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THE WHO

25 06 2011

THIS IS Final Jeopardy! Our category: THE WHO!
Answer:
Hindi si Ricky Lo,
Hindi si Deo Macalma,
Marunong mag-blind item,
Gabinete iniintriga!

Who is… The President?
Siya na nga!

GUESS THE CURSE, RIDE A PORSCHE!
“Sa totoo lang ho, mayroon kasing mga ibang miyembro ng Gabinete – mga dalawa, tatlo – kada makita ko, kaagad iniisip ko, ‘Ano kayang bad news ang dala-dala nito?’ Pinipilit ko na lang po na harapin, dahil talagang, kako itong taong ito, talagang penitensya ko na yata sa mundong ito.”
~President Aquino

For a chance to ride the President’s Porsche, correctly identify the three Cabinet members. To join, just key in PENITENSYA (space) Answers separated by a slash (space) Your Name, Age, Address, Short message to the President, and Signature, and send to 1-908-1-INTRIGERO. Entries without signature will be considered invalid.
Example of a valid entry:
PENITENSYA De Lima/Robredo/Ochoa Kristeta Escudero, 45, Marikina City, ‘Bakit ba may gano’ng hirit pa? Kawawa naman ang mga opisyal na tinutukoy mo! Kung ayaw mo sa kanila, sana kinausap mo na lang. Nakakaloka ka!’ (Signature to follow)

Rules:
1: The contest is open to all Filipino (or former Filipino) citizens of all ages, sexual orientation, and political affiliation.
2: The President and the members of his Cabinet, and their relatives up to the second degree of consanguinity or affinity are disqualified from joining the contest.
3: Kept women (if any) of Cabinet members are allowed to join the contest provided that their illicit affair won’t be exposed to the public 30 days before and after the contest.
4. Winners shall be announced live by President Aquino himself after his State of the Nation Address on July 25, 2011. There will be a delayed telecast at NBN 4 on the same date at 9PM preempting the live lotto draw.
5:Three lucky texters will have the opportunity to ride the President’s Porsche for a day.
6:The decision of the board of judges may not be final and may be appealed to the Supreme Court.

Text na!

Inspired by the President, here are three additional blind items:
Item No. 1:
Miss Finland is a cousin of Mr. High-Ranking Government Official.
Miss Finland used to have a girlfriend, female celeb Denmark Somalia.
Miss Finland and Denmark Somalia have since called it quits.
These days, Denmark Somalia is going out with Mr. High-Ranking Government Official’s other cousin, a guy.
Denmark Somalia is a certified chickboy: puwede sa chick, puwede sa boy.

Item No. 2:
What do feisty broadcaster Thailand Rwanda, and high-ranking official, Aruba Poland have in common?
They were once linked to the same woman – local politician, Bulgaria!

Item No. 3: (Courtesy of Alvin Elchico of dzMM’s SRO)
Government official Panama has been spotted at least four times at President Tower condo located at Timog Avenue, Quezon City with sexy singer, Albania. All along, I thought Albania would end up marrying veteran singer Hungary. Hiwalay na pala sila? Nakakapagtaka naman.

Fight of the Weak
President Aquino vs. Cotabato City Mayor Japal Guiani
“Kahapon po yata meron akong miyembro ng Gabinete ko na may kausap na ama ng kanyang lungsod. At wala hong bukambibig iyong ama ng lungsod na ‘to na amin pong dinalaw kundi po puro reklamo. Ang kawani po ng kasundaluhan at kapulisan ang siyang tumitibag ng tinatawag na water hyacinths. Pagkakataon na ito may problema para mapagbuklod ang ating mga komunidad para may patunguhan. Awa ng diyos, mukhang mahina ang pandinig ng kagalang-galang natin na mayor sa lugar na ‘yun, wala po siyang napakinggan. Pagpalain na lang siya ng Diyos.”
~President Aquino on Cotabato City Mayor Japal Guiani

Photo of the Week (Courtesy of Myra Gravoso Ramirez)
Titles sent by my Twitter followers:
From @torchie82: Ang Bakya Mo Nonong
From @joyagustin: High Heels
From @EdenBrion: Chairnelas
From @macevangelista: Stoollettos

Can you think of other titles for this photo?

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24 responses

25 06 2011
Luna Miranda

“Stoolletos” and “Chairnelas” are fabulous captions. Napaka-innovative naman ng mamang ito.:p

itong si Mayor naman, dati na nilang problema ang water hyacinth na yan, di man lang nakapaghanda! kung ang mga tao mismo sa lugar ay nagtutulungan bago sila natabunan ng water hyacinth ay siguro di ganyan kalala ang problema ngayon. nagpapaka-astig naman si Mayor, wala ba syang konsehal na naka assign magbantay ng water hyacinth?:p

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25 06 2011
etchosera

on Stoollettos and Chairnelas……..KORAK!

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27 06 2011
hikatalomato

how about sapastilts (sapin sa paa + stilts)?

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25 06 2011
darkcheron

Pnoy is such a great example to future presidents. He is all that they shouldn’t aspire to become. Puro na nga complaints ngayon naman sarili nyang tao nilalaglag nya. When can we ever just see results instead of hear him whine or bitch around? So unethical…

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28 06 2011
joy

i agree with you, darkcheron. pero wag na tayo magtaka sa pagiging ganyan nya, e sino kasi kapatid nya? :-))))

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25 06 2011
Victoria N. Navida

Pnoy’s comment on the 3 officials are confusing: what does he want to convey? 1) the 3 officials tells him the real pictures of their areas of responsibility and thus always a bad news to his ears, or 2) the 3 officials are the cause of his embarrassments because they do not perform well or always do the wrong things……what is it really?….his comment about Mayor Guiani, is uncalled for coming from a president…..be a real statesman, Mr. President and please do not use as an excuse the no. of days and years of his administration as a reason for not having a solution to the water hyacinth problem…..with the bunch of great minds in government, he should have at least ordered them to give some ideas on what to do with the problem….his response of “were only 100 days as administrators of the country” is not acceptable coming from the leader of this country…how sad…..we want to help, but please lead us to the right path of progress……

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25 06 2011
senior60

basta blind items, itlog

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25 06 2011
senior60

re: fight of the weak

bakit pa kasi pumunta doon pagkatapos mag pa picture

taking lang pala sa bridge..

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25 06 2011
senior60

re: photo of the week

ang arte arte naman ni dodong…

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25 06 2011
Paul

When these cabinet members started working with Pnoy, they should have known that he is just a simpleton who cannot think through problems, cannot operate a feedback loop, cannot take stress, and would rather be humored all the time. For the sake of the country they should run things without Pnoy to arrest the downward spiral of government

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25 06 2011
libertas

p-noy only wants to hear good news and for the papers to print good news.
he is a serious liability for the country and his ostrich style is indicative of his indecisiveness, incompetence and lack of inspiration to his colleagues, and those fools who could not see past the slogans and voted for him should also take their share of the blame. but of course they wont.

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25 06 2011
derdo

Kakahilo ng mga blind item. Alam ko lang si Hungary at Albania. Sigh. Curious.

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25 06 2011
Centrino

Showbiz na showbiz and dating ni PNoy. I can’t believe those words came from the mouth of a President, ang babaw. Kailangan pa ba talagang sabihin sa Public yan? tsk.tsk.tsk.

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26 06 2011
Paul

Based on that statement and the content of his past speeches, it is easy to see that PNoy has no intellectual and emotional depth…. always like a 4-year old child seeking instant gratification

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26 06 2011
darkcheron

Tell me about it! Hell, I can’t believe he’s the effing president! lol.

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26 06 2011
Emily B

Please naman ang hirap ng blind items mo, I thought i would only suffer when i watch SRO on weeknights now i have to agonize over your blog. Yung bang mga names ay initials of the mga guess who? Clue naman please, please Thank you

i dont want to say anything about Pnoy i need to work to live

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26 06 2011
professionalheckler

ALAM po ni Ms Lynda Jumilla ang answers sa blind items. 🙂

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26 06 2011
markpere2010

wg nyo na pagalitan si Pangulong Aquino for being so taklesa. Kaya nga sya kapaid ng queen of talk na si Kris Aquino, ‘di ba? Haha. His tactlessness reminds me of how Kris repeatedly opted to wash her dirty linen in public when she was still married to James Yap. Pwede naman isettle in private yun

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26 06 2011
vangie

Presidente ba talaga ng Pinas yan? If he can not lead his cabinet member , what are we going to expect on his leadership? Kung failure ang tao nya, sino kaya ang dahilan?

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26 06 2011
zipppo

Blind Item no. 1:

Miss Finland = TAMA!

High Ranking Gov’t Official = TAMA!

Denmark Somalia = TAMA!

other cousin = WRONG!

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27 06 2011
hikatalomato

pussymouth, pussymouth, where have you been?
i’ve been to cotabato to visit the hyacinths.
pussymouth, pussymouth, what did you there?
i smoked 2 packs of cigarettes and drink 4 bottles of beer.

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27 06 2011
gerrycho

its difficult to learn the habit of … “if you have nothing good to say, just don’t say it…”

can’t he not just talk to his cabinet?
hindi naman puedeng puro na lang sya sisi…

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27 06 2011
Cryptoverbalist

Grabe! BI #3 lang alam ko. Nakapagtataka nga!!! 🙂
PH, clues pa sa BIs 1 & 2.. please????

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29 06 2011
pasingit

idol, grabe hirap ng blind items mo.
nakuha ko lang yung last (nakapagtataka kasi)…
pero di ko alam yung Albania.
mas madali pa hulaan ang BIs ng SRO.
kasi makukuha mo sa “clincher” clues nila ang sagot.

pero ikaw, idol, sadista!!! lol

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