Tabloid Headline: Mga Pilipino yayaman na sa 2024
> Bakit? May allocation na rin ng pork barrel?! Yey!
Tabloid Headline: Siyam na milyong Pinoy, ‘no read, no write’
> So pa’ano sila yayaman n’yan?
Tabloid Headline: Labimpitong mangingisda nilamon ng dagat
Tabloid Headline: Setenta’y dos anyos na lolo nilamon ng apoy
> Nakakatakot. Parang may trend. Ano kayang susunod: Lola nilamon ng hangin?
Tabloid Headline: Kelot, kritikal sa boga ng sekyu
> If it’s any consolation, hindi sa SM Mall naganap ang pamamaril
Tabloid Headline: US naglabas ng travel alert
> Saan? Sa Roxas Boulevard?
Tabloid Headline: PNoy “trying” makahanap ng kabiyak
> Next!
Tabloid Headline: PNoy separada ang ipinalit kay Shalani
> Puwede na rin ‘yon! Ok, mamili ka: separada o operada?
Tabloid Headline: Boobs ni Ryza, pang-cover ng men’s mag!
>‘Yong katawan, hindi kasama? Boobs lang talaga?
Tabloid Headline: Ex-lady solon, nagpalabas ng malakas na pasabog
> ‘Wag na lang ‘to. Pumapatol daw ‘yan eh. Ayokong mademanda.
Tabloid Headline: Polo Ravales, papasok sa pulitika
> In the interest of fairness, bukas po ang blog na ito sa ‘panig’ ng pulitika
Tabloid Headline: Azkals naglalaway sa Taiwanese
> Confeeermed!
Tabloid Headline:Erik Santos may kapalit agad; Vice Ganda lilipat na sa Backroom
> Ah ok. Sabagay, parehong sikat, parehong kumakanta, parehong alam mo na. Talented.
Tabloid Headline: Robin Padilla unhappy with his teleserye
> Kami rin.
Tabloid Headline: Revilla sa DPWH: Tiyaking climate change-proof ang itatayong imprastraktura
> Sige nga, what is ‘climate change?’
Tabloid Headline: Pagbi-VP ni Senator Bong, tuloy na!
> Saka na ‘yan! Define ‘climate change’ muna.
Have a great week!
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THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 
nice one !!!
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Nyahahahaha, lupit mo talaga Mr. Heckler. What a way to start the week!
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There must be better qualified filipinos that can be vice president.Kailangan may climate change sa Phil politics and let us veer away from mediocrity in choosing our leaders.
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Our political system including the electoral mechanism is designed to have the same families competing with each other to protect their family interest and sink the country further into a shit hole while entertaining the masses. From the Aquinos to the Zamoras, these are the same family names running the government for in the past 100 years. Every now and then an upstart can break-in via showbiz (e.g, Estrada), coup (e., Trillianes) and the mask of civil society (e.g., Binay) but almost always, they turn out to be even more corrupt than the oligarchic families.
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One cannot but feel hopeless,that there will ever be meaningful reforms…the current crop of legislators in both houses have personal interests to protect and engage in horsetrading to perpetuate themselves. You are right…each one for himself.pretty soon there wont be a country for filipinos who have become modern day slaves in and out of the Philippines.Haaay!
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Naku Ate Star Margarine, unfortunately, di requirement ng batas natin na better qualified ang mga dapat mag seek ng positions sa gobyerno natin. Basta nasa tamang edad ka na (Hello, Pacman?), keri na!
At hanggang di nade-define ni Sen. bong Revilla kung ano ang climate change, walang mababago sa sistema. We deserve whom we elect.
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Define ‘climate change’ muna.
HAHAHA! Wala kang kupas, PH!
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This post is cute. Thanks! (But I’m still puzzled, why the perennial search for a wife for PNoy? Is it absolutely necessary that he be married? Next na nga…)
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grabe ka naman mister heckler, maski naman siguro
si lito lapid alam ang ‘ climate change’, change of climate
lang yan, di ba etchos?
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Ayyyy! Senior naman! Wiz ko weather yang mga climate change climate change na yan!
Ah basta! ang alam ko lang na change….. SUKLI!
There!
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climate change proof sabagay kwentuhan lang naman eh 😀
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mister heckler. pwede isang out of topic lang…
libertas, your thoughts on ‘Occupy Wall Street ‘ please…
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Reading your blog makes my day complete. More power to you Mr. Heckler the L.A. Lakers fan and a “Medium” to our soceity to be aware of what is happening in our government.
Hays, kaya ba dapat eh pagtawanan na lang ang problema at magbasa ng blog ni Mr. Landicho 🙂
Have a nice day!
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