Top 15 Rejected State of the Nation Address Opening Lines
No. 15: “Bago ako magsimula… I am not under oath, am i?”
No. 14: “Ayaw na ayaw kong kayo ay nasasaktan. Kaya pinapangunahan ko na kayo: walang masyadong laman ang aking talumpati.”
No. 13: “For a change, ang State of the Nation ay ihahatid sa atin ngayong hapon ng isang taong matagal ko nang hinahangaan. Mga kababayan… Ms. Jessica Soho!”
No. 12: “Sorry to disappoint you. Wala akong baong joke tungkol sa aking buhay-pag-ibig.”
No. 11: “I’d like to acknowledge the presence of the distuinguished members of the Philippine Senate! Good afternoon to all of you especially to my future brother-in-law Francis Escudero. Pare, bahala ka na sa kapatid ko! Ikaw na lang ang umintindi!”
No. 10: “Let us show the world that Filipinos are a united people. Para matiyak na magti-trend worldwide ang speech ko ngayong hapon, use #SONA as hashtag on Twitter. Thank you.”
No. 9: “Lahat ng present sa joint session ngayong hapon ay automatikong kasama sa ating special raffle! At stake: ang pitong second-hand na SUVs na ibinalik ng mga obispo.”
No. 8: “Let us offer a moment of silence for the demise of my so-called lovelife.”
No. 7: “Kasama natin ngayong hapon ang tatlong ‘Bangkang Papel Boys’ na unang iniharap sa inyo ng nakaraang administrasyon! Sa araw na ito, opisyal kong inilulunsad ang masusing imbestigasyon upang alamin kung totoong may bangkang papel na ipinaanod sa Ilog Pasig ang mga batang ito patungong Malacañang. Mananagot sa batas ang mga sinungaling!”
No. 6: “Wala na ang Porsche ko! Palakpak naman d’yan!”
No. 5: “Ladies and gentlemen, our special guest of honor this afternoon… Kobe Bryant! Kobe! Kobe! Kobe!”
No. 4: “To Congresswoman Arroyo and her lawyer, Attorney Raul Lambino, I hope you’re watching. Enjoy!”
No. 3: “Hello! Kumusta kayong lahat?”
No. 2: “Garci, if you’re listening, nakikiusap ako sa ‘yo. Bawasan mo naman ang asking price mo. Hindi kaya ng budget namin eh.”
And the No. 1 rejected State of the Nation Address opening line…
“Hindi na ako magpapaliguy-ligoy pa. Narito ang mahabang listahan ng mga kasalanan ni Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo at ng nakaraang administrasyon… ”
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“George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.”
~Author Unknown
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now i am REALLY interested on what Pnoy’s opening line would be tomorrow!
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“mga minamahal kong kababayan” would be his opening line.
and definitely one favorite line would again be used…”at the end of the day”.
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This is a must-see SONA indeed! Let’s just wait and see uhm…
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i met amy at the mercury music awards in london.
such talent then and such a shame now.
‘ part of the ’27 club’
her music lives on.
god bless.
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you’ve met her? or you’ve seen her, whichever,
big time mo talaga, jet setter ba tawag doon?
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don’t your remember senior? anon is based in europe and rubs elbows with the elite and the intellectuals (i would suppose card carrying members of mensa too). i’m just envious. i hope i can shake the hand of the hand that shook the hands of a celebrity.
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sona.
‘my only objective in the next 12 months is to lose my virginity’
-puno doesnt count
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Sona
Predictable motherhood statements and a speech which tries to make a ‘do nothing’ president look as though he cares and does some work.
Better not to even listen , but instead go for a drink and do what gay-boy cant do.
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…si Prof. PH na ang pinakamaligayang blogger nitong mga nagdaang araw.
…wanna know why? kailangan pa bang imemorize iyan?
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kung pinakamaligayang tao, hindi na kailangan imemorize,
pero kung pinakamaligayang blogger, i wanna know why,
bakit nga ba danny?
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@senior60:
…check his message addressed to MVP.
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ay naloko na danny, akala ko tayo ang blogger hehe
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@senior60:
…ay ganon? mali ba ako? pasensiya na po tao lang. e ano b dapat ang tawag kay prof.?
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danny, mali nga ako
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me too! I can’t wait. And natawa ako sa quote about Washington. Tama nga naman!
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Patay na si Amy Winehouse??? 😦
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Hindi! Buhay pa siya!
Maski itanong mo pa sa kanya!
Hmmmp!
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@etchosera:
…hehehe cute ung pagiging sarcastic mo.
…pansin ko lng minsan tamang reply ka rin e ano?
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paminsan minsan, tamang reply, at times din maling reply!
ahihihihihihihi!
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mister heckler, parang hindi ka na updated sa lovelife ni kris,
sila na ni diet ocampo
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mister heckler, naiintriga lang talaga, true ba na may asking
price sina bedol at garci? kasi, parang you’re insinuating eh,
yun bang true nga but in the form of heckling?
sana man lang magka reaction ka ulit, violent or not, like the
first time, though, that was a long time ago
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Sona
‘Tax evaders worry not.
The ligots, garcia’s are safe. It was all smoke and mirrors to make the lazy sods in the senate look good.
Look at villarici – pawn or porn king – i dont know which, but 22 million owed in taxes and we let him go for 300k bail. I.e. it will never reach court in my lifetime so let him bribe the next govt. at least that will not be mine. That is the one truth i can say in my sona’
Ps – my helicopter is available to willing reporters – is the sex bomb from singapore here. If so she can ride my chopper anytime.
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d ba nablind item c chiz na bi/bading? heard about it sa blind item portion ng isang morning show sa dwiz, the one before the rowdy show na kasama ang tatay ni chiz. kaya daw iniwan ng misis. possible? probable?
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Naku!!! What’s new anyway?
Kahit si Boy Abunda, na-blind item na din na isa ring badinggelbells, di ba?
Si Senior60 din, di ba? Di ba di naman siya …….. bikolano?
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taaama ka etchos
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Sona
‘ you are my bosses so thank you for making me, the cojuangco clan, and the queen of all endorsers so much richer in the last 12 months.
This is the basis of aquinoeconomics. I and my kkk get richer – you get poorer but are too subservient to even complain. Communism meets feudalism wrapped up in an american model of politics that none of us can understand. Enrile has tried for 50 years and still doesnt have a clue about democracy, so what hope for the rest of you – no hope – so just suck it up and shut up.
Be thankful that the arroyos, marcoses, estradas, failed actresses and brain dead boxers are deciding your future. That is chinese democracy. Any idiot with money can buy a cash machine in politics and in the process make us the basket case of asia and the laughing stock of the world, with me as the circus clown. It makes me feel like ronald mcdonald – thats a step up from class clown at college.
Go and celebrate your good luck with a san miguel beer, some god awful goldilocks product and a jolibee.
And dont worry about the future. My chinese relatives will sort it out, and i will be retired as a hero just like marcos and arroyo. Amazing how every president is a hero whether they murder, plunder, or just do nothing. Idiots deserve what they get, or for 70% of the population what they dont get. Hehe
Anyone want a date
See you next year.
Must go. The presidential helicopter awaits. Musn’t get too close to the great unwashed’
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Great precis of the state of the nation
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I am always looking forward to reading your blog =D
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@No. 4: “To Congresswoman Arroyo and her lawyer, Attorney Raul Lambino, I hope you’re watching. Enjoy!”
It made my day! lol
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Ask a foreign journalist what do they think of the speech and send them an english version, it might have a different impact. If u consider that Hitler’s speech in german is 100 degrees less psychedelic.
Benigno S. Aquino III, Second State of the Nation Address, July 25, 2011 (English translation) | Off
http://www.gov.ph
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muna amateur, tuwing makita ko username mo, lagi kong
naalaala ang isang patimpalak dito sa atin ( di ba bisaya
ka rin? ) ang, amateur hour singing contest, wala lang…
based in europe si anon? akala ko nandito lang siya pero
out of the country most of the time, vacationing, having the
time of her life…
mabuti pa kaya try natin tanungin siya mismo, sasagot yon,
yan ay kung mag backread pa siya, sige nga…
anon, once and for all, where is your permanent address,
here or there…
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there
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ay sumagot nga…
but you are inconsistent, here and there should be your answer..
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