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GADDAFI, QADDAFI, KHADAFY

23 08 2011

COLONEL MOAMMAR GADHAFI’s dictatorship teeters on the brink of total collapse. Last night, he was overheard thanking his trusted generals, his family, his close aides, and Doctors Manny and Pie Calayan.

As I write this, the whereabouts of Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi are still unknown. But sketchy reports say the embattled dictator is still in Tripoli with his wife Imelda Gadhafi.

As protesters advanced Sunday toward Tripoli, Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi remained defiant. He threatened them with guns, bombs, and another speech.

Still putting up strong resistance in Tripoli are Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi’s most loyal forces… led by his trusted aide, General al-Fabian Ver.

Beleaguered Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi is still in hiding. This has prompted his opponents to detain his bookkeeper instead.

Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi is reportedly holed up somewhere in Tripoli. Erwin Tulfo and Michael Rogas are negotiating his surrender.

TV reports showed a stash of Colonel Gadhafi’s green shirts. Inexplicably, one of the shirts had a print that read, “ “Galing at Talino” & “Sulong Gadhafi.”

Remember Ritchie Garcia of the PSC and Jeff Tamayo of the POC? When they saw Moammar Gadhafi’s face on television, they said, “Ampaw na lang ‘yon.”

Moammar Gadhafi is not just dividing Libya. Gaddafi is dividing the world’s media. Journalists can’t seem to agree on a standard spelling for Qaddafi’s name.

According to ABC News, there are 112 different ways to spell the Libyan dictator’s name. The latest variations include Arroyodaffy, Iggydaffy, and LOLdaffy.

The whereabouts of Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi are still unknown… although one person probably knows where he is right now: Rupert Murdoch.

Closest aides are reportedly experiencing a hard time thinking of an ‘exit strategy’ for Gadhafi. That robe is just too heavy.

CNN’s Anderson Cooper is looking forward to interviewing Libyan President Moammar Gadhafi. His first question will be, “Who are you wearing?”

This just in: Standard & Poor’s has downgraded Colonel Moammar Gadhafi’s fashion taste.

In Other News
Presidential Communications Operations Office head Herminio Coloma Jr. says President Aquino is willing to have his own television show. Take that Manoling Morato!

Top 5 Rejected Titles for President Aquino’s Television Show

No. 5: “The Smoking President”

No. 4: “SYTYCD: So You Think You Can Drive”

No. 3: “Dial N”

No. 2: Morning shows: ”Umagang Kay Bugá” or “Unang Hitit”

And the No. 1 rejected title for President Aquino’s television show…

“The Working President… Joooke!”
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“Disregard for human beings is the first qualification of a dictator.”
~Milton Eisenhower

Elsewhere
In 2009, ABC News listed 112 different ways to spell Gaddafi.

Newsbreak: What the Libya unrest means to Filipinos

Gaddafi Fashion: The Emperor Has Some Crazy Clothes

GMA News: The 2010 Manila hostage crisis: A year after

Lynda Jumilla: Broadcast media lessons from the Manila hostage crisis

Personal
August 23, 2011: Happy birthday to the Black Mamba, KOBE BRYANT of the Los Angeles Lakers! Mabuhay!

Bonus: Your bimonthly horoscope! Ang hindi maniwala, mamalasin!

Have a safe week! Enjoy our freedom! Merry Christmas!

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31 responses

23 08 2011
markypots

isang panalong post na naman Mr Heckler! hahaha! Tatt awards na ‘to!!!

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23 08 2011
professionalheckler

hahahahha salamat.

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23 08 2011
ajg

Pati ikaw prof iba-iba spelling ng name kay gaddafi.lol

Just got out from work this blog is really as stress reliever! 🙂

Greetings from Dubai PH! 🙂

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23 08 2011
professionalheckler

Mabuhay ang mga Pinoy sa Dubai at sa buong mundo!

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23 08 2011
Khym D (@KhymaLey)

me first…me first…! 🙂

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23 08 2011
libertas

Aquino Tv shows

Shooting from the lip.
No sex, just lies and videotape.
Camping it up with Puno & me.
What a gay day.
Job, or bum job.
If the price is right.
Presidential idol! – joke.
Bus tours of manila.
So you think you are dumber than a president.
The brain drain.
The aquinos – a dysfunctional family.
hair today – gone tomorrow. makeovers for men.

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23 08 2011
danny

…FYI lng sau Prof. d2 s middle east in na in iyang mali-maling spelling. dami rin spelling d2 ung “mohammad”. ang labanan d2 prang steno, sounds like kumbaga. kung ang mga kapampangan walang H, d2 nman wlang P. kaya ung Pepsi nagiging Bebsi.

…d2 ka rin makakakita ng mga misspelled trade names na naka-paskil s mga establishments like “Car for Rant”, “Barbar Shop”, “Cheken Restrant” and many others. i’m sure some people here can identify few of them.

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24 08 2011
senior60

maipasok lang, isang writing on the wall…

jesus is my save your

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23 08 2011
danny

…”This just in: Standard & Poor’s has downgraded Colonel Moammar Gadhafi’s fashion taste”

…mga tela ng seat cover tsaka kurtina d2 sa middle east iyan.

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23 08 2011
mike

Khadafy is dividing Libya..Libya minora at Libya majora hehee..

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24 08 2011
Trust

This is funny; may kabastusan nga lang pero funny pa rin. 🙂

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24 08 2011
hikatalomato

i would like to visit both, especially the capital clitpoli

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24 08 2011
mike

you can hit the G spot from there hika,, hehee

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25 08 2011
Anonymous

lol @ mike and hikata. green nga lang pero witty just the same lol…

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24 08 2011
isagani

umagang kay buga (abscbn) at unang hitit(gma)……

jejeje, talagang mahusay magtahi-tahi ng mga salita itong si ph.

sa mga di nakakapanood ng mga maagang programang ito:
umagang kay ganda (abscbn) at unang hirit (gma)

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24 08 2011
HildaK

Ang guapo mo pala, Mr. Heckler. Ibinoto kita. I love you!

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24 08 2011
professionalheckler

HUWAG maniwala sa larawan. 🙂 salamat po.

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24 08 2011
MPRivera

danny,

mga indians and pakistanis ang pasimuno ng maling ispeling na ‘yan.

sila ‘yung mga alam lahat ng trabaho pero hindi alam kung paano gagawin.

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24 08 2011
libertas

todays news headline:
ofw’s prefer to stay in libya than return home.

speaks volumes

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24 08 2011
markpere2010

Libya minora ang libya majora sounds like … Hahaha

Idol PH, dama ko na ang panalo mo sa Globe Tatt Awards this Friday! I am joining

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24 08 2011
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24 08 2011
markpere2010

Libya minora ang libya majora sounds like … Hahaha

Idol PH, dama ko na ang panalo mo sa Globe Tatt Awards this Friday! I am joining a contest by Globe to win free passes for that event. Sana po manalo ako so I can see you in person. 🙂

(please disregard po yung nauna kong post. nalito po kasi ako sa pag-click ng post.)

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25 08 2011
flor cano

heckler….na hack yung isang website mo?

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25 08 2011
dapithapon

oh no! na-hack pala ‘yung isa mong account, PH! buti na lang nandito pa wordpress account mo. 🙂

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26 08 2011
Empress Maruja

Mas gusto ko ‘yung “The Biggest Loser: PNoy Edition”

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30 08 2011
Venelin Stefanov

Mr Heckler that really brought me joy. Thanks a lot for the wonderfull humour.
Regards from Bulgaria. And I learnt my lesson well, I don’t hate my country so anymore!

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30 08 2011
professionalheckler

Hello there! Are u in Sofia?

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30 08 2011
Venelin Stefanov

At the moment no, but I plan to go to live there in the coming months. If you need any information or help, you are welcome! 🙂

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2 09 2011
Anonymous

Mr. Heckler (Loi), I enjoyed this post. First time for me to look into your blog after a long time (from NBC). You are good. Regards, MikeP.

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2 09 2011
Anonymous

Loi, a real good one. Enjoyed it much. Have not read your blog for such a long time (since NBC days). Regards, mikepedero

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3 09 2011
professionalheckler

hi sir! good to see, or should i say read u here!

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