Sen. Ping Lacson is planning to write a book about his “colorful career” as a cop. But retelling those exploits won’t be easy. It’s torturous.
Reports say Senator Panfilo Lacson is planning to write a book. In it, he said, “sasabihin ko kung saan ako nagtago.” Is he writing a memoir, or coming out with an atlas?
Senator Panfilo Lacson says his book will “set the record straight.” He’s not.
Top 5 Rejected Titles for Senator Panfilo Lacson’s Book
No. 5: Around the World in 365 Days
No. 4: Ang Pumatay ng Dahil Sa ‘Yo
No. 3: The Strange Case of Dr. JeKill and Mr. Hide
No. 2: Bala at Lipstick
And the No. 1 rejected title for Sen. Panfilo Lacson’s book…
Memoirs of A Gay Sha
Sen. Panfilo Lacson confirms senators and congressmen will receive additional pork barrel funds from the road users’ tax. Tuwid na daan, anyone?
GMA Sued, Hospitalized
A Protestant group has filed a P5.4-million civil suit against former president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo for the alleged killing and abduction of its members. The former president has yet to react on the suit although her cervical spine just did.
Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was hospitalized due to severe pain in the neck area. The former president was diagnosed with cervical spondylotic radiculopathy C3-C6 secondary to degenerated discs and osteophytes with severe neural narrowing at C3 C4 C5 C6 left. In layman’s term, karma.
PNP chief Director General Raul Bacalzo says 133 cops have been sacked for various offenses in the past six months. That’s 133 down; 2000 to go!
La Salle is now 100 years old. Or as Sen. Loren Legarda would say, “promising.”
De La Salle Univeristy is now 100 years old. I bet it has a rich history.
New York Rep. Anthony Weiner has just lost his seat in Congress. He’ll probably lose his wife too.
Cong. Anthony Weiner has just resigned. And Virginia Torres was like, “Don’t look at me!”
Preparations are reportedly underway for President Aquino’s second State of the Nation Address otherwise known as ‘Believe It Or Not.’
This just in: Amid tensions, China has sent one of its largest maritime patrol ships into the South China Sea. Unfazed, the Philippines is sending Albay Governor Joey Salceda. Bongga!
“Anyone who believes you can’t change history has never tried to write his memoirs.”
From My Inbox
Is she really sick or not? You be the judge.
You Have Spoken
Have you dated someone na una mong nakilala sa social networking sites like Facebook, Friendster or Twitter?
– OO naman. Wala namang masamang makipagkaibigan, right? 16.23%
– WALA! Hindi ako gano’n ka-adventurous. 78.57%
– Secret. Walang clue. 5.19%
Have a great weekend!