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5 04 2011


SWS Survey
According to the latest Social Weather Stations survey Vice President Jejomar Binay’s satisfaction rating rose from +57 in November 2010 to +74 in March 2011. Thrilled by the survey results, Binay vowed that he wouldn’t fail his supporters; wouldn’t stop working hard, and wouldn’t buy a sports car.

Analysts say the sharp decline in President Aquino’s ratings is alarming. In fact, his approval rating is just a notch higher than Willie Revillame’s.

Noy and Ping
The Department of Foreign Affairs insists it did not issue any travel papers to Sen. Panfilo Lacson who was able to travel from country to country. That means, either he used fake travel documents or he was Pope for more than a year.


President Aquino met with Senator Panfilo Lacson in Malacañang on the same day three Filipinos were executed in China. No wonder, the President was nowhere to be found.

Reports say President Aquino and Senator Lacson talked for more than one hour. Rumors have it Aquino was too eager and overly excited to see his friend again. He was asking Lacson so many questions, the senator had to Google for answers.

Top 6 Things Overheard During the Aquino/Lacson Meeting

No. 6: “Astig ng tsikot natin ah. Puwedeng pa-try?”

No. 5: “Bakit nga ba natagalan ang paglabas mo? Wala ka yatang tiwala sa akin eh!”

No. 4: “Ayaw magkwento ni Shalani eh. Ano ba talagang nangyari sa inyong dalawa?”

No. 3: “Sabi mo natuto kang magluto sa Google. Ano ba ‘yong Google? Cooking show?”

No. 2: “Bahala ka na kay De Lima.”

No. 1: “Bahala ka na kay Mercedita.”


GMA Turns 64
Pampanga Rep. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo turns 64 today. I heard she’s not celebrating her birthday this year. You know, it’s not really a good sign when your age is higher than the number of your allies in Congress.

At dahil kaarawan ng dating pangulo, narito ang basa ng mga bituin sa kanyang kapalaran sa linggong ito at sa mga darating na araw. Mrs. Arroyo, makinig kayo:

Sa trabaho: Ituloy ang nasimulang kasipagan. ‘Yan na nga lang ang nag-iisang positive trait mo, huwag mo nang pakawalan.

Sa kalusugan: Ang palagiang pagtakbo palabas ng session hall kapag may nagtatalumpati laban sa ‘yo ay isang form of exercise. Just keep it up – kahit nagmumukha ka nang tanga.

Sa pag-ibig: Wala ka nang choice. S’ya na ‘yan! Magtiis ka na lang. Tutal, nagtititiis rin naman siya sa ‘yo. Patas lang.

Sa pakikitungo: Malalagay sa pagsubok ang pagkakaibigan n’yo ng isang babaeng may initials na OMG. Kumuha ng abogado bago mag-Mayo. Mabuti nang sure. Sabi nga ni Erap, “Been there, been that. You can never can tell.”

Sa pag-ibig: Nasabi ko na sa ‘taas. Hindi na magbabago ‘yon. Asa ka pa!

Ang iyong lucky color ay fuchsia. Inuulit ko lang – ang lucky ay ‘yong color, hindi ikaw.
Ang iyong lucky numbers ay idu-draw pa lang mamaya sa Pampanga. Maghintay!

At ‘yan ang espesyal na pangitain ng mga bituin sa kaarawan ng dating pangulo. Tandaan mo lamang Madam Gloria Macapagal-Aroyo, “Hindi hawak ng mga bituin ang iyong kapalaran, hawak ito ng Ombudsman!”

Modern Catholics
The other day, the CBCP announced that Catholics could do Visita Iglesia online! The 14 Stations of the Cross won’t be available in cyberspace this year but if you want to experience it yourself, just take the MRT/LRT during rush hour.

Smart Gilas Wows
The Philippine basketball team, Smart Gilas has been making waves as an all-amateur guest team in the PBA right now. Fans just love them. And who wouldn’t? They play like pros, and their basketball skills are so naturalized, I mean, natural.
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“Compromise makes a good umbrella, but a poor roof; it is temporary expedient, often wise in party politics, almost sure to be unwise in statesmanship.”
~James Russell Lowell


April 5th.
On this day in…

1994: Kurt Cobain killed himself with a shotgun.  After three days, the police started to suspect that something bad happened to the Nirvana frontman because, from the outside, his house smelled like teen spirit.

You Have Spoken!
Ano sa palagay mo: Child abuse nga ba ang nangyari kay “Janjan” sa show ni Willie Revillame?
– OO naman! Exploited ang bata both by the parents and the show. 78.95%
– Mga OA kayo! Inggit lang kayo kay Papi! 15.16%
– Haven’t seen the video. 5.89%

Elsewhere
Time Magazine: More Catholic than the Pope? Manila Suburb Cracks Down on Condoms

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48 responses

5 04 2011
nhx

ginebra pa din for pba finals. then heat vs. lakers s nba hahaha 😀

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5 04 2011
anon

nice one, as always.
happy birthday gloria.
le cirque is celebrating – that you are no longer a customer.
the philippines is hoping your next birthday consists of prison food

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5 04 2011
anon

binay is going to increase his ratings more by using a bicycle.
he will still arrive earlier than p-noy to meetings.

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5 04 2011
barbiegel

pH, luv talaga kita!! Galing galing mo!

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5 04 2011
professionalheckler

hello. salamat po. hindi naman. nagktaong may oras lang,. kapag pagod, wala akong maisip.

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6 04 2011
motorola

Grabe PH, your creative juicy are constanly flowing. I dread the day na magka-writer’s block ka 😦

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6 04 2011
motorola

mali pa ako, creative juices pala. ako yata ang na writer’s block.

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5 04 2011
Bob

If there will be a presidential election this season, and Noynoy and Binay are candidates, I think Binay will most likely win the post. He is more visible than Noynoy.

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6 04 2011
senior60

ganuon naman talaga ang role ng vice bob, laging busy..

pero seriously, kung may 3rd candidate, doon ako, kung wala
panahon na para mag boycott…

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6 04 2011
Knowlee de Castro

Anong ganuon talaga ang role?

Naging busy ba ako nung bise-presidente ako? Hello?

Pinaka-boring na anim na taon ng buhay ko. Wala pang kita!

Hmmmp!

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5 04 2011
dan

…prang pare-pareho lng nman sa tuhog ni hudas iyang mga politiko na iyan. wlng tulak-kabigin.

…pagtawanan na lng natin sila s mga blogs ni Prof. PH.

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5 04 2011
assilem

forward ko n agad ito s officemates ko..
hinhintay nila ‘to araw-araw..
parang responsibilidad ko tuloy mg-open
lagi ng blog mo..hhaha..
Pee Bday GMA! sana tumangkad k pa! asa??

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5 04 2011
Fran

PH, question…puyat ka ba?
Eap (Erap)
Aroyo (Arroyo)

Just noticed.

Ingat! 😀

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5 04 2011
pio labrador

napansin ko rin Aug 5 (apr 5), no biggie, puyat cguro c prof..keep it going!

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5 04 2011
Miss Go

And you wrote August 5th instead of April 5th 🙂

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5 04 2011
assilem

Eap or Erap?
hehe..sikat tlga ang linyang..
“You can never can tell”
Sa the buzz ko npnood..
forgot the actress..

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5 04 2011
kaecheusan

nice post for the birthday girl, lol

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5 04 2011
kalokah

sun should pay you $$$ for the valuable ad space here.
pa-burger ka naman?!

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5 04 2011
bob

64 na pala si Madam Gloria. Ibig sabihin 46 na sya nun 15 years old pa lang ako. Crush na crush ko pa naman ang babaeng yan nun high school ako. Syet! Hehe.

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6 04 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

gloria is pretty in person. when she was a prof at the ateneo during the 80s, all the boys in her class found her attractive. not so much now that she’s in her golden years but she was a cute sexy thing then.

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7 04 2011
etchosera

Juicemio!

Ganyan ba talaga ang taste ng mga taga Ateneo?

Di na rin ako magtataka kung ang susunod na thread eh…. si Pnoy naman ang attractive!

Jaena Kuh!

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7 04 2011
mara

eeeeeewwwww! haha!

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5 04 2011
eedyah

Happy birthday, CGMA!

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5 04 2011
charesma

bakit august 5? hehe di ba dapat april 5? hehe

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5 04 2011
gemmo

not related to today’s heckling… i heard that PNoy’s Porsche was a total wreck after an accidentrecently but driver survived. Local Porsche dealer is also silent.
i’m really worried now. come to think of it, if PNoy can lie about that accident, then lying can become a habit until such time that he won’t be able to distinguish lies from truth.
marcos went that way, not being able to tell truths from lies (and lies from truths).
can you update me on this privately? thanks, PH.

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6 04 2011
bituing marikit

please share the information, i dont recall reading about this in the papers.did peenoy really lie about it? how?

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6 04 2011
senior60

total wreck ang car pagkatapos si noynoy survived unscathed?
how swerte naman ni noynoy, ikalawang swerte actually…

pero, halimbawa na dead si noynoy, ano na, ganuon na lang?
sino ang pananagutin? ang mga sikyo nya for allowing him to
drive? baka inaantokantok na si noynoy noon…

and noynoy should be reprimanded, he is the president of the
land and therefore must act accordingly, as one, hindi yung…

ay nasaan na ba ako…

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7 04 2011
anon

president p-noy prangs porsche – the prat

the headline wouldnt help his ratings.

p-noy dating future ex-girlfriend number 26

also bad for popularity

behind the idiotic grin – is an idiot.
no amount of pr can disguise that

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6 04 2011
omega

He’s been lying since the start but don’t worry, he won’t be another marcos, more like a mr. bean. He’s a weakling.

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6 04 2011
anon

he most probably totalled it after len lopez finished with him – not that it really even started.
so dont expect any openness on his lack of car or girlfriend in the near future.

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6 04 2011
jme_m

“Ituloy ang nasimulang kasipagan. ‘Yan na nga lang ang nag-iisang positive trait mo, huwag mo nang pakawalan.”

– Ang galing mo, may nahanap kang positive kay Gloria!

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6 04 2011
senior60

happy kaya si gloria sa kanyang birthday ngayon?
or trying to be na lang…

in fairness sa kanya, good ang kanyang isinulong na
magiging batas, yung about lasing while driving…

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6 04 2011
TPS

Puyat nga siguro. Today in history August 5?

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6 04 2011
anon

‘ will you still need me, will you still feed me, when i’m 64’

no chance

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6 04 2011
senior60

bakit anon, ikaw ba tinanong ni gloria?

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6 04 2011
mbw

“Ang iyong lucky color ay fuchsia. Inuulit ko lang – ang lucky ay ‘yong color, hindi ikaw.” anak ng fuschia!—hahaha!

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6 04 2011
jme_m

PH, napansin ko lang, yung tag mo, “sen. lacson-president ARROYO meeting”

– Senior moment? Freudian slip? Baka love mo talaga si gloria ayaw mo lang aminin… or may alam ka na di namin alam… :-p

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6 04 2011
Pongster

august 5th?

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6 04 2011
nong

ang porche dito sa mideast..nagkakalat lang tulat ng lexus, cougar ..f150 at iba pang mamahaling sasakyan.. ang mer benz at bmw nakapark lang sa tabi tabi.. wala lang..so why make a fuss sa porshey ni pnoy.. bago ba yooonnnnn//
chill lang mga pare.. marami mapag usapan..dyan..omgshh

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7 04 2011
omega

ang pinas ay wala sa mideast… wala lang…

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8 04 2011
pasingit

pareng nong: sa middle east ba namumuno si penot?

hindi nga big deal sa middle east ang mga sasakyang nabanggit mo…
pero PILIPINAS po ang bansa natin.. at wala ito sa middle east, hokey???!!!!

o baka naman gusto mo lang magmayabang na nasa midol ist ka?
omgshh din sau.

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6 04 2011
qwertyatty

“Ang iyong lucky numbers ay idu-draw pa lang mamaya sa Pampanga. Maghintay!”

Hahahaha!

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6 04 2011
hikatalomato

happy birthday madam gloria!

i think you’re not going to make it until 84. why? eh 64 ka palang nga dami na artificial component ang katawan mo:

1. your boobs are artificial
2. your cheeks are artificial
3. your forehead is artificial
4. your front teeth are artificial because it belongs to a rabbit
5. your smile is artificial
6. your apology is artificial
7. and even your orgasm is artificial

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7 04 2011
anon

your votes were artificial

and because you can never answer questions i think you died a long time ago and are a chinese android. oiled and tended to by your ‘constant companion’ – boremetitsa-porn

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8 04 2011
pasingit

ayyy… mejo below d belt ata ito, koya hikata!
so passe na ang gloria bashing.
gawa ka din ng ganitong list for penot…
madami matutuwa!

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6 04 2011
rojan88

“Sa pag-ibig: Wala ka nang choice. S’ya na ‘yan! Magtiis ka na lang. Tutal, nagtititiis rin naman siya sa ‘yo. Patas lang.”
– hehehe, diba na blind item na to sa SRO ni Ate Lynda Jumilla, na may ibang chicks daw na kasama sa isang posh mall sa makati. hehehehe. tiisan na nga lang talga siguro sila. hehehe

the best ka talga idol, keep it up. 🙂

http://rojan88.wordpress.com

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7 04 2011
migs

wala ka po talagang katulad pagdating sa mga bira at hirit? 🙂

What’s your take on this, sir? =)
http://www.spot.ph/the-feed/48051/p-noy-and-len-lopez-reportedly-stop-dating-p-noy-rumored-to-be-smitten-with-singapore-based-reporter-

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7 04 2011
professionalheckler

sa susunod na blog ko yan or try ko isingit later. thanks.

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