KRISSY/MANNY

“HELLO THERE! I’m baaaaack! Gosh ‘di na ‘ko sanay! More than one year din kasi akong natengga ‘di ba? Remember, I left ‘The Buzz’ before the 2010 elections. Feeling ko tuloy, talunang Liberal Party candidate ako. Oooops, how mean of me to say that! Ayaw ni Ate Koring ng ganyan! Aha-ha-ha! Anyway, na-miss ko ‘to! Shobra! Kasi naman, ‘yong ‘The Price Is Right,’ parang wala lang ‘di ba? Hindi pa nag-rate. Aha-ha-ha. At least, honest ako! Promise, hindi talaga siya nag-rate!

Anyway, babalik na po ang Today With Kris soon! It will be called “KrisTV.” In fairness to me huh, ‘yong mga morning talk shows sa kabila, nawala nang lahat pero ako pabalik pa lang. Winner ‘di ba? Aha-ha-ha!

Before I introduce my special guest sa mock episode na ito ng ‘Today With Kris,’ gusto ko lang kumpirmahin sa mga followers ko sa Twitter… yup, my brother is dating again. And yes, I know the girl! Hay naku! The Inquirer kasi was so kulit so I was compelled to make kwento. The girl is Bunny Calica. Gosh, sorry Noy. Here I go again. ‘Di bale, promise last na daldal ko na ‘to. Basta, they’re dating and my sons Bimby and Josh have met her na in Malacañang when I made iwan the kids to Noy. She’s so pretty in fairness. I love her na – as of press time! Aha-ha-ha. But you know what? Magaling siya. Magaling siyang yaya. Aha-ha-ha I’m just kidding.  Love, love, love! Baka mamisinterpret na naman ako. Alam mo na! ‘Yon lang muna. Okay? Enough na! Magagalit na naman sa akin si Noy. Move on na tayo mga Kapamilya!

Just like everyone else, super excited po ako sa una nating guest! Naloloka ako sa dami ng issues sa kanya! Did you hear what he said the other day? “Go to the world and multiply!” Aha-ha-ha! Hindi ko siya kinaya! Go to the world talaga??? Where in the world? Aha-ha-ha! I’m sure excited na kayong lahat na makita siya! Ladies and gentlemen, would you please welcome… the 2-timing, 8-time world champion, Sarangani Representative Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao!”


Manny Pacquiao (MP): Maraming salamat Kris! Salamat po sa inyong lahat. Maraming maraming salamat. Think you. Think you.
Kris Aquino: Grabehhh, opening line mo pa lang, napaisip talaga ako! Think ako nang think! Aha-ha-ha! Kaloka ka! Anyway, mabuti naman at pinayagan ka ng kabila na mag-guest dito sa ABS-CBN Congressman.
MP: Uki lang. ‘Di naman nila alam. Kaya pag napanood nila itu, tiyak kasu ang aabutin mu! Hihihi Juks lang.
Kris: In fairness, hindi ka amusing.
MP: Uki lang! ‘Di ko naman alam kung ano ‘yong amusing. Hihihi Juks lang!

Kris: Hay naku Congressman, puro ka biro. Let’s go straight na nga lang sa mga issues! RH Bill. Bakit ayaw mo sa RH Bill?
MP: Siyimpri.
Kris: What?
MP: Ayaw ni Miyor Atienza eh. So ayaw ku rin.

Kris: Nabanggit mo sa TV interviews na labag sa kautusan ng Diyos ang RH Bill??? Is that so?
MP: Oo, is that so.
Kris: May sinabi bang gano’n si Lord?
MP: Uu naman. Kasi, sabi ng Mahal na Panginuun sa Bible, “Go to the world and multiply.” Bakit? Sinabi ba ng Panginuun na “Go to the world and RH Bill?” Wala naman ‘di ba?
Kris: May point ka! Aha-ha-ha
MP: Is that so? Hihihi

Kris: Sa isang interview noon kay Jinkee, inamin niyang gumamit siya ng pills para ‘di mabuntis. Si Jinkee ba, pro- o anti-RH Bill?
MP: Anti-RH si Jinkee.
Kris: Ano ba ‘yong RH? Rhanillo? Rhufamae? Rhamina? Aha-ha-ha! Joke lang!
MP: You’re not a muse sing! ‘Di ba nakatatlong lalaki ka rin naman?
Kris: Excuuuuuuuse me! Isa lang ang pinakasalan ko.
MP: Eh panu, kasal pa sina Feelip at Joey noong maging boylits mu. Hihihi

Kris: You know what? Nakakainis ka! Balik na nga lang tayo sa isyu. Have you ever used a condom?
MP: Ay hindi. Ayuku ng cundum. Walang fillings.
Kris: Are you sure? Never ka pang gumamit ng condom kahit sa ibang babae?
MP: Sekkkkrit, walang clue. Hihihi

Kris: What do you think of sex education?
MP: No. I don’t think of six education.
Kris: Ohhhh-kay.

Kris: Nag-threaten ang ilang anti-RH Bill groups na ‘di sila magbabayad ng tax once the RH Bill is approved. Susuportahan mo ba ang panawagan nila?
MP: Hindi! Madaya naman ‘yon. Ang laki-laki ng tax na ibinibigay ko ‘tapos sila hindi magbabayad? Wala sa Bible ‘yon!

Kris: Sabi ni Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago, stick to boxing and do not meddle with the RH Bill issue. Any reaction?
MP: Niririspito natin ang mahal na sinadura piro sana, maintindihan n’ya na wala naman ako sa meddle. Nasa tabi nga lang ako at nakikinig. Mali man siya.
Kris: Hinahamon ka rin niya ng suntukan.
MP: Uki lang. ‘Wag lang Inglisan. Baka ma-knock out tayo dun. Hihihi

Kris: Iwan na natin ang RH Bill dahil medyo mabigat na usapin ‘yan. Let’s talk about Jinkee. Ibang-iba na raw ang hitsura niya? Ano bang secret beauty regimen niya?
MP: Ano ba ‘yong regimen? Puwidi, mag-Tagalog na lang tayo Kris kasi nasa Pilipinas naman tayo?
Kris: Aray ko! Kasi naman ‘yung mga writers ng show, English ang nasa cue card! Na-lektyuran tuloy ako! Aha-ha-ha Ganito na lang: ano ang sikreto ng kagandahan ni Jinkee?
MP: Siyimpre babai.
Kris: Babae? What do you mean?
MP: Ganitu kasi ‘yan Kris. Kapag may tsismis na may babai aku, wala ‘yang ginawa kundi mag-Bilo. Bilo siya nang Bilo. Hanggang nabago na ang mukha niya at kamukha na nga siya ni Kristine Hirmusa. Kaya ‘yun tinigil ku na ang pambababai ku. Mautak din ang asawa ku ‘di ba?


Kris: Alam ng lahat Manny na noong nakaraang eleksyon, magkaiba tayo ng sinuportahan sa pagka-presidente. Inaway pa nga kita sa Twitter ‘di ba? Gosh, nagba-blush ka!
MP: Eh kasi, passed is passed. ‘Wag na nating ungkatin ‘yon.
Kris: Hindeee kasi gusto ko lang itanong sa ‘yo: nagsisisi ka ba sa pagsuporta mo sa talunang kandidato?
MP: Alam mo Kris, wala man akung pinagsisihan sa mga ginawa ku. Piro kung tatanungin mu aku kung tama ba ang nanalung kandidatu… taumbayan na lang ang huhusga. Piro sa akin, ang importante magkaisa tayu, magtulungan tayo para mawala ang kahirapan.
Kris: May tama ka! If you would allow me please Congressman, I’d like to take this opportunity para magpahatid ng mensahe sa mga naninira kay Noy dahil mababa daw ang ratings niya. Well… inggit lang kayo dahil never n’yong naabot ang 80 plus percent na approval and trust rating ng kapatid ko. ‘Yon lang! And pleaaaaaaaase! Alisin ang inggit sa katawan, okay?

Kris: Before we end, we’ll have a game. Siyempre, isa lang naman ang paboritong laro ng bayan ‘di ba? I’m sorry Tita Cory Vidanes pero I must say this. Hangga’t may ‘Pinoy Henyo’ ang ‘Eat Bulaga,’ hindi ito matatalo ng ‘Happy Yipee Yahoo…’ or something like that. Sorry talaga! Mariel, Pokey, friends ko kayo pero tanggapin natin, ‘Eat Bulaga’ is ‘Eat Bulaga!’
MP: And Anna Dezon is Anna Dezon!
Kris: Nakakaloka ka Congressman! Aha-ha-ha Kilala mo rin si Anna Dizon?
MP: Hindi. Piro lagi kung naririnig ‘yang linyang ‘yan. Tika, anu bang game?
Kris: Ayyyyy! Not listening. We’ll do Pinoy Henyo nga. Huhulaan mo ang isang word or phrase by asking Yes, No, or Puwede questions. Audience and everyone at home, the Henyo Word is (word appears on television screen): “Condom.” Kayo lang ang nakakaalam. Si Pacman, hindi. So Manny… we have 2 minutes. Go!

Manny: Tao ba ‘to?
Kris: Hindi!

Manny: Bagay?
Kris: Oo!

Manny: Makulay?
Kris: Oo!

Manny: Rainbow?
Kris: Hindeeee!

Manny: Kinakain?
Kris: Ahmmm… ‘di ko pa na-try. Gosh! Gusto kong mag-blush!

Manny: Anu ba talaga? Ang gulu mu! Kinakain ba?
Kris: Hindi!

Manny: Isinusuot?
Kris: Kurek!

Manny: Sa taas?
Kris: Hindi!

Manny: Sa gitna?
Kris: Oo!

Manny: Brief!???
Kris: Puwede!

Manny: Puwiding brief? Ahm.. boxer?
Kris: Hindi!

Manny: Boxers?
Kris: Sabi nang hindi!

Manny: Suot ko ngayon?
Kris: Hindi ko alam! Aha-ha-ha

Manny: Malaki ba ‘to?
Kris: Depende!

Manny: Kung isusuot ko ba, kakasya ang large sa akin?
Kris: Gosh! Naloloka na ako! Hindi ko sure! Aha-ha-ha!

Manny: Matigas?
Kris: I swear, hindi ko kinakaya ‘to! Naalala kong bigla si James. Aha-ha-ha

Manny: Isinusuot mo ba ‘to kay James?
Kris: Touch lang. Pero suot? Noooooo!

Manny: Masarap ba ‘yon?
Kris: Sometimes.

Manny: Sometimes when you touch? Hihihi Nako, ang hirap naman.
Kris: Sige na! Guess ka pa! 10 seconds to go.

Manny: Ayoko na! Pastilan!
Kris: Ay.. kainizzz. Siret ka na?
Manny: Ano bang sagot? Baka Inglis ‘yan huh.
Kris: You almost got it eh! Sayang. It’s a condom. Sorry. You won nothing. Awwhhhhh.
Manny: Ngik! Kaya pala ‘di ku alam eh. Cundum pala. Wala naman sa Bible ‘yan. Sus!

Manny: Puwidi na lang bumati?
Kris: Sure!
Manny: Unang-una sa lahat maraming salamat sa Panginuun, ‘tapos sa mga fans at sa mga kababayan nating walang sawang sumupurta sa akin. Kung wala kayo, wala si Manny Pacquiao kaya think you. Salamat din sa supurta nina Atty. Felipe Gozon, Mr. Jimmy Duavit…
Kris: Oh my God! I think we need to pause for a break…
Manny: Kunti na lang. ‘Wag n’yu pung kalimutan Shumi Damani tuwing Linggo pagkatapos ng…
Kris: I’m so dead. Enough na talaga!
Manny: Pagkatapos ng Kap’s Amazing Stories! ‘Tapos nasa ‘Party Pilipinas’ ako sa Linggo. Maraming salamat! Maraming maraming salamat.
Kris: I’m sorry Ma’am Charo! Mga Kapamilya… ganyan po talaga kapag live show. You’ll never know kung anong mangyayari! Despite that, any final message Congressman?


Manny: Katulad nga pu ng sabi sa Bible, “Go to the world and multiply.” Huwag po nating suwayin ang utus ng Panginoon. Hindi po sinabi ng Diyos na ikuntrul ang anak sa dalawa. Wala po ‘yun sa Bible. Kaya Kris, sundan mo na sina Bimby at Jushua!
Kris: Idinamay pa talaga ako? Iba ka talaga Manny! Ayoko nang manganak ‘no! Expensive at masakit magpa-lipo!
Manny: Lipo? Naku masama talaga ‘yan.
Kris: Why? Naranasan mo nang magpa-lipo?
Manny: Hindi! Nasa Bible ba ‘yan!

-End of Interview-
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“Familiarity breeds contempt – and children.”
~Mark Twain, Notebooks, 1935

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123 thoughts on “KRISSY/MANNY”

  1. Message from Malacanang

    Health wealth & happiness.

    Went for bike ride to promote health (& mar)
    10 mins was enough. Needed rest and cigarette. I am a puffing hero. Next week a hotdog eating contest! That reminds me – went to see band Hotdog in concert – subliminal attraction? -with new girlfriend. Made me feel like a 21 year old. Anyone know where i can find one. Hehe

    My wealth is increasing without even working. Thank you mummy and daddy. Yes, i will spend it wisely. Next stop – Lamborghini dealer.

    Sex can be bad for your health. Especially if your wife finds you with your mistress and you exit from 2nd floor window. You could run but not jump. Sammy wanjiru – R.I.P.

    Reproductive health. I have the answer. Give every woman a brick. Have sex standing up with man on the brick, and when she sees his eyes roll kick the brick from under his feet. Voila.

    This week Don Gorske from Winsconsin ate his 25,000th Mcdonalds burger. His cholesterol is normal, but not his OCD. Next week i will have my 25,000th pack of Marlboro.

    Pacman is getting too big for his gloves. Stick to gambling & womanising, or take up chess boxing. Queen takes bishops pawn. Checkmate.

    Attended ASEAN meeting – All Sex & Entertainment At Night. Nice reporters but no takers, and no Sabrina.

    Went to US aircraft carrier. Lots of men in uniform with big guns. Heaven.

    Being president is like being 14 again but with no-one to tell you when to go to bed, and with a lot more attention.

    Must go. I smell hotdogs.

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  2. overheard in a conversation between two men in a Gensan bar…
    boogalo: type mo yung naka red?
    customer: yes. magkano ba yan?
    boogalo: three five
    customer: ano? ang mahal naman!
    boogalo: nanggaling na yan kay mani pakyaw…
    customer: ganun? kapag dumaan na kay mani tumataas na ang asking price?

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      1. unknown ka dyan, si anon ang maysabi…

        i don’t think so that pacquiao is lacking in intelligence
        just because he was not able to interpolate, who is he ba
        compared to titans in politics like miriam and edcel..

        his fault though is coming to war unprepared but that does
        not make him less intelligent, his billions can attest to that..

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  3. @senior60
    whilst it is on my mind,
    I would like to make a personal comment and observation which applies to many, apart from a reply you made to me in a previous posting.
    Critical comments by anyone, anywhere are often dismissed by – ‘ you are envious’ and that would seem to be the sole defence and extent of the intellectual argument.
    Does that mean that rich people couldnt possibly want to criticise other rich people, and that poor people only comment because of jealously and therefore that their opinion is worthless. Either scenario takes the fragile state of free speech backwards.
    Disagree by all means, but an erroneous premise and an irrelevant comment achieves nothing.
    Please take this in the spirit it is intended.

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  4. Kris: Sabi ni Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago, stick to boxing and do not meddle with the RH Bill issue. Any reaction?
    MP: Niririspito natin ang mahal na sinadura piro sana, maintindihan n’ya na wala naman ako sa meddle. Nasa tabi nga lang ako at nakikinig. Mali man siya.
    Kris: Hinahamon ka rin niya ng suntukan.
    MP: Uki lang. ‘Wag lang Inglisan. Baka ma-knock out tayo dun. Hihihi

    * TRueness itech 🙂 nosebleed ang abot nya dun

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  5. Medyo serious lang ang critique ko ngayon ha. Anyway, regular reader naman ako and I’ve always commended you for your posts. Actually, hilarious ang post mo and I had a good laugh. Pero pansin ko lang, mahaba ang post mo ngayon at parang nag-wane yung hilarity dun sa part ng “Pinoy Henyo”. Parang nawalan ng momentum ang humor doon. Parang na-blangko utak mo dun sa Pinoy Henyo. Anyway, magaling ka pa rin…ikaw pa rin ang da best Pinoy political satirist. Maganda itong Krissy/Manny but I don’t think it’s not in the level of your “GMA” interview which I think remains as the best of your posts.

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    1. mali ka naman dito paul, gusto mong mangyari na

      hindi na tayo pipili ng mga bago, yong mga luma na

      lang election after election dahil sila na ang may

      expertise in public policy, at, huwag na tayong lumayo,

      si pacquiao halimbawa, kailangan mag boxing lang siya

      hanggang sa dako pa roon, ganuon

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      1. If they want to be public policy makers, then they should study the science and the art to be fair to the people how choose them. This is what Recto (background economics) and Pangilinan (background:law) did. Even Binay. Vilma Santos and Herbert Bautista took up public administration in UP. If we leave policy making to the clueless, the result will similar to a heart operation done by a mason

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      2. in fairness, senior; maalala ko lang; dun ba sa mga elected congressmen, and some senators, me napatayo na ba silang ospital, mga simbahan, at school” me mga iskolar ba silang pinapaaral na mahigit man lang sa 300 kahit paulit-ulit silang tumatakbo at nauupo sa pwesto, pero hanep sa Ingles at paggawa ng mga batas na di naman naiimplement? paki sagot lang senior, hane? wala ako care kay MP, di nya ako kilala. miron lang ako at mahilig mang-amoy; and, in fairness, fair naman ako where fairness is due!

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      3. If policy making is common sense, please tell me what provisions of the Indigenous Peoples’ Act, or the Clean Air Act or even the Local Government Code which were just a result of off-hand opinion and not of some rigorous study and consultations so we can trace back to their documentation during policy making

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  6. hahaha. the best ka idol PH, nakana mo na naman..kakatuwa talga to si Pacaman eh, double knockout nung press con sa CBCP, naka-culur parpol na tie na (which is the color of pro RH), si Jinkee pala eh nagpills pa. huli ka pacman, 1-2 punch.hahaha.
    Mukhang ginawa lang talga syang Mukha ng anti-RH, para masabi lng na mas sikat din na tagasuporta ang anti-RH. halata naman di pa nya nabasa yung bill eh. wala tuloy sya laban kay Rep. Lagman..kung madami na syang negro na pinatuba sa boxing, 1 negro lng pala from Bicol ang makakaknockout sa kanya sa congress. hehehe.
    keep it up idol PH. you’re the man. 🙂 #lakersforlife. 🙂

    CONGRESSMAN can be anybody but LAWMAKER should be somebody. 🙂

    http://rojan88.wordpress.com

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  7. how hilarious naman this lagman, hindi naman pala
    compulsory ang pagpapatupad ng bill kung sakali,
    bakit pa magkaroon ng katakottakottakot na debatehan,
    at tsaka, mayroon palang ganuon? na hindi compulsory
    ang batas?

    mabuti naman ang layunin ng rh bill, pero, why not instead
    information dissemination ang gagawin, one sure effective
    way is by flooding television where almost everybody has
    access to, and many other ways

    one thing is for sure, this will be another source of corruption
    once approved, from top down to the barangay level

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    1. Not necessarily lolo

      The RH Bill in effect(amongst other provisions) would require LGU’s to provide their local constituents free access to contraceptives and seminars pertaining to family planning.

      Currently, if say the Mayor, Governor of a town or Province is “the conservative type” or more or less follows the teachings of the RCC he disallows such services to his/her constituents effectively robbing them of their right to free access to family planning advise and contraceptives. And in my opinion is WRONG, why? Hindi lang naman Romano Katoliko ang mamamayan ng Pilipinas…bakit impose ng isang LGU head ang kanyang religious beliefs sa mga tao na hindi naman kaparehas ang relihiyon…that is a form of discrimination already.

      Provided that this may be a source of corruption, surely it will not be in your local barangay health center(s)

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      1. tomador, foremost, i know that you are just being
        respectful by addressing me lolo, but i would rather
        be called just plain, senior, kasi parang nanginginig
        na mga tuhod ko pag ganuon hehehe

        at ano ang “not necessarily”, ang pag-abot ng corruption
        up to the local barangay health centers? kasi ang common
        notion is that, corruption must be by the millions, hindi,
        ano ngayon ang tawag mo doon sa halimbawa lang, ang
        mga condoms and others ay, totoo nga, may distributions
        na mangyayari BUT the bulk of it ay hindi, nasasa mga kamay
        ng mga namamahala sa centers, right? or left

        huwag na natin isali ang mga pari, focus tayo sa bill, na ang
        sabi doon parang, para hindi na lolobo ang population, ang
        problema dito lalo na sa mga mahihirap, as in, na mahilig
        gumawa ng mga bata, papaano nga ang pagpapatupad, how
        sure is the mayor that the couple will ano, yun na nga, papaano
        kung anak pa rin sila ng anak, pagkatapos, hingi ng hingi ng
        contraceptives, ang sayasaya

        of course this is just one aspect of the proposed bill…

        and i maintain also that there is enough food and room for
        everybody including the unborn ones, God already provided
        everything for us…

        anyway, kung may isisilang may namamatay naman kaya
        hindi tayo aabot sa punto na magiging parang sardinas na
        tayo, He will take care of that, kaya

        NO TO RH BILL, JUST A WASTE OF MONEY

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      2. The Philippines has only 5 deaths per 1000 population but 25 births, Please tell your God to provide for the 35 Million Filipinos who are experiencing hunger, 3 million are squatting in MManila and 200,000 of our children are living in the streets and 8 mothers die everyday while giving birth. He might be asleep or maybe we are too close to the Church but too far from God.

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      3. paul, i have just stated that God already provided
        everything for us, don’t tell me that you’d want Him
        to come down, cook food for the hungry and build
        houses for the homeless, sobra na tayong abusado

        “8 mothers die everyday while giving birth” paul, in
        His time, all of us must die, in different guises and
        one of them is motherhood

        in passing, isn’t it weird that children should be taught
        how to use contraceptives to avoid unwanted pregnancies?
        why not instead instill in them good moral values, the
        hazards, the bad consequences of premarital sex

        NO TO RH BILL

        and YES anon, you have all the RIGHTS, but can’t you
        CHOOSE without passing it into a law?

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      4. Please tell your God to tell these people where to get the food to cook and the money to buy houses. It seems only the the Conjuangcos got all the information. If death is solely on the hands of your God, why is it that in countries like Switzerland barely no mother dies in giving birth and and the life expectancy is 82 versus the PHL’s 68? Does your God like the Swiss more than Filipinos?

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    2. ay senior; didn’t u get the saddest quote of the day nung unafg sesyon ng debate ni lagman re RH? “We are here to legislate the law of man; not the law of God!” imagine! spine-tingling; kakila-kilabot! very unChristian is mr. lagman! naman, naman! yet he claims he is a Catholic, only one class of Christian. whatever, every well-meaning Christian is of the sole belief that everything in this world is of and by God. Entonces, all human beings, which are a pet creation of God have been equipped with resources and enough wisdom to make laws (to regulate themselves and their acts) but are expected to be obedient to God’s law. Regardless of the RH bill, Mr. Lagman sounded too arrogant to intimate that the Law of God has nothing to do with making the laws of men! when in fact, It is all but the basis of all things worldly?

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      1. How about us who are not Christians and do not believe on your god? Should the State compel us to follow the Christian doctrines? Is this not a rape of secularism, pluralism and democracy which are the foundation of our society? Or have we moved to theocracy without being informed? Whats next, persecution and massacre of the heretics and non-believers?

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      2. I’m sure Lagman was still more Christian than Cory Aquino who sat on the front pew for Sunday mass while screwing up the lives of the peasants of Luisita 24/7. Or Bishop Bacani who molested a church worker or these priests charging P10,000 for a mass. Unchristian or inhuman

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      3. paul, nowhere in promdi’s comment did she ever mentioned
        that a heretic/non-believer like you will be compelled to follow
        the christian doctrines, was only lamenting about lagman’s
        statement, he being a professed catholic

        your fear about persecution is way way way advance thinking,
        don’t worry, this may not and will not happen in your lifetime

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  8. The comedy God blessed the country with the gift of Krissy and Manny but even he thinks that there are enough jokes in philippine politics.

    3 Nuns talking

    1st Nun; last month i found some pornographic magazine in the priests office.

    2nd Nun; what did you do

    1st Nun ; i burnt them.

    2nd Nun ; well, i found some condoms

    1st Nun ; what did you do

    2nd Nun; i put holes in all of them

    3rd Nun ; Oh !@?^ . I am in trouble.

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  9. In fairness to Pacquiao, no matter how some see his “meddling” into the RH Bill issue to be out of his comfort zone..it is his duty to dip his fingers into the matter. He is by the way the representative of Sarangani which if I am not mistaken is also one of the poorest province in the PH.

    Some criticize him kasi hindi daw nya specialty ang legislation, pero eto lang masasabi ko..at least he is trying to make a difference and not just sit there and watch unlike some celebrity congressmen…where is Lani Mercado? Lucy Torres? dapat sila nga mas maging active not because they are representatives..mga babae sila which is one of the MAIN focus of RH Bill..the health and well being of women.

    A couple of posters here feeling magaling, kesyo sa tingin nila hindi kaya nung tao maging effective kasi they are operating outside of their comfort zone but fail to realize the kind of extra effort being performed by the elected individual to make a difference for his constituents and people. Tell me, what have you done lately that helps the plight of our countrymen besides criticize? LOL…. ano pay your taxes? yun lang?

    But above anything else…nakaktawa pa din ang “conversation” ni Krissy and Packy LOL

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      1. IMO his purpose is not only to convince the public about his beliefs against the RH Bill, it is his making his own stand against the bill..in tagalog, may paninindigan.

        And yes you are correct, the effect of his being outspoken as of late and his attempt at interpolation in congress is akin to watching his previous fight against Mosley.

        Don’t take me wrong, I am PRO RH. However Pacquiao like all of the members congress are elected officials who have every right to state their opinions, objections or what have you with regards to this very HOT topic no matter how people perceive it as ineffective or weak.

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      2. agree. pacman is helping the yes vote. and he and jinkee should talk and get theur stories straight. a PR disaster, but what else would you expect when chavit singson is your political advisor and mentor. the chauvinistic wife-beater is the perfect reason why you should use condoms.

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    1. Natumbok mo Tomador. At least si Pacquiao kahit matalo sa debate lumaban pa rin at di nahihiya. Pag-akyat kaya nitong issue sa senado si Lapid (remember him?)kaya makakapagdebate din ng even half of what Paquiao has done? Even if I don’t agree with Pacquao, I really give it to him.

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  10. going over the RH bill i cannot help but wonder about the author’s intent of the law. i am neither pro or anti RH bill at this time since i have a lot of questions about it and i don’t know where to get the answers. hopefully, my questions will be deemed relevant by some congressmen and be taken up when they discuss the bill in the plenary or even in debates on tv. I understand that the RH bill seeks to protect and promote the reproductive health of the people. Discussion is most often focused on the ‘control’ or ‘planning’ of having children. Debate is primarily geared towards the violation of religious beliefs, the freedom of choice, and moral issues. However, does the law also provide help, not only to those who do not want to have children, but to those who want to have children but are incapable of doing so because perhaps of medical problems? Does it offer help by giving appropriation to those who have fertility problems? If so, does this mean a person who has erectile disfunction can seek help under this law? Will this law provide for free, as in the case of those who want condoms or pills, medicine like viagra to those who have ED?

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  11. @senior – O ayan senior na ha para di na manginig tuhod mo hehehe

    My example about certain conservative mayors or governors are facts. Nangyayari talaga ang ganyan, one example sa Laguna kahit san health center ka pumunta walang available service for family planning.

    Kasi sa kasalukuyang patakaran, hindi obligado ang LGU mag promote ng Family Planning sa constituents nya.

    RH BILL would MANDATE the LGU to promote and educate couples especially women. So sa tanong mo na yan, dun makikita ang effectiveness ng measure na ito. And hindi na pag-lobo ng populasyon should be considered as the effect of what the RH Bill is trying to prove.

    Realistically ang corruption is inevitable at this day in age, no matter how the Government would push its anti-corruption campaign meron at meron pa din dyan maglalakas ng loob magnakaw sa kaban ng bayan, but that is another discussion.

    But seriously, wala naman siguro mag attempt mag hoard at magtago ng condoms at contraceptives para ibenta diba? hehehe marked yang mga yan na not for sale.

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    1. Jaena Kuh!

      Care ko ba dyan sa debatehan tungkol sa RH bill na yan?

      Eh puro magagaling lang naman sa grandstanding at pangungurakot ang mga lintek na mga pulitiko na yan ah!

      Sakaling maging batas man yan, eh maipatupad naman kaya ng maayos? At kung maipatupad man yan, may magagawa ba naman yang RH Bill na yan para mabuntis sina Madam Auring at Vicky Belo?

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    2. iyan ang mabait na bata, makuha sa pakiusap…

      ano ba naman yang lugar mong laguna tomador, walang
      available service for family planning? ano yan, nasa
      kaduluduluhan ng bansa? malapit sa babuyan island?
      sa darating na election, huwag ng iboto ulit si mayor…

      basta ako, ok lang na maraming bata, masaya nga, they
      are God’s gift…

      hindi naman problema ang over population, ang problema
      lang, ang mga naghihirap, at hindi rh bill ang solution,
      maghanap si noynoy ng paraan para sila maiahon sa
      kahirapan, yan ang dapat ( ito naman kasing mga mahihirap
      ang sipagsipag gumawa ng bata, mga lazy naman )

      at ikaw ha, kunwari hindi mo alam na yang mga marked na,
      not for sale ay actually for sale hahaha

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  12. paul, even if God will turn this place into a paradise,
    you’ll still find faults because He is not your god…

    by the way, as it is, without the rh bill, before the
    statements of the catholic church, who is denying
    you the right to choose?

    NO TO RH BILL, this will just milk the gov’t of 3B,
    naghihikahos na nga..

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