QUIZ: How Tweet It Is

YOU ARE what you tweet. Identify the newsmakers, political figures & government officials who tweeted these. Use of Google is discouraged. Be honest.  Note: These are their unedited tweets.


1: Walaaang Tulugan! Hindi taga-That’s, hindi taga-Siyete, inaabot ng hatinggabi sa harap ng TV! Who tweeted this:
“Is that Lirio Vital in the Master Showman? Wow! She didn’t seem to age!”
A: DSWD Sec. Dinky Soliman
B: Presidential spokesperson Edwin Lacierda
C: San Juan Rep. JV Ejercito
D: Deputy presidential spokesperson Abi Valte


2: TUI: Tweeting Under the Influence. Inaantok kaya? Probably. Baka naman lasing? Malamang. Kaya mga tweets niya’y sadyang nakakawindang! Who tweeted this:
“Breaking-in a motor is the single most critical task. Do it proper your motor is bulletproof -do it soso- nyeh soso_ do it bad-sorry nalang”
A: Cong. Jules Ledesma
B: John Lloyd Cruz
C: Exec. Sec. Paquito ‘Jojo’ Ochoa
D: Cong. Rudy Fariñas


3: The Fan. Bugtong: Dumating si Pacman, nabulabog ang kabahayan. Who tweeted this:
“Welcome back Pacman!! Magpapa-autograph ako mamaya sa session haha”
A: Cong. Teddy Casiño
B: Cong. Lani Mercado-Revilla
C: Cong. Sonny Angara
D: Cong. Lucy Torres-Gomez


4: Cheesy! ‘Di ko alam kung may lovelife; ‘di ko sure kung s’ya’y inlove. Pero mukha nga siyang inspired sa pagtupad ng kanyang job. Who tweeted these:
awaiting my love with unabated anticipation #sixwords”
i dream better lying beside you #sixwords”
A: Communications Secretary Ricky Carandang
B: LLDA Chairman Nereus Acosta
C: Former Akbayan Rep. Rissa Hontiveros
D: Government peace panel chairman Marvic Leonen


5: Old MacDonald had a farm Ee i ee i oh. Kung hindi mo siya kilala, ‘di mo iisiping kongresista dahil ang Twitter profile niya, profile ng magsasaka!
“I have 3 kids, 30 native chickens 10 goats and 25 piglets I try to grow organically.”
A: Cavite Rep. Jesus Crispin Remulla
B: Cebu Rep. Pablo John Garcia
C: Quezon Rep. Lorenzo ‘Erin’ Tañada III
D: Alagad Party-List RodanteMarcoleta


6: Angry Bird. Matapos akusahang namumulitika, nainis sa follower, hayun at bumuwelta. Who tweeted this:
“Hindi ako tatakbo sa 2013 kasi term limited ako. Fyi. At mula’s (sic) sapul hindi ako likas na maingay na tao.”
A: Sen. Chiz Escudero
B: Sen. Bongbong Marcos
C: Sen. Serge Osmeña
D: Sen. Kiko Pangilinan


7. Tipid Sulit. Ewan ko ba kung tinatamad o kung sila’y nagtitipid. Pero ‘yong palitan nila ng tweets, walang kakilig-kilig. Whose Twitter exchange was this:
Guy: “Hi! :)”
Girl: “got your tweet. goodnight. :)”
A: Cong. Roman Romulo and Councilor Shalani Soledad
B: KC Concepcion and Piolo Pascual
C: Sen. TG Guingona and wife Atty. Maria Victoria Garcia Guingona
D: Kris Aquino and Diether Ocampo


8: Walang Magawa. Pati ba naman Edsa, gustong palitan ang pangalan? Eh kung ‘yun kayang Kamara, gawin nating “Crocodile Farm” papayag kaya itong kontrobersyal na congressman? Who tweeted this:
“I’m good with calling it EDSA thanks. :)”
A: Cory’s grandson Miguel Abellada
B: Cory’s nephew Bam Aquino
C: Cory’s grandson Jonty Cruz
D: Kris Aquino


9: Ay, ambot! Ilang ulit ko mang basahin, hindi ko maunawaaan. Tweet ba ‘to ng artista, o tweet ng congressman? Ewan! Who tweeted this:
“Later patience batman issulent mode the meighbots… Jeeze atat masyado michi”
A: KC Montero
B: Jules Ledesma
C: Annabelle Rama
D: Baron Geisler


10. Confeeeermed? Nang pumilantik ang mga daliri at kumampay ang kamay, nagtaasan ang mga kilay, video ay naging viral. Who tweeted this:
“Atty. Midas Marquez was my gymmate before in Rockwell. He is better looking with short hair than the ponytail style.”
A: Tim Yap
B: Agot Isidro
C: Bubbles Paraiso
D: Butch Francisco
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“The qualities that make Twitter seem inane and half-baked are what make it so powerful”
~ Jonathan Zittrain, Harvard law professor and Internet expert

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11 thoughts on “QUIZ: How Tweet It Is”

  1. simply irresistible. had to google these and yet could only come up with 7/10. i don’t know 2,6 and 7. what’s with people who tweet their day to day, minute by minute activities? if those who enjoy watching others are voyeurs, what do we call those who enjoy being “watched”? tweeteurs?

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