UNDAS 2011

29 10 2011

IT’S THAT ANNUAL tradition again. We remember the dead by visiting them in memorial parks. They actually have an option to visit the living but few people are happy with the idea.

Unfortunately, the Arroyos cannot just leave their homes and go to the cemetery. I heard Justice Secretary Leila De Lima wanted them to seek permission first.

Every Filipino Catholic family is expected to visit their dearly departed in the cemetery. Take that Marcos family!

Trick or treating is a Halloween tradition observed around the world. Yesterday, children in costumes visited the Times Street residence of President Aquino. The President gave candies and toys to every kid except for one who’s infamously known in neighborhood for being rebellious. So instead of candies and toys, the President gave him P5M.

This coming week, President Aquino will go to Manila Memorial Park to visit his parents. Susan Roces will be at the Manila North Cemetery to visit FPJ. Migs Zubiri will also go the cemetery to visit his political career.

Reports say the cost of flowers have gone up yet again. Militants are upset. Saying the price increase was unjust and anti-poor, they denounced the Big 3: Chrysanthemum, Orchids, and Roses.

Every Undas season, people love talking about scary places in the Philippines. There’s Quezon City’s Balete Drive; Baguio City’s Laperal White House, and the latest but scariest place of them all, the MILF’s “area of temporary stay.”

Also during Undas, people love sharing really scary stories. Here’s mine: Jacinto and Erlinda Ligot who have been ordered arrested for tax evasion are now missing! Awooooo!

The Department of Justice has indicted director and almost National Arist Carlo J. Caparas for tax evasion. I wonder when will he be indicted for making those awful movies.

Celebrity couple Claudine Barretto and Raymart Santiago have released a joint statement denying rumors they have separated. Claudine and Raymart insist they are committed to their marriage, to their children, and  to their product endorsements.

Claudine Barretto and Raymart Santiago have released a joint statement. A few weeks from now, Raymart is expected to “withdraw” the statement.
“I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers.”
~Bob Monkhouse

iGuess No. 1:
An incumbent member of the House of Representatives is showcasing strangeness on Twitter. It’s as if a person of multiple personalities has been posting those tweets. Weird. Is this congressperson on drugs?

iGuess No. 2:
A recent confrontation between a famous couple turned nasty. Wifey tried to attack hubby with a bladed weapon. Hubby tried to defend self. The fight was witnessed by one of wifey’s siblings who happened to be visiting the couple. Sibling tried to pacify incensed sister and was hurt instead. Hubby rushed sibling-in-law to the hospital. Clues: Wifey is related to a politician. Hubby is ‘from” South America.

October 29, 2011: Happy birthday to Mr. Eugenio Abunda Jr. You’re the best Kuya Boy! Maraming salamat!

Have fun! Enjoy your long weekend! Take care!

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9 responses

29 10 2011
Mang Burns

iGuess No.2 – Wifey is from Caloocan? Hubby is from Chile?


29 10 2011

Chile! Tama ba?


30 10 2011

What a circus, what a show
The ligots have left town
And if arroyo will follow
Then de lima is the clown


30 10 2011

if both ligot and wife and caparas are tax evaders,
why then is ligot and wife ordered arrested and
caparas only indicted…

i think henares and de lima will earn the respect of the
people if they will also look into the book of accounts
of persons who are pro administration, don’t tell me
they are not tax evaders as well, just to be fair…


30 10 2011

mister heckler, magkamaganak pala kayo ni boy?

at bakit ka nagpasalamat, nabigyan ka ng ipod?


30 10 2011

pati pala political career ay inililibing na rin?

ang kay gilbert kaya, bibisitahin din nya?


31 10 2011
Khym D (@KhymaLey)

wish i know the answers on the IGuess portion.. .;D …Have a safe All Saints and All Souls Day! from our side of the world today… – Happy Halloween! Trick or Treat…smell my feet…give me something good to eat…!!! ;D


1 11 2011

…napaka-serene ngayon ng blog ni Prof. nasa bakasyon ba lahat?


27 11 2011

c jules ledesma ang #1


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