THE PAST 10 DAYS have been action-packed and full of surprises. I guess Atty. Midas Marquez will agree.

Everyone’s talking about Atty. Midas Marquez and his awkward gulat moment seen live on TV. This morning, the Supreme Court voted 12-3 to stop the spread of the video. President Aquino’s three appointees dissented saying the public has the right to know the “truth.”

The purported mugshots of former President Arroyo have leaked to the press. And Asian Hospital doctors were like, “Don’t look at us!”

DILG Sec. Jesse Robredo says the Arroyo mugshots that came out in the Philippine Daily Inquirer Tuesday were fake. But the police insist they’re real. The truth? More than a year after the Luneta bus hostage crisis, Robredo still doesn’t have control over the police.

Erap and Edsa
According to Joseph Estrada, his arrest “triggered Edsa 3, whose number was more than those of Edsa 1 and 2 combined.” There goes another Erap joke!

Nobel laureate Nelson Mandela once said, “In my country, we go to prison first and then become President.” In the Philippines, it’s the opposite.

Anti-Discrimination Bill
The Senate has approved the Anti-Discrimination Act of 2011. The proposed measure seeks to prohibit and penalize racial discrimination in the delivery of goods and services, media, workplace, educational institutions, and the Office of the Vice President.

NBI Anniversary
The National Bureau of Investigation just turned 75. Or as Senator Loren Legarda would say, “Puwede na!”

SEA Games
Philippine Sports officials predicted a 70 gold medal haul for Pinoy athletes in the 26th Southeast Asian Games in Indonesia. On Tuesday, the athletes went home with only 36 gold medals and finished a humiliating sixth place overall. President Aquino blamed the debacle on Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.

Goodbye EDSA?
A congressman from Bohol has filed a bill seeking to rename EDSA and call it Cory Aquino Avenue. Geez. What’s next? Bimby Boulevard? ‘Daang Matuwid’ Expressway? Enough.

How about Sipsip Street?

The good news: both Manny Pacquiao and Juan Manuel Marquez who fought last November 12 were tested negative for any banned substance. The bad news: the judges were.

Breaking Dawn
The biggest box-office draw this week is ‘Breaking Dawn,’ the latest installment of ‘The Twilight Saga.’ The Twilight series tells about the story of vampires and werewolves – or as we collectively call them here in the Philippines, ‘Congress.’

Mega Moves
Sharon Cuneta has switched networks. Again.

Former ABS-CBN talent Sharon Cuneta has signed up with TV5. Interviewed after the contract signing, the Megastar said, “You cannot question my loyalty.” Tell that to Globe.

I heard it was a mega-buck deal. After all, isa siyang malaking artista.

Paternity Test
A 20-year-old student has dropped her paternity lawsuit against Justin Bieber. It turned out that the baby’s real father was Manny Pacquiao.
“It’s all ’bout the money
it’s all ’bout the dum dum duh dee dum dum
I don’t think its funny… ”

Quote of the Day
“Nitong mga huling araw, naglipana na naman po ang mga walang katuturang patutsada at mga kuwentong barbero laban sa atin. Masyado daw tayong agresibo sa paghabol sa mga tiwali’t nagkasala. Ang sagot ko sa kanila: kung gaano sila ka-agresibo sa pagkakamal ng salapi ng taumbayan noon, magiging triple ang pagharurot natin para panagutin sila ngayon.”
~President Aquino

TIME: Dynastic Duel: It’s Arroyo vs. Aquino in the Philippines’ Latest Political Battle

Enjoy the rest of the week!

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32 thoughts on “MIDAS, MEGA, MUGSHOTS”

  1. There were 2 things which put me off my breakfast/petit dejeuner the other morning.
    The real or fake photos of arroyo – the poison dwarf – in the newspaper staring back at me, and also seeing the spreading cellulite on karen davila’s legs.
    The one should be locked up, the other should cover up.
    Bon appetit


  2. Welcome to aquino land (formerly philippines) situated in the tarlac sea ( formerly west philippines sea, formerly south china sea)

    Ninoy aquino airport (still the worst in the world)
    Cory avenue ( formerly democracy way)
    Kris aquino tunnel ( the busiest in the world)
    Noynoy back passage (to be avoided)
    Cojuangco bank (investments and pensions can go up or just disappear)

    Bohol – asshol

    Narcissism rules


  3. confirmed!!!!!!!!!!!!!sabi ko na nga ba…everytime na nakikita ko siyang nagsasalita sa tv, may naiiwang katanungan ako ,,,ano ba siya….may midas touch kaya talaga siyang nakakabuhay ng patay??….lol….
    yan naman si gloria, sa halip na maawa ako sa hitsura nya, natatawa pa ako,,,ganun na ba talaga ako kasama ? …walang budhi??????or she really deserves it,,,,,????????


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