AFTER FORTY-TWO years in power and 112 ways to spell his name, Moammar Gaddafi is dead!
Libyan dictator Moammar Gaddafi is dead. His son Bongbong Gaddafi wants a state funeral for his father.
Libyan tyrant Moammar Gadhafi is dead. Just to be sure, Tito Sotto wants to see the death certificate.
The death of Colonel Gaddafi is the day’s biggest news. Some of today’s headlines: “Gaddafi killed” “Qadaffy quilled” “Gadhafi keeled” “Mission aqqomplished”
Moammar Gaddafi has been killed. Libyans are celebrating. Finally, they can freely add another color to their flag.
Gaddafi has been confirmed dead. Some Libyans are not celebrating though. They know that Gadhafi, Qaddafy, Khaddafy, Gaddaffy, Quaddaffi, and Gaddaffi are still out there.
Reports say Gaddafi was killed by NATO-led rebels while attempting to escape. He was said to have been found in a hole in the ground. Also found were Gaddafi’s 3,000 pairs of sunglasses.
The Libyan dictator is dead. Goodbye Moammar Gaddafi! Goodbye fabulous outfits!
Early Thursday evening (Manila time), news organizations had conflicting reports about Gaddafi’s capture and death… which was not surprising since they could not even agree on how to spell his name.
Reports say when Moammar Gaddafi was cornered by rebel forces, he tried to run. However, the dictator tripped on his long gown.
There were also conflicting reports on how Gaddafi died. Some say he was shot. Others believe his thick robe suffocated him.
Gaddafi loyalists have issued a statement saying the Libyan dictator is still alive. They claim that he’s being treated right now at St. Luke’s Medical Center.
This just in: One of Gaddafi’s son, Saif is offering an Hermes bag to anyone who could prove that his father is dead.
Relatives of slain Libyan dictator Moammar Gaddafi are in a quandary. They couldn’t decide what version of Gaddafi’s name should they use on his tombstone.
Gaddafi’s death was confirmed just hours after his convoy was attacked. If Gaddafi were a member of the CPP-NPA, his death would be confirmed in February 2012.
In the Philippines…
Batangas Governor Vilma Santos confirms there is a proposal to construct a huge sign on Taal volcano island similar to the “Hollywood” sign in Los Angeles. The actress-turned politician says “Our main goal is to reclaim Taal Lake and Volcano as part of Batangas.” Why? Who took it away?
Defending the proposed project on the volcano island, Batangas Governor Vilma said they just wanted to “reclaim” Taal Lake and Taal Volcano. And Wilfredo Torres was like, “Don’t look at me!”
Governor Vilma Santos told the Philippine Daily Inquirer that the sign for the proposed structure would not spell out “BATANGAS” but “ALA EH.” Sing-stupid pero ‘di sing-mahal.
NASA Satellite
Less than a month after humanity survived a crashing bus-sized satellite, a 2.6-ton, defunct German telescope called the Roentgen Satellite will crash back to Earth Saturday or Sunday (Oct. 22 or 23). Experts couldn’t say where it would land but i’m really hoping it hits the rebels who killed 19 soldiers in Basilan last Tuesday.
Illegitimate
According to the National Statistics Office, 4 of 10 babies born in the country are illegitimate. To which Manny Pacquiao said, “Eh bakit ang sama ng tingin n’yo sa akin?”
Briefly Noted
Congressman Manny Pacquiao’s two youngest kids are named Princess and Queen Elizabeth. Guess what. His rumored love child, who was baptized last September 17 is named King Arthur. As Gus Abelgas would say, “Hindi nagsisinungaling ang ebidensya.” (The baby’s mom, Kat Ordoñez has denied that Pacman was the father.)
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“No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand.”
-J. Michael Straczynski
Crazy Quotes
On defending his belief that women belong in the home:
“All right, then nobody can complain if we ask pregnant women to make parachute jumps.”
~Libyan dictator Moammar Gaddafi
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THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 
hayst… mapapaisip ka naman ng husto, ano ba talaga ang “hold” ng MILF sa government… ra-ratrat tapos hihingi ng peace talks? ano yun?
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i guess miriam’s planned senate inquiry will be moot and academic now that gadaffi can’t testify. but then again, maybe she will have an inquiry to determine whether or not a politician who allegedly received campaign contributions had anything to do with the liquidation of the “witness”?
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do i smell the scent of a cuban cigar? smells like someone is celebrating.
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All despots eventually show their true colours – cowardly and running scared. The arroyos are already packing.
That other member of the despot club – shoeshine marcos wants daffyduck to be the new star attraction in madame tussauds house of wax horrors
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i had so much fun reading this! hahahahha! salamat gid PH! 🙂
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Kat ordonez denies babymaker pacman is the father.
It would have been more convincing if she hadn’t been carrying a hermes bag at the time.
As a 22 year old culinary arts student kat said manny liked her dumplings and always asked for second helpings.
She said that no doubt when he returns there will be another bun in the oven for him soon
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Anu ba pakealam mu?
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reflective of social mores & parenting skills!, and they are good for a laugh
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time and again, hindi ako magsasawa sa pagbigay pugay
sa iyo mister heckler, sa galing mong manghagilap ng tukmang
quotes, hirap kaya noon, ang maghanap ..
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bakit hindi na lang ang rice terraces ang pagtotoonan
ng pansin, papaano ko ba maipahatid ang suggestion
kong ito kay tourism secretary, will anybody help?
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talaga mister heckler? king arthur ang pangalan ng anak
ni kat? kung totoo ( minsan kasi hindi ko alam if you are
just heckling ) aba, kay manny nga…
mag aano na naman ang butse ni libertas hahaha
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If we read news like this Taal Volcano proposal, it reminds us how Philippine democracy has successfully put morons in public office. Its incredible how people can really believe that public funds should be used to deface a unique geological monument while allowing the use of its lake by illegal fish-pen operators and a wide range of polluters.
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Another has been actor/actress demonstrates why they should stay out of politics.
Suggest a sign – ‘idiot’ over her mansion.
No sense of heritage or culture.
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Both me and my son – jesus christ – agree that giving children stupid names is a sign of ; delusions, inferiority, jealousy, and condemns them to years of abuse in the playground and jokes as an adult, but they have a ready made porn webcam name.
Top porn names
Princess
Precious
Angel
Queenie
So i am told.
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Moammar Gaddafi has been killed. Libyans are celebrating. Finally, they can freely add another color to their flag.
-di ko magets to. pakiexplain
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CLICK the link on that item. 🙂
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Libertas, hanga ako sa sinusulat mo, para kang tanga…gawa ka na lang sarili mong blog..
Haha
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Ayyyy!
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And I guess you consider your own comment very intelligent.
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paul and hikata, you know what is the problem with
your protege? libertas is fond of posting out of this world,
incomprehensible, outrageous, inedible topics, and you
call that intelligence? of course not, he is plain engot hehehe
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mga tao lang kasi na may average IQ ang nakakaintindi sa sinusulat ni libertas
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rainmaker ba ibig sabihin ng username mo?
just asking…
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I understand one cannot see the top of the mountain if one’s highest perspective is only at the eye-level
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ay naku paul, alam ko, kahit kayong dalawa ni hikata
hindi rin alam pinagsasabi ni libertas, ano sya, parang
may sariling mundo ba
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ahh..ginoong paulo, pwede tagalog…
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hindi rainmaker, si paul makaintindi lang ng tagalog
pero hindi marunong sumulat ng tagalog
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to senior 60, kape nga tayo minsan…
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NASA Satellite
Less than a month after humanity survived a crashing bus-sized satellite, a 2.6-ton, defunct German telescope called the Roentgen Satellite will crash back to Earth Saturday or Sunday (Oct. 22 or 23). Experts couldn’t say where it would land but i’m really hoping it hits the rebels who killed 19 soldiers in Basilan last Tuesday.
– – – – hell yeah!
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Ate Vi… wag naman… The jologs in you is rearing its ugly head. Ayaw ni Gretchen ng ganyan!
Pero kung gusto mo talaga eh lagyan mo na rin ng neon lights na kumikislap-kislap na parang sa Las Vegas yung Batangas sign na yun! Maglagay ka na rin ng perya dun para matuwa ang mga mahilig sa color games.
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nasobrahan yata sa kawelahan si professional heckler, kahit kailan hindi nakakatawa ang kamatayan ng isang tao
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oh, sorry. you’re probably on the wrong blog.
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…the turmoil in this part of the world has entirely disregarded the worth of life.
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Oh! We are happy seeing a killed Muslim. Now, Christians are no-difference from the Muslims of whom they always accused of being terrorists.
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“112 ways to spell his name” hahaha. maybe that really wasn’t him, i smell a conspiracy theory.
great work on “ding ang bato” on taal. i myself don’t like the placing of huge sign on that volcano. what’s next a “bicol” sign on top of mayon?
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humarap ka nga. baka kasi ikaw si kadapi
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Ano po ba ang amoy ng conspiracy theory? mabango po ba siya?
Baka kasi naaamoy ko na rin, di ko lang po alam.
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