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GENELYN

7 11 2011

GENELYN MAGSAYSAY broke her silence Sunday. She delivered a 12-minute SONA exclusively shown on GMA 7.

According to Genelyn, Bong Revilla is using the Ramgen murder case to boost his chances in the “2013 presidential elections” Since the presidential elections won’t happen until 2016, Malacañang is verifying intelligence reports that Genelyn is planning to lead an “Oust Aquino Movement” soon.

In a videotaped message, Genelyn Magsaysay addressed the public as, “Mga minamahal ko…” No, thanks!

She added, “Ano po ba ang laban ko sa isang malaking pulitiko.” To which Bong Revilla said, “Mas malaki ka!”

And then Genelyn lectured, “Nais ko pong ipaalala sa mga hindi nakakaintindi na may tatlong sangay ng gobyerno. Ito ang lehislatibo, hukuman, at ehekutibo. Lehislatibo, ang sangay ng gobyerno na gumagawa ng batas; hukuman na siyang nagpapatupad ng batas, at ehekutibo ang nagpapatakbo ng gobyerno at mga sangay nito. Ang mga desisyon at pagpapatakbo ng bawat isa sa mga tao ay dapat malaya sa isa’t isa. Sa madaling salita, walang pakialaman.” Move over Father Joaquin Bernas! There’s a new constitutionalist in town!

Earlier, Genelyn Magsaysay said, “Hindi ko pinalaki at tinuruan ang mga anak ko na magpatayan!” Oh! So were you taught to have an affair with a married man?

Confirmed! Ramona Bautista is already in Turkey. That’s fowl!

And there’s another videotape. This time, the copy was exclusively given to ABS-CBN by Ramona Bin Laden.

Before she left for Turkey, Ramona Bautista produced her own video shown exclusively on ABS-CBN. That explains her absence at Ramgen’s funeral last November 2. She was busy rehearsing her lines.

In the video, Ramona tried to narrate what happened on October 28, the night Ramgen was killed. Not so surprisingly, her story had more versions than the Bible.

Ram Revilla’s girlfriend Janelle Manahan who survived the shooting will undergo facial reconstruction. With Interpol hot on her trail, Ramona Bautista wants one too.

Fliptop Battle: Magsaysay vs. Revilla

Bong Revilla:
Ano bang problema mo? Heto nga’t tumutulong na!
Ang hirap kasi sa ‘yo, isa kang kunsintidora!
Putak ka nang putak, daig mo pa ang manok
Hindi naman bagay sa katawan mong bilog!

Genelyn Magsaysay:
Wow! Kung magsalita ka naman, parang perfect ka ah
Anong ‘pinagmamalaki mo, ‘yang malawak mong panga?
Hoy! Kung gusto mong mag-bise, ‘wag mo kaming gamitin!
Ipaliwanag mo na lang kung sino si Josephine!

Bong Revilla:
Anak ng teteng…
Huwag ka ngang mamersonal at ‘wag ka nang mandawit
Baka nalilimutan mo, minsan ka ring naging kabit!
Wala akong paki, kung kuya mong congressman ay rich
May respeto ako sa babae, kahit “menopausal bitch!”

Genelyn Magsaysay:
Pucha ka! Bakit pati kuya ko ay iyong dinamay
Pinaplastic mo lang pala siya noong gabi ng lamay
‘Wag na ‘wag kang magpapakita rito, kapag si RJ nakalabas
Tingnan ko lang kung makaporma ka sa lalaking naka-Halloween mask!

In Other News
Miss Philippines, Gwendolyn Ruais won first runner-up in the Miss World pageant held in London early Monday morning (Manila time). Congratulations Gwen! You’re the man!

Meanwhile, Miss Philippines Diane Necio won Miss Internet Popularity in the Miss International pageant held last night in China. ‘k.

A grandson of Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile identified as Achilles Juan Ponce Enrile was robbed by the driver of a taxicab he flagged down in Mandaluyong City. When the robber announced, “Holdup ‘to. Ibigay mo sa akin ang pera mo!” Achilles said, “Oh no you don’t! I’m Enrile’s grandson.” The robber retorted, “Ah ganun!? Ibigay mo sa akin ang pera ng bayan!”

Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile’s grandson was robbed by a taxi driver. Sa awa ng Diyos, haping-hapi ang robber!
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“Crime is a product of social excess.”
~Vladimir Lenin

Quotes of the Week(end)
“Nakakalungkot. Malayo pa po ang eleksyon. Bakit napakaaga ng kampanya?”
~Genelyn Magsaysay

“Pabalikin mo ang anak mo! Hindi ako naniniwalang hindi mo alam ang pag-alis niya!”
~Sen. Bong Revilla

“I pray for our finances. They are pushing us to the limit. I’m trying to cope, my children are the ones holding our allowance. I’m always the one making abono, they cut off our allowance but they are the ones living luxurious living. They have luxurious cars and houses.”
~Genelyn Magsaysay‘s Facebook status (October)

THERE GOES YOUR MOTIVE.

Briefly Noted
Sunday Inquirer Magazine’s cover yesterday, Nov. 6 was Vicki Belo. The cover says “BELO On Belo & Other Obsessions.” Below it: ENCOUNTER WITH A Mangkukulam

Have a great week! Ingat!

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27 responses

7 11 2011
Anonymous

ang pangit pangit ng blog mo.nakakatawa!

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8 11 2011
target26Brixter

Genelynm ikaw ba yan? O ikaw si Ramona?

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7 11 2011
eufems

Speaking of exclusive ABS-CBN video, meron din ang GMA! http://www.gmanews.tv/video/97816/ub-huling-video-ni-ramgen-bautista-ilang-oras-bago-siya-patayin?utm_source=GMANews&utm_medium=Facebook&utm_campaign=GMANewsFacebook

Can’t help but think na may network war factor din itong issue na ito!

[First?! Sana gawan din ninyo yung kumakalat na anti-Aquino video :D]

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8 11 2011
senior60

kahit anong issue ay halos magpatayan ang
dalawang networks, lalo na ngayon at 7 na ang,
the one, siempre, gustong kunin ulit ni 2 or 3
as the case maybe, ang titulo…

basta ako 7, no.1 sya or hindi…

wala lang

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7 11 2011
libertas

loving your work.
gwen , if your the man, no problem, no predujice

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7 11 2011
Anonymous

trash news all over and it amazes me how these “tabloid” items land in the most-read list of the PDI when I open my fave news website.

IMO, these “revilla-bautista” siblings would do our country a big favor if they keep on killing each other until not a single filth of them is left.

Asa ka pa dyan na maa-ayos nila ang gusot nila e kung yung mismong pangunahing lansangan sa compound nila – aguinaldo highway- ay di ma-ayos ayos ang pang-araw araw na trapik.

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8 11 2011
junior30

PDI is your fave news website? OMG.

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8 11 2011
senior60

re: fliptop battle

ang galing mo talaga mister heckler, kungsabay,
matagal na at ikaw pa rin….

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8 11 2011
senior60

sa tingin ko, ang sunodsunod na pagwawagi ng mga
beauty candidates natin ay dahil na rin sa pacquiao
factor..

take that libertas

sa tingin mo etchos, yan ay kung mayroon ka…

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9 11 2011
hikatalomato

anong konek ñor. please ilaborit.

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10 11 2011
senior60

ganito kasi yun hikata, if obama is the world’s most
powerful man, will it be an overstatement if i’ll say that
pacquiao is the world’s most popular now? kita mo naman,
kahit mga celebrities in different fields ay dumadayo pa
ng personal to meet pacquiao, siempre, kahit papaano
magkaroon yun ng positive effect and mind recall up to
the judges level, that is, pacquiao equals philippines…

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11 11 2011
pasingit

korek ka dyan, senyor.
pacquiao = philippines.
he is much better known worldwide
than our mediocre president.
in fact, when pacquiao visited the white house,
obama greeted him:
“pacman!!!”
when penoy visited,
obama asked him:
“who u?”

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8 11 2011
senior60

nakakaawa si genelyn, as a mother, never mind as

a kabit, imaginin nga naman, she already lost a son

and is about to loss 2 more….

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8 11 2011
junior30

one more lang senior, kasi daughter yung isa hindi son.

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10 11 2011
senior60

2 more children junior, ano gusto mo, palo sa puwet? hahaha

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8 11 2011
Anonymous

What do you except from a woman that doesn’t seem to have ant breeding at all???? The way she looks is the way her mind thinks “LIKE A HOG”

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8 11 2011
Anonymous

and GENELYN MAGSAYSAY completes the triumvirate together with ANNABEL RAMA and MARLENE AGUILAR.

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8 11 2011
Anonymous

nakaka aliw… nice.

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8 11 2011
9 11 2011
Khym D (@KhymaLey)

looking at the photos of GENNALYN and BONG – it kinda awkward na ang mas edad ni Gennalyn ay mas bata pa kay Bong and the photos that I’ve seen na pinapakita sa tv (ABS-CBS or GMA and even ANC) when they’re reporting blah-blah about this case, seems awkward that Ramon SR he’s hugging his great-grandchildren but it his children pala… and really Php2 Million allowance is not enough for this household? Living beyond their means is what they are…

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9 11 2011
Iglot
10 11 2011
senior60

re: survey

hahaha copying sana ako sa answer, hindi pala pwede…

seriously, mahilig din si noynoy gumastos ano, at papaano,
pati mga medical equipments na kakailanganin dalhin din
dito..

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17 11 2011
J.Gi Federizo

LOL!!! That last part killed me!!! Na-i-imagine kitang nagsasalita, ha ha haaa!!!!

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17 11 2011
Anonymous

related ba si genelyn magsaysay kay mitos magsaysay? pareho kasi silang kumakapit sa mayayaman

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18 11 2011
professionalheckler

second cousin-in-law.

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5 12 2011
weng

in a related “turn of events”, nagsalita na po yung gf ni ramgen. and she claims si ramgen ang tumatayong nanay at tatay sa pamilya nila kasi, obviously si ramon revilla sr ay masyadong busy sa pagkakalat ng lahi nya, at ang nanay genelyn naman nya ay may sakit na schizophrenia. this family should be models for the RH bill. with the caption: eto po magiging pamilya nyo pag di kayo gumamit ng condom. hahaha.

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13 02 2012
pandamonya (@emopandamonya)

i love the fliptop battle… ikaw na ang witty. at winner ung last line bout Belo… hahaha. Great post as always

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