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30 11 2011


… FOR DROPPING BY MY BLOG. To everyone who retweeted and shared “KC CONCEPCION: Unedited,” maraming salamat. The number of unique hits for that article was just insane. It shattered my blog’s personal record and eclipsed the popularity of these three posts:
1: Exclusive: Noynoy Interviews Kris;
2:Krissy/Manny (Kris Interviews Pacquiao), and
3: Exclusive: GMA Breaks Her Silence

Again, thank you so much and Merry Christmas!


IT’S ALREADY December – probably, the coldest month of the year. The only thing colder is Piolo Pascual’s treatment of KC Concepcion.

Third Party
ABSCBN News (or its marketing think tanks) reported that Maricar Reyes could be the third party in the recent breakup of KC Concepcion and Piolo Pascual. KC was quick to deny the report and insisted that she and Maricar were just friends.

Now it can be told: KC Concepcion decided to call it quits with Piolo Pascual because the actor refused to support her latest advocacy: “Occupy KC.”

Republican Party
An Atlanta woman named Ginger White claims she had a 13-year extra-marital affair with Herman Cain, a Republican presidential candidate – or as Filipino voters would say, “sure winner.”

Herman Cain’s numbers are down. He now considers withdrawing from the presidential race and giving way to his good friend, Noynoy Gingrich.

Ginger White’s phone bill showed that Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain called and texted her 61 times. But Cain is convinced that the copy of the phone bill is bogus because it was printed on a letterhead of the Ateneo de Manila University and had the signature of Fr. Tito Caluag.

Reduced Rates
Text messaging rates are down. Reports say Smart, Sun, and Globe have decided to lower the rate of SMS from 1 peso to 80 centavos per text. This is definitely good news for all of us and for Herman Cain if he were Filipino.

Quake!
A magnitude-6 earthquake shook Luzon early Wednesday. Justice Secretary De Lima is now verifying a text message saying Gloria Arroyo was behind the tremor.

An earthquake with a magnitude of 6 shook Manila Wednesday morning. Motorists and traffic enforcers say they witnessed a miracle… Edsa moved!

Luzon was hit by an earthquake earlier today. Some people didn’t even notice the tremor but Hayden Kho Jr. says he’s 100% sure there had been one because he saw Vicky Belo’s face moved.

Best/Worst
A recent global survey showed that Vienna is the nicest place to live in the world… followed closely by the St. Luke’s Presidential Suite in Taguig City.

A global survey revealed that Vienna in Austria is the nicest place to live in the world. The worst is Baghdad although to be in Piolo Pascual’s place right now is also a challenge.

Mother at 11
An 11-year-old girl from Capiz gave birth to a baby boy at a hospital in Iloilo province. No additional details were given but young actor Albie Casiño has reportedly denied paternity.
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“There are persons who, when they cease to shock us, cease to interest us.”
~Francis Bradley

Coming Soon: Lacierda vs. Archbishop Cruz?
“I would suggest to Bishop Cruz to be more prudent in his statement. He should read his Bible more often rather than…”
~Presidential spokesperson Edwin Lacierda reacting to retired Archbishop Emeritus Oscar Cruz’ statement that the Mendiola and Hacienda Luisita massacres should be reinvestigated

Quotes of the Day
“The reason I am continuing with the protest is I want to give honor and acknowledgment. Gusto kong pahalagahan lahat ng mga mahigit 14 million na mga tao na bumoto sa akin. Kinikilala ko ito, nagpapasalamat ako at hindi ko ito malilimutan. This is also my inspiration. That is what makes me set that disappointment aside and continue.”
~DOTC Sec. Mar Roxas on his electoral protest vs. Vice President Jejomar Binay

“This coupling goes farther than the kilig of romance: This love affair involved investments. When will the charades end … or is this part of an even much larger machinery oiling its wheels?”
~Director Joey Reyes on the KC-Piolo breakup

Personal
Thank you to the 2011 Philippine Blog Awards for the nomination. Bahala na si Batman.
Congratulations to the finalists!

Enjoy the rest of the week!

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47 responses

30 11 2011
libertas

congrats on blog awards 2011 nomination.
my winner.
thanks for the unequalled quality of your blog/humour/insights throughout the year.
merry xmas

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30 11 2011
professionalheckler

thank you! 🙂

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30 11 2011
lax

sana panalo ka ulit heckler! 😀
salamat ng marami sa pagpapasaya sa mga netizens
may fans club ka na? will definitely secure membership hehe

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30 11 2011
professionalheckler

haha thank u. but allergic ako sa term na ‘fan club.’ i dont consider u guys as fans but READERS. 🙂

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30 11 2011
nhx

Hahaha piolo, sooooo gay!

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30 11 2011
aRVee

“No additional details were given but young actor Albie Casiño has reportedly denied paternity.” – hahaha

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30 11 2011
aRVee

Commenting on Mother at 11 – this is sad… 😦

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30 11 2011
professionalheckler

i have this feeling na biktima ng incest ang bata.

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1 12 2011
Anonymous

ditto!!!

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1 12 2011
may

Ditto!!!! Totally despicable.

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1 12 2011
aRVee

parang ganun nga… kawawa naman… 😦

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1 12 2011
maye

Yan rin ang hula ko kasi ang kasama ng bata sa bahay ay ang lola and the father lang, hiwalay na ang parents ng bata

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1 12 2011
senior60

oo nga

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30 11 2011
kalokah

i know it’s going to be post of the year. but that’s an understatement.

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30 11 2011
danny

…”IT’S ALREADY December – probably, the coldest month of the year. The only thing colder is Piolo Pascual’s treatment of KC Concepcion.”

…hahaha! Prof. PH hindi na ba titigilan tlga si Piolo ha? hanggang sa next issue e may banat pa rin.

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1 12 2011
senior60

congratulations for winning again na kaagad, pasasaan

ba at doon din ang hahantungan mister heckler

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1 12 2011
Lola Nila

pero in fairview nman sa abs-cbn magkalapit nga naman ang namesung nina Maricar Reyes at Mark Bautista….kaya ok lang kung i-ugnay nila itong una kay PJ na syang dahilan kung bakit nag-break sina KC at PJ…of course with the blessing of papa Gabby L na sya ngayon ang dyowa (?) ni Maricar Reyes….

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1 12 2011
Lambornos

PH congrats !! Huwag mong tigilan si Piolo hanggan hindi siya umamin na si Boy Abunda ang third party….

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1 12 2011
Lola Nila

2011 Phil Blog Award sna mananalo ka ulit dito para bongga ang Xmas mo…at para tuloy ang tawa/ngiti ng mga fan mo!

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1 12 2011
maye

Nice post ph…congrats and good luck sa nomination sana manalo ka ulit. Until now di pa rin ako maka get over ky “mr. Nephew and friends” hahahaha

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1 12 2011
Lola Nila

what? si Maricar Reyes nman ang inugnay ng star magic kay PJ? Di ba shobit itong si Maricar R ni papa Gabby L? totoo ba ang tsismis? Sabagay pag may usok may ini-how!!! 🙂

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1 12 2011
senior60

i beg to disagree sa sinabi ni director joey reyes dahil wala

namang pelikula sina kc at piolo, si piolo mayroong new soap

with another leading lady pero hindi sya ang nagsasalita ngayon

instead si kc, so saan ang connect? malamang wala ng manunood

ng soap ni piolo dahil ang sympathy ay nasa kay kc…

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1 12 2011
senior60

matanong nga si paul kung anong worst place to live

in the world, malamang pilipinas ang kanyang answer..

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1 12 2011
Lola Nila

ang galing talaga ni senior60, isa kang henyo…tumpak ang hula mo (tinalo mo pa si Madam Auring)….Pilipinas nga sagot ni Paul 😀 😀

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2 12 2011
senior60

uuyy nila, nasaan na ba si kapatid mong etchosera..

calling calling etchosera…

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2 12 2011
junior30

@senior60: Magulo ngayon sa Mid East, baka wala ng internet access si etchosera.

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5 12 2011
etchosera

Ayyyy! Sori naman po, umuwi po ako sa Pinas due to some emergency situation back home.

Now I’m back…. with a vengeance! Bwahahahahaha!

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1 12 2011
libertas

Shock rippled through the blogosphere yesterday as porny horn claimed the blog awards head judge was to be poisoned.

She had a text from a friend of a friend who thinks he knew someone. Referring to a project codenamed ‘ ph wow is a top blogger’ someone called santa claus overheard the head judge saying ” its going to be a done deal”

Chief sherlock holmes later reported.
” after a long investigation, and even longer lunch, i can confirm we got to the bottom of it.
The so called codename was really a blog comment – ‘piolo is a top ********r’ , and the judge actually said ‘ he’s giving my bum a feel !’
2 women are now in a padded cell for impersonating pantomime characters. The moral – watch what you eat’

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2 12 2011
senior60

hahaha…. hindi ko naintindihan

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1 12 2011
Anonymous

Nag-iisa ka talaga Idol. Daming friend kong nakabasa non, nung i-share ko sa wall ko sa FB. Galing mo daw at ang kulit. Yung iba akala nila ad verbatim yung unedited interview. Hahahaha. Tawa ako nang tawa. More Power.

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1 12 2011
Anonymous

why is dr conrad murray included in your tags but he wasn’t mentioned in your blog..

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1 12 2011
libertas

mike arroyo denied being in touch with dr conrad murray for advice on how to get his official wife to sleep

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1 12 2011
libertas

alledgedly
is porny horn playing bluff and counter bluff
will they elope in a 2nd hand helicopter
will mike stand by his rock or do a runner

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1 12 2011
Anonymous

PH, oh where, oh where were you all my life!… I should have known you since you started your blogs, now I’ll be catching up and spending a couple of days reading all the archives. You’re my latest vice. Vice because even if I don’t have sleep or food…just keep reading and musing… Regards also to the witty “commentators” here.

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1 12 2011
Lola Nila

thank you! ( as if ako yung isa sa mga witty commentators 😀 lol! kape ko talaga );;;;

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1 12 2011
Emmanuel42876

what if a genie asks you now and you can only have one:

another Philippine Blog Award

or

another ring for Kobe and the boys of LA?

just kidding Heckler, thanks for the smile and laughter brought by your blog entries. sabi ko nga, ang hindi mangiti o matawa, below sea level ang IQ :-))

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1 12 2011
professionalheckler

SERIOUSLY: Another ring. 🙂

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2 12 2011
senior60

serious talaga ang pagkakasagot…

para sa akin, ewan ko sa inyo dyan, another
blog award for you mister heckler, pakakainin
mo ulit sila ng alikabok…

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1 12 2011
bradfeet

what do BB , MM and PP have in common?

They all like TT…

peace..

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1 12 2011
Lola Nila

ganun? mahilig sa TT sina Bernard Bonin, Mario Montenegro at Pernando Poe ???? so totoo pala yung kasabihan na ” you cannot judge the book…if you are not a judge! (mais!!)

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1 12 2011
Edward

“KC was quick to deny the report and insisted that she and Maricar were just friends.”
Why you so ozm? :))

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1 12 2011
bongkito

congrats sa nomination! am sure more than a hit, it will be a blast to win (or kung for PP, an explosion! hhahah)

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1 12 2011
charles

My friend once replied to one of my tweets, “Susunod na Heckler?”
Wow, what a compliment (if she was serious, I’m really hoping she is). It made my day. Haha

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1 12 2011
pasingit

“KC was quick to deny the report and insisted that she and Maricar were just friends.”

hahaha! ang galing ng sundot mo dito, PH!

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2 12 2011
aBasta!

sabi ni wickedmouth (on the blog awards, 2011 humor category):

My money is on The Professional Heckler. Itabi nyo ang Wickedmouth sa The Professional Heckler, mukha talagang nanlilimahid ang blog ko. Kanya uli ang award this year.

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7 12 2011
Patis Hilton

Congrats poh sa award, Mam/Ser! Fwede po mag request na ma-Exclusive interview nyo sana ang aborted fetuses ni Rhian Ramos. Chalamat 🙂

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7 12 2011
professionalheckler

i’ve tried to set an interview but the manager won’t allow it. 🙂

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