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FROM THE TABLOIDS II

15 10 2011

Here are some of the week’s most compelling, moving, provocative, and life-changing tabloid headlines:

Headline: Ayaw makulong nagbigti
> Mas gusto ang death penalty

Headline: Speaker Belmonte: Congressman Jules Ledesma, nagbago na
> Babae na?!? Nooooo!

Headline: Binay bumaba ang satisfaction ratings
> Baka nagkulang sa text blast?

Headline: Llamas, babalatan ni Miriam sa AK-47
> Kailan pa naging prutas si Llamas? I wasn’t informed.

Headline: PNoy, labing-anim ang baril noong senador pa
> Ang pagkakaiba lang, hindi tanga ang bodyguards niya para bumangga sa isang dump truck

Headline: Congressman Roman Romulo ni Shalani, itinanggi ang bading issue
> Eh ‘di bongga!

Headline: Promotor sa paggawa ng pekeng pera sa Recto natimbog
> Pero promotor sa paggawa ng pekeng diploma tuloy ang ligaya

Headline: Osang bilib na bilib sa pagkalalaki ni Ted Failon
> Ang tanong: bilib na bilib kaya siya sa pagkababae mo?

Headline: Disisyete anyos na lalaki tinodas habang naglalaro ng video game
> Seguridad ni Pangulong Aquino, hinigpitan

Headline: Banawe Rice Terraces mabubura sa mapa
> Para namang wala pa akong nakitang mapa na kita ang Banawe Rice Terraces. So paanong mabubura ‘yon?

Headline: Mister na makulit sa kalabit, nakatikim ng tadyak-kabayo kay misis
> Moral of the story, aanhin pa ang damo, kung naninipa naman ang kabayo.

Headline: Kelot na lasing, hindi na nagising
> News item talaga ‘to? Wala nang maibalita?

Headline: Compound ng mayor grinanada
> ‘Granada’ vinerb

Headline: KC Naguguluhan na sa relasyon kay Piolo Pascual
> Kami rin.
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“The tabloids are like animals, with their own behavioural patterns. There’s no point in complaining about them, any more than complaining that lions might eat you.”
~David Mellor

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15 10 2011
cecil

COMMENTARY FRO MANILA STANDARD

That UNHCR post BY JOJO A. ROBLES (LOWDOWN -MANILA STANDARD)

Actress Angelina Jolie has nothing to fear. Kris Aquino will not take her position away from her.

But Kris, the presidential sister, was not “offered” the post of ambassadress of goodwill by the United Nations High Commission on Refugees.

She asked for the position and the Manila office of UNHCR, through its head Bernard Kerblat, decided to give her the post of “honorary patron” of the agency instead.

Kris has sought the position for some time, our sources say, but it was only recently that Kerblat’s office endorsed the offer to the Geneva head office of UNHCR.

The informants said the agency has a policy of not turning down anyone who seeks the title if they really want it and if they can prove that they have a genuine desire to do the work of aiding refugees.

Incidentally, Kerblat, a Frenchman, is married to a Filipina, Victoria Abad Kerblat. Abad-Kerblat, according to her blog, is a biologist by training who worked in refugee camps and who dabbles in art; she hails from the province of Batanes.

It was embattled presidential adviser for political affairs Ronald Llamas who on Monday reported that the executive committee of the UNHCR in Geneva had appointed Kris as goodwill ambassador.

Kris confirmed this later on, without mentioning that she was not exactly a goodwill ambassador like Jolie—or that it was she who sought the position

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18 10 2011
senior60

me ganuon? kailangan mabasa ni kris ang article na ito

at ng makapagbigay sya ng kurokuro, her side of the story..

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15 10 2011
libertas

David mellor quote.
And he would know about the power of the tabloids. Forced to resign. Wouldnt happen here.
Top politician and ? Future prime minister
Sex in chelsea shirt!!
Toe-sucking , ughh
One of the top 10 sex scandals, but antonia de sanchez was hot. David mellor was not.
Wouldnt you

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17 10 2011
senior60

hindi ko na inintindi ang sinabi ni david, lalo akong

naguluhan sa sinabi ni libertas but as usual, amazed

ako mister heckler na naman, at bakit hindi, may nakita

na naman syang quote about tabloids..

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17 10 2011
libertas

it was 20 years ago but you can check on internet.
maybe he should have worn a manchedter united shirt and been forgiven!

now there is a parralel with dr liam fox – also was a potential prime minister- resigned friday. bad judgement and a bit too friendly with his best man, despite being married.

aquino and puno take note

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18 10 2011
senior60

ambruuut sa langaw, naglupadlupad walay pamahaw

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19 10 2011
wang

hehehe… saludo rin ako sa iyo, senior60. kasi pareho tayong naguluhan.

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15 10 2011
thepiaya

Headline: Compound ng mayor grinanada
> ‘Granada’ vinerb

bwahahaha! biglang nabuhay ang natutulog kong diwa!

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16 10 2011
Winston van der Woodsen

Hi, sorry if it was late.. I actually issued a statement about it.. 🙂 I didn’t know it was from your blog, since I saw it on TUMBLR… but anyway, no biggie. Thank you for bringing it up to my attention though. 🙂 Proper credits already given. Good morning! 🙂

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16 10 2011
jeproks2002

sori ka dyan. gusto mong sumikat sa pawis ng iba. blogger ka at hindi mo alam or naisipan na mag google? hindi mo man lang inalam kung sino ang may-akda ng gusto mong i-post? no biggie ka dyan. talk to your thing and get some balls.

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18 10 2011
Winston van der Woodsen

To Mr. Jeproks2002

If you think it’s not enough that I deleted the said post, and that I have properly given Mr. Landicho what he wanted, wala na akong magagawa dun, it’s your opinion and you’re entitled to that.

If Mr. Landicho would not accept my apologies, or if his readers do not see the sincerity of my actions upon correcting my mistakes and properly making amends, it’s okay, because I don’t expect Mr. Landicho and the people to accept my apologies if they still have that feeling of disgust to what I did.

If that’s not manning up to what mess I made, then I don’t know what else should I do. Judge me all you want if it makes you happy. I don’t care anymore.

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18 10 2011
professionalheckler

Whoa! Just a minute. I left a “THANK YOU VERY MUCH” note on your Facebook account after you posted your first apology. Did you hear me say anything after you said sorry? Did i talk about it on my blog after you tweeted me and asked for forgiveness?

NO.

So please.
Stop.

I need not announce to the world that i have accepted your apologies because i don’t have to.

Enough.

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16 10 2011
professionalheckler

Maybe next time, you could say “I got this from Tumbler” or from somebody else’s Tumbler account or from Brobdingnag or from Mordor. It would only take seconds. 🙂 Peace!

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16 10 2011
Winston van der Woodsen

will do 🙂 thanks.

by the way, I already deleted the photo, i just think it’s the right thing to do. 🙂

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17 10 2011
etchosera

You think?

Di nga? You actually can?

Ahihihihihi!

Face ‘teh Winston…… Face!

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16 10 2011
manny

i wnt mre inteview w/ manoling,
…nahirapan akong ma2log,im afraid i cud die laffing!

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16 10 2011
tytytytryersyurtthghhhhhhhhhhhhhfgdstrtesrt

bweheehhehe

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17 10 2011
moonchild117

Headline: KC Naguguluhan na sa relasyon kay Piolo Pascual
> Kami rin.
— i’m surprised ngayon lang siya naguluhan. ako nga simula pa lang e.

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17 10 2011
senior60

seriously, hindi dapat mabura ang rice terraces, one

of the original seven wonders of the world lang naman,

mantakin mo yan, dapat talaga masagip siya…

kung ako ang tourism secretary, una ko itong ipa rehabilitate,

pagkatapos gawing tourist destination, sigurado maraming

mga tourists pupunta, one of the seven wonders nga eh…

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17 10 2011
hikatalomato

if only the failippine government let the igorot plant cannabis instead of rice, i’m 100% sure that the banaue terraces will still be in good shape today

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18 10 2011
senior60

ayaw gud sige pabuyag hikata, ikaw gyud…

pero seriously again, the last time i saw a picture of
the rice terraces, nakakalungkot talaga, mayroon ng
maraming naninirahan, doon mismo, ano ba yan…

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18 10 2011
etchosera

ay Senior, 7 billion na nga raw kasi ang populace kaya pati rice terraces ay tinirhan na rin.

pero di ba, ang mas nakakalungkot ay kung wala na mismong rice?

Sabi nga ni PH, wala naman talaga yang rice terraces sa mapa, so anong problema?

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16 04 2012
xpietian

ngayon ko lang to nabasa… ahahaha… aliw tlga tong blog…

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