TRAGEDIES

August 21
August 21, 2011:  The nation commemorates the 28th death anniversary of former senator Benigno Aquino Jr. Sadly, until now, the mastermind of the assassination has yet to be identified, defrosted or buried.

Former Senator Benigno Aquino Jr. was assassinated 28 years ago. If Ninoy were alive today, the 500-peso bill would look dull.

Forty years ago, also on  August 21, nine people were killed and 90 others were injured when the campaign rally of the Liberal Party in Plaza Miranda was bombed. Or as Communist leaders would secretly call it, “a success.”

Hostage Crisis
On August 23, the country marks the first anniversary of the Manila hostage crisis. To refresh your memory, eight Hong Kong Chinese nationals were killed on that fateful day by the hostage taker who was fatally wounded. Among the survivors were 12 tourists, 1 travel guide, 4 Filipinos, Alfredo Lim, Rico E. Puno, and all of DILG.

A year ago on August 23, eight HK Chinese tourists were killed by a dismissed Filipino cop. It came to be known as the Manila hostage tragedy. Or as Manila Vice Mayor Isko Moreno would say, “my finest moment.”

Survivors and relatives of those who were killed in last year’s Manila hostage crisis are in the country to mark the first anniversary of the tragedy. They are expected to visit the site of the carnage. As a security measure, no Filipino cop will be allowed to go near the area.

Malacañang had said that President Aquino would not meet with the survivors and families of those who were killed in last year’s Manila hostage tragedy. The victims’ relatives were considerate though. They said they’re willing to meet anyone from the Philippine government – except for Edwin Lacierda.

The MILF
Reports say the Moro Islamic Liberation Front has splintered into five factions making it the most fragmented group in the country today. In close second is the Aquino Cabinet.

The Moro Islamic Liberation Front admits that renegade MILF Commander Ameril Umbra Kato is giving them headaches. Umbra Kato is like the Peping Cojuangco of President Aquino’s family.

The Joker
Reports say Sen. Joker Arroyo has called on the government to remove former President Arroyo from the immigration watch list. People are shocked. They were like, “Senador pa pala si Joker Arroyo?!?”

Television
According to a new study, every hour that you watch television after the age of 25 shortens your life by 22 minutes… fueling rumors that Imelda Marcos and Juan Ponce Enrile do not have TV sets at home.

The Superstar’s Status
Asked about the status of her relationship with (live-in partner) one-time rapper and one-time actor John Rendez, Nora Aunor said they’re “just friends.” By the way, the Superstar just turned 18 last May 21.

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“In order to be a diplomat, one must speak a number of languages, including doubletalk.”
~ Carey Williams

August 21st
On this day in…
1986: Usain Bolt was born. His mother labored for only 9.58 seconds, the fastest in history.

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18 thoughts on “TRAGEDIES”

  1. …this historical era of the philippine politics shocked the world… and soon after, the filipinos. sa sobrang shock, ninakaw lahat ng paintings at mga gamit sa malacanang. lahat may mga bitbit paglabas ng palasyo. para bang riot sa UK recently.

    hugely profited by this was a man who now enjoy singing “wilhelmus” in the hague.

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  2. “Sadly, until now, the mastermind of the assassination has yet to be identified, defrosted or buried.”

    …hehe identified na Prof. idi-defrost na lng at bury sa Batac. kaya mo ba interview ung kaluluwa niya bago siya ilibing ha Prof.? pra nman mabasa natin ung side niya hindi ba? suspect din kasi ung cuz’ na laging lasing.

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  3. An extract from ninoy aquino speech in the US shortly before his murder. No wonder the oligarch mafia didn’t want him to return. It reads like his own death warrant.

    “Finally I do not believe in the monopoly of basic
    industries. Why should one family monopolize
    one electric company in the Philippines? Or why
    should one family monopolize the ownership of
    one airline company in the Philippines? Or why
    should one company monopolize the telephone
    company in the Philippines? Since the
    government is funding all of these to begin with,
    these families are borrowing from government
    institutions and must depend on government
    guarantees, then I say let the government own
    them and let the people share in the profit.”

    the ‘smiling dog’, as he is called in hong kong is the polar opposite of his father. The runt of the litter. Kris has a similar sounding title. What a screwed family.

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    1. “Since the government is funding all of these to begin with, these families are borrowing from government institutions and must depend on government guarantees, then I say let the government own them and let the people share in the profit.”

      Was Ninoy talking about Hacienda Luisita?

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  4. Rigged elections, wholesale corruption( politicians, generals, judges, police, govt officials), monopoly businesses, no freedom of information, journalist killings, no freedom of expression or art, rampant crime and murder, justice a joke, mafia-style families in charge, widespread poverty, a climate of fear.
    Libya, syria, egypt – no – the philippines.
    So much for ninoys vision.

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  5. The Joker stays submerged and hibernates… and comes up for air only when his Queen is in a tight situation.

    The guy should be at her side wherever she goes.. even if she leaves the country never to come back. After all, a Queen cannot be without her court jester by her side.

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