New DOTC Chief
Defeated vice presidential candidate Mar Roxas took his oath as DOTC secretary before President Aquino today, July 4. Of course, Korina Sanchez was also present in Malacañang. She was beside her husband and in front of her ex-future husband.
Top 5 Inadvertently Inserted But Omitted Portions of Mar Roxas’ Oath As Administered by President Aquino
No. 5: “I, Manuel Araneta Roxas II / do solemnly swear / that I shall remain loyal / to your ex-girlfriend now, my wife… ”
No. 4: “I, Manuel Araneta Roxas II / do solemnly swear / that I shall wait for my turn / to be appointed within the year / as Executive Secretary… ”
No. 3: “I, Manuel Araneta Roxas II / do solemnly swear / and I mean, i really can do swear/ It’s on YouTube!”
No. 2: “Ako si Manuel Araneta Roxas II / pinuno ng grupong Balay sa gabinete / ay sumusumpang isusulong at pu-protektahan ang interes ng aking grupo laban sa interes ng mga taong Samar. So help me friendship.”
And the no. 1 inadvertently inserted but omitted portions of Mar Roxas’ oath of office as administered by President Aquino…
“I, Manuel Araneta Roxas II / do solemnly swear / that I will faithfully and conscientiously fulfill my duties / as DOTC secretary slash acting President of the Philippines…”
Today & Tomorrow?
DOTC First Lady Korina Sanchez and the woman being linked to DOTC Sec. Mar Roxas, Palace social secretary Susan Reyes
Ano ang sinasabi ng mga tao sa larawan?
A: “Tara, kiss tayo para mawala ang tsismis!”
B: “Ahihihi! Ayoko nga! Eh kung hambalusin mo ako ng iyong braso? Ang lapad pa naman!”
C: “Ganito humalik si Mar sa ‘kin! Mamatay ka sa inggit!”
D: “Ay! Iba ang style niya sa akin! Ahihihi Basta! Iba!”
The good news is Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte is taking a leave of absence while the DILG investigates Friday’s punching incident. The scary news is her father, Vice Mayor Rodrigo Duterte is taking over.
Integrated Bar of the Philippines national president Roan Libarios has encouraged court sheriff Abe Andres to file a disciplinary complaint against Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte. Andres thanked Libarios for his support but the sheriff insisted that he’s a devout Catholic who’s strongly against suicide.
Asked if she regretted what happened last Friday, Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte explained she got incensed when violence erupted at the demolition. Ohhh, so she hated violence. What do you call then those three solid punches? Diplomacy?
Controversial Mayor Inday Sara Duterte has apologized for her outburst last Friday. Despite the apology however, a mass resignation has been announced by the Hyatt 10.
Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte says it’s okay if she gets disbarred for punching a court sheriff. What worries her more is the rumor that the Nevada State Athletic Commission is suspending her license to fight in Las Vegas.
Some people are comparing Mayor Sara Duterte to action king FPJ. Now that’s what you call South Poe.
The Philippine Azkals clobbered the Sri Lanka Brave Reds in the FIFA World Cup qualifiers at Rizal Stadium Sunday. Watched by thousands of Filipinos, it was indeed a big win for… Studio 23!
President Aquino congratulated the Philippine Azkals for its 4-0 win against the Sri Lanka Brave Reds. The President believes the Azkals could have scored more goals if not for the heavy rains and the Arroyo administration.
Filipino-German right winger Stephan Markus Cabizares Schröck was given a yellow card after almost trading blows with a Sri Lankan footballer. Schröck was pacified by teammates who reminded him that he had no right to punch an opponent. He was advised to run for city mayor first.
Thousands of Filipinos watched the PH-Sri Lanka game at Rizal Stadium. Among the attendees were ABS-CBN big boss Gabby Lopez, Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim, and Philippine Azkals First Lady Angel Locsin.
No. 5: “Madam First Lady, remind lang kita huh! Ipinaglaban ko ang full military honors para sa asawa n’yo. Walang iwanan sa 2016, okay? Naragsak a kasangay! – Jojo B”
No. 4: “Uy, 82 years old ka na pala! Ang tatag mo rin huh! ‘Wag kang mag-alala. Bibigyan pa kita ng 50 more years! Wala kang choice. – Lord”
No. 3: “Dear Imelda, You’re the epitome of beauty, grace, wit, and charm. You’re compassionate and have nothing but love for the less-fortunate. Idolo talaga kita. Happy birthday! Nagmamahal, Imelda”
No. 2: “Ano ba ‘yan, nagpa-party ka na naman! Maawa naman kayo! Pagod na pagod na ako. Ang init-init na nga sa kinaroroonan ko, ayaw n’yo pa akong patahimikin. – Ferdie”
And the No. 1 most surprising birthday text messages received by Imelda Marcos on her 82nd birthday…
“gud am po ma’am! happy b’day po muna. naiwan n’yo nga po pala dito sa bahay ang formalin. kailangan pong mag-inject kayo 2day sabi ni doc. dadalhin ko po ba d’yan?”
“Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.”
Photo of the Weak
From the Facebook account of an entertainment talk show, this photo was posted by a viewer. We know the politician but who’s the girl?
Quotes of the Weak
“Ok lang na ma-disbar ako, sukad wala man ko nag-work as lawyer. Sayang lang ako 5 years nag-eskwela nga gihaguan nako. (It’s okay that I get disbarred. I never got to work as a lawyer anyway. I just wasted 5 years studying law.)
~Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte
“I had complete deprivation of my worldly and country assets. [After EDSA] we didn’t even know where to get our next meal.”
~Ilocos Norte Rep. Imelda Marcos who turned 82 last Saturday
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