THE ALL SAINTS DAY break is over. The Christmas Season is officially here. In fact, the Alex Boncayao Brigade is getting their cash gift soon!
But first, this: there’s absolutely no truth to rumors that former senator Ramon Revilla Sr. is the father of the 7 billionth baby born on October 31.
Seventy-Two
Portia Ilagan, the spokesman of the Revilla family said Ramon Revilla Sr. fathered at least 72 children. Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile believes it could have been more had Revilla not “aborted” sperm cells.
Ramon Revilla Sr. has fathered 72 children with 16 different women… officially making Mang Dolphy Quizon a saint.
Former senator Ramon Revilla Sr. was not able to attend Wednesday’s funeral of his murdered son Ram. He was still confined in the hospital although his BP has gone back to normal, 120 over 72 children.
After the funeral, Ram’s mother, “That’s Entertainment” alumna Genelyn Magsaysay told the media she didn’t raise her children to be violent people. And Princess Revilla was like, “Why are you looking at me?”
The Ligots
Former military comptroller Jacinto Ligot and wife, Erlinda have surfaced Wednesday and posted a bail of P160,000 for a string of tax evasion cases. The couple’s lawyer said the Ligots went on a vacation “somewhere in Luzon.” When asked to give more clues, the lawyer said, “Basta! Kung saan ‘di naghanap ang NBI, do’n yun!”
Overseas…
Herman Cain, a former pizza chain CEO and leading Republican presidential candidate is being accused of harassing two women in the mid-1990s. Cain dismissed the issue as a demolition job invented by the camp of Manny Villar.
Success!
Here’s a piece of good news. US surgeons successfully separated Filipino conjoined twins Angelica and Angelina Sabuco. The surgery lasted 9 hours, about half an hour shorter than the marriage of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.
Top 10 Things That Have Lasted Longer Than The Kardashian-Humphries Marriage
No. 10: The NCAA games in the Philippines
No. 9: The Ligot couple’s vacation
No. 8: Nora Aunor’s good behavior after her return to the Philippines (May himala!)
No. 7: The UP Fighting Maroons’ losing streak
No. 6: “Happy Yipee Yehey” (Akalain mo ‘yon!)
No. 5: Christopher Lao’s online popularity
No. 4: The Yuletide Season in the Philippines
No. 3: Manny and Jinkee Pacquiao’s latest cold war
No. 2: The time spent by Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo in the hospital after being elected congresswoman
And the No. 1 thing that has lasted longer than Kim and Kris’ marriage…
Noli De Castro’s “TeeeeeeeeeeeeVeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey Patrol”
The marriage of reality star Kim Kardashian and NBA player Kris Humphries’ lasted 72 days. And James Yap was like, “Puwede pala ‘yon? Sus, kung alam ko lang… ”
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“I don’t know why some people get worked up about gay people marrying. It’s not gay people who are ‘ruining the sanctity of marriage.’ It’s celebrities.”
~Craig Ferguson
Quote of Week
“Kung maaari lang po, tugisin niyo ang totoong killer. Huwag niyong gamitin ang pamilya ko. Huwag niyo kaming paikut-ikutin dahil alam mo kung sino ka. Kawawa ang mga anak ko. Kung kayo ay may galit sa akin, ako na lang. huwag niyo nang isama ang mga anak ko. Ang mga anak ko ay mahal na mahal ko.”
~Genelyn Magsaysay, Ram Revilla’s mother
Elsewhere
Blogger raises issue of possible plagiarism vs. the Department of Tourism
GMA News: DOT: ‘Plagiarized’ food article was just a test page
Enjoy the rest of the week! Merry Christmas!
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Top 10 Things That Have Lasted Longer Than The Kardashian-Humphries Marriage
No. 6: “Happy Yipee Yehey” (Akalain mo ‘yon!)
Seems like ABS-CBN won’t throw in the towel on this crappy noontime show.
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You forgot Steeeeeeeeeeeve Dailisan and Jaaaaaay Zaaabaaaleeeeeh
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Paano na si Charlie Mendoooooooowwwwwwzah ng DZMM Teleradyo? 🙂
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what about … Charlie…Mendowwwwwza… ;P
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[…] Read more: 72 « The Professional Heckler […]
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Revilla beats brigham young – founder of latter day saints – 57 children by 16 of his 55 wives.
Every week a birthday party. Every night a sex orgy.
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‘120 over 72 children’ ikaw pa rin mister heckler
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72 birth certificates din ang kailangan ni sotto
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Mr. Heckler, eto pa sana ang mas mahaba pa sa marriage nina Kim at Kris:
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE DAILISAN!!!
Hahahaha 🙂
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hahaha! love ko rin si steeeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeee DAILISAN!
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84 years old si Ramon Revilla Sr. at 72 ang anak. May bulilit pa ata dun sa 72 na yun.
Di lang si Dolphy ang santo. Pati si Erap parang pari rin.
Di ko lang makuha yung motivation para magkaroon ng ganung karami na anak. Does he want to start a new religion or something?
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i think his youngest is 5 years old. 🙂 sya na talaga.. wala nang iba! pang-guiness book records ata.. 🙂
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mister heckler, pwede pasingit para kay @pasingit…
alam mo pasingit, kilala ko naman ang babaeng iyon dahil
may pangalan nya na nilagay ni mister heckler, ang ibig
kong sabihin sa umpisa pa sana ay kung isa ba syang prostitute
dahil sa kanyang inasal, kung makaakbay akala mo magka-
inuman lang sila ni noynoy, kaapaaaal talaga
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point taken, senyor.
pero, si penoy, kupaaaaaal pa rin! lol
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DOT: lorem ipsum
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DoT’s ICT skills seem to be as lacking as their integrity
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Its just not cricket – unless you are a pakistani.
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http://www.gmanews.tv/story/128501/entertainment/pep-does-ramon-revilla-sr-really-have-80-plus-kids
Rowena, Revilla’s daughter said his dad only has 45 kids.
Ang labo naman ng spokesperson na sinabi 72.
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you just made my day heckler.. two-bottles down! hick.. hick.. hick.. 🙂
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naawa ako sa dalawang magkapatid, ang batabata pa
nila para makagawa ng ganitong krimen, para bang
naglalaro lang, sayang na sayang ang kanilang buhay..
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isip bata tit*ng mama
isip nene puk*ng ale
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A good read. Just did a meme of Nasaan ka, Elisa? by replacing it with Ramona. You can find it here: https://twitter.com/#!/daevtan/status/132756196876936328/photo/1/large 🙂
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Three words.. LAUGH OUT LOUD! Hahaha!!!
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Do you have a picture of Genelyn Magsaysay from her That’s Entertainment days? I used to watch the show but couldn’t remember her from it. I googled, nothing pa rin. How young is she? Is she younger than Bong?
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she never was into showbiz pala. earlier reports were erroneous. the JENNY LYN of “that’s” is in the states na.
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Top 10 Things That Have Lasted Longer Than The Kardashian-Humphries Marriage:
* Ted Failon’s space between “Teeeeeveeee….” (73 days)…. PATROL!!!
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kainis kaya every time i hear this… para bang naghihintay kang may babagsak na bato sa ulo mo! manong ted! mega fail ang gimik mo!!!
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why did kuya germs said on an interview during the wake that Jenny Lyn (aka Ms. Magsaysay) had been in his show?
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i read somewhere that the Revilla family patriarch, Ramon Revilla Sr claims to have had fathered almost 80 children, but only 40 are recognized. kaya yung mga anak sa labas dyan, na di pa kilala, pwede na kayo pumasok at magpakilala, habang buhay pa yung tatay nyo at maisama kayo sa mana. hahaha. in the USA, men who have this many children are either sperm donors in a sperm bank OR leaders of a religious cult.
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