APRIL 15 is the deadline for the filing of income tax return (ITR). President Aquino has reportedly filed his own ITR earlier this week. Under liability, he wrote, “Communications Group.”
Vice President Jejomar Binay has also settled his obligations with the tax agency. His ITR revealed he made more money than President Aquino. Quizzed by the media on the matter, Binay said, “Bakit? Sino bang mas maraming nagawa?!”
Good News, Bad News
Good News: Umento sa sahod ipapatupad sa Mayo ayon sa gobyerno.
Bad News: Aanhin mo ang umento kung wala namang trabaho?
Good News: Pangulong Aquino magtatrabaho daw sa Holy Week.
Bad News: Humihingi siya ng overtime pay! #waley!
Good News: Sabi ng palasyo, “walang krisis sa bigas!”
Bad News: Sabi ng mga tao, “walang pambili ng bigas!”
Good News: Willie Revillame, mawawala nang two weeks!
Bad News: Two weeks lang.
Good News: Willie Revillame, mawawala nang dalawang linggo
Bad News: Atty. Lenard De Vera, papalit daw muna sa show! #toingkz!
Good News: Pangulong Aquino, tahimik sa isyu ng coco levy funds ni Danding Cojuangco
Bad News: Bakit good news? Anong good news do’n?
The News: Pangulong Aquino, tahimik sa isyu ng coco levy funds ni Danding Cojuangco
Bad News: Blood is thicker than hair.
Good News: Kris Aquino, ayaw na raw sa pag-ibig!
Bad News: ‘Pag-ibig’ mas ayaw sa kanya!
Good News: Pangulong Aquino, kasamang nananghalian ang Bb. Pilipinas-Universe na si Shamcey Supsup
Bad News: Shamcey, ayaw ibigay ang cell number! #toingkz!
Ano ang iniisip ng babae/lalaki sa larawan?
A: “Kung makapisil naman ‘tong matandang ‘to, halatang sabik na sabik!”
B: “Wala ka bang planong maging reporter o newscaster?”
C: “Ay, bakit parang malagkit? Ano kaya ang huling hinawakan nito?”
D: “Join me later iha. Joyride tayo.”
CBCP and McDo
McDonald’s has stopped the airing of its latest television advertisement after Catholic Church leaders complained that it was sending the wrong message to children. Last Monday, a statement expressing disapproval of the ad was released by the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines otherwise known as the Advertising Standards Council.
Girlfriend mo na ba ako?
Ayoko nga. ‘Di pa ako ready eh.
Huh?
Demanding ang mga girlfriend. Gusto ganito. Gusto ganyan. Ewan!
Gusto ko lang naman ng fries.
Talaga?
[Pari at sakristan, nag-uusap.]
Polluted
According to the Department of Environment and Natural Resources, the most polluted area in Metro Manila is around the MRT Edsa/Taft station in Pasay City. In second place is radio host Raffy Tulfo’s mouth.
Venus Hurt
Beauty queen-turned-TV host Maria Venus Raj whose hairstyle during the Bb. Pilipinas 2011 telecast was lambasted by critics online admitted that she was deeply hurt by the negative comments on Twitter. Venus declined to elaborate, excused herself and said, “Mauna na po ako. Late na po ako sa prusisyon.”
In Hollywood…
Despite the controversies, criticisms, and ridicule, Charlie Sheen is reportedly making a TV comeback. He couldn’t say no to Manny Pangilinan.
Reports say Catherine Zeta Jones has checked into a mental health clinic. The actress suffered a nervous breakdown following the arrest of her son, Jason Ivler Jones.
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“The point to remember is that what the government gives it must first take away.”
~John S. Coleman on Taxation
April 15th
On this day in…
1999: Former Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto & her husband, Asif Ali Zardari were convicted of corruption. Their son, Mikey Bhutto Zardari was charged with tax evasion.
Personal
Congratulations to both GMA7 and ABS-CBN for bagging awards in the 2011 New York Festivals. GMA won a silver and two bronze, while ABS-CBN won a silver and a bronze. Here’s the complete list of this year’s winners.
Yari Ka!
Is the president of the Czech Republic a pen stealer?
You Have Spoken
Dapat bang ma-suspend ang programa ni Willie Revillame dahil sa “macho dancing” incident?
– Dapat lang! 67.92%
– Hindi na. Warningan na lang. 17.55%
– Bahala na ang MTRCB. 14.53%
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(Note: Shamcey Supsup and President Aquino/Official palace photo.)
THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 
teka lang muna, ngayon nga ang deadline para sa income tax return,
bakit ba kinasuhan na si arroyo, the son ng tax evasion
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killjoy din itong cbcp, cute nga ng ad ng mcdo
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Do not expect these bishops to think right. It was this self-righteous mindset and clout that plunge Europe into the Dark Ages. Good thing the Reformation happened and Europe swiftly moved to secularism. The Philippines is still in the Dark Ages.
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they maybe killjoys in some things but it is never
correct to say that they don’t think right…
by the way, what is the exact meaning of dark age?
we are still?
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Ever wonder why PH is still in the Dark Ages? Because of the Bishops? Come on.
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I so agree!
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Please read European History 5th to 15the century and on contemporary functioning of the catholic church in contemporary times. You will see there that church dictation of state policies, intimidating political leaders, non-payment of taxes, living in palaces while espousing poverty, suppression of formation of its own abuses and self-righteous pontification on morality and science that CBCP practices are patterns in the Dark Ages. If CBCP does in modern Europe what it does here these bishops would be lynched.
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sabi kasi ni mister heckler na, libre daw gamitin ang google
kaya pumunta ako doon…
well well well to say that the philippines is still in the dark ages
is not the absolute truth..
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oo nga masyado nmang OA ang mga members ng CBCP…
wala namang kamali-malisya ung ad.
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i agree with cbcp. cute little boys should not be paired with cute little girls. cute little boys belong to the church.
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hahaha….kaya pala
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hi hikata, anong masasabi mo sa family name ni shamcey,
pati name nya unique din…
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speaking of supsup ñor, did know that ang isa sa pinakamasarap na pagkain na natikman ko ay kailangang sipsipan para makuha ang laman nito?
i’m talking about “ginataang kuhol with gabi”
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100% agree ako pero doon lang sa ginataang kuhol dahil
ang with gabi ay hindi ko pa natikman…ano ba, ang gabi/
root crop mismo or ang stalks/dahon lang
pa share naman your recipe
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mister heckler ha, anong nangyari, bakit nasama si venus,
i mean, panis na na topic, inaantok ka na ano while typing…
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Venus declined to elaborate, excused herself and said, “Mauna na po ako. Late na po ako sa prusisyon.”
bull’s eye, ph! i thought so she’s joining the “prusisyon” really, assuming the role of Sta. Veronica or Sta. Magda… Hulihin ang hairdresser nya! Ipako sa krus! Ipako sa krus!!!
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Sad that our country has never fully realized the essence of free speech. When will we stop imposing our own morals on the rest of society.
For Binay
Good news: Satisfaction ratings up
Bad news: Elections 5 years away
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On second thought, VP Binay is having a grand time manning the houses and OFW affairs, a generous offset to the original local government post he didn’t get. Now, he’s “slowly but surely” making strides into the front row. And we recall that “soft” battlecry in makati very early in 2009 branding him.. the “Obama of the Philippines.” It was kinda against nature, LOL at the time… but don’t look now…
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tsk tsk…
how ironic that the supposed “guardians of morality”
are the ones who are now bringing shame and misery
to the child who they were supposed to be protecting.
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Totally agree
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According to the Department of Environment and Natural Resources, the most polluted area in Metro Manila is around the MRT Edsa/Taft station in Pasay City. In second place is radio host Raffy Tulfo’s mouth.
—i agree!!!!
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…hindi b dapat may sanction din sa mga tulfo brothers sa pagmumura nila on-air? takot ba sa kanila ang kbp?
…bulok na bulok tlga hindi lng mga bibig ng tulfo’s pati ang pag-uugali nila masyadong maaaskad. akala mo mga hari kung magsipag-asta.
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Sino nagrereklamo sa mga tulfo brod? Syempre ung mga namura na. at least mabilis sila magbigay ng solution. Siguro walang corrupt kung isa sa kanila maging presidente.
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“Ay, bakit parang malagkit? Ano kaya ang huling hinawakan nito?”
– So gross! Haha~
Eto na naman ang CBCP, bakit hindi nila binibigyang-pansin ang ad ng CHUPA Chups Lollilop? Lols~
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burger boy – fast food, fast car, slow brain, no work – has implemented his new communications strategy.
any question relating to cars, his love life or the cojuangcos will get a no comment. ie on the grounds of self-incrimination.
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good news – p-noy has started working full-time
bad news – working for the cojuangcos
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“The News: Pangulong Aquino, tahimik sa isyu ng coco levy funds ni Danding Cojuangco
Bad News: Blood is thicker than hair.”
Mr PH, I guess it pays to be related to the sitting president! Haha. Alam naman natin na sinuportahan ng mga anak ni Danding si Noynoy during last year’s elections.
Kris confident uncle Danding is for Noynoy
http://www.abs-cbnnews.com/nation/regions/03/29/10/kris-confident-uncle-danding-noynoy
27 years later, Noynoy says he no longer believes Danding was brains of
Ninoy’s murder
http://www.malaya.com.ph/03172010/news2.html
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blood money.
everyone knows who killed noynoy.
some prefer to live in fantasy world and have no courage, backbone or seek the truth.
or do the right thing for your father.
shameless
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ninoy – freudian slip
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pati na rin si cory?
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anong magagawa natin, eh engot nga yung tao.
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napansin ko lang po na endorser na rin po pala kayo ng Sun Cell. yun lang. 🙂
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Mikey given by Kim Henares until April 15, today, to show his ITR proving he paid taxes. According to PH, Mikey was charged for tax evasion on April 15. Ok thats Mikey Bhutto. The same Mikey, if you ask the kapampangans what is the translation of Bhutto in Tagalog. He he he!
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itanong na rin sa mga bisaya
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Good News: holy week na next week.
Bad News: may pasok kami.
PS. bakit pala hindi mo nababasa mga twit entries ko pag may twit game ka? ang gaganda pa naman ng entries ko..
nagtatampo,
aajao 😦
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good news: doble sweldo
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bad news: lalamunin lang ng tax ang su-swelduhin sa banal na huwebes at mabuting biyernes X-(
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good news: ilang % lang naman ang lalamunin, at tsaka ‘di ba
good feeling na ang tax mo ay nakatulong para sa, halimbawa,
pagpapasweldo ng mga public teachers, public doctors and nurses
to name a few…
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good news – the government have announced that there will be no shortage of rice supply this year
bad news – because 30 million filipinos will not be able to afford to buy any
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p-noy smitten by shamcey supsup.
he is asking silvio berlusconi for a training course in luring young girls.
wailing willie offered this advice ‘ give them 10,000 pesos’
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That guy Willie (Willy) is aptly named…
..he’s a pr!ck.
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the good news – for boxing fans – pacquio is going to have 5 more fights after mosley.
the bad news – for voters – you are on your own
and fell for a sucker punch. never believe what you are told by a greedy boxer.
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what’s ur problem with manny pacquiao?
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as a boxer – no problem
as a would be politician – hypocricy and stupidity come to mind but there are others. attending congress could be one of them.
as a husband – ask his mistress.
with fame comes responsibility. we need decent role models.
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ano ba anon, walang mistress si pacquiao sa ngayon kung
ang pagbabasihan ay ang news kaya tumahan ka na re this
issue
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as a would be politician – hypocricy and stupidity come to mind but there are others…
Name a single politician u know who is not a hypocrite and is not stupid. I’m not saying we tolerate hypocrisy and stupidity but why single out manny pacquiao?
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nona
glad you agree with me.
and i do not only reserve my criticism for pacquio
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miss na kita ah 🙂
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PAKITA “KAYO!” kasi naman. hayyy.
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i hope napakinggan mo itong interview ni mon tulfo ke willie r.
link – http://showbizandstyle.inquirer.net/entertainment/entertainment/view/20110415-331304/DZIQ-Revillame-not-pressing-charges-vs-celebrity-critics
parang tinanggal yung radio/audio sa page. pero sana makita mo, kampi kasi si mon tulfo ke willie.
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kung kabalo lang kini si Pnoy sa buot ipasanot sa Supsup…
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and since it is tax day, and as an honest and high rate tax payer i have no time for tax evaders.
ask kim henares about the case v pacquio.
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cross your heart, you are an honest one?
move on ka na from pacquiao, nasa kay arroyo
mikey na tayo
pansin ko lang anon, bakit ba kumukolo ang dugo
mo kay pacquiao more than anybody else, anong
atraso nya, hindi ka nabalatohan?
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you are just envious of pacquiao bcoz he’s not good looking yet he has sexy attractive women as kabitz. He’s not intelligent but he’s filthy rich. Inggit lang yan, ikiskis mo sa semento.
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i find it a little interesting that we filipinos always say, ‘inggit ka lang kay…’ when we come to someone’s defense. that’s what willie’s supporters do too. ‘inggit lang sina jim paredes coz laos na sila…’, or ‘inggit lang ung iba kasi sobrang yaman na ni willie…’
Hmmm, interesting. So is our mindset at this point something like, When someone expresses negative opinions, it is because they are envious of what the other person has? Is this coming from the fact that we have been deprived of so many things that the premise all the time is that we covet what others have?
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good news – car jacking crimes are down – in makati
bad news – not in antipolo city.
note to old celebrities. if you say ‘ do you know who i am’ the answer is likely to be no
if you say ‘ i’m a celebrity, get me out of here’.
that is a reality show. doesnt work in real life darling.
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Ang liit pala ng kamay ni Noynoy….
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small hand for a small gun
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yan ang mga daliri ng mga, pencil and paper, fork and spoon
lang ang hinahawakan since birth
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kaya naman pala walang babaeng tumatagal sa kanya. super slim and smooth pala mga daliri niya. tsk, tsk, tsk
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hala kaaaa mister heckler o si hikata naughty pa rin
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in the interests of time and efficiency, all tax payments should be made out to chinaman cojuangco
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lawyer of revillame – leonard de vera was disbarred in california some years ago for spending the funds of a fiduciary account entrusted to his care.
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i can cross my heart and say that i have never evaded tax, never cheated on my wife, and never hit a women. those are not special things, simply basics of being civilised.
and never offered or taken a bribe. that is a principle of some successful companies – mine included.
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ayy mali akala ko babae ka anon…
consider your dialogue, “that is a reality show. doesnt work
in real life darling”….i think this can only be delivered by a
woman
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senior60
your logic is wrong
as is your conclusion darling
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ang lalaking/man na naringgan ko ng, darling, ay si joey de leon
lang at babae lang ang pinagsasabihan ni joey
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