QUIZTION!

Quarterly Quiz
Test your knowledge of current events. No Googling please! Don’t cheat. Politicians hate competition. Good luck!

1: “If it’s a fight he wants, a fight he will get.” Sino ang nagbitiw ng linyang ito earlier this week?
A: Sen. Tito Sotto to Sen. Kiko Pangilinan kaugnay ng 2004 election fraud
B: Albay Gov. Joey Salceda to DOST Sec. Graciano Yumul matapos panindigan ng PAGASA na tama ang weather forecast nila sa Albay
C: Twitter War II: Patutsada ni Zambales Rep. Mitos Magsaysay, a staunch-Arroyo ally kay Sec. Ricky Carandang
D: Former First Gentleman Mike Arroyo to Sen. Panfilo Lacson matapos ibunyag ng senador ang umano’y maanomalyang bentahan ng helicopter sa PNP

2: Malacañang defended President Aquino’s recent appointment of Lt. Gen. Gaudencio Pangilinan as new director of the Bureau of Corrections. Si Pangilinan ay nahaharap sa kasong pandarambong o plunder. Ano ang depensa ni palace spokesman Atty. Edwin Lacierda?
A: “It’s the president’s prerogative to appoint people that he trusts.”
B: “Kung inyong mapapansin, mga miyembro lang naman ng oposisyon ang nag-iingay laban sa appointment ni General Pangilinan.”
C: “He is presumed innocent until proven guilty.”
D: “Eh ‘di magsumbong kayo sa lolo n’yong panot.”

3: Sino ang pinakamataas ng pinuno ng Commission on Higher Education o CHEd?
A: Weh? May CHEd pa pala?!? ‘Di nga?!?
B: Atty. Julito Vitriolo
C: Seryosong tanong ba ‘yan? May CHEd pa ba talaga?
D: Dr. Patricia Licuanan

4: “Kasi tingnan mo o, who will tell me? Who will tell me? Really! Did you guys even tell me? Wala eh. Nobody even stopped. Nobody informed. It’s like people were waiting for somebody to just do that. Bakit ako? ‘Di ba? Dapat i-inform, i-inform! I should have been informed, ‘yun lang ‘yun!” Sino ang nagsabi nito?
A: Malay ko! We don’t have people like that in our school. Go Ateneo! One Big Fight!
B: Ayokong sagutin! Eh kung maakusahan ako ng bullying?
C: I don’t know! Nobody informed me who that is.
D: Isa lang ang masasabi ko. Mananalo ang UP against UST on Sunday! Let’s go UP!

5: Sa kanyang State of the Nation Address, nabanggit ni Pangulong Aquino ang pangalang “Ginang Escasa.” Sino siya?
A: Dating OFW na umuwi, nagnegosyo, at nagtagumpay
B: Dati niyang teacher
C: Dating Pagcor employee turned whistleblower (P1-B coffee)
D: Dati niyang crush na nag-asawa na

6: Kung hahanapin mo ang babaeng nasa larawan, saan mo siya posibleng matagpuan?
A: St. Luke’s Medical Center
B: Office of the Communications Group
C: PCSO Office
D: ABS-CBN Newsroom

7: Kumpletuhin ang tweet ni palace spokesperson Edwin Lacierda kamakailan: “_____________ is a liar then, he is a liar now.”
A: Garci
B: Genuino
C: FG
D: Bedol

8: Kababalik lamang ni Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez sa kaniyang bansa matapos itong sumailalim sa chemoteraphy. Where?
A: North Korea
B: Japan
C: Cuba
D: Brazil

9: Sa balitang napamahal ang bili niya sa kanyang bagong property sa Forbes Park, Makati City, ano ang reaksyon ni Cong. Manny Pacquiao?
A. “Ipapagpasa-Diyos ko na lang.”
B: “Kung nalamangan ako, eh di kasalanan ko na nagpalamang ako!”
C: “Intriga lang ‘yan. Hindi totoo ‘yan.”
D: “Pera lang naman ‘yan. Kikitain ko pa rin naman.”

10: Ayon sa 2011 Forbes Billionaires list, sino ang pinakamayamang Pilipino?
A: Lucio Tan
B: John Gokongwei Jr.
C: Jaime Zobel De Ayala
D: Henry Sy

11: Sino sa mga sumusunod ang may misis na former Bb. Pilipinas-Universe?
A: Atty. Koko Pimentel
B: Sen. Migz Zubiri
C: Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV
D: Atty. Edwin Lacierda

12: Kung gusto mong makausap ang lalaki sa larawan, sino ang dapat mong tawagan?
A: Amanda Coling
B: Nora Aunor
C: Charo Santos
D: Vice Ganda
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“Yes, there are times when something is legitimately not our fault. Blaming others, however, keeps us in a stuck state and is ultimately rough on our own self-esteem.”
– Eric Allenbaugh

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21 thoughts on “QUIZTION!”

  1. ang galing mo talaga mister heckler, ang galiiinng galing
    sa mga appropriate quotes, it amazes me ba talaga, di ba
    may volumes and volumes of quotation books ka for sure,
    kung papaano mo hahanapin ang tamang quote for a
    particular situation…

    aayyy parang binalik ko lang sinabi ko, sa palagay mo etchos,
    huwag mong sabihin na wala kang palagay dahil meron ka
    kahit kaunti lang..

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  2. who buys laptops at 67,000 when even my company can buy top of the range apples at 45,000 s/ware incl.

    a – calamity again
    b – imelda marcos
    c – any politicuan on a kickback
    d – an idiot with no respect for other
    peoples hard earnt money
    e – a pretentious autocue reader who is way out
    of his depth and suffers from delusions of grandeur

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  3. 9: Sa balitang napamahal ang bili niya sa kanyang bagong property sa Forbes Park, Makati City, ano ang reaksyon ni Cong. Manny Pacquiao?
    A. “Ipapagpasa-Diyos ko na lang.”
    B: “Kung nalamangan ako, eh di kasalanan ko na nagpalamang ako!”
    C: “Intriga lang ‘yan. Hindi totoo ‘yan.”
    D: “Pera lang naman ‘yan. Kikitain ko pa rin naman.”
    E: “Walang nakasulat na ganyan sa Bibliya.”

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  4. I got 10/12 correct, Idol PH. Hahaha. Kapag po nanalo ang UP this Sunday, baka po magka-chance tayong makapasok sa Final Four. Baka po palarin tayo this year. Believe!

    By the way, UPCAT na po uli this weekend. All the best na lamang po sa mga examinees. I wrote some “tips” for them po in my blog. 🙂

    http://rightonthemark.wordpress.com/2011/08/05/some-random-thoughts-for-those-taking-the-upcat-this-weekend/

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    1. ok since nilagay mo na rin ang link sa blogsite mo, wala akong choice but to visit it. at ngayong tapos na ang upcat, perhaps it is time to reveal my secret technique in how to deal with upcat.

      1st: get drunk before you take the test (para walang kaba at lalong tumalino)

      2nd: get drunk after the test (para mawala ang anxiety) and stay drunk until the result is out in january next year. if you pass, your parents will tolerate your drinking from this day until you are kicked out from up. if you don’t pass, well you can always use the excuse that you’re fuck*ng drunk when you took the exam, and your parents will buy it.

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