THIS IS Final Jeopardy! Our category: THE WHO!
Hindi si Ricky Lo,
Hindi si Deo Macalma,
Marunong mag-blind item,
Who is… The President?
Siya na nga!
GUESS THE CURSE, RIDE A PORSCHE!
“Sa totoo lang ho, mayroon kasing mga ibang miyembro ng Gabinete – mga dalawa, tatlo – kada makita ko, kaagad iniisip ko, ‘Ano kayang bad news ang dala-dala nito?’ Pinipilit ko na lang po na harapin, dahil talagang, kako itong taong ito, talagang penitensya ko na yata sa mundong ito.”
For a chance to ride the President’s Porsche, correctly identify the three Cabinet members. To join, just key in PENITENSYA (space) Answers separated by a slash (space) Your Name, Age, Address, Short message to the President, and Signature, and send to 1-908-1-INTRIGERO. Entries without signature will be considered invalid.
Example of a valid entry:
PENITENSYA De Lima/Robredo/Ochoa Kristeta Escudero, 45, Marikina City, ‘Bakit ba may gano’ng hirit pa? Kawawa naman ang mga opisyal na tinutukoy mo! Kung ayaw mo sa kanila, sana kinausap mo na lang. Nakakaloka ka!’ (Signature to follow)
1: The contest is open to all Filipino (or former Filipino) citizens of all ages, sexual orientation, and political affiliation.
2: The President and the members of his Cabinet, and their relatives up to the second degree of consanguinity or affinity are disqualified from joining the contest.
3: Kept women (if any) of Cabinet members are allowed to join the contest provided that their illicit affair won’t be exposed to the public 30 days before and after the contest.
4. Winners shall be announced live by President Aquino himself after his State of the Nation Address on July 25, 2011. There will be a delayed telecast at NBN 4 on the same date at 9PM preempting the live lotto draw.
5:Three lucky texters will have the opportunity to ride the President’s Porsche for a day.
6:The decision of the board of judges may not be final and may be appealed to the Supreme Court.
Inspired by the President, here are three additional blind items:
Item No. 1:
Miss Finland is a cousin of Mr. High-Ranking Government Official.
Miss Finland used to have a girlfriend, female celeb Denmark Somalia.
Miss Finland and Denmark Somalia have since called it quits.
These days, Denmark Somalia is going out with Mr. High-Ranking Government Official’s other cousin, a guy.
Denmark Somalia is a certified chickboy: puwede sa chick, puwede sa boy.
Item No. 2:
What do feisty broadcaster Thailand Rwanda, and high-ranking official, Aruba Poland have in common?
They were once linked to the same woman – local politician, Bulgaria!
Item No. 3: (Courtesy of Alvin Elchico of dzMM’s SRO)
Government official Panama has been spotted at least four times at President Tower condo located at Timog Avenue, Quezon City with sexy singer, Albania. All along, I thought Albania would end up marrying veteran singer Hungary. Hiwalay na pala sila? Nakakapagtaka naman.
Fight of the Weak
President Aquino vs. Cotabato City Mayor Japal Guiani
“Kahapon po yata meron akong miyembro ng Gabinete ko na may kausap na ama ng kanyang lungsod. At wala hong bukambibig iyong ama ng lungsod na ‘to na amin pong dinalaw kundi po puro reklamo. Ang kawani po ng kasundaluhan at kapulisan ang siyang tumitibag ng tinatawag na water hyacinths. Pagkakataon na ito may problema para mapagbuklod ang ating mga komunidad para may patunguhan. Awa ng diyos, mukhang mahina ang pandinig ng kagalang-galang natin na mayor sa lugar na ‘yun, wala po siyang napakinggan. Pagpalain na lang siya ng Diyos.”
~President Aquino on Cotabato City Mayor Japal Guiani
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