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9 11 2011

PRESIDENT AQUINO gave P5M to the MILF then gave P31M to the ABB. Now, he wants to shoulder GMA’s medical expenses. With an enemy like that, who needs friends?

Photos of the Weak
“From reformer to transformer.”
The images shown here were presented to the media Tuesday by Estelito Mendoza, legal counsel of former president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo (Thanks to TV5’s Jove Francisco for posting these on Facebook.)

THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE rejected former president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo’s request for an allow departure order. “There is no compelling or immediate necessity to seek treatment abroad,” according to Dr. Leila De Lima much to the disappointment of Dr. Raul Lambino.

In her previous letters to the DOJ, the Pampanga representative said she was seeking medical treatment in Austria, Germany, Italy, Singapore, Spain, Switzerland and the United States. But it was later discovered that she’s just planning to join the upcoming season of “The Amazing Race.”


In an exclusive interview, former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo told Manila Standard Today’s Christine Herrera that she used to take 25 to 30 tablets of painkillers and vitamins everyday. Observers say that was alarming. What made it even more alarming was the unverified report that the drugs were prescribed by a certain Dr. Conrad Murray.

Manila Standard Today’s Christine Herrera outscooped everyone when she scored an exclusive interview with GMA. It was a casual and brief chat. The former president was in a jovial mood. There was this brief tense moment though when Mrs. Arroyo said, “Well, Clarice – have the lambs stopped screaming?”

Reports say former President Arroyo is in bad shape. The only other thing that’s in worse shape is our economy.

Some people have noticed that due to Mrs Arroyo’s worsening health condition, it looks as if the 64-year-old ex-president has aged by at least 20 years – or as Estelito Mendoza would call it, “presidential pardon.”

Aquino-Cojuangco Video
Have you seen the viral video detailing the alleged sins of the Aquino-Cojuangco family? The video is 15-minute long; with 14 minutes alone devoted to the sins of Kris Aquino.

Wanted: Ramona
The NBI has reportedly started its search for murder suspect Maria Ramona Belen Bautista overseas. It will be an easier task for the NBI to locate Ramona… mostly because she is a Bautista, not a Lacson.

Ali Peek Shot
PBA star Ali Peek has been shot. The suspect was last seen boarding a Cathay Pacific flight to Hong Kong and is believed to be en route to his wife’s home in Turkey.

Albert Henry “Ali” Peek of Talk ‘N Text has been shot. The US Embassy is seeking justice for its citizen!

Talk ‘N Text owner Manny V. Pangilinan is helping the police find the gunman. He is offering a reward of 500 thousand pesos for the capture of Ali Peek’s assailant prompting Genelyn Magsaysay to accuse him of using the shooting incident for publicity.

Milestones
Hours after Joe Frazier passed away, Regine Velasquez gave birth. It’s been a busy day for Sen. Tito Sotto who demands to see both death and birth certificates ASAP.

Survivor Philippines
GMA Network has launched Season 4 of Survivor Philippines: Celebrity Doubles Showdown. This promises to be the best season yet for the local version of Mark Burnett’s Survivor franchise. Despite Richard Gutierrez.
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“In a disordered mind, as in a disordered body, soundness of health is impossible.”
~Cicero

Quotes of the Week
“How would you feel if you knew something was wrong with you but not knowing what it was? I know something is wrong with me.”
~Former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

“Compassion and humanitarian grounds are a convenient excuse. But if we always concede to that, then we will not have a solid justice system.”
~Justice Sec. Leila De Lima

“I need the support of the saints in every locality around the world ,my children are innocent, pls pass !!!”
~Genelyn Magsaysay on Facebook

Elsewhere
Manila Standard Today: Arroyo: Not knowing what ails me is killing me

ABS-CBN News: Questions Ramona left unanswered

Merry Christmas! Have a safe day!

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26 responses

9 11 2011
libertas

those halloween photos are more likely to scare children than gain sympathy.
poison dwarf reprises silence of the lambs.
desperate tactics.

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9 11 2011
Jay Baratilla

Based on history and current affairs, country leaders that reigned like dictators dies via painful death.

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10 11 2011
itsmemidori

i agree! what goes around comes around!

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9 11 2011
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9 11 2011
Bob

CGMA looks like a character in Saw movie. :)))

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9 11 2011
senior60

if gloria has aged by at least 20 years, estelito looks

younger now by at least 20 years also

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10 11 2011
senior60

iyang si estelito ay isang top caliber lawyer, tingnan nga
kung ano ang magagawa nya kay gloria…

pati sa supreme court, kahit mga appointees pa sila ni
gloria, sa tingin ko hindi rin papayagan ng mga yon si
gloria, nakikinig din sila sa clamor ng sambayanan, kaya
malas ka lang gloria…

talagang weather weather lang yan…

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10 11 2011
junior30

Walang magagawa si Estelito, just like when he defended Erap in the impeachment trial.

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9 11 2011
senior60

naku paul, you’ve been conspicously absent here
this past several weeks, nagtataka nga ako kung
nasaan ka na, is it impossible that you are because
you are busy preparing for the coming out of this
video? that you are part of the team? just asking…

and what do you expect to achieve from this video?
a people power against noynoy? too late the heroes,
you are, if you had this video before election and fed
to the common tao specifically, villar or is it erap would
have been our president now and have less of kris
maybe?

but because we cannot turn back the time, let us make
do of what we have, as for me, as long as noynoy remains
not corrupt, ok na rin because anyway, that was his
battle cry…

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10 11 2011
Jan

It’s never too early to early to throw mud at political personalities to prepare one’s candidacy in the next presidential elections no? Abangan….

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10 11 2011
checkmate

sa totoo lang po, pwede naman nating idisregard ang family history ni pnoy kung talagang magaling sya, iboboto sya ng mga tao, ibig kong sabihin, dapat kung pipili tayo ng mga iluluklok natin, ibase natin ito sa mga nagawa na nila, as an individual, sa kaso po ni pnoy wala po akong nakita masyado kaya yun po ang dahilan kaya di sya ung binoto ko…

sa totoo lang po, sa pakiramdam ko aside from informing the public, wala nang ibang effect itong video na to, hindi rin nito kayang labanan ang kahirapan, all it does is to criticize without offering a more beneficial alternative…

matagal na po akong nakaisip ng alternative, isang bagay na kung maraming filipino ang susunod o gagamit ay kayang baliktarin ang sitwasyon sa merkado ng mga abusadong tindero ng gasolina at kuryente… ^_^

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9 11 2011
Abraham Darius Llave (@abrahamdsl)

Amazing Race FTW! Dr. Murray too. and lastly, the allusion to Ramona Bautista departing.

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9 11 2011
Frank

Ahahaha muntik na tayo magkapareho ng comment re: “ali peek” incident. Although my suspect was wearing a red scarf. Malapit na talaga akong mahawa sa galing mo. Or malayo pa pala, way malayo. Hahaha Thanks for the comic thoughts it trains me well. 😉

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10 11 2011
Khym D (@KhymaLey)

“I need the support of the saints in every locality around the world ,my children are innocent, pls pass !!!”
~Genelyn Magsaysay on Facebook

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I just went to Gennalyn Magsaysay’s FB profile and while browsing her photos, may nakita ako doon with with Sharon Cuneta… and with that photo Sharon certainly looks older than Gennalyn… and how old is Ramon Sr. 110 y/o? and this woman was only what 21 y/o when she got pregnant? How many Viagra or Cialis did Revilla Sr would have taken to have 9 kids in a row…

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10 11 2011
Anonymous

hahaha! Naloko ako sa Silence of the Lambs reference. GMA looks like Hannibal Lecter (that scene with the senator) indeed with those braces. lol disturbing

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10 11 2011
charesma

Hahaha! Naloko ako sa Silence of the Lambs reference. With those ghastly braces, GMA looks like Hannibal Lecter (that scene with the senator) indeed. lol disturbing

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10 11 2011
charesma

is GMA camp that desperate?

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10 11 2011
itsmemidori

promise when i saw the pics of GMA, she reminded me of the goblins in Harry Potter. those creatures with big heads but small bodies. LOL!

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10 11 2011
MPRivera

baliw na ‘yan. himadyin, nagpaparachute sa loob ng ba’ay?

hano ba ‘yan?

pero teka, siya nga ba ‘yan talaga? hindi kaya ‘yan ‘yung alagang poodle?

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10 11 2011
MPRivera

Quotes of the Week
“How would you feel if you knew something was wrong with you but not knowing what it was? I know something is wrong with me.”
~Former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

Maalaala mo kaya?

Malala ka na nga!

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10 11 2011
checkmate

nyahahaha ang kulet ng third choice, bakit kaya wala nyan nung nagpasurvey ung tv patrol? astig ka talaga sir ph

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11 11 2011
pisolang

your ending is merry christmas. already? 🙂

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12 11 2011
zay

ganda ng costume ni gloria…sa halip na maawa ako, wala lang akong nafeel sa kanya…..ha ha ha ha ha

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14 11 2011
cc

CGMA looks very much like Darth Vader in those pictures, minus the mask.

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15 11 2011
soxy

you make my day warm (it’s getting really cold here in san francisco) after reading your blog.
Go UP diliman!

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15 11 2011
Henry

Haha, natawa ko. I like the article about GMA na from reformer to transformer. Sinadya magpapicture ng nakakaawa para lang pamsamantalang makatakas.

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