Dear Readers:
Yesterday, I received a letter from Malacañang. I must admit, I was stunned. I didn’t expect this from the palace. Should I reply? I need your advice.
Do you think this is harassment?
Should I stop writing about the President?
Should I answer this letter?
Do you know what day is today?
It’s April Fool’s Day!
Ingat!
Have a safe, healthy, and fun weekend!
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THE PROFESSIONAL HECKLER 
deym! got me!
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Almost got me there!! ;p
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hahaha. this is a good one. i got a letter too. i was told i can have the president’s porsche but i’ll have to spend for the ‘minor’ repairs needed.
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i got a letter too.
i can have the presidents date.
low mileage and bonnet never been opened but neglected due to owners obsession with himself.
needs regular and urgent servicing.
only mechanics with big wrench need apply – that rules out robin padilla.
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Wala kayo sa lolo ko!
Basta!
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Baka kasi mas mataas un satisfaction rating mo kaysa sa Chief Executive?
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🙂 Agree!
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That is certain
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nice one.
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Prof, nakakaalarm na ang Court of Appeals. Pwede kaya i-heckle?
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no need to heckle. Just turn off the alarm.
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APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
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cool stuff! you almost got me there coz its only march 31 here in vancouver. hehehe
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hello canada! 🙂
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just do what you need to do…. they are just onioned skin just imagine if you praise them, will you get a letter of appreciation? nah… i doubt it….
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If PH praises the inhabitant of Malacañang, he will never get a letter of appreciation… Letter of Appointment pwede pa
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PH, steady ka lang. P-noy is obviously a public official and the issues you tackled are obviously of public character. So the presumed malice, as an element of libel, is inapplicable in your case. Actual malice, to be proved by the palace, refers to reckless disregard of facts whether they are true or not. Did you recklessly disregarded these facts before you made these satirical statements about the president? Definitely not. Thus, your fundamental right to free expression should be protected against the not so sober threats from some quarters in the palace.
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it’s april fool’s day.
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nagpapabilib lang yan. law student siguro.
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Bibilib na sana ko kaya lang wrong grammar eh! Did you . . . disregarded . . .
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hahaha… cute yung comment ni amateur heckler…hehehe…
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Naku, Ma’m Wilma, madami nyan dito sa call center!
“Where did you BOUGHT your phone?” at marami pang iba!
Sakit kaya sa tenga! lol
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hahah. kaw talaga sarap kurutin sa singit
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tag-isa tayong singit!
kaw talaga ph!! hmmph!
ihahada ko na sana mga placards at effigy ni penot ei!!
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Happy April Fools! :)… was about to react when I remembered…
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HAhaha! Galing ng pag kakaedit ah…
Keep on heckling Mr. PH.. ingat ka din..
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Mr PH, muntik na ako maniwala. Hahaha. 🙂
I was about to think pa naman: “Maybe April Fool’s Day treat yan ng Malakanyang.” 🙂
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hahahaha!! i love it!!kaya Ingat!
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Some of your comments, to my mind, indeed get pretty close to maligning personalities, but that’s what makes your articles interesting reading. Anything less would be duh…dull. The Question to ask yourself is: are you chicken or egg? Jun Halili
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haha.
but bet they are thinking this
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aahhh hindi naman siguro….
but am truly glad that you are coooool now,
had a good night last night?
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I’ve already set my mind that everything I will see or hear today is a joke, so I already LOL’d the moment I began reading. Very great-looking letter, though. Looks and reads like the real thing.
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Paging Atty. Ted Te! Atty. Te had several exchanges with Spokesman Lacierda the other day on twitter. There is no harm consulting Atty. Te on this serious issue. By the way, since the president’s men in the Palace are avid readers of your blog pala, maybe they can divulge the identity of Admin 04 in Pres. P-Noy’s official FB account? The one who posted Malacanang response to the Willing-Willie show which featured 6-year old Jan-Jan? The people has a right to know. Ikaw nga, alam nila ang true identity mo e. Dapat tayong mga mamayan malaman din natin ang mga identity ng mga posters ng presidente sa kanyang official account lalo pa at controversial ang issue, going against the grain of the stand of DSWD, CHR, now even the UNICEF and most importantly the viewing public. Is the president aware of what his people in Malacanang are doing? I have reservations on that.
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hahaha sabi ko na nga ba na, beware, dahil today
is, yun na nga…
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annooo? ang UNICEF nakiki_____ na rin?
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This is WAR man! (only if this is WAY serious)
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Good one! LOL But actually, it’s not too far-fetched. It could happen in real life, given the state of mind of the president’s numerous advisers and kibitzers.
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please reply politely. TELL THEM TO GO TO HELL1
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Bakit kaya parang gusto kong tumawa ng pagkalakas lakas?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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hahaha
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loko ka hahaha
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april 1 is a good test of our gullibility!
bagsak ako dito ngayong araw.
hahahaha
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Anak ng!!! ibang klase ka talaga PH! =)
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kinabahan ako ah….hahaha
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Napa-OH Em Gee nlng ako after reading the letter..
hhehehe…
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Haha, didn’t see that one coming!
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you almost had me there! Good one though
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don’t worry folks, if this is true the nbi has no capability and no time of tracing us since they are all busy selling wetwipes. actually they have already changed its official name. from national bano investigation to nag-bebenta ng ipampupunas. hahaha
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this is carmen pedrosa’s least favourite day.
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did Mai Mislang wrote the letter?
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Eto pa isa! Did Mai wrote . . . ano ba yan?
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hahaha. mag.ingat kayo kay teacher Wilma.
@Wilma Santos: relax lang ma’am. hehe
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What’s with you, honey?
Woke up hanging on the wrong side of the ceiling?
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ang puso, mam wilma… baka ma heart attack ka sa comment ni ho u? hehehe
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Did you wAke up at the wrong side of your bed?
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Mas nakakatawa ang commenters na nag-react talaga! APRIL FOOL NGA EH!
NOT READING! FAIL!
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congrats for a fine day to pull our legs! pero pwede rin totoo, with so much time on their hands … typical bureaucrats as they are … they sure know how to kill time and spend people’s money sending brocaded gilded letterheads with nothing much between the lines …
you win!
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For the sake of Carmen Pedrosa, maybe it should be reiterated– PRANK letter eto ha, PRANK! wag maging gullible… ulit
hehe
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hahaha. careful na ‘yon.
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I would have waited one day before cracking it’s a joke. Would have enjoyed the litany of advices/suggestions/comments.
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@Wilma Santos: It’d be too risky, imo. PH would’ve been in the headlines by now.
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happy april fool’s!
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wahahaha!
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kaloka ka heckler! hihihi
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p-noy getting engaged would have been a good one.
but even on any other day no-one except carmen pedrosa would have believed that.
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April fool stories you might have missed.
Rico puno found
Kris aquino says she is celibate
Ping lacson to write recipe book
Manny pacquio to show up in congress. He didn’t realise they were on holiday
P-noy arrives on time to meeting
Ochoa to give up drinking – for 1 hour
Enrile to run marathon in aid of impoverished politicians
Singson sr says his son was set up.
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Okey……. NEXT!
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Whew! Hahaha. Now I want to believe it’s true. 🙂
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nice one mr. PH..^^
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the format gave you away. :))
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Walang ya ka PH, muntik na akong madali dun. Hehehe.
Genius!
Keep on Heckling!
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Ikaw na! ikaw na ang finafollow ng Malacañang! Go Lakers, este PH pala!
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question, ano reaction ni carmen pedrosa ukol sa letter na ito? lol!
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careful na siya. 🙂
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DAMN! APRIL FOOLS!
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is this for real? i cant tell a gag from the genuine na.
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Nice one loipogi! I’m just wondering how would you react if they send you a replica of the above letter some other day? 🙂
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Nice one.
Happy April Fools’ everyone. 😀
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haha! iinit na sana ulo ko!
hats off talaga professional heckler!
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I can feel the danger you have put yourself into. Now, the Palace can simply copy that letter and try to really mail it to the Heckler! Scary!!!
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Na carmen pedroza ako dun ah. haha! buti nalang nabasa ko sa tag “april fools”
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Na carmen pedroza ko dun ah! buti nalang nakita ko sa tag “april fools”.
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You almost got me. I almost checked the “veracity” of the letter. Lol. Happy April Fools! 😀
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Naku, Mr. PH. Ang serious pa naman ng comment ko and there were only 4 comments when I read your blogposting this mor4ning. I posted a comment. Then I forwarde it to a very close friend who is celebrating her birthday today…also to my endocrinologist and to a religious sister. Now I have to send them a note.
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esa, sasabihin ko na sana kanina na, yari ka hahaha
pero hindi ko na lang itinuloy dahil alam ko ang feeling
ng isang ma yari, kakainis di ba?
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Well according to a Harvard Study, we are indeed the “most gullible” people on earth. Wahahahahaha.
Happy April Fools PH!!
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Your April Fools’ joke is perhaps, the most closest thing that could turn out to be real someday among what I’ve read so far. Well, hopefully not, for the sake of free speech. 🙂
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hahaha. i almost checked ochoa’s signature if it’s genuine. nice one, ph!
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you’ve just given them an idea. be careful… baka ma-invite ka to join his Comm Group 😀
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If only it was true, I’d advise you to give them the finger…
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anubaaaarrrrr! hahahaha!
at talagang may mga dibdibang comments?!
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Hala, baka mabasa ni Carmen Pedrosa ito!
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save gas buy a Porsche!!!
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Wont be surprised if this comes true.
Pnoy would just be doing an Obama.
See http://itmakessenseblog.com/2011/02/06/these-signs-appear-on-northbound-on-i-5-near-chehalis-wa-88-miles-south-of-seattle-they-speak-for-all-of-us/
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“I have a high regard for my countrymen…”- Ms Carmen Pedrosa in her column today.
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K, payn!
Ano pa Koya Timpaul……. ANO PA?
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They should know the pulse of the people, consult Juana Change, is it really half truth? I voted for him and anything about yellow, and a volunteer, pero, mukhang they’re out of date regarding people’s pulse. If I’m him, just drive the Porche…..
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may article na ba si pedrowza sa tungkol sa reaksyon nya dito? 🙂
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“Singson sr says his son was set up.”
by hong kong hookers who are part of a rival drug gang no less!
I was going to say if that was official, I have the biggest ‘U MAD?’ at the PNoy presidency.
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…kahit pl reader lng ako ng blog ni Prof. PH, affected din kpag may ganitong serious threat sa kaniya.
…mabuti n lng it happened on a day wherein everything is senseless.
…ky lng i kept asking myself: “what was that scary feeling that struck my jolly feeling?” creepy.
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Naku Koya, pang Oscars ang script mo!
May comedy na, may halong aning aning na ask thyself pa tapos drama in the mix, may halo din konting thrill effect, tapos in the end eh horror pala!
Saan ka pa?
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Sensed it. Hahaha!
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nag duda na talaga ako kasi yung letterhead hindi gothic yung font…i have seen executive orders before signed by executive secretary tapos yung letterhead e gothic yung font…
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Hmmmmm…. di nga?
In furnace ‘Teh, mas bagay ata sa mga sulat ni Pnoy eh ang font na gamit ay….COMIC SANS?
Ahihihihihi!
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Nyahaha. COMIC SANS, FTW!
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ok lang yan…let them sue…totoo naman eh…pgma was hell but i think she didn’t curtailed your freedom of expression…hello! public official c noy abnoy. as such, public property siya. eh ano ngayon kung mulayin natin siya. kung c teodoro lang ang pangulo…hay wala tayong problema!
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tsk tsk… dali palitan mo…bago mapansin ni Ms Wilma Santos!!!
i mean, ung “she didn’t curtailed”
DALIIIIII!!!!
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hahaha. Mag.ingat kay teacher wilma.
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LOL i won’t be surprised if you would receive this letter soon.:p
you can hire Lacon’s lawyer…he can defend you in absentia.
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Huwag!! Baka si PH na naman ang magbabakasyon sa HK.
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hahahaha.buti nlng laging ending ang binabasa ko agad,kaya nakita kong april fools day joke ang post.hehehe. the best ka talaga idol. wala kang katulad. keep heckling.
http://rojan88.wordpress.com
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if it really came from sec ochoa, i just wondering how he passed english. his letter doesn’t have a date!
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Takbo na! Bilis!
Ma’am Wilma Santos is coming!
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Heed the notice but exercise courtesy and respect for the president of your country. He is doing the right thing if you compare to the other past presidents especialy Gloria Arroyo. Be responsible to what you write ,don’t hide in the cloak of your readers. Did you ask the readers’ advise, comments and suggestion before you wrote the article against the President? Why ask them to write in response to the letter from Malacanang? Do youhave any decency left?
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I don’t have to reply to this comment. By far, the FUNNIEST comment.
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andyniably andyficient naman ng humor.
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I almost died laughing!
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Yari ka! Bwahahahaha.
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Dear Ate Andy,
Naiintindihan ko po kayo.
Kaya lang, dapat nyo pong tanggapin ng maluwag sa sarili nyo na talagang dumarating po ang panahon na di na kayo nireregla, at iyang pagkabugnutin ay isa sa mga epekto.
Lilipas din po yan.
But if you think that the President is doing the right thing, well….HINDI HALATA!
Go tell him to try the LEFT thing, baka umubra pa!
Hmmmmmp!
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@andy: are u for real??
bukod sa hitik ng grammar and other errors, i think naliligaw ang comment mo. hanapin mo ung blogs ng mga naninilaw (yellow baga) ang mga kuko at atay! nandun ang mga kalahi mong walang sense of humor. or… follow mo na lang kaya si tetay sa twitter, hokey?
*haiz* pinag-iinit ulo ko ang aga2 [non-muggle world time]
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LoL! Damn! Your ‘April Fools’ Day’ joke is perfect!
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kailan mo ba andy na realize na “April Fool’s Day’ joke
pala, approximately 4 seconds after?
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PH, i’m sure this is THE most “reacted to” blog mo… kung ibabase natin sa ratio ng number of words you’ve written to the number of reactions. Di ba di ba di ba?
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haha LOOOL! April Fool’s DAy!
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Got scared there for a minute. Hahaha!
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was about to tell you “to give me a strand of noynoy’s hair”
makulam nga
nyehehe. nice one. 🙂
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Hahahaha!! Galeng neto! Belated Happy April Fool’s Day! 🙂
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This is believable because of the content of the letter. The format gave it away. Hahah. I’d seen a genuine letter from Malacanang.
What would we do if this materialize?
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uh huh, walang seal ano? Hinanap ko tuloy yung letter ng malacanang na nasa files ko. hehe
Sayang pala, PH. Kung inalis mo yung seal, tas iniba mo yung font nung office of the president, etc., pwedeng pwede nang makaloko kay martee. Still, you fooled many readers so panalong panalo pa rin. As usual. haha!
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you forgot the bar code. pero not bad. pwede ka na magtayo ng pwesto sa Recto or Quiapo.
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Sayang pala, PH. Kung inalis mo yung seal, tas iniba mo yung font nung office of the president, etc., pwedeng pwede nang makaloko kay martee.
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