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ITLOG KA BA?

27 11 2011


“We respect the Supreme Court, we survived even when they took everything from us, including our Dad’s life- & we will survive even this.”
~TV host Kris Aquino reacting to the Supreme Court’s recent ruling ordering the distribution of Hacienda Luisita land to the farmers

Heckler: Si Mara ka ba ng ‘Mara Clara?’
Kris Aquino: Bakit?
Heckler: Eh kasi, api-apihan ang drama mo.

“My order to the Bureau of Immigration is to respect the watch list order. We have the right to exhaust remedies against the TRO.”
~Justice Sec. Leila De Lima

Heckler: Kapatid ka ba ng Presidente?
Secretary De Lima: Bakit?
Heckler: Eh kasi, Ballsy ka.

“We will be monitoring her, and hopefully she will be able to regain her appetite until we are confident enough in saying that we can remove the IV fluid already.”
~ Dr. Juliet Gopez-Cervantes, CGMA’s attending physician

Heckler: Si Lolong ka ba?
CGMA: Bakit?
Heckler: Eh kasi, ayaw mo raw kumain.

“I think the decision of Pasay RTC will allow Atty. Topacio to save his family jewels.”
~Atty. Edwin Lacierda

Heckler: Prostitute ka ba?
Atty. Edwin Lacierda: Bakit?
Heckler: Eh kasi kahit sino pinapatulan mo.

“Ba’t ba concerned na concerned si Secretary Lacierda sa aking itlog? Sabagay okay naman ‘yon. Siyempre kung ang isang tao na lalake ay concerned sa’yong itlog, s’yempre matutuwa ka naman d’on. Nagke-care.”
~ Atty. Ferdie Topacio

Heckler: Itlog ka ba?
Atty. Ferdie Topacio: Bakit?
Heckler: Ang sarap mong pitikin eh!

“My arrest triggered Edsa 3, whose number was more than those of Edsa 1 and 2 combined.”
~Former President Joseph Estrada

Heckler: Magician ka ba?
Erap: Bakit?
Heckler: Eh kasi, ang hilig mo sa illusion.

“One cannot think of the 1986 EDSA Revolution without thinking of Corazon Aquino.”
~Bohol Rep. Rene Relampagos defending his proposed ‘Cory Aquino Avenue’

Heckler: Tambay ka ba?
Cong. Relampagos: Bakit?
Heckler: Eh kasi, parang wala kang ibang magawa.

“Tapos po nun sigaw ako nang sigaw; ‘tapos naisip ko baka wala na dun yung killer. Basta alam ko sigaw lang ako nang sigaw. Tapos… Shit nawala na ko, kasi nawala, ‘di ba dapat tatawagan ko si Gail?”
~Maria Ramona Belen “Mara” Bautista-Bülbüloğlu narrating her version of what happened the night her brother Ram Revilla was murdered

Heckler: NAIA ka ba?
Ramona: Bakit?
Heckler: Most hated ka eh.

“No matter what is written or what you hear, it’s my loyalty that is priceless.”
~Sharon Cuneta talking about her recent transfer to TV5

Heckler: Meralco ka ba?
Sharon: Bakit?
Heckler: Eh kasi, ang hilig mong mag-switch.

“When itweet nonsense take itcas itsis Last night did math simulations so makita ng coop paano namin ni assunta saluin buong utang bulok yun?”
~Cong. Jules Ledesma

Heckler: Ilog Pasig ka ba?
Jules: Bakit?
Heckler: Eh kasi, ang labo mo!
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“Never miss a good opportunity to shut up.”
~Will Rogers

iGuess 1:
Popular Personality (PP) was detained somewhere in North America recently after causing a ruckus outside a bar. PP was reportedly drunk and was with his significant other when it all happened. Merry Christmas!

iGuess 2:
Popular College Hoopster (PCP) is one naughty boy. Probably inspired by videographer Hayden Kho Jr, PCP is keeping a video of himself doing it with a fling. The whole team had seen the sleazy video. “Proud pa siya sa ginawa niya,” one teammate said. Lagot ka kay Father!

Have a great week ahead!

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17 responses

27 11 2011
piiyaa

love this one so much.
kung alam lang ni dyules na pinafollow mo sha para maaliw sa kalabuan nya.
ang weird nya.sobra kasing daldal
dapat sila ni kris ang magsama

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27 11 2011
amateur heckler

ph, hope you can post a video grab of kris’ reaction to joey d’s comment about sarah g. after joey said that sarah is wife material kasi hindi siya ‘malantong’ (i dont know what that means anyway), kris’ expression said it all…’yes i am not wife material’.

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28 11 2011
danny

.@amateur heckler:

…i haven’t seen the show but FYI “malantong” is a capampangan word which means “maland_” in tagalog.

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28 11 2011
amateur heckler

thanks for that danny. no wonder she had that facial expression…”yes joey, im not wife material and yes i am malantong. i guess you know that joey. oops i was thinking of the other joey”.

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29 11 2011
Juan de la Cruz

http://tw.myblog.yahoo.com/angel-famous/
2nd to the last video. around 7:00 mins

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27 11 2011
libertas

each one featured would seem to merit a place in the hall of shame or school for scoundrels – albeit for different reasons.
the pantheon of heroes is an empty and lonely place.

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27 11 2011
Crystal D (@crystalfaith17)

WTH was that with Jules Ledesma?! LOL

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28 11 2011
Barok

Nice one…

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28 11 2011
danny

…the “who’s who is powerful” saga against malacanang and supreme court may benef few whilst a very damaging vision in a global viewpoint.

…gantihan ng gantihan.

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28 11 2011
danny

…sorry “benefit”

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28 11 2011
rojan88

ang kulit 😉

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28 11 2011
maybe

Jules Ledesma is always absent in Congress. But boasts about his province winning Most Liveable Place? Hey alam mo ba ang trabaho ng congressman ay mag LEGISLATE! hindi mo achievement ang award na yan.

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29 11 2011
eddibumangon

Playing the victim role after living off the sweat and blood of farmers for more than 50 years is soooo kapal. And Pnoy has the temerity to demand compensation from the government!

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29 11 2011
Paul

Fully agree

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29 11 2011
eddibumangon

“We respect the Supreme Court, we survived even when they took everything from us, including our Dad’s life- & we will survive even this.”

There’s something wrong with the sentence construction, coming from an English major at that. Is she accusing “they” the Supreme Court of taking everything from them, including her dad’s life?

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30 11 2011
pasingit

i agree. taklesa nga kasi eh. she speaks without first thinking about what she’s gonna say.

as an aside, sa picture (topmost) nya, nagiging kamukha nya na si lolit solis! mejo lang 🙂

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1 12 2011
downy03

Nakakalibang mga post mo Hecler.. nakakawala ng stress. 🙂

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