UPDATED (As of 7AM, Wednesday) Despite the High Court’s decision allowing her to leave the country, former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was prevented by Immigration authorities to board her flight Tuesday night. Immigration officials said they were just following orders from Chief Justice Leila De Lima.
Quote of the Week
“’Ipapatanggal ko ang itlog ko kapag ‘di bumalik ang mga Arroyo.”
~Lawyer Ferdinand Topacio
Interviewed on ANC, lawyer Ferdinand Topacio said “’Ipapatanggal ko ang itlog ko kapag ‘di bumalik ang mga Arroyo.” This just in: Topacio’s balls have filed a petition for temporary protection order.
THE SUPREME COURT has voted to allow former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo to leave the country and seek medical treatment abroad. The decision was met with loud boos from Malacañang people who thought their lawyers did enough to win.
Malacañang lost despite the fact that it dictated the tempo early on and was obviously the more aggressive fighter throughout the legal battle.
Arroyo won against Malacañang, 8 justices to 5. Sought for reaction, Mrs. Arroyo said, “I think I clearly won the fight.”
When Mario Lopez learned about the Hight Court’s decision, he opined, “Gloria Arroyo is Noynoy Aquino’s Joe Frazier.”
The Supreme Court has allowed former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo to leave the country. When she heard the good news, Mrs. Arroyo instructed her aide to prepare her red scarf.
The Dominican Republic has issued a statement denying Justice Sec. Leila De Lima’s unverified report that former president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo had sought asylum in the Carribean nation. De Lima has apologized to the Arroyos. But that, too is unverified.
Pacquiao for Prexy?
Interviewed on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight, Top Rank CEO and boxing promoter Bob Arum said he’d help Manny Pacquiao win the Philippine presidency when Pacman turns 40. Asked how, Arum replied he’d recommend to the Comelec the use of CompuBox to tally the votes.
On the eve of his fight with Juan Manuel Marquez, Manny Pacquiao and wife, Jinkee reportedly had a very nasty argument. Loyal fans refused to believe the report because it came from Secretary Leila De Lima.
Some people are saying Manny Pacquiao appeared distracted during his fight with Juan Manuel Marquez. And they’re blaming Jinkee’s hairstyle.
Interviewed by ABS-CBN News’ Dyan Castillejo, Manny Pacquiao apologized to the fans for not meeting their expectations. The report didn’t say if he had apologized to Jinkee for committing transgressions.
Filipinos are divided on the result of the Pacquiao-Marquez fight. They seem to agree on one thing though – Dyan Castillejo is the female Jake Joson.
Mommy Dionisia Pacquiao was not in her usual self last Sunday. It was revealed she was suffering from arteritis.
After watching Manny Pacquiao’s fight, former boxing champion Rolando Navarette, said “Wala siya sa kondisyon.” To which Manny said, “Look who’s talking!”
State Visit
On November 20, South Korean President Lee Myung-bak is visiting the Philippines. He’s excited to see half of his country’s population.
Ramona Update
Quoting Turkish authorities, the National Bureau of Investigation says Ramona Bautista is no longer in Turkey. So where is she now? In hell?
Deadly
Dr. Willy Ong, a Department of Health consultant said prolonged exposure to air pollution can shorten your life. In other news, experts say if you go swimming you’ll get wet.
“It’s over! Pls. reply.”
An online survey showed 40 percent of social media users were likely to break up with their significant other through Facebook, text message, or email. Others, like Claudine Barretto and Raymart Santiago do it through a bank teller.
Praybeyt Benjamin
ABS-CBN News reported that the comedy flick ‘Praybeyt Benjamin’ is now the highest-grossing local movie of all time. I don’t know about you, or the others but I’ve seen the film and I am demanding a refund. Boo!
“Kumita lang nang malaki, maganda na? ‘Di ba pwedeng overhyped muna?”
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“The more laws and order are made prominent; the more thieves and robbers there will be.”
~Lao Tzu
Quote of the Day
“That’s the problem when you deal with media too much. I hope she learns her lessons. She should be more prudent this time. Kailangan may ammunition bago ka bumaril.”
~Sen. Panfilo Lacson on Justice Sec. Leila De Lima’s unverified asylum report
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– DRAW 31.41%
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“Kumita lang nang malaki, maganda na? ‘Di ba pwedeng overhyped muna?” LOL! LIKE!
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Jinkee’s new hairstyle looks like a wig, though mas malala pa rin yung buhok ni Rep. Winnie Castelo. Hehe. Dahil lifted indefinitely ang hold departure order against GMA, mukhang hindi pwedeng madaliin ng Aquino gov’t ang pagpapabalik sa kanya. Poor De Lima. Share ko lang po itong blog ko:
“Gloria Arroyo vs Leila De Lima and an individual’s right to travel”
http://rightonthemark.wordpress.com/2011/11/11/gloria-arroyo-vs-leila-de-lima-and-an-individuals-right-to-travel/
Thanks, Idol PH! 🙂
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I totally agree with the movie’s review. It’s a total waste of money and time.
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Praybeyt Benjamin
ABS-CBN News reported that the comedy flick ‘Praybeyt Benjamin’ is now the highest-grossing local movie of all time. I don’t know about you, or the others but I’ve seen the film and I am demanding a refund. Boo!
“Kumita lang nang malaki, maganda na? ‘Di ba pwedeng overhyped muna?”
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that bad huh? well, i take it as an entertainment value na lang… 😉
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…”ABS-CBN News reported that the comedy flick ‘Praybeyt Benjamin’ is now the highest-grossing local movie of all time.”
…no offense meant, pero sana hindi maging basis ito to gauge the intelligence of pinoy movie-going public. kakahiya. sana ung mga nanood e tlgang mga desperado lng na kailangan nilang magpalipas ng oras.
…most of all, i sincerely hope na mayroon lng another lintang bedol and ang ABS-CBN. calling mr. alfie lorenzo, totoo po ba ang mga figures nila?
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…ABS-CBN also proudly claimed that Anne Curtis album is topping the record chart. (read as “Garci: 1 million po Ma’am. [Charo]). remember Juday’s gold album and Willie Revillame’s novelties?
…alarming trend.
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Lagi kasing nanonood ng Budoy!
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figures are from cinemas, actual box office sales, not from abs.
sa pagkakaalam ko, hindi nilalaban sa oscars ang mga kumitang movies. pang entertainment lang ang value nya.
maiinis man tayo sa trend, i think nanonood lang ang tao para ma-entertain. simple lang siguro ang gusto ng masa kaya ganun.
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@kalokah:
…i remember when Jose Mari Chan was saddened by having Nina leveled with him for a “Diamond Record” awardee when in fact he had gotten that accolodate for 50 million record sales against Nina’s 20 million.
…star records, having continually showered its abs-cbn talents with plaque, gold, and platinum praises on their ASAP world-of-make-believe will really do everything, as in everything to gain profit. just business and damn that quality.
…wait for praybeyt benjamin part 2 people. please make it again the highest grossing filipino film ever. ever!!!!
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At sa wakas nakuha mo rin ang format ng praybet benjamin joke.
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Praybeyt Benjamin was poorly written, poorly acted and for the most part, corny.
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I now pronounce Praybeyt Benjamin, the Twilight of the Philippines. Hehe.
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Ako ren I demand a refund! Kung ang TVJ movies ay sinabing mga pelikulang gawa ng aso. Yung kay Vice at gawa naman ng kabayo! Ang standard ko ngayon pag comedy flick e yung Kimi Dora at Ang Babae sa Septic Tank
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ABS-CBN News reported that the comedy flick ‘Praybeyt Benjamin’ is now the highest-grossing local movie of all time. I don’t know about you, or the others but I’ve seen the film and I am demanding a refund. Boo!
“Kumita lang nang malaki, maganda na? ‘Di ba pwedeng overhyped muna?”
– i posted this on my facebook page. pero may credit naman…
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sure!
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You actually watched that movie, PH? Seriously?
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at bakit hindi, die-hard abs yata si mister heckler…
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Sabi ni Marquez “puede nang umalis”? Hindi raw maka- alis — kasi natatapakan ang paa? Sino ba si Marquez? Midas ba o Juan Manuel? Ang gulo!!!! Kanino ba talaga si Leila … Kay Marquez o kay Pacquiao?
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LOLZ!
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“Kumita lang nang malaki, maganda na? ‘Di ba pwedeng overhyped muna?”
-hahahahaha! tomo
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isang malaking kalokohan!
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Thanks for your review. Parang No Other Woman — ang plot lang naman ay nangaliwa si lalake, na-inlove ang kabit, nahuli ng Mrs., syempre pinili ni lalaki si Mrs. nung nagkabokingan na. Yun lang. La namang bago. Nag-hit na. Lang kwenta. Sayang pera at oras.
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tama ka dyn, over hyped kc ang media sa film na yn pero nun pinanood ko hndi mo nmn massbing npakagndang film sy npaka normal ng story, kung tutuusin mas magnda pa nga ang kwento ng budoy,hehehhee..
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Ang puso mo, idol PH. 😛
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pero totoo nga. sayang pera sa palabas. nanood lang ako kasi akala ko tumaas na ang standard ng PH movies. pagkatapos ng kimmy dora at no other woman baka nga tumaas na. tapos bigla nanood ako nito. langya parang 1 step forward 3 steps back. alam naman ng mga derector na to na pangit ang palabas na ginawa nila. bakit parin nila tinuloy huhuhu sayang 2 hours ng buhay ko
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our movie makers never learn. and they call themselves ARTISTS!!! the philippine movie industry sees only the figures in pesos. most, if not all, do not enlighten or inspire the viewers. it is no wonder that after so many years, we have yet to produce low budget but highly intellectual and stimulating films like “slumdog millionaire” or “3 idiots”.
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Run rabbit, run rabbit, run, run, run.
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I noticed from the tv footage that when pacquaio arrived in las vegas, closer than even his security guards and a blood sucking leech, was chavit singson.
It seems the gambling syndicates and boxing hangers on want to ride the gravy train for as long as they can.
‘the end game’ – gambling with the philippines.
Pacquaio needs a new strategy and new advisors or it will end in tears.
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My basis for a good ‘comedy’ movie is 3 idiots.
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The latest ‘comedy’ movie I’ve seen is 3 Idiots. And I also think the best movie that deals with soldiers (with a bit comedy) is Robin Padilla in Mistah.
I think those gluttons for money are thinking that the common people are idiots with movie, able to fool them with simple story lines and so much cliche.
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i heard OK ang three idiots
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you should watch it, PH. 🙂
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Nope, it’s more than OK. Few movies with rating almost hiting 9/10 at imdb.=)
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Okay now, PH, before you watch that (three idiots). The story IS NOT ABOUT Aquino, Lacierda and De Lima ! Let’s be clear on that! LOL!
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ang agaaga patok agad ang topic mo ngayon mister heckler,
ang akala ko naman ang 16 responses ay tungkol kay gloria,
tungkol pala sa praybyet…
yan mister heckler, sasabihin mo pa ba na hype lang? na ikaw
nga at mga commenters mo nanunod na?
basta ako hindi dahil taga 7 ako..
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re: ramona update
( again, sa tinig ni kris ) ang samaaa sama mo na talaga
mister heckler…
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inutil na ang mga decision ng supreme court, hindi na
sinusunod, buwagin na lang kaya at malacanan na rin
ang mag decide sa lahatlahat..
si de lima, feeling powerful na talaga…
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si libertas, yes, si libertas, parang tulog pa ngayon…
uuuyyy libertas, gisiiiiiiggg
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ABS-CBN News reported that the comedy flick ‘Praybeyt Benjamin’ is now the highest-grossing local movie of all time. I don’t know about you, or the others but I’ve seen the film and I am demanding a refund. Boo!
“Kumita lang nang malaki, maganda na? ‘Di ba pwedeng overhyped muna?”
– refund refund!! lol that’s what i felt after watching the show. syang lang ang pera ko sa pagnood ng movie, kung pagkain sana nabusog pa ako!
Chief Justice De Lima really gone crazy, she’s talking about the decision of SC is not even unanimous (via phone patch in an am news of mike enriquez ) – as if telling that therefore it is not VALID. manny should look out, De lima might contest.
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The 5 dissenting opinions in the Supreme Court did not even side with De Lima’s using some administrative order in cancelling a person’s right to travel even without a case filed. They merely wanted to hear an oral argument. The country has apparently shifted from the rule of law to the rule of low.
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Chief Justice Leila De Lima. Ikaw na, PH!
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Well, the report said “highest-grossing local movie of all time”… it didnt say its the best, so hanggang dun lang un… haha.
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Kumita lang nang malaki, maganda na? Di ba pwedeng overhyped muna? LOL. You nailed it!
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What can u expect from a justice secretary who believes in anonymous text messages? Arrogant b**ch!! Daldalima is all papogi. Sababay, pogi naman ata sya talaga! lol
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Delima is playing the ringmaster to keep the Aquino-Arroyo circus going otherwise our attention will be in rising poverty, hunger incidence, crime rate, unemployment and inflation coupled with declining exports, GNP growth and infrastructure investment
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Kung pwede nga lang irefund, pipila din ako…Aksaya sa oras at pera ang panonood ng Praybeyt Benjamin.
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Atty. Topacio, say goodbye to your balls.hahaha! 🙂
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Manood na lang kayo ng Local Indie Films. kaya sana maipalabas nationwide at hindi lang sa mga film festivals.
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Loko talaga ‘to! HE HE HEEE….
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agree ako! hnd ganun ka ganda un Praybeyt Benjamin.. overhyped nga lang.. to think pumila pa ako ng lampas 1 hour sa sinehan para lang makapanood! first time in history ko tong ginawa tapos ganun lang? tsk!
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not a fan of CGMA, pero parang bata si secretary de lima. dahil hindi lang nagustuhan ang decision ng SC, ayaw sumunod. so ganun na lang ba, kung ayaw ng taga-gobyerno ang kung anumang decision ng SC e basta pwede na lang i-overrule? so much for being “supreme.” tsk.
on a lighter note, 3 idiots is fun to watch. it’s usual bollywood (complete with song and dance sequences) pero maganda yung storytelling. 🙂
aal is well!
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manood na lang kayo ng Zombadings! Maganda siya, promise!!!!!
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lahat pala kayo nanood ng praybet benj except kay senior, hehehe.
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hindi naman ako lang barok, malamang si libertas din,
at ikaw?
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ug ako sad ñor!
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Payback time for her.
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Wow! Ang galing talaga ng blog mo! Most recommended yung mga “bite-size humor but totally leaves an unforgettable after-taste” posts…..I can’t stop laughing !
Share ko rin ang noobie blog ko which I just started a week ago……
http://bekindtoustrolls.wordpress.com/2011/11/24/gmas-hurtin-right-now/
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