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“AWAAARD!”

4 12 2011


I WAS SUPPOSED to skip Saturday night’s Philippine Blog Awards 2011. Earlier that day, I had a stiff neck and my stomach was acting up. I suspected colitis but my doctor said it was just dyspepsia.

A couple of hours before the ceremonies, a confidante claimed he just uncovered a ‘credible threat’ against me. Refusing to elaborate, he mentioned an alleged plot called “Operation Put the Little Boy to Sleep.” (Disclosure: I am vertically challenged!). I knew it was a sick joke so I confronted him, “Unggoy ka, saan mo nakuha ‘yang tsismis na ‘yan?!” When he heard the word ‘unggoy,’ my friend went ballistic. Feeling slighted, he made ‘sumbong’ to his San Beda Red Lion friends. Minutes later, Coach Frankie Lim and his team were outside our house shouting invectives, threatening to maul the hell out me. Good thing, the police arrived on time, and a melee was averted.

To cut the long story short, I ignored the alleged threat and proceeded to the Carlos P. Romulo Auditorium at the RCBC Plaza in Makati City. On my way to the venue, I received a text message from an unknown number, “Don’t go. You’ll lose. Abort! Abort!” I replied, “Wrong send ka. I’m the Professional Heckler, not Rhian Ramos.”

It was over when I arrived! The ‘Professional Heckler’ had been announced as Best Humor Blog for 2011 when I got there. Wohoo! I won! Take that Philippine Azkals! To a Facebook friend who vowed to have his balls cut off if I lost, you can now heave a sigh of relief.

I may have been tirelessly cheering for the mediocre UP Fighting Maroons men’s basketball team for the past few seasons… but last night, I felt like an Atenean. Four-peat it is!

Wait lang, may nag-text!
Congrats! Painom ka naman ! – John Lloyd Cruz, Baron Geisler and Exec. Sec. Jojo Ochoa”

Thank You!
… to the Philippine Blog Awards! This is my fourth straight win and my fifth trophy from the PBA.
… to my FAMILY.
… to my friends and co-workers.
… to my chief sources of information: the Filipino journalists.
… to my Twitter pals and followers, supporters, and critics.
… to my team, the Los Angeles Lakers.
… to KC and Piolo, sa mga pulitiko, abogado, at taong-gobyerno – mula sa Pangulo pababa sa itlog ni Topacio.

And most of all, to you – my THINKING READERS sa walang sawang pagbisita sa blog na ito. Maraming salamat!

Oh, remember the friend who told me about “Operation Put the Little Boy to Sleep?” He heeded my advice. He’s now seeking psychiatric help.

With Honors
From Asian Correspondent.Com’s Tonyo Cruz here’s the list of Philippine Blog Awards 2011 Winners

The above photo was taken from PinoySocialMedia.Com whose owner also covered this year’s event.

Pasasalamat
I am giving away 10 copies of the recently released book “The Best of Chico and Delamar’s The Morning Rush Top 10” – the Foreword of which was written by, ehem, me. So if you want to have a copy, email me your full name and address, and Twitter account (professionalheckler@yahoo.com). I will randomly select 10 names from the entries. Good luck! Winners will be announced Tuesday night, 9:30PM live on Twitter!

Btw, the P.S. part in the book’s foreword wasn’t supposed to be there. It’s not part of the final draft. Na-print lang. Waaaaah!

Merry Christmas!

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92 responses

4 12 2011
Anonymous

Congrats!!! Thank you for this blog. Thank you for all the witty entries.

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4 12 2011
Khym D (@KhymaLey)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

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4 12 2011
McRICH

Wow congrats 4-peat!!

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4 12 2011
gillboard

Congratulations on the win heckler!!!

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4 12 2011
Anonymous

Congratulations, PH for another win! You deserve it. I believe that this added award will eventually trickle down to us your readers as inspired pieces we’ll sure enjoy. Till your next post.

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4 12 2011
observer lang

what else can a doting tita say to a favorite ‘kin — congratulations! and may the best always win. next year uli, ok? just carry on and keep outdoing everybody else. proud of my computer’s pride — the profheckler forever!

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4 12 2011
Lola Nila

congrats for winning the 2011 best humor phil blog awards mula sa saudi hanggang sa itlog ni topacio…

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4 12 2011
etchosera

WAGI NA NAMAN? Weh? Anong nakapagtataka dun?

Ahahahahaha! Congrats PH!

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4 12 2011
Lola Nila

buhay ka…salamat at nanalo si PH…bigla kang nabuhay…balik saudi ako kc miss ko ang mga malalaking notang libre. unlike sa pinas so cute na may bayad pa!

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5 12 2011
etchosera

kadarating ko lang Lola, umuwi din ako ng Pinas, may emergency lang kaya di nakapagliwaliw.

glad to be back dito ……….sa blog ni PH!

Ahihihihihi!

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4 12 2011
Anon

You did not won that award. I should know because I am the nephew of the producer of PBA. To the person who posted this… do u think by posting this kind of lies u will be able to become famous? Think again.. :p

Congratulations PH!

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4 12 2011
professionalheckler

FUNNNNNNNNNY! l:)

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4 12 2011
moonchild117

congratulations once again, PH. 4-peat — ikaw na! 🙂

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4 12 2011
tekramkak

ehem!! CONGRATSPH!!!

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4 12 2011
Victoria N. Navida

Congrats, heck…you’re the best talaga…..keep on writing and heckling for information and fun…..way to go and flowers for you!!!

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4 12 2011
danny

…u deserve that accolade Prof. enjoy and congrats!!!

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4 12 2011
senior60

anong nakapagtataka? wala, kung hindi nanalo,
yun ang kagimbalgimbal

uuyyy etchos, nasaan ka ba nitong dumaang mga
araw, mag backread ka ha, kung hindi, wala lang…

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5 12 2011
etchosera

Sori naman Senior kung wa ako sa himpapawid for the past couple of weeks, umuwi ako diyan sa Pinas on an emergency.

Eto nga, sumasakit na nga mata ko sa kaba-backread eh! Missed a lot of laughter! ahahahahaha!

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6 12 2011
senior60

aahhh may emergency pala, nagtataka nga ako doon

sa kabilang topic, sabi ko, kaka bakasyon mo lang noong

ramadan ba yun

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4 12 2011
senior60

mister heckler, bakit ba tuwing may pupuntahan kang
award-award, lagi kang nale late, pa dramatic entrance
ka ano? hahaha

lagi na lang panalo, lagi na lang panalo, husay kasi eh

congratulations for today and for next year na rin, tiyak yun….

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4 12 2011
professionalheckler

haha kagabi lang ako na-late. 🙂

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5 12 2011
senior60

yehey for the 3rd time, napansin na naman ako

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4 12 2011
Mang Pepe

Congratulations.

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4 12 2011
senior60

not being in the top 500 universities, libertas doesn’t think

that being an atenean counts much

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4 12 2011
libertas

bravo. so well deserved.

am sure i heard the crowd chanting ‘ hecks, hecks’ at the game last night.

next an entry in the guiness book of records for the longest line of blog awards.

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4 12 2011
senior60

kung hindi pa mahal computer, saaaaaaaaarap

saksakin ng mukha ni mo twister, sa dalawang mata,

sa mouth ( dito kailangan maraming beses ) sa ilong

at may taenga…

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4 12 2011
Anonymous

Ikaw n ang maging PH! Congrats, may pusta aq n papascramble q ang egg ko pag d k nanalo!

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4 12 2011
Centrino

Congrats!!!!!!
Painom ka naman…

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4 12 2011
libertas

david ‘bend it like’ beckham was asked before the game about the azkals. ‘ i hear a guy called piolo is a bit of a player and likes to squeeze one in the back of the net, curl it in from the side, or slip you a quick pass.
oh sorry, im told piolo plays handball not football.’

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4 12 2011
lowela

again? nakakasawa… palagi nalang winner ang blog mo… wala na bang iba dyan? hehehe… anyways, congrats PH! ikaw na nga! the best blogger ever…

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4 12 2011
markpere2010

Hi, idol PH! Congratulations po on your latest achievement. Ang galing nyo po talaga. 😉

Nung na-meet ko po kayo last August during the Globe Tatt Awards, I said to myself I want to be an award-winning blogger like you – not knowing that just three months later, I’d win the Best Text Blog award sa 7th PopDev Media Awards. Kaso, si Mel Tiangco lang po ang pinakita sa TV. Haha; Let me share na lang po this post to your community of readers. 🙂

http://rightonthemark.wordpress.com/2011/11/30/best-text-blog-winner-7th-popdev-media-awards

Best regards again, Mr PH! More power to you!

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4 12 2011
professionalheckler

Wow! Congratulations! Great job Mark! 🙂

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4 12 2011
markpere2010

Thanks for the compliment, idol PH!

Buti nga po ang PBA, well publicized. Yung organizers po ng PopDev Media Awards, hindi pa po yata naglalabas ng press release ng event. So yung mga lesser known winners po like me ay halos walang media mention.

Anyhow, I’m so proud to have met the Heckler in person. 🙂

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4 12 2011
Dwight D.

Congratulations Sir! I know you’re going to nail it.

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4 12 2011
lester_nicholas

painom k naman…congratz!!!

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4 12 2011
johnthinkingaloud

congrats idol…

i want to ahve the book… avid listener ako ng The Morning Rush…

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4 12 2011
5 12 2011
pasingit

can’t find PH in the pics.
nandun ba xa?

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6 12 2011
professionalheckler

na-late ako. 😦

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4 12 2011
charesma

way to go PH! 😉

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4 12 2011
pasingit

“Wrong send ka. I’m the Professional Heckler, not Rhian Ramos.”
HAHAHA!!! WAGI!!!
CONGRATS, IDOL PH!!!!!!!!!! U DESERVE IT!!!!!!!
[‘di naman maxadong halatang fanatic, ‘no?!]

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4 12 2011
Weng Mutia (@wengy00)

Again, congratulations, Heckler. Mabuhay! 🙂

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4 12 2011
iamsuperleah

Yay!! Congratulations!! 😀

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4 12 2011
aRVee

Congrats PH! Well deserved. Kakatawa to “Wrong send ka. I’m the Professional Heckler, not Rhian Ramos.” – still showing pa ang The Road…

Way to go, congrats again! 🙂

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4 12 2011
RV Escat

congratulations! pang HALL OF FAMER ka na ha

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4 12 2011
aRVee

I wanted to get a copy of the book but since you’re picking the winners at random, I will just revisit your blog and keep reading… I enjoyed your posts… 🙂

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4 12 2011
Jay

Congratulations! Wish I had the chance to shake your hand last night!

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4 12 2011
libertas

am an oxford man , so thats understandable.

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4 12 2011
piiyaa

kongratsulesyun, nanalo ka na naman pala
di nakakagulat a,
pasalamatan mo naman si nephew
di lang si kc at si piolo.
at buti di mo nakalimutan yung ke topatso!
dahil sa ‘yo pati fans ng me fans nagkaron ng social relevance
kaw na!

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4 12 2011
Luna Miranda

congratulations! you did it again.:p

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4 12 2011
arch

Congrats! more Power!

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5 12 2011
marianne

congratulations!! 🙂

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5 12 2011
kalokah

yeah, painom ka naman!

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5 12 2011
Anonymous

congrats! luv u pre! hehehe

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5 12 2011
Anonymous

congrats! love you pre! hehehe

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5 12 2011
soxy

congratulations! kababayans here from san francisco are proud of you..

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5 12 2011
jaype_007

It was over when I arrived! The ‘Professional Heckler’ had been announced as Best Humor Blog for 2011 when I got there. Wohoo! I won! Take that Philippine Azkals! To a Facebook friend who vowed to have his balls cut off if I lost, you can now have a sigh of relief… mukhang kilala ko to 🙂

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5 12 2011
Crumpylicious Blog

congrats!

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5 12 2011
Vera Elaine Sevandal-Valila

Congrats! ikaw lang nagpapangiti sa akin ng ganito:)))

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5 12 2011
islandriddims

good job Ph, even CGMA gave her best nod ever for your “Best Humor Blog for 2011”

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5 12 2011
maxine

congrats! more to come

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5 12 2011
hikatalomato

corn grits, este congrats sir

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5 12 2011
BobG

Been a long time follower…long before the awards…
Nice going, way to go, well done, nice one, atbp.

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5 12 2011
iamrico

congratulations!!

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5 12 2011
barok

Conratz Mr PH!!! Next – Hall of Fame!

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5 12 2011
mtibigar

CONGRATULATIONS MR. HECKLER!

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5 12 2011
Patricia

Congrats!!! pa burger ka naman

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6 12 2011
Anonymous

burjer! burjer! burjer!

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5 12 2011
taga-ulan

Congrats…mabuhay ang lahing batangan

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5 12 2011
a solemn punch

Congratz ulit!

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5 12 2011
Junilla

Congrats! 😀 keep it up!

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5 12 2011
rojan88

ayus, pang hall of famer ka na idol. ikaw na talga. 🙂 congrats. ipagpatuloy ang pangheheckle para sa patuloy na ligaya ng mga readers 🙂

To Err is Human, to Heckle is for this Man ===> PH 🙂
————————————————————————————————-
http://rojan88.wordpress.com

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5 12 2011
blankpixels

Congratulations!! So well-deserved!

I was hoping to meet you in person kaso, sayang, wala ka naman even the second time they called you. 🙂

Ohhh… I want that book, kaso baka me 10 ka na napili.

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5 12 2011
sibrokingparin

CONGRATULATIONS! MORE SUPER HECKLES, MORE AWARDS!

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5 12 2011
Sunshine Sangalang (@sunshi_fairy)

congratulations, heckler!!! your blog really makes my day 🙂 pang-destress ko 🙂

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6 12 2011
spiky

congrats!!!

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6 12 2011
Anonymous

pengeng book….congratz again ….hay naku wala na silang makikita na hihigit kay prof. heckler….. ..kaya ayan naka-apat ka na…hindi naman si norman black ang coach mo di ba?…congratz again PROF HECKLER …

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6 12 2011
anoj

kongrats! woohoo!

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6 12 2011
onat725

congrats PH, you just made me now a believer/follower of yours. i love your witty, humorous and entertaining blogs, hope to see more of it.

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6 12 2011
als85

congrats TPH!

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6 12 2011
homer singson

Ikaw na… ang magiging kauna-unahang Hall of Famer sa Philippine Blog Awards (next year?). Congrats PH! Kami’y hanga.

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6 12 2011
HildaK

Congratulations! Dapat lang hong kayong manalo dahil napakagaling nyo! Ayan, pasukdol na ang antas ng pang-uring ginamit ko. I love you PH!

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6 12 2011
Anonymous

…san kya ang much interest ng reading public – sa Prof. having accentuated again with another cup for his ingenuity or KC-Piolo break-up?

…antay n lng ako sa number of comments. so far, panis ang award ni Prof. hehehe.

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6 12 2011
Sam

Congratulations PH!

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8 12 2011
soxy

can i have that book, too? do you mail outside the philippines?

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8 12 2011
franz

congrats to your award! got the book and read your piece… pepeng binaha hahahaha

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9 12 2011
hikatalomato

what’s the english translation of pepeng binaha? flooded pussy?

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8 12 2011
youknowicanseeyou

WINNER! Congats! Idol talaga kita! :p

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14 12 2011
assilem

Alam mo para kang christmas gift!!!

Dahil sa bawat pagbukas ko ng website mo,
na-eexcite ako.
At kpg nabasa ko na shini-share ko (agad-agad!)
sa iba kaya marami na kaming napasaya mo..
=)
Araw-araw talaga pasko!!

Congratzzz for the 4-peat award..

And it goes on………..

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14 12 2011
assilem

P.S. I do have the book the morning rush top 10..
Foreword agad ang binasa.
At parang hindi common magbasa ng foreword.
Pero dahil ikaw ngsulat..Ikaw na!
Kapag may book kasi ako, content na agad binabasa.
Or baka ako lang un..heheh.

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14 12 2011
professionalheckler

hahaha thank u! 🙂

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15 12 2011
assilem

iba tlga feeling kpg nkatanggap ng reply galing senyo…
para akong nanalo!!

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