IT SEEMS LIKE ONLY yesterday, people were tweeting, “Almost ber months na naman!” Now, it’s already mid-September. That was really fast. The only thing faster was the whirlwind romance between Roman Romulo and Shalani Soledad!

Pasig City Representative Roman Romulo said, “Some may say it is too soon, but I think we’re both old enough to know want we want in life.” Take that Mr President!

Shalani Soledad and Roman Romulo are getting hitched. Shalani decided to marry Roman because the congressman loves her and he loves her God too.

When told of the upcoming wedding of his ex-girlfriend, Shalani Soledad, President Aquino reportedly said he’s not aware  of the engagement. Among other things.

But according to presidential spokesperson Edwin Lacierda, when President Aquino was told of the engagement, he just smiled. Grace under pressure.

From a bachelor president to a bachelor congressman both from famous political families. Asked about the difference between President Aquino and Congressman Romulo, Shalani Soledad replied, “Seven years.”

Apparently, while President Aquino was drinking Coke Zero, Congressman Romulo was drinking Cheers!

Shalani Soledad, an ex-girlfriend of President Aquino is marrying another politician. To which Korina Sanchez and Bernadette Sembrano said, “Welcome to the club!”

Congressman Roman Romulo and Councilor Shalani Soledad are engaged. Just last week, Willie Revillame was celebrating his legal victory against ABS-CBN. And now this. You can’t really win ‘em all.

The latest Pulse Asia survey conducted from August 20 to September 2, 2011 showed President Aquino got a high approval rating of 77 percent. The study has a margin of error of plus or minus lovelife jokes.

Former Muntinlupa Congressman Ruffy Biazon, a losing senatorial candidate of the Liberal Party has been officially appointed Customs Commissioner. Retired general Danilo Lim, another defeated senatorial bet of the Liberal Party was also appointed deputy commissioner for intelligence. Malacañang looks forward to completing the LP senatorial slate in government before Christmas.

According to the National Statistics Office, Cagayan Valley has the highest employment rate in the country. In second place is the Liberal Party.

Alvarez Leaves
Presidential spokesperson Edwin Lacierda says Customs Commissioner Angelito Alvarez, as promised has “resigned.” Alvarez is good at keeping promises but Lacierda is better at euphemisms.

Tagalog Twitter
Microblogging site Twitter is now available in Tagalog. You are advised to use this version if you’re not learned. Am I right James Soriano?

Smokin’ Lovers
A recent study revealed that smokers do not make better lovers. To which Shalani Soledad said, “Tell me something I didn’t know.”

Shamcey and Noy
Malacañang is reportedly planning a courtesy call for Miss Universe 2011 3rd runner-up Shamcey Supsup to meet President Aquino. Ingat!
“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.”
-Zsa Zsa Gabor

Quotes of the Week
“He doesn’t bring women to the house unless he is serious. The last time he introduced somebody to us was four years ago, Lisa Gokongwei.”
~ Agriculture Undersecretary Berna Romulo-Puyat on the engagement of her brother, Cong. Roman Romulo and Shalani Soledad

Ano raw?
“Ang nakakalungkot lang, 400 years ang UST pero 4th. Dapat siguro 1,000 years para 1st.”
– UST Growling Tigers coach Pido Jarencio after UST’s loss to ADMU in the semifinals of UAAP Season 74. UST finished the season in fourth place

You Have Spoken
Matapos barilin ng isang motorista ang isang traffic enforcer, pabor ba kayo sa mungkahing armasan ng baril ang mga traffic enforcers?
-OO. Kawawa din naman sila. 3.42%
-NO! Never! Mahirap na. Baka umabuso. Mas delikado. 88.03%
-Pag-iisipan ko muna. 8.55%

Inday Varona: Did ‘Love My God’ answer cost Shamsey the crown?

Yahoo News: UP Junior Fighting Maroons… The Streak is Over

The UP Pep Squad shoots for back-to-back titles in the UAAP Cheerdance Competition on Saturday. Good luck guys! See you all there! Expect tough competition from FEU and UST.

Enjoy the rest of the week!
Spend wisely.
Stay healthy.
Live. Love. Laugh. Lakers.

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  1. re: elsewhere

    i don’t think so, did the judges even know who is supsup’s god?
    or, did i even understood inday’s article? haha that was long..

    but the truth is, miss angola is as beautiful, gorgeous and as
    intelligent with her answer and because nobody from their country
    had won the crown yet, why not gave it to her, they needed that
    desperately more than we do..


      1. i’m a virgin and saving myself for miss universe – the winner not the loser – that way i do not have to change my religion from cat worshipperniverse – the winner not the loser – that way i do not have to change my religion from cat worshipper


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