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29 03 2011


SENATOR PANFILO LACSON is back! In fact, he has made a triumphant return to the Senate last Monday. He arrived on a donkey and was welcomed by loyal supporters who were waving palm branches.

There was one awkward moment though when Senator Lacson started reading his statement. An excited member of his Senate staff shouted, “Welcome back chef!”

Aided by Google, Senator Lacson said he learned how to cook a number of dishes (while in hiding) such as adobo, afritada, embotido, empanada, and sinigang. Sa awa naman ng Diyos, pag-uwi niya ng Pilipinas, ayun… luto na rin ang kaso.

According to Senator Ping Lacson, he learned how to cook with the help of Google… and he learned how to run with the help of the NBI.

PNP spokesperson Chief Supt. Agrimero Cruz said, “We cannot say outright that our police intelligence failed.” Well then, allow me to say it: YOU FAILED!

Ex-fugitive Senator Panfilo Lacson has granted several radio and TV interviews just two days after returning home from heaven-knows-where. There were times when he looked haggard and tired on television. During one interview, after the host asked, “Can you name at least three people who helped you hide,” Lacson replied, “1/2 kilo pork, 1 medium size onion, and 1/2 teaspoon paprika.”


On Tuesday morning, Senator Lacson guested on ABS-CBN’s Umagang Kay Ganda where he demonstrated his cooking skills. Tomorrow, he will appear on ANC’s ‘Travel Time.’

In a radio interview, Sen. Panfilo Lacson confirmed rumors that son Pampi and actress Jodi Sta. Maria have parted ways. Pampi is now trying to learn how to cook with Google’s help.

Rate Hike
A one-peso provisional fare increase in buses was implemented starting March 29 even as another round of oil price hike is expected to take effect this week. Everything is going up these days… except for President Aquino’s ratings.

Big Drop
According to the latest SWS survey, President Aquino’s net satisfaction rating has dropped by 13 percentage points. The President is thinking of how he could blame this on Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo.

President Aquino has a net satisfaction rating of 51 percent. And that really pisses him off. The figure reminds him of his age.

The President’s net satisfaction rating is down to 51 percent… or as his professors in Ateneo would say, “Fail.”

The latest SWS survey showed that 48 percent of Filipinos were not happy with President Aquino’s decision to buy a 4.5 million-peso Porsche. The rest were his test drive buddies.

From 64 percent in November 2010, President Aquino’s net satisfaction rating dropped to 51 percent in March 2011. To avert a further slide in his rating, the President has promised to get rid of “pabaon,” poverty, and Porsche.

NPA Turns 42
The New People’s Army – the armed wing of the Communist Party of the Philippines marked its 42nd anniversary today, March 29. To all NPA rebels all over the country, congratulations on your 42-year losing streak!

Radiation in RP
The Philippine Nuclear Research Institute says very tiny amounts of radiation in the air have been detected in the Philippines. You know what that means? Walang pasok sa PUP!


March 29th
On this day in…

1521: Ferdinand Magellan and Rajah Kolambu of Limasawa enter into a blood compact of friendship. After the ceremony, they exchanged numbers and became constant textmates.

1858: Hymen Lipman patents a pencil with an attached eraser. Filipino kids in kindergarten never got hungry again.

1886: Dr. John Pemberton brews the first Coca-Cola and advertises it as a “brain tonic and intellectual beverage.” Nobody believed him except for Carmen Pedrosa.

2002: Actor Rico Yan dies… along with the careers of close friends Dominic Ochoa and Marvin Agustin.

2002: Young actor Rico Yan dies. Nine years later, brother Bobby Yan is still struggling to make it big in showbiz.

2004: Bulgaria, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania, Slovakia and Slovenia become members of NATO… after NATO revised its membership rules, strictly accepting only countries whose names end in ia.

2004: The Republic of Ireland becomes the first country in the world to ban smoking in all work places, including bars, and restaurants… making it the most hated country of President Aquino.
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“Truth is not determined by majority vote.”
~Doug Gwyn

Quote of the Weak
“Alisin na ang inggit sa katawan.”
– TV host Kris Aquino to President Aquino’s critics following reports that his approval rating in the Pulse Asia survey has plummeted

Still, Gullible
The most gullible columnist in the world, Philippine Star’s Carmen Pedrosa has justified and defended her gullibility.

In a rejoinder she wrote Sunday, Pedrosa insisted: “Whether or not there was such a study by Harvard that “Filipinos are the most gullible people on earth” is less the point than whether it is true that Filipinos are gullible most of the time.”

Yeah right. Magpaliwanag ka sa lolo mong panot!

You Have Spoken
Naniniwala ba kayong “protektado” ng administrasyong Aquino si Sen. Panfilo Lacson?
– Is the Pope Catholic? 68.57%
– Nahhh, hindi naman. 10.36%
– Magmamasid muna ako. 21.07%

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89 responses

29 03 2011
anon

pedrosa is that gullible she actually believes she is a journalist.
fortunately no-one else does.

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30 03 2011
esa

Read author John Nery’s column:
Opinion and the gullible columnist – INQUIRER.net, Philippine News for Filipinos http://t.co/uhV11q3 via @AddThi
I agree with author’s observations in his last paragraph. It seems that Mrs. Pedrosa has lost her credibility by her own undoing during the past decade or so. She is haughty, narrow-minded and has such “low regard for her fellow Filipinos”.

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29 03 2011
Will

‎”On Tuesday morning, Senator Lacson guested on ABS-CBN’s Umagang Kay Ganda where he demonstrated his cooking skills. Tomorrow, he will appear on ANC’s ‘Travel Time.’”

Lakas ng tawa ko rito!

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30 03 2011
anon

next week he is publishing his book
‘how to evade justice on a 5 star budget’

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29 03 2011
yeontura

So ibig sabihin, kahit ayaw nila, pwede nang sumali sa NATO ang Russia!

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30 03 2011
etchosera

Ayyyyy!

Makaidlip nga muna, bigla akong inantok!

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29 03 2011
dan

…hala nangangamoy away na: Prof. PH vs. C Pedrosa… written war ba iyan?

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29 03 2011
timpaul

Ehermmm…!

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29 03 2011
timpaul

Thanks, prof. Nabawasan ang pagkagullible ko. Yan pala ang tunay na mukha ni Ms Carmen Pedrosa. Napakagullible ko talaga. Akala ko ang cute nya.

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29 03 2011
timpaul

Atsaka, Kailan pa sya naging sports fan? May pahabol pa syang Azkal goodnews. Eph I know, para lang ma-divert or minimize ang pagkakuryente nya. Di na kami gullible uy!

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29 03 2011
timpaul

Kun sa bisaya pa, ilara imu lolo, apila imu lola!. Translation: lokohin mo lilong mo!!!.

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30 03 2011
hikatalomato

kung sa hiligaynon pa, intua ang amo, para magdamu! Tanslation: f*ck the monkey, to make it many

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30 03 2011
etchosera

Ayyyy! Di obyus na Bisaya nga ang lilong mo!

Ahihihihi!

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31 03 2011
pasingit

kamag-anak yan ni hilung talilung. lul

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31 03 2011
senior60

panot? or not…

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29 03 2011
timpaul

Here’s my definiton of gullible:
1. believing that there exist 500,000 historical DOCUMENTS on GULLIBILITY
2. believing that there exist 300 SOCIETIES DEVOTED to studying the subject of GULLIBILITY
3. believing a respectable, credible scientific study publish in a blog called ” THE MOSQUITO PRESS.” Anybody heard of ONION NEWS NETWORK?
4. believing that Harvard scientist would bother with the term SYOKOYS. I mean, really?
5. And, only Gilbert Teodoro and his voters believed that ACQ is the son of God. Its not that many.
6. Lastly, even my illiterate neighbor does not believe that condom causes cancer. So…

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30 03 2011
etchosera

Ask ko lang po Koya Timpaul…. ano po ba ang dapat na reak dito?

Isflowk mo na place…… reak na reak na kasi ako eh.

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31 03 2011
pasingit

@etchosera: dapat na reak d2: clueless grin (ngiting aso baga!)

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30 03 2011
paultim

LIKE WE ALL CARE!

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29 03 2011
yoshi

carmen pedrosa, dun ka magsulat para sa mga ‘kano kung hindi rin sila gullible!

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29 03 2011
timpaul

Tataas readership nya at ng Philstar. Sana lang wag immoderate ang comments.

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30 03 2011
Alburandit

Hay nako, Carmen Pedrow-zah, nanay ni Verownica Pedrow-zah, that’s not less the point, you’ve just precisely emphasized the point! Unless, hindi nga pala kayo Pinoy, kayo’y mga Pedrow-zah.

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30 03 2011
esa

I used to like Ms. Carmen Pedrosa’s guts by writing that book about Imelda Marcos. They were in exile in London/U.K. during the Marcos years. But it seems that sthe British “superiority”, “haughty” bad side character rubbed off too mu7ch on her that she now thinks that she is one of the chosen few Filipinos who are intelligent. I feel sorry for her because she really has placed herself in very embarrasing positions in the recent past. Maybe she should return to London and spend the rest of her advancing years there carrying out whatever crusade/advocacies she supports. Spare us Filipinos with her advocacies, please!

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30 03 2011
rojan88

hahaha, ang kulit ng pic ni ms, carmen pedroooowsa, cannot deny the gullibility. hehehe
on lacson during his presscon, is that sandra cam on his back? is she part of the senate staff of lacson, or si amy austria yung nakita ko. hehehe
with the way i see lacson on tv, nagtago ba talga sya or pumasok sa culinary school. hahaha.

http://rojan88.wordpress.com

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30 03 2011
pihikan chronicles

panfilo lacson knows how to make empanada and pandesal
Is he the new BAKER KING?

bibigyan kaya ng cooking show si lacson? 🙂

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30 03 2011
monkey

funny!sana may e mail add ko gusto kong ihack.:-D

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30 03 2011
Paul

“Truth is not determined by majority vote” Apparently neither is a good leader based on PNoy’s performance.

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30 03 2011
anon

his popularity is falling as fast as his hair.

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30 03 2011
checkmate

nyahaha ok lang na bumaba ung ratings ni pnoy, puro na lang kasi pagtaas ung nasa news ^^

nakakahalata na ata mga tao na nagbabayad na ng utang na loob si pnoy sa mga taong nagcontribute sa kanya noon ah

as for merci, ligot, reyes, gma and others, may mangyayari nga kaya talaga o puro papogi muna, sana lang talaga wag puro hearing na walang kinahinatnan ang iiwang legacy ni pnoy…

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30 03 2011
amateur heckler

PH, any heckling on the stupid heckler who teased a boy to tears while the minor was seemingly forced to do a “macho dance”? strike three na ata itong ugok na to.

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30 03 2011
willie

humiliate them when they are young. good training for being an ofw.
i love you

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31 03 2011
kaecheusan

isa ka sa mga rason kung bakit ang baba ng tingin sa mga Filipino. Shame on you!

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30 03 2011
etchosera

Jaena Kuh!

No amount of heckling can change dat sananagan!

Ewan ko nga ba sa MTRCB kung bakit pinapayagan pang maghost ang lintek na yan!

Can’t blame the network bigwigs though….. pera pera lang talaga yan eh.

At marami pa ring “gullible” na pinoys na napapaniwala niya sa mga palusot nya.

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30 03 2011
dan

…e d b s ganiyang strategy nga nagkamal ng salapi ang host na iyan at ang ABS-CBN? naghahagilap ng mga batang kalye, basurero, naglalako ng bawang at sibuyas, ng plastic tpos dadalhin sa Wowowee, iinterview-hin ni host, paiiyakin, ika-capitalize ung pag-iyak nila sa TV, lilimusan ng audience, bibigyan ng pera ni host, as in tulong daw, gustong makatulong sa mga mahihirap (tulong as in camouflage pra mag-rate ung show). kaya ang pinoy nagmukhang DUKHA sa buong mundo.

meron nmang residence psychiatrist or at least HRD manager ang ABS-CBN d b? o kya c La Guardia noon na naging friend pa niya dahil pumupunta pa sa show. pero walang nangyari. nobody sift the show for sanity all because of MONEY.

dapat sa host na iyan turuan ng leksyon.

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31 03 2011
amateur heckler

ewan ko rin sa mga sponsors kung bakit kinukunsinte nila ito. magkaroon man lang sana ng corporate responsibility sa mga patrons at iwasan na ang mga taong katulad nito. ang nangyayari tuloy, ang sponsors parang mga politicians natin kung nangangampanya. pag elections, ibibigay kung ano ang gusto ng botante- kanta, artista, sayaw, pa cute lang (at hindi na sinsabi ang mga plataporma o paniwala nila sa mga issues na importante). ang mga producers at sponsors, pera lang talaga ang iniisip kahit na mawalan ng pagiisip ang host at viewers.

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31 03 2011
pasingit

wag na kasi palakihin ang non-issue na ito.
pinapasikat nyo lang ung sinasabi nyong ugok eh!!

madami lang talaga mga OA mag-react.
mas madami pa tayong seryosong problema, db?

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31 03 2011
pasingit

dagdag ko lang po:

si jollibee mascot db nagma-“macho dancing” din in front of kids?
if we follow your logic, then…
bitayin si jollibee!!!

ako lang po,

anti-KJ

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31 03 2011
Hailie

It’s not a non-issue and it is a serious problem – not just becuase of what he said and did. It’s an issue as to how that kid learned to do that and why some people have to capitalize on the macho-dancing thing. If people really wanna help, there’s no need to humiliate a 6-year old kid in front of the cameras.

Non-reaction to such indicencies is what will bring us down.

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2 04 2011
pasingit

*dedma*

indicencies (sic) pala ha!
eh di mag-rally ka! lol

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2 04 2011
senior60

typo error lang naman siguro…

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30 03 2011
amateur heckler

the gullible columnist’s article disabled comments. bakit kaya? takot kaya sa mga batikos ng gullible filipinos? o di kaya nagpapalusot pa kasi alam niyang mauuto niya ang pinoy sa palusot niya. gullible nga eh.

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30 03 2011
alfredsureta2004@yahoo.com

yow, tph, excellent pingot article, can you enlighten me with the Carmen pedrosa thing? what’s going on her with her?

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30 03 2011
professionalheckler

please read my previous post titled: LUCK’S ON LACSON. Andun sa baba ang background. Thank you. 🙂

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30 03 2011
anon

following his crash in his car and in his ratings, p-noy has promised to work harder.
only carmen pedrosa believes him.

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30 03 2011
TOMADOR

ehem…there is no such word as gullible in the english dictionary

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30 03 2011
etchosera

Baka naman naubusan lang sila Koya……next week pa daw kasi ang delivery.

Eh kung bakit doon ka pa kasi nagcheck sa English dictionary, eh dito sa comments section ni PH, nagkalat naman yan Koya!

Gusto mo, check mo na rin dun Philippine Star……..meron din dun, I’m shore!

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31 03 2011
kaecheusan

until letter H lang ata ang dictionary mo, hehehe
anyways, type gullible sa MSWord tommy, then right click for synonyms ;))

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31 03 2011
kaecheusan

F pala, hahaha

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30 03 2011
anon

philippines’ corruption score
worsens
BusinessWorld
Posted at 03/30/2011 7:55 AM |

together with an increase in the percentage living below the poverty line aquino’s promises are now exposed as empty campaign rhetoric.
could binay do better. certainly not worse

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30 03 2011
anon

‘Ostentation is the signal flag of hypocrisy’. Edwin chapin
Porsche owners take note.
Buying votes with pork barrel whilst preaching anti bribery and corruption also defines hypocrisy.
No wonder he wouldn’t abolish it, and am sure has kept a lot in reserve for any future impeachment. Poor performance and lying to the country.

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30 03 2011
phreddox

Lito Lapid should file a bill banning the use of the words “police” and “intelligence” together in one sentence. Really, those two words don’t mix. It’s like mixing oil and water.

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30 03 2011
amateur heckler

an oxymoron.

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30 03 2011
carmen

Extract from carmen pedrosas forthcoming column.

Willing willie to launch child talent show.
In order to extend his generosity super-rich willie r is to launch a talent show for children entitled ‘ children will do the most humiliating things’.
I, and my bank manager are very excited. Each act will be sponsored and already we have the child who barks – dog food, the child who does monkey tricks – peanuts, and a child who licks your boots on command – shoe manufacturer. The country has so much talent and so many gullible sponsors.
Willie’s generosity knows no bounds and he is buying a new ferrari to show his support for the troubled auto industry in the wake of the japanese quake.
And his friend and fellow philanthropist senator villar will be giving all proceeds to manny inc. A charity registered in the bahamas where they need financial deposits.
What magnaminity.

All facts triple checked for journalistic accuracy.

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30 03 2011
etchosera

Ayyyyy!

Buti pa nga, matulog na lang ulit ako.

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30 03 2011
hikatalomato

the day before rico yan died, i invited him to spend the night at my small hut in nagtabon beach in brgy bacungan. kung pumayag lang sana siya, di sana siya binangongot dahil mag-iinuman kami hanggang magdamag.

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30 03 2011
eddibumangon

Papayag sana yang si rico yan kung kasama ako sa inuman. Amo na kami ka-close.

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1 04 2011
hikatalomato

amo gali rason nga wala siya nag-inum upod sakon, kay ara ka gali toto eddi? ikaw gali ginahambal nya sadto sakon nga migo nya nga gapanghikap kung mahubog na. hahaha

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1 04 2011
senior60

sana makahabol pa…

ay naku, kung buhay pa si rico ngayon, sigurado
hindi na sya kaibiganin ni eddi, ano pala sya, kiss
and tell….

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4 04 2011
etchosera

Tinuod man hikata? Gapanghikap man gali si toto eddi?

Bwahahahahaha!

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31 03 2011
senior60

hindi nga hikata, ikaw ha, baka gusto mo lang marami

kang mauto…

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31 03 2011
eddibumangon

at ano naman senior ang akala mo sa mga readers ni ph, gullible?

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1 04 2011
senior60

oo naman eddi, bakit, are we/you any different
from the rest of the gullible pinoys?

93% daw ng mga pinoy ay nag fafacebook, sa tingin
ko ganyang percentage din ang gullible pinoys..

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30 03 2011
dan

…abangan ko n lng ang treatment ni PH sa national issue tungkol sa 3 pinoy na binitay sa china.

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31 03 2011
Mag

Sa ilang bahagi ng bansa, nagtatagumpay ang BHB.

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1 04 2011
senior60

ito pa ang isa, ano ba meaning ng BHB?

eddie please, come to my rescue…

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1 04 2011
senior60

aayyy eddi pala…

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31 03 2011
senior60

padaan lang mister heckler

my heartfelt condolences to the 3 bereaved families…

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31 03 2011
senior60

at bakit naman kayo nagkagulo sa sinabi ni pedrosa,
totoo naman ah, bakit, hindi ba? na at some points
in our lives, naging uto-uto tayo? at, magiging pa?

yes, it’s true that all nationalities are gullible, pero tayo
ang pinaka, mahirap ba yun intindihin?

kaya, kay pedrosa ako (kailangan may pangontra, boring
ang wala )

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31 03 2011
eddibumangon

ah basta! ang pinakauto-uto na tao sa mundo ay yaong 15 milyon na bumuto kay pnoy!!!

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31 03 2011
paultim

Super Like!

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31 03 2011
etchosera

Jaena Kuh Senior! Tigilan na ang gullible na yan, ha?

Oo na, kay Pedrosa ka na! Ang tanong Senior, payag ba naman si Pedrosa na kanya ka?

Peram ng sinabi mo saken noon….. there is a time for everything!

And it’s time for me to sleep again! Nyt nyt!

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1 04 2011
senior60

sa lagay na yan etchosera, ako na nga lang isa ang

kumampi sa kanya, magiging choosy pa sya?

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31 03 2011
kaecheusan

for the sake of “para may kontra” lang, kaya sa kanya ka kakampi?
manindigan ka senior, tumatanda ka na, ahihihi

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1 04 2011
senior60

uuyy kaecheusan, maling mali ka, hindi ako tumatanda na
dahil ako ay matanda na talaga kaya huwag kang mag ahihihi

hahaha joke lang, ang , huwag kang mag ahihihi

pero ito serious na, naninindigan ako with my statement above
dahil yun naman talaga ang katotohanan…

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31 03 2011
bipolarbear

“Alisin na ang inggit sa katawan.”
– TV host Kris Aquino to President Aquino’s critics following reports that his approval rating in the Pulse Asia survey has plummeted

<—Hindi ba tinamaan si Kris Aquino sa sinabi nya? Tanggalin nya muna ang inggit sa sarili nyang katawan.

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31 03 2011
kaecheusan

ang cute ng heckling sa pencils 🙂 libangan ko din yang kagat-kagatin ang eraser nung elementary, lol

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1 04 2011
senior60

aayyy late bloomer ka pala…

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5 04 2011
kaecheusan

at kelan pa naging late bloomer ang kagat-kagatin ang eraser ng pencils??!!!! part po yan ng kabataan senior, or baka di mo napagdaanan yan, lol

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1 04 2011
hikatalomato

ginagamit ko noon na pambura, tsinelas. pandikit ko naman kanin. at pinupunasan ko ng ga-as or mantika ang koponban para ma-trace ko larawan na gusto kong iguhit. ang pananghalian ko nakabalot sa dahon ng saging. ang bag ko screenbag during summer at plasticbag during rainy season.

hay, those were the days. sarap balik-balikan ang nakaraan.

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1 04 2011
senior60

naku hikata, baka copying ka lang sa mga sinasabi ng
mga magulang mo, not unless kasing edad mo na ako…

pero let me guess kung how old are you na ba, siguro nasa
between 28 to 35 years old ka lang, in your prime kumbaga..

uuyy sabihin mo ha kung correct ba ako, sa edad mo…

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2 04 2011
hikatalomato

i won’t tell my exact age but i’ll give you a clue ñor:

i am supposed to be 7.75 years old only since my bday only comes every 4 years.

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3 04 2011
senior60

aahhhh alam ko na hikata, 39 years old ka, kasi ano..

kung 7.75 ka supposed to be, x4=31+7.75=38.75….

kailan ba ang next leap year, magpainom ka ha at dahil
chef ka, maghanda ka na rin God willing…
ka, maghanda
handa ka rin, yan ay kung

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3 04 2011
senior60

erase erase last two lines, sana hindi makita ni etchosera…

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3 04 2011
senior60

teka lang muna pala, bakit ba pinahirapan ko pa ang

sarili ko sa kakaisip, simple lang naman pala, as easy

as, 7.75 X 4 = 31, correct na ako ano, whatever, basta

next leap year, imbitado lahat posters ni mister heckler…

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5 04 2011
kaecheusan

yeah, thoser were the days…..
ang sarap maging bata uli 🙂

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6 04 2011
etchosera

hmmmmm!

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1 04 2011
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2 04 2011
rojan88

mukhang sa pagluluto ni ping sa UKG eh nakakita na ng bagong teleserye actor ang ABS, kung sa GMA may Baker King, baka magproduce ang ABS ng Baker Ping.lol tas ang mga kasama sa cast si Pan de Coco Martin, Tasty Tomas at Pan de Rosa Rosal.hehehe

http://rojan88.wordpress.com

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3 07 2012
Famous Photographers

Senator Lacson is my idol in the Philippine Senate!

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