aquino is reportedly coming out with his first coloring book

😀 kung si Madonna may children’s book, si ate Pnoy may coloring book 😀 ayaw patalo ng luka, feeling madonna tlaga.

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10 12 2011
limerickfile11

hi sir. i made a blog also using wordpress. i was inspired by your work and have been reading your blog since last year. pls. help me spread the word for my blog also pls pls sir. Any advice sir? here is the link: http://mgakatangahansabuhay.wordpress.com/2011/12/08/mga-katangahan-sa-buhay-ang-panimula/

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10 12 2011
libertas

A demagogue is a tyrant who is stupid enough to think he is right.
Simple enough not to realise his stupidity
Narcissistic enough to believe what sycophants say.

( there is a play by bette midler – very funny lady – ‘demagogue puppets’ with some world leaders on the poster – someone is missing!)

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10 12 2011
Abraham Darius Llave (@abrahamdsl)

allusion to Cebu Pacific FTW!

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10 12 2011
libertas

” a golf course, young nurses, and free food! – book me in”
mike arroyo

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10 12 2011
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10 12 2011
Anonymous

I love this blog!

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10 12 2011
zam

‘langya din naman, pang fb ang picture ni “put that little girl into sleep”…..ha ha ha..dapat yung mga spokesperson nya ang i-put into sleep…the more they open their mouth, the more na nagagalit ang mga tao…nasaan na ang kayamanan ni pandak at tabatsoy para kumuha ng mahusay na pr company to cover up their baho….sa halip na maawa ang mga tao sa kanila, the more na nagagalit pa….tanong ko lang “TPH”, hindi kaya pwedeng lagyan ng camera yun presidential suite niya “like pinoy big brother” na naka broadcast siya 24/7 para makita naman ng madlang people ang pinaggagawa nila….ha ha ha…merry christmas ……

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12 12 2011
Centrino

when you say, “…the more na nagagalit ang mga tao…” Did you mean the 15 million yellow zombies?

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10 12 2011
rojan88

ito ang pinaka the best. hahahaha
“Whaaat? Seven hours ang delay? Hmpf! Gaya-gaya!”
~Cebu Pacific”

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http://rojan88.wordpress.com

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11 12 2011
senior60

mabuti kung pagpapawisan lang itlog ni topacio,

eh kung magiging hard-boiled egg pa

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11 12 2011
senior60

if for example, all the allegations thrown against

gloria are not true, then what? set her free of course,

as simple as that?

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12 12 2011
Centrino

Kill her, it’s the only way to satisfy the mob.

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11 12 2011
senior60

mister heckler nga pala, naunahan ang favorite tv station mo,

hahaha mga nakatulog sa pancitan mga reporters, hindi kaya

nasabunan ni lopez

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12 12 2011
Centrino

Puro KC-Piolo kasi ina-atupag kaya ayan…

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11 12 2011
piiyaa

etong kay topacs sumisikat na ha..:P
at si gloria – talagang gumaganda- blooming
At PH, talagang lagyan pa ng “magandang” picture ni abigail ha uuy
..dami ko pa lang namiss na event nung friday- buti na lang may PH!
(“,)

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11 12 2011
ase

Mikey A. raw was spotted at Trinoma while waiting for mommy’s hospital transfer to nearby VMMC.

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11 12 2011
checkmate

saka na ako maniniwala na anti-corrupt at hindi politically motivated etong mga palabas ni sir pnoy kapag pinaimbestigahan din nya ung kaso ni lacson na parang nakalimutan na at saka kapag hinabol nya ung naplunder ni erap, para kasing wala akong naalala na merong nabawi ang gobyerno dun eh, ang naalala ko lang ung exec clemency nya, sana pinatagal pa ng konti ung pagkakakulong ni erap…

kitang-kita talaga kung gaano ang laki ng pinagkaiba ng mayaman sa mahirap sa Pilipinas, ung mga preso kaya na may sakit din, kaya ba nilang itrato ng ganyan? isang malaking ilusyon lang talaga etong demokrasya natin…

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11 12 2011
Anonymous

…kakaumay na mga news kay ate glow.

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11 12 2011
Henry

Sino pala si Topacio sa eksena? haha, napadaan lang po.

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12 12 2011
phreddox

Pinakasikat na betlog sa balat ng Pilipinas.

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12 12 2011
Anonymous

nagpakaskas ba ng jaw si gloria?di ba para sa mga mahahabang jaw lang yun?noselift at breast augmentation na kasing laki ng pwet di ba type mo mga retokada heckler hekhek gaya nung si ano hihihi.

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12 12 2011
Anonymous

nag paretoke pa si cgma ng baba hihihi.mahilig pa naman si heckler ng retokada noselifted,breast augmentation na kasing laki ng pwet.ganyan ang pinapantasya ni heckler hikhik.buti na lang orig ang legs hakhak.made in china type ni tph lol.gandang made in china baby.

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12 12 2011
kalokah

ganda tlaga ni abigail valte.me asawa na ba sya?

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13 12 2011
jeniffer

pero nakakaawa din talaga tong si arroyo eh noh? after all.. ganyan ang kanyang kinahantungan… hai…

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14 12 2011
checkmate

alam ko po na natural sa mga pilpino ang maging maawain pero sana po alalahanin din po natin kung bakit nila sinasapit ang ganyang sitwasyon…

sana po naalala nyo pa po ung nbn-zte deal, euro generals, hello garci, chopper issue, di ko na po iisa-isahin at baka maging pinakamahabang comment of the year pa ang magawa ko…

although maraming napatayong infrastructure si ex-pres gma, marami din naman po ang ginawang kalokohan nilang mag-anak…

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13 12 2011
pogi

Mr. Heckler, are you gay? _ Only if you are…hehehehehhe

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13 12 2011
professionalheckler

haha The Best of Chico and Delamar’s TMR Top 10. Fun read.

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14 12 2011
pogi

the best mga hirit mo PH…the best pang palipas oras sa CR ang libro..panalo…heheheh

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