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JUST MARRIED

21 06 2011

SENATOR MIRIAM Defensor-Santiago and Atty. Narciso Santiago Jr. renewed their vows Saturday. Among the attendees were prominent and controversial politicians including Vice President Jejomar Binay, Ilocos Rep. Imelda Marcos, Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, former president Joseph Estrada, and Senators Jinggoy Estrada, Bong Revilla, Antonio Trillanes IV, Pia & Alan Peter Cayetano, Loren Legarda, Miguel Zubiri, and Manny Villar.  Observers say there was ease in finding  these VIPs inside the Cathedral.  They were all seated in a row labeled: ‘This is where your taxes go.’

Aside from known political adversaries like President Aquino and Congresswoman Arroyo, and Executive Secretary Jojo Ochoa and Mr. & Mrs. Mar Roxas, the ruby anniversary of Sen. Miriam and husband Jun also brought together business rivals; executives from competing broadcast networks, and publishers/owners of leading broadsheets. The event thus made Senator Santiago the frontrunner for next year’s Nobel Peace Prize.

In keeping with tradition, the Santiago couple invited Imelda Marcos, Heart Evangelista, Edgardo Angara, and Mar Roxas – something old, something new, something borrowed, and something blue.

Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago picked President Aquino as best man… fueling speculations it was a shotgun wedding.

Top 10 Things Overheard at the Santiagos’ Renewal of Vows

No. 10: “I now pronounce you husband and strife.”

No. 9: “Hello Mr. Vice President! Finally, nakita rin kita in person. Thank you sa iyong Solomonic solution. Matutuwa si Ferdie. Don’t worry, ‘di ka pababayaan ng aking mga constituents sa 2016.”

No. 8: “Ay! Siya ba ‘yong mister?!? Akala ko, assistant ni Mr. Shooli sa ‘Mongolian Barbecue.’

No. 7: “You’re so sexy in your gown. Sabay ba tayong uuwi mamaya?” | “Edong, not here, ok? Maraming tao. Behave!”

No. 6: “Hindi ko sisimulan ang misa hangga’t ‘di lumalabas ang mga pro-divorce na nasa loob ng cathedral, with the exception of Senator Santiago. Bibilang ako ng tatlo. Isa… ”

No. 5: “I’m warning you Mar. ‘Wag na ‘wag na ikaw ang unang babati sa Ochoa na ‘yan kung ayaw mong mag-away na naman tayo pag-uwi sa bahay!”

No. 4: “Senator Trillanes, hi! I don’t think we’ve been introduced. I am Manny Pangilinan. I’m pleased to meat, er meet you.”

No. 3: “O, nagulat kayo ‘no? Inisship n’yo, ‘di ako shishipot dahil naoshpital ako lassht week. Neck neck n’yo!

No. 2: “Pare naman! Wag mo nang kunin ang number! ‘Yong syota n’yan, beinte-dos anyos na Brazilian model. Ikaw, singkwenta’y uno na!”

And the top thing overheard at the Santiagos’ renewal of vows…

“Do you take this woman to be your awfully wedded wife?”
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“Non-marriage now is apparently a fashion among young people. I think they’re missing out on something. It’s very nice to come home and obtain catharsis by scolding your husband if you do not scold anybody in your office.”
~Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago

Quote of the Weak
“Galit ang DENR sa nangyari na ‘yon. Puro plastic!”
~Ang live na reaksyon ng news anchor na si Noli De Castro sa TV Patrol (6/20/211) matapos iulat ni Jorge Cariño ang pagsasama-sama ng magkakalaban sa pulitika at negosyo sa ruby anniversary ng mag-asawang Miriam at Jun Santiago noong Linggo

In Other News
According to the latest Social Weather Stations survey, President Aquino’s net satisfaction rating dropped from “very good” to “good.” Bad.

Malacañang downplayed the latest drop in President Aquino’s net satisfaction rating. According to presidential spokesman Edwin Lacierda, “the level of dissatisfaction did not increase nationally.” It remained at 18 percent plus or minus shooting buddies.

You Have Spoken
Sa pagkakaugnay sa isa’t isa nina Kris Aquino and Sen. Chiz Escudero, your take:
– WALANG masama. Bagay naman sila. 7.22%
– UTANG na loob. Tigilan na ‘yang isyung ‘yan! 78.33%
– Hintayin na lang natin ang susunod na kabanata. 14.45%

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48 responses

21 06 2011
Marife Guzman

I had my own take on the ruby anniversary “fiasco” including a laughter that bordered on diabolical (hahaha) but I knew you’d come up with something much better. Way to go TPH!

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21 06 2011
doanel10@yahoo.com

Astig na mga comment ni kabayan, pede ng ipunin para sa isang compilation, haha. Pinakagusto ko yung comment niya sa mga iskwater” OK kayo a, iskwatrer na nga kayo, nagpaparent pa.” Keep them coming!

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21 06 2011
markpere2010

Idol PH, I was quite surprised to hear Kabayan say that last night. I’m not sure though kung he really intended his remark to be heard on-air or unaware lang sya na tapos na ang lead-in before him. And I’m also curious. Pamangkin po ba or apo or what ni Miriam si Heart Evangelista?

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22 06 2011
professionalheckler

the good senator was quoted to have said that heart was “irresistibly charming” and that the actress is like her “virtual daughter.” whatever that means.

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22 06 2011
markpere2010

“Virtual” – so meaning, daughter po nya sa Facebook? Hahaha. Thanks for the clarification, Mr. PH!

PS: *Bagay po sila ni P-Noy. Pareho silang Chinese. Wahaha.*

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22 06 2011
Pongster

Hear supposedly was the long-time crush of the Senator’s deceased son.

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21 06 2011
DEL

Pakipalitan yung name ng DEL, hahaha. nagkamali ako ng pinaglagyan

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21 06 2011
loidski

ang di ko maintindihan eh kung pano naging bridesmaid si Heart…someone please answer. thanks.

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22 06 2011
professionalheckler

the good senator was quoted to have said that heart was “irresistibly charming” and that the actress is like her “virtual daughter.” whatever that means.

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22 06 2011
Anonymous

from various sources:
a) Heart is said to be the ‘crush’ of the senator’s 2nd son.
b) The Senator is Heart’s lawyer (http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=639923&publicationSubCategoryId=96)
c) senmiriam also replied to a tweet: …friends…with parents of Heart.

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21 06 2011
Cherrylyne Pablo

As an environmentalist, seeing those ‘plastic’ in one venue is such a sore in the eye…day of non-biodegradables

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21 06 2011
libertas

I have just heard belatedly that my ex- boss has died.

He changed lives through his management and mentoring style, and changed industries through his passion and creativity, to such an extent that the institute of management in the UK now has an annual memorial lecture in his name.

I say this firstly out of personal respect for a great manager and visionary who was my mentor, but secondly to contrast it with the ongoing soap operas of politicians renewing vows as though they were royalty and this incestuous social scene of excess.

When they work 100 hour weeks as my ex-boss, and i did, to develop new products and create new companies then i may give them a thought but until then these parasites should not gain from the oxygene of publicity without some reason or achievement.
No wonder they want to keep foreign companies and competition away. It might mean someone actually has to work rather than steal and the feudalism which maintains their lifestyle at the expense of the poor would be threatened and their inadequacies exposed. god forbid the amoebas have to deal with real life.

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22 06 2011
etchosera

Naku ‘Teh, sino ba naman kasi ang maysabi sayong magtrabaho ka rin ng 100 hours a week…. tapos ngayon rerekla-reklamo ka.

At kung wa ka daw weather to give these parasites a thought….. wa din naman daw silang weather sayo.

PATAS LANG!

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22 06 2011
timpaul

hahaha! I miss you,
etcho.

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21 06 2011
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21 06 2011
Pongster

Was Kabayan invited to the Miriam wedding? Did he attend?

How about SP Enrile? Speaker Belmonte? CJ Corona?

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22 06 2011
senior60

re: quote of the week, nag sour-graping lang si noli dahil

hindi naimbitahan..

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22 06 2011
senior60

sino ba kabit ni angara? ikaw etchosera , alam mo?

huwag mong sabihin please na si aiza ang tanungin
ko dahil hindi ko alam papaano sya cocontakin…

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22 06 2011
eddibumangon

senior, ba’t di mo tanungin si leviste sa sunod na makalabas siya ng kulungan…

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22 06 2011
etchosera

Ayan Senior, mag-abang ka na sa gate ng Bilibid….. NOW NA!

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23 06 2011
senior60

huwag na lang eddi, ang tagal pa kaya…

ayaw ko nga etchosera, baka mapagkamalan akong secu….

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22 06 2011
senior60

grabe naman si pangilinan, kaka meet lang, meat agad?

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22 06 2011
hikatalomato

kaya nga Manu Pangilinan ang tawag ko sa kanya ñor. manupangilinan!

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23 06 2011
senior60

manu agad?

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24 06 2011
dondee

Bakit hindi “Chino” para mas descriptive. Matagal siyang tumira sa HK di ba?

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22 06 2011
libertas

p-noy is now teaching kim henares and de lima to shoot.
pleased they all have so much spare time.
he should have been in the army.
shooting at targets that dont move or fire back is hardly sport – just like firing a lowly weatherman.

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22 06 2011
Anonymous

VP de Castro was not invited kaya kung ano-ano ang sinasabi nandon pa naman ang boss nyang si Oscar Lopez & Ms. Korina Sanchez Roxas ng ABS konting respeto lang Mr. VP at dahan dahan sa comment. Hindi magandang pakinggan from a former Vice President of the land.

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22 06 2011
etchosera

Ayyyy! Former Vice President of the Land pala si Kabayan?

Bakit parang di man lang naramdaman ng mga utaw?

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23 06 2011
Paul

De Castro should know since he was once part of this circle of people whom voters love to put in positions to fool and oppress them using their own money

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22 06 2011
Anonymous

heart was the crush of the good senator’s dead son, that’s why she consider heart her virtual daughter

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22 06 2011
pacia.lidudado@gmail.com

Kabayan’s comment made me laugh hard my husband asked why

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22 06 2011
etchosera

…and what’s your answer?

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22 06 2011
libertas

according to malacanang we have a president who is not personally corrupt. 1
but he is simple, lazy, turns a blind eye to corruption in his friends and backers, and is indecisive, with no vision or strategy. -5
game over

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23 06 2011
Paul

Game over for Pnoy? I wish

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23 06 2011
eddibumangon

Following exactly in the footsteps of his mother…assuming an honest face to the world and let her friends and kamaganaks do all the stealing and plundering.

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23 06 2011
libertas

so right.
pity he does not have the passion or intellect of his father.
the country goes from dictator to plunderer to incompetent.

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23 06 2011
etchosera

Naku Koya Eddi, nose blade naman ako!

Wag nang inglisan…. you know?

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22 06 2011
danny

…if they would only unite in force to lead the philippines to her glory…. tsk! tsk!! tsk!!!

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22 06 2011
etchosera

Please lang, tapos na termino ni Glory, wag nang ibalik!

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23 06 2011
senior60

oo nga…

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24 06 2011
senior60

gusto ko lang iklaro na ang reply kong ito ay para kay danny..

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25 06 2011
etchosera

Juicemio Senior!

Alangan namang para kay Koya Eddi yan, no?

Jaena Kuh!

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25 06 2011
etchosera

ako rin! ako rin!

Para kay danny din ang reply ko ……..pero ayaw ko pong i-klaro.

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27 06 2011
senior60

baka kasi sabihin na ikaw ang sinang-ayonan ko etchosera,

‘di dalawa na tayong etchosera, gusto mo yun?

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22 06 2011
timpaul

AYos si kabayan. Parang
taken from Professional Heckler yung comment nya!

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22 06 2011
Ka Enchong

No. 8: “Ay! Siya ba ‘yong mister?!? Akala ko, assistant ni Mr. Shooli sa ‘Mongolian Barbecue.’

May hawig nga kay Kuhol, harharhar.

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23 06 2011
a solemn punch

Hahaha! Pareng Idol, nag-enjoy akong magbasa ng comments at don mismo sa post mo! Ang kukulit lalo na si etchosera.

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23 06 2011
etchosera

Ayyyyyy! Ako na naman?

Ako …. ako, puro na lang ako!

Mabait po ako, kahit itanong mo pa sa akin!

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