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KRISSY: Hi Bimb!
BIMBY: Mama news time!
KRISSY: Did you see the report on the massacre of 19+ soldiers in Basilan Bimb?
BIMBY: What’s massacre mama?
KRISSY: Massacre. It’s when you attack the other side despite the ongoing peace talks and existing ceasefire. Kaya demoralized ang mga soldiers.
BIMBY: What’s demoralized mama?
KRISSY: Demoralized. It’s when the Commander in Chief prematurely berates the soldiers instead of condemning the atrocity committed by the rebels. Buti na lang kumambyo.
BIMBY: What’s kumambyo mama?
KRISSY: It’s when the Commander in Chief realizes his folly and softens on his ‘no all-out war’ stance.
BIMBY: What’s ‘all out war’ mama?
KRISSY: All out war. It’s when they step up their attack against the Arroyos but not against the MILF to achieve all out justice.
BIMBY: What’s MILF mama?
KRISSY: MILF? Depends on the context. Aha-ha-ha! Let’s not even go there Bimb. Drink your milk na.
BIMBY: I want to play first mama.
KRISSY: Gosh! Is that a toy gun Bimby? Get rid of that! Give that to me!
BIMBY: No mama. This is my ‘area of temporary stay.’ I can do whatever I want here mama.
KRISSY: Nakakaloka! May choice ba ako? Sige na nga, drink this milk na lang para you’ll grow up siksik.
BIMBY: What’s siksik mama?
KRISSY: Siksik… like your Tita Shawie.
BIMBY: You don’t really like her mama.
KRISSY: Whaaat??? That’s not true!
BIMBY: It’s true mama.
KRISSY: What are you talking about? Love, love, love ko si Sharon.
BIMBY: You’re so showbiz mama.
KRISSY: Stop it Bimb! Ipinapahamak mo ‘ko! Dedo 19+ See the difference!
PRESIDENT AQUINO wants intensified operations against Abu Sayyaf bandits – Mindanao’s “lawless elements.” By the way, the MILF has assumed responsibility for the ambush in Al-Barka, Basilan that killed 19 soldiers. So ano ‘yon, lawful?
According to the president, the government will not declare an all-out war against the Moro Islamic Liberation Front but “will pursue all-out justice” instead. You’ve been warned Abu Sayyaf!
The President has ordered the military to intensify its efforts to hunt down 10 Abu Sayyaf terrorists. The military is seeking the cooperation of Zamboanga Sibugay residents saying it’s really easy to spot these lawless elements. They’re armed, they’re dangerous, and they look like MILF rebels.
In a press briefing Monday night, AFP Chief of Staff Gen. Eduardo Oban Jr. said the military’s operation in Basilan (where 19 soldieres were killed) was targeting “lawless elements” – otherwise known as “i-so-wanted-to-identify-them-as-MILF-rebels-but-i-do-not-want-to-incur-the-ire-of-the-President-and-get-fired-too.”
Did you hear about the MILF’s ‘areas of temporary stay’ or ATS down South? Government soldiers cannot just make arrests inside the ATS. It’s like the MILF’s embassy in Mindanao.
President Aquino disclosed that the MILF is actually helping the military capture the Abu Sayyaf bandits. In totally unrelated news, the Bagong Alyansang Makabayan is helping the government capture NPA guerrillas.
No to all-out war. Yes to all-out justice. This, by far, is the Presidents’ second best all-out slogan.
“The trouble with the laws these days is that criminals know their rights better than their wrongs.”
Quotes of the Week
“We will not pursue all-out war; we will instead pursue all-out justice. All-out war is indiscriminate and borne out of danger. All-out justice is sober and fair; it is based on the rule of law, and leads to lasting peace.”
~President Noynoy Aquino
“Let’s not view this in the context of the peace negotiations. The massacre was a violation of the ceasefire.”
~Sen. Gringo Honasan
Move.Ph: Fiasco in Basilan by Maria Ressa
Young actors John Lloyd Cruz and Shaina Magdayao have reportedly called it quits. In other words, walang katotohanan ang tsismis na hindi sila “mapaghiwalay.”
Ruffa Gutierrez is being blamed for the breakup of Shaina and John Lloyd. In fact, Shaina has reportedly launched an all-out war against the actress.
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