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4 04 2011

My Lover, My Wife
Ms. Saintly is going to be a mother again courtesy of a married politician – again. It will be his second love child with the same mistress. Talk about loyalty. Ms Saintly is in the United States right now and is scheduled to give birth on or before the end of June. Why is the wife tolerating the affair? Ewan ko. Pumunta ka na lang sa Greece at itanong mo sa mga tindera sa palengke.


April 3rd
On this day in…

1513: Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de Leon landed in Florida… and immediately expressed support for the Miami Heat.

1934: Jane Goodall evolved, i mean, was born.

1926: American astronaut Virgil Grissom is born. Decades later, he shifted to forensics and joined CSI.

1985: Leona Lewis was born. Asked to describe his wife as she was giving birth, Leona’s dad said, “She’s bleeding love.”

2010: The Apple iPad went on sale… marking a new phase in the ratings war between and among local TV news programs.

Thanks to Wikipedia, History On This Day, Those Were the Days, and the National Historical Institute.

Have a great day! Enjoy the rest of the week!

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97 responses

4 04 2011
anon

its not condoms people need but morals and decent values.
shame on anyone who is unfaithful and so irresponsible as to have children outside of marriage.
but to politicians with no standards it is just accepted and quietly forgotten about.
the press and media also let them get away with it by being so secretive and treating it like a playground game.

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5 04 2011
amateur heckler

what’s shameful about having children outside of marriage? what is marriage anyway? it is just a contract. society gives it importance by recognizing the union between couples. can a couple not be together without the recognition? is this recognition essential? marriage is just a belateral agreement duly otenticated by the state.

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6 04 2011
hikatalomato

korekek!

that’s why it is called marriage contract. and like other legal contracts, it can be terminated. hahaha

and marriage, like other ceremonies such as binyag and libing, is a good source of income for the church. and the church want us to believe that a church marriage will bring blessings to the newlywed. well, that’s pure bullsh*t. the truth, a church wedding will drain you of your finances.

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6 04 2011
omega

supalpal. nyahahaha

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6 04 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

if you want it you shoulda put a ring on it, as the Beyonce song goes. good luck to the woman who agrees to live with you. any woman with a good head on her shoulders would want marriage, to the woman who says she doesn’t she’s lying through her teeth. there’s nothing wrong with having kids out of wedlock but for a woman marriage is still important. it’s not about the dictates of society or recognition of the couple’s union, please let’s not get that complicated. It’s all about love and security. ask any mistress or common law wife if you dare, they will tell you they would not like their daughters to have the same fate that they have. if you don’t want to get married then don’t, just don’t proselytize to get a woman to agree with you so you can have your way.

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7 04 2011
anon

the main point was not so much the religous aspect but
1. respect for the woman
2.legal issues relating to child.

i.e not for a man to have fun and run away leaving devastation in his path.

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7 04 2011
phreddox

Napakaliberated mo naman heheh I guess you wont mind having your wife diddled by any Tom, Dick or Harry because marriage is “just a contract”?

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8 04 2011
anna

totally agree!

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8 04 2011
pasingit

@amateur heckler and hikata:
i agree!!! natumbok nyo!

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4 04 2011
reechy

The politician in blind item # 1: My Lover , My Wife is no other than #1 voted senator in the last election… YOURE CORRECT – Philippines is such a f*ck mess!!!

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5 04 2011
anon

ding dong
bing bong
plays ping pong
with singson mistress

sharing and caring!!
hypocrite and low life.

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5 04 2011
dan

@reechy:

…kya pla ang clue e palengke, in spanish un ung maiden name ni “ak-ko likal wayf”

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5 04 2011
professionalheckler

greek po. hahaha

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6 04 2011
bostonceltics

agora in greek is mercado in spanish

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4 04 2011
anon

Unfortunately a mistress is seen as a status symbol and a sign of being macho amongst the political elite, and good for ‘boys stories’ in the corridors of power and makati restaurants.
Thats an aspect of 3rd world politics. Abuse power every way you can.
The mistresses have no shame either and just want easy money and any easy life. They represent the high end of the sex trade and give filipino women a bad reputation worlwide.
sad for the children involved.

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4 04 2011
SROaddict

parang na blind item na rin ito sa SRO ni Kuya Alvin at Ate LJ… nasa batasan yung wife ni chinitong politician… pero di ko masagutan si Ms Saintly.. lol

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5 04 2011
ria

salamat sa clue, hindi ko rin mahulaan si Ms. Saintly…sino sya????…Ang galing mo Mr. Heckler…baka marami ka pang alam, share mo naman….lol

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5 04 2011
dan

@SROaddict:

…e d b c “sen. chinito” rin ang nagdiin ng husto kay another “dr. chinito” sa senate hearing s kasagsagan ng “video scandal”?

…hehehe kung ako si dr. chinito e ngingiti n lng ako ng tahimik.

…antay ko pa clue kay ms. saintly.

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4 04 2011
lg

Ms. Saintly- Tama ka!
Married Politician- Tama ka ulit!

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4 04 2011
senior60

basta mister heckler ha, promise ka, pakatapos mong

mananghalian/hapunan, ibigay mo na answer, hirap eh….

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4 04 2011
senior60

“Why is the wife tolerating the affair?”

parang yan na ang fad ngayon, as long as the husband
still comes home, ok na lang…

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4 04 2011
anon

on the world map of penis size – yes there is such a map, google it – surprise, surprise the philippines comes bottom, smallest. maybe there is a correlation with delusional ego, corruption and love of imported sports cars.
basic psychology.

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5 04 2011
hikatalomato

a penis, no matter how big it is, it is still the lightest thing in the world because even a thought can raise it.

i agree with you anon. it is scientifically proven that people with smaller penis are more likely to womanize than with bigger ones. sort of cooping mechanism, ika nga. they also exert more effort just to be recognized. they usually excel in sports (manipakyaw), businees (manupangilinan), entertainment (willierevillame).

while the well-endowed ones usually stay at home, drink beer while watching tv.

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5 04 2011
anon

cheers to the beer.
all hail to the ale.
must go.
watching cats on tv.

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6 04 2011
senior60

hahahahaha

31 ka?

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6 04 2011
hikatalomato

dili ñor, syete ra lagi ko. syete loyloy

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6 04 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

i thought manny pangilinan’s a gay fruit basket? please enlighten me.

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4 04 2011
jowanabueser

Heckler! Ang clue sa blind item 1 ay “Ms. Saintly”! Gets na. Lumabas na rin sa tabloids ang balita re sa kanila.

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5 04 2011
dan

@jowanabueser:

…oo nga ang galing. kaya pla ms. saintly ang clue ksi kasi “canonize”.

…ang galing.

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4 04 2011
dan

…kainis, pigain ko man ang utak ko s mga “who’s who” ni Prof. PH d ko kya tlga sagutin.

…mga ka-blog readers, sagutin nyo na please.

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4 04 2011
Anonymous

been waiting for comments… baka sakaling may clues…

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5 04 2011
Anonymous

ako rin. hehe. nag baka sakaling may sumagot. kahapon ko pa hinihintay. 🙂

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4 04 2011
motorola

Sino yung nasa blind items? All I can think of is **** and ** **********. Pero ano yung reference sa Greece? 😦

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4 04 2011
Maxlip

More clues please!

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4 04 2011
madam auring

walang nag comment? 🙂

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5 04 2011
watcher

ang kailangan i-“canonize” ay ang asawa ni mr. politikong pogi!
si mistress naman, manganganak ulit sa US, kasama din ang yaya, may Green Card din ang yaya.

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5 04 2011
Malicia

bakit parang walang gustong magsabi ng *********** at ************* sa Blind Item #1?

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5 04 2011
Canonized

Miss Saintly. Canonized?

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5 04 2011
ria

Mr. Heck, follow-up clue na lang for Ms. Saintly….di ko pa nabasa sa tabloid eh….

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5 04 2011
Anonymous

PH and other readers, wala na bang ibang clues?

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5 04 2011
Anonymous

Is the name of the soon-mother-to-be the Portuguese translation of the word “saint”?

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5 04 2011
dabawenya

**********? the politician? and the mistress… ay hindi ko ma-gets… 😉

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5 04 2011
Paul

Hmm.. Like father like son! Pero wala pa sa kalingkingan ng father si son! hehe…

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5 04 2011
madam auring
5 04 2011
Hulahu

Sino si miss saintly? nuninuninu?

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5 04 2011
chiki_chic

Is miss saintly canonized?

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5 04 2011
jenenemus

saintly – **************
#1 senator last elections – **************
greek market – *****************

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5 04 2011
JP

Basing on my google research (haha), Ms Saintly’s initials is J.C.

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5 04 2011
kaye

Ang di ko magets ay yung sa blind item no. 2. 😦

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5 04 2011
Nonoy Avellanosa

Sino kaya tong si Miss Saintly? hmmmmm. . This is a great blog and great post. Full of wits and humor. Thanks for creating this blog. Cheers!:-)

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5 04 2011
professionalheckler

maraming salamat po

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5 04 2011
carmine

Ms. Saintly – paano ba nagiging saint? di ba the process is called “canonization”? T

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5 04 2011
nom_de_guerre

__________- and ________________ ? saintly?

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5 04 2011
professionalheckler

tama ka!

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6 04 2011
nom_de_guerre

yes! pero anong connection ng Greece at palengke? dahil ba ang last name ng asawa means market?

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6 04 2011
nom_de_guerre

Ah Solon yung connection sa Greece! Okay, solb!

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5 04 2011
lexie

The senator is Bong Revilla. Ms. Saintly is his ever so saintly wife, Lani.

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5 04 2011
etchosera

Ms. Saintly po is a former beauty queen…

at di pa ba malinaw sa post ni PH, na si Ms. Saintly ang kabitenya at di tunay na asawa?

Jaena Kuh!

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5 04 2011
anon

A day in the life of…a philippine politician.

Upon waking i try to remember which of my houses i am in and whether the person next to me is my wife or mistress. I call them both ‘darling’ to avoid confusion

Darling 1 is the housemaker, darling 2 is the ball breaker.

The housemaid brings me breakfast. Aren’t filipina housemaids great, and so cheap. I have 6 but i call them all housemaid because i can’t tell them apart.

Housemaid 3 then washes and dresses me. I like italian suits, german cars, french wine, cuban cigars. And people say we are 3rd world.

The day then kicks into high gear. Financial scams, bribery, corruption, election fraud. So many lawyers to pay.

I wonder why i serve the masses, but that disappears when i get an invite to las vegas to investigate gambling.
Are juetung lords getting enough i wonder.
Chauffeur 1 takes me to lunch reception. Lots of drink and girls. Dont know who hosted but puts me in good mood to turn up to the office.
Go through invites with secretary 1 -she looks hot. Must arrange some overtime.
Foreign trips have priority – no man is an island.
Turn up for roll call. We should embrace technology and then have no need to attend.
Swap stories with colleagues – new bars and willing interns. Then committee meeting. The golf committee is important work. Next trip spain.

Mid afternoon already. Time for r&r at massage parlor.

Press ambush. I will not be voting for FoI bill.
Photoshoot for YUK! burger chain. Good money and makes me look a man of the people.

tip for future politicians. get dual nationality in us. make money in philippines but move it abroad.

7pm. dinner and new ktv bar. decide to stay in hotel. hope ktv 26 doesnt snore.

holiday soon. well deserved. dream of country full of women and money. thanks to gullibility of the voters it is no dream.

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5 04 2011
anon

ms. saintly – dating beauty queen. ano bang ginagawa ng santo papa para maging santo ang isang tao? haha.

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5 04 2011
charesma

canonized kasi. kaya saintly. hehe, guess lang. hehe

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5 04 2011
anon

A day in the life of… P-Noy

9.00 wake up

10.00 get up

11.00 breakfast – hot dog

12.00 shooting with puno

13.00 ribbon cutting

14.00 lunch – hamburger

15.00 speech
– notes
Blame arroyo for everything bad.
Tell story of mother. Dont mention cojuangco connection.
Blame press for bias.
Joke about love life. Dont mention porsche.
Smile but dont grin

16.00 phone heads of state – all are busy

17.00 call it a day

18.00 play billiards with puno

19.00 watch willing willie. Shalani looks good in short dresses. Why she not dress like that for me.

20.00 dinner – chinese take-away for one

21.00 bed – alone

22.00 wake up. Nightmare. Involves me, puno and some frankfurters

23.00 drive porsche

24.00 read popularity ratings

01.00 cry, pray, and count the days until i am free again.

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6 04 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

22.00 wake up. Nightmare. Involves me, puno and some frankfurters

love this part, super like!

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5 04 2011
Bogs

My guess: ms. Saintly is ___________– at married politician eh si ______________

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5 04 2011
professionalheckler

tama!

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6 04 2011
dabawenya

waaah. … i’m still waiting… hehehee

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6 04 2011
chuchu

ang talino ng hula mo! ___________ at ______________ so intelligent! nanghula ka pa!

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5 04 2011
bostonceltics

well palengke is ****** but who is miss saintly?

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5 04 2011
mara

more clues naman po. humingi na ako ng tulong sa tatay ko eh hehe

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5 04 2011
neopot

Mahabag nmn kau sa mga OFW, bigay nio na sagot sa blind item. lols

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5 04 2011
etchosera

Sauce ko!

Basta talaga chismis…. ang bibilis nyong magsipag-comment!

Bwahahahahaha!

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5 04 2011
mara

ahh ok kilala ko na yung blind item #1. actually kababayan ko yang si senator eh. kababayan din namin si emilio aguinaldo….
yung blind item#2 na lang….

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5 04 2011
Mars

Bong revilla… To think ikakasal pa sila dw ulit this yr… Sort of renewal of vows… Sigh….

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5 04 2011
Anonymous

kaiinis naman ang nagcocomment ng blind item din.kairita huh..sabihin na kasi!

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5 04 2011
walking away

alam ko na! google the name of married politician + ‘beauty queen’
and of course palengke is market. and market is __________ in Spanish.

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6 04 2011
motorola

Any clues sa BI #2?

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8 04 2011
anna

derrick monasterio
tsaka ping lacson

try nyo mag google search promise!

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6 04 2011
Anonymous

Saint Josephine po ba?

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6 04 2011
anon

sino si ms. saintly?

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6 04 2011
Greg

To become a saint, one must be canonized. Canonized in Portugese is Canonizado. Wow! It’s the beauty queen – Jo*****ne Canonizado!

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6 04 2011
Cryptoverbalist

We know already who those in the 1st blind item are. Actually, my former boss told us before that in a gathering he attended he saw the senator and the “saintly” girl was just in the corner. The real wife was not with the solon.

So, who’s “The Other Son”? Any clues?

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6 04 2011
6 04 2011
bostonceltics

Yung BI-2 di kaya yan yung sa Koreana. Half-brother nung BI-I kasi ang nanay nung BI-2 artista dati. Ask the monk or the nun kasi sila ang protektador ng grupo nila Sen. Honasan na first name nung BI-2? Ganun ba yun?

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9 04 2011
etchosera

Ayyyyy! Bakit nakasali naman dito sina Beewan at Beetu?

Nahelo man ko sayo ‘Teh!

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6 04 2011
nhx

wow hantagal ko naghintay for blind item no.1, at no.1 p lng yun! hahaha iba ka tlga heckler

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6 04 2011
cofimug

Sen. Chinito naman

JO-Jombagin na nga….i-Canonize pa….

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6 04 2011
Annie Boyle

The Other Son….*******************, son of former actress Tina ***************? So who’s the controversial lawmaker father? In previous articles they mentioned *******’s father is an American.

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6 04 2011
7 04 2011
esa

@Annie Boyle, Thanks! I do not know the girl though, not that popular?

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6 04 2011
etchosera

Ay koya PH, si Tina ********* ba nanay nung promising young actor? Eh sino naman ang fudir?

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8 04 2011
anna

ping lacson

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7 04 2011
dabawenya

if this is really true.. what a hypocrite for this senator when he made all those media hype about Hayden Kho. Martyr nga si Lani at siguro yung binubuhos nia sa pagiging congresswoman ay dapat lang na gagawa sia ng batas ukol sa mga philandering husband katulad ng asawa nia… like hmmm R.A 101 – let all husbands with more than 1 wife and more than 6 children and who are in the Senate or House of the Representative to be CASTRATED as soon as possible… bwahahahahaha…

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7 04 2011
ms.communication

hirap naman ng BI#2 HP, kasi madaming controversial lawmaker sa Pinas na nagka-anak sa dating actress. more clues please!!!

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8 04 2011
Anonymous

si derrick monasterio ba yung BI2?

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9 04 2011
GhostEmployee

Law makers are the best law breakers.

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9 04 2011
nhx

PH, italian-american daw ang tatay ni derrick monasterio. false alarm daw n si ping lacson ang tatay nya based on an article online.

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19 04 2011
anon

J.C, B.R. and L.M. ba initials nila?

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