VICTORS

New DOTC Chief
Defeated vice presidential candidate Mar Roxas took his oath as DOTC secretary before President Aquino today, July 4. Of course, Korina Sanchez was also present in Malacañang. She was beside her husband and in front of her ex-future husband.

Top 5 Inadvertently Inserted But Omitted Portions of Mar Roxas’ Oath As Administered by President Aquino

No. 5: “I, Manuel Araneta Roxas II / do solemnly swear / that I shall remain loyal / to your ex-girlfriend now, my wife… ”

No. 4: “I, Manuel Araneta Roxas II / do solemnly swear / that I shall wait for my turn / to be appointed within the year / as Executive Secretary… ”

No. 3: “I, Manuel Araneta Roxas II / do solemnly swear / and I mean, i really can do swear/ It’s on YouTube!

No. 2: “Ako si Manuel Araneta Roxas II / pinuno ng grupong Balay sa gabinete / ay sumusumpang isusulong at pu-protektahan ang interes ng aking grupo laban sa interes ng mga taong Samar. So help me friendship.”

And the no. 1 inadvertently inserted but omitted portions of Mar Roxas’ oath of office as administered by President Aquino…

“I, Manuel Araneta Roxas II / do solemnly swear / that I will faithfully and conscientiously fulfill my duties / as DOTC secretary slash acting President of the Philippines…”

Today & Tomorrow?
DOTC First Lady Korina Sanchez and the woman being linked to DOTC Sec. Mar Roxas, Palace social secretary Susan Reyes
Ano ang sinasabi ng mga tao sa larawan?
A: “Tara, kiss tayo para mawala ang tsismis!”
B: “Ahihihi! Ayoko nga! Eh kung hambalusin mo ako ng iyong braso? Ang lapad pa naman!”
C: “Ganito humalik si Mar sa ‘kin! Mamatay ka sa inggit!”
D: “Ay! Iba ang style niya sa akin! Ahihihi Basta! Iba!”

Inday Sara
The good news is Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte is taking a leave of absence while the DILG investigates Friday’s punching incident. The scary news is her father, Vice Mayor Rodrigo Duterte is taking over.

Integrated Bar of the Philippines national president Roan Libarios has encouraged court sheriff Abe Andres to file a disciplinary complaint against Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte. Andres thanked Libarios for his support but the sheriff insisted that he’s a devout Catholic who’s strongly against suicide.

Asked if she regretted what happened last Friday, Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte explained she got incensed when violence erupted at the demolition. Ohhh, so she hated violence. What do you call then those three solid punches? Diplomacy?

Controversial Mayor Inday Sara Duterte has apologized for her outburst last Friday. Despite the apology however, a mass resignation has been announced by the Hyatt 10.

Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte says it’s okay if she gets disbarred for punching a court sheriff. What worries her more is the rumor that the Nevada State Athletic Commission is suspending her license to fight in Las Vegas.

Some people are comparing Mayor Sara Duterte to action king FPJ. Now that’s what you call South Poe.

Azkals Win
The Philippine Azkals clobbered the Sri Lanka Brave Reds in the FIFA World Cup qualifiers at Rizal Stadium Sunday. Watched by thousands of Filipinos, it was indeed a big win for… Studio 23!

President Aquino congratulated the Philippine Azkals for its 4-0 win against the Sri Lanka Brave Reds. The President believes the Azkals could have scored more goals if not for the heavy rains and the Arroyo administration.

null Filipino-German right winger Stephan Markus Cabizares Schröck was given a yellow card after almost trading blows with a Sri Lankan footballer. Schröck was pacified by teammates who reminded him that he had no right to punch an opponent. He was advised to run for city mayor first.

Thousands of Filipinos watched the PH-Sri Lanka game at Rizal Stadium. Among the attendees were ABS-CBN big boss Gabby Lopez, Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim, and Philippine Azkals First Lady Angel Locsin.

Top 5 Most Surprising Birthday Text Messages Received By Imelda Marcos on Her 82nd Birthday

No. 5: “Madam First Lady, remind lang kita huh! Ipinaglaban ko ang full military honors para sa asawa n’yo. Walang iwanan sa 2016, okay? Naragsak a kasangay! – Jojo B”

No. 4: “Uy, 82 years old ka na pala! Ang tatag mo rin huh! ‘Wag kang mag-alala. Bibigyan pa kita ng 50 more years! Wala kang choice. – Lord”

No. 3: “Dear Imelda, You’re the epitome of beauty, grace, wit, and charm. You’re compassionate and have nothing but love for the less-fortunate. Idolo talaga kita. Happy birthday! Nagmamahal, Imelda”

No. 2: “Ano ba ‘yan, nagpa-party ka na naman! Maawa naman kayo! Pagod na pagod na ako. Ang init-init na nga sa kinaroroonan ko, ayaw n’yo pa akong patahimikin. – Ferdie”

And the No. 1 most surprising birthday text messages received by Imelda Marcos on her 82nd birthday…

“gud am po ma’am! happy b’day po muna. naiwan n’yo nga po pala dito sa bahay ang formalin. kailangan pong mag-inject kayo 2day sabi ni doc. dadalhin ko po ba d’yan?”
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“Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.”
~Gandhi

Photo of the Weak
From the Facebook account of an entertainment talk show, this photo was posted by a viewer. We know the politician but who’s the girl?

Quotes of the Weak
“Ok lang na ma-disbar ako, sukad wala man ko nag-work as lawyer. Sayang lang ako 5 years nag-eskwela nga gihaguan nako. (It’s okay that I get disbarred. I never got to work as a lawyer anyway. I just wasted 5 years studying law.)
~Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte

“I had complete deprivation of my worldly and country assets. [After EDSA] we didn’t even know where to get our next meal.”
~Ilocos Norte Rep. Imelda Marcos who turned 82 last Saturday

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48 thoughts on “VICTORS”

  1. nice one again. kakatuwa ung imelda segment.hahaha. especially ung text ni Ferdie. wahahahaha.
    agree with the parting quote,you cannot say you abhor violence if u use violence to attain even the noblest intention. inday sara may have pure intentions in her heart and i will not discount her concern for her citizens but still the means that she used is certainly not right.
    the best ka talga idol. keep it up.

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  2. Great defense by Azkals. Good midfield play. Should have been a bigger rout had the forwards converted on so many chances.

    Coaching lapse in not removing Borromeo when the outcome was no longer in doubt. Result, he got carded and will miss the first leg of the 2nd round against Kuwait.

    But in any event, good showing for RP. Best so far. First win in 10 world cup qualifying games. First time to go to the next round.

    Will we get one of four slots for Asia?

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  3. teka nga lang muna ha, ang ama pala ni mayor

    na syang mayor before nagiging mayor si mayor

    ay syang vice mayor ngayon? at malamang kaysa

    hindi, next election, exchange position na naman

    sila? me ganuon?

    ayyy oo nga pala, me ganoun nga at sila nga

    only here in the pinas kaya?

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  4. Ayos AZKALS! Pero kaso mo, puro nga mga mongrel yang mga AZKAL na iyan… hindi mga purong Pinoy…pero OK lang, panalo pa rin! Lulubog na ang PBA!!! Mga Pinoys tigilan na ang walang kakuwenta-kuwentang basketball! 1970s pa huling kampeon ang mga Filipinos sa basketball….soccer na lang, baka may pag asa pa!

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  5. in defense of the good mayor, she was completely justified, the live tape showed that she was merely asking for a couple of hours delay in the demolition, the insistence of the sheriff to implement immediately the order of the court to the detriment of the poor is but an example of using the law to oppress those with shallow pockets.

    do not look at the sheriff as the victim here, he is the oppressor. in fact, a quick search would show that he has been previously suspended by the supreme court for graft and corruption. makes you wonder why he would insist in executing his charge immediately when davao city is in the middle of a flash flood, and the good mayor was merely asking for a delay of a couple of hours to prevent bloodshed as she was going to assist in the demolition, she just had her arms full due to the floods. makes one wonder indeed.

    now to all you detractors are made, listen carefully: this is how heroes are made.

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  6. @dhangers:

    …e2 nman kasing c pareng sheriff hindi rin sumapak e. nagmukha ka tuloy tanga. kinuwelyuhan ka na hindi ka pa nag-react? pati mga bodyguards e nakatanga lng. crystal clear tlga na kinatatakutan ang mga dutertes.

    …madam mayor duterte’s action illuminated her being and upbringing.

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  7. PH, maniwala ka ba namang hindi ka kilala ni TULFO? anonymous author daw dito sa http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/21226/her-father’s-daughter.

    either nahihiyang umamin na fan mo to or sobrang tanga lang at hindi alam mag google kung sino and ‘anonymous author’. with the internet, it doesn’t take rocket science to know that one needs to just try and type some words and see what comes up with the search.

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  8. Quotes of the Weak
    “Ok lang na ma-disbar ako, sukad wala man ko nag-work as lawyer. Sayang lang ako 5 years nag-eskwela nga gihaguan nako. (It’s okay that I get disbarred. I never got to work as a lawyer anyway. I just wasted 5 years studying law.)
    ~Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte

    …aw sige lang Ma’m Mayor… balik ra gihapon sa imoha ang tanang gi gastos sa pagka-lawyer nimo karon nga (in)famous na kaayo ka ra! mo-boto ra gihapon ang mga taga Davao nimo kung gan’ng mapatalsik ka sa pagka mayor sa sunod nga eleksyon… sa sunod sa Congress na pagdagan aron si Tongitsman Ed Lagman ang imong sapukon bwahahahaha…

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  9. alot has been said and done at nag kasakitan pa, i cant blame inday sara for punching the sheriff. After all, the motive is to delay the demolition for a couple of hours but the inconsiderate judge is the culprit here- for me! Inday sara is just doing her part in the bargain, though the punching is uncalled for. I’d prefer a punching mayora than any other big butt poli-fucking-ticians atleast she’s doing something for the welfare of her constituents. Im not from davao but from what i heard their mayor is doing a great job!

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  10. let us assume for a moment that hell was about to break loose just shortly before or when the mayor pleaded for two hours extension. must a person in authority i.e. the mayor, punch the sheriff because the latter did not see the logic and reason of her request? if the mayor was worried that a much violent outcome would happen if the demolition proceeded, could she not have just directed the sheriff to cease the demolition and that she would take full responsibility of her decision including being cited for contempt (at the very least) by the court for not following a lawful order? the sheriff could not do anything anymore once the mayor stops him from implementing the order for the sheriff’s authority to perform his duty is merely ministerial and under the supervision of the local government. the sheriff will have reason to justify his desistance of implementing a lawful order of the court and will not be held liable. on the other hand, the mayor will have her time in court to argue the reasonableness of her order to stop the demolition and thus be absolved of any liability including but not limited to the citation for contempt by the court. violence, like that of hitting the sheriff, may have forestalled a bigger violence, real or imagined, but there could have been some other way of avoiding a bigger violence without resorting to violence. yes passion and obfuscation got the better of the mayor i understand. for a better future, i hope a lesson can be learned from this unfortunate incident. we cannot teach our children that to attain peace, resort to violence is the only option.

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    1. well said sir jeproks2002 ^_^

      your last sentence however, works only in an ideal world, a world where survival of the fittest is not a law of evolution. although i think that the punching is uncalled for, we as a human being are built with a fight or flight mechanism during a critical moment. but then the mayor was surrounded by her bodyguards so i cannot say for sure that the fight action kicked off or she literally abused her position…

      anyway, i like your comment ^_^

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      1. thanks checkmate.
        we may not have a perfect world but it sure helps if we do whatever we can to provide our children a better world than what we grew up in. to work for a better world should be humanity’s legacy. if we start to believe, it may happen.
        i would like to believe that we should and must learn from this. it would be unfortunate if our leaders – including those at the dilg and the supreme court, will not learn a lesson from this incident. hopefully, a comprehensive guideline will be issued on how to implement a court order in instances such as the demolition of informal settlers.

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  11. well, there’s no excuse for the punching. i’d honestly do the same thing. You can’t blame her, that’s the initial reaction eh. ang punto eh kung bakit nya ginawa un. Hindi natin klngan maging abogado para maunawaan kung bakit binangasan nya yong sheriff. Wag na po tayong magpaka plastik at ipokrito. Kung yon ang kailangan para magtino ang nakakarame satin aba’y bakit hindi. Masyado ng matitigas ang mga bungo natin..aminin! Kaya kailangan natin ng pinuno na may kakayahang rendahan at kayang pumutol ng sungay. Ako’y isa lamang sa mga kabataan na may pakialam. Wala po akong malalim na pag intindi sa batas pero alam kaya ko pong gamitin ang aking common sense. Salamat PH sa pagkakataon na mkpag bigay ng opinyon dito sa inyong pahina. Diyos mabalos! an’t blame her, that’s the initial reaction eh. ang punto eh kung bakit nya ginawa un. Hindi natin klngan maging abogado para maunawaan kung bakit binangasan nya yong sheriff. Wag na po tayong magpaka plastik at ipokrito. Kung yon ang kailangan para magtino ang nakakarame satin aba’y bakit hindi. Masyado ng matitigas ang mga bungo natin..aminin! Kaya kailangan natin ng pinuno na may kakayahang rendahan at kayang pumutol ng sungay. Ako’y isa lamang sa mga kabataan na may pakialam. Wala po akong malalim na pag intindi sa batas pero alam kaya ko pong gamitin ang aking common sense. Salamat PH sa pagkakataon na mkpag bigay ng opinyon dito sa inyong pahina. Diyos mabalos!

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