BULLY


Weather Update
Isang bagyo ang namataang pabalik-balik sa Philippine area of responsibility. Namonitor ito sa timog, timog silangan ng Quirino Atoll sa West Philippine Sea. Kapag tuluyang pumasok sa bansa, ito ay tatawaging Bully. Si Bagyong Bully ay may international code name na China.

Si China ay may taglay na lakas na 290,000 active personnel at reserved personnel na umaabot sa bilang na 1,675,000 malapit sa gitna. Naninindigan si China na pag-aari niyang lahat ang mga islang kanyang tinatahak.

Nauna rito, naobserbahan din ang galaw ni China sa Reed Bank, 80 nautical miles mula sa kalupaan ng Pilipinas.

Kung magpapatuloy ang galaw ng bagyo ay magkakaroon ng manaka-nakang kulog at kidlat ng protesta. Ang temperatura ay maglalaro sa pagitan ng mainit at malamig na pakikitungo kay China.

Ang mga Pilipinong sundalo na nasa mga islang tinatahak ng bagyo ay pinapayuhang mag-ingat.

And for our final word this week:
“Ang tubig na tahimik ay malalim;
ang tubig na maingay,
may Intsik na naghuhukay.”

In It to Own It!
The Chinese government owns the Spratlys. Chinese businessmen ‘own’ Taal Lake. And the Chinese drug lords ‘own’ the Bureau of Corrections. Happy Independence Day everyone!

Kubols
Reports say the Department of Justice has deferred the dismantling of motel-like “kubols” inside the maximum-security compound of the New Bilibid Prisons. The report thrilled rich Chinese drug lords in Bilibid who earlier threatened to file a diplomatic protest if the DOJ pushed through with its plan.

From Weiner to Loser
New York Rep. Anthony Weiner admits he has been tweeting lewd photos of himself to women. In totally unrelated news, President Aquino’s speechwriter Mai Mislang has re-activated her Twitter account.

Congressman Anthony Weiner appeared on television earlier this week and apologized for his lapse in judgement.

New York Rep. Anthony Weiner admitted to lying about sending lewd pictures to women, and then, apologized. But Weiner still refuses to step down despite the withdrawal of support by the Hyatt 10.

Did you see the televised apology of New York Rep. Anthony Weiner after admitting that he had been sexting women? He appeared distressed, worried and sincere – doing exactly what Lupita Kashiwahara instructed him to do.

This just in: Cong. Anthony Weiner has expressed concern over the PLDT-Digitel merger. He can’t afford to lose SunCell’s unlitext.

Rare Finds
American and Filipino researchers have found 75 new and rare species of animals in the Philippines including laughing cicadas. A species of lawmaking crocodiles was also discovered but was later re-classified as common.

Governor Gone Wild
Did you know what happened in a local radio station in Kalinga province? A hard-hitting anchor was hit hard by the governor.

The governor of Kalinga confronted radio anchor Jerome Tabanganay and allegedly hit him with a microphone. The governor was identified as Jocel Baac more popularly known as >Divina Valencia.

Pacman & Paris
Interviewed on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Paris Hilton said she wanted to record a song with Manny Pacquiao. It will be a duet between a famous, filthy rich flirt, and Paris Hilton.

KC and Piolo
Tabloid reports say actor Piolo Pascual and tv host/actress KC Concepcion have called it quits. In all fairness to KC and Piolo, there were several people in showbiz who believed in their romance namely, both of them.
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“No matter how hard we might wish, we will not be able to transform China’s behavior overnight.”
~Madeleine Albright

Quote of the Weak
“Hindi ako agree sa divorce. Nasa Bibliya na bawal iano yung nasubo mo na, iluwa. Bawal mong iluwa yung nasubo mo na. Napakalaking kasalanan din ‘yon.”
~Sarangani Rep. Manny Pacquiao on divorce

You Have Spoken
Naniniwala ba kayong Samar Group ang dahilan kung bakit DoTC at hindi Presidential Chief of Staff post ang ibinigay kay Mar Roxas?
– Walang duda! Sila ang may pakana! 56.36%
– Katulad ng sabi ng Pangulo, espekulasyon lang ‘yan! 13.64%
– Abangan na lang natin. 30%

Have a safe and happy weekend!

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