TABLOIDS


Pilipino Star Ngayon: PUP nagsuspinde ng klase dahil sa nuclear radiation scare!
|> Bakit? Nasaan ba ang PUP? Sa Fukushima?

Pilipino Star Ngayon: PUP nagsuspinde ng klase dahil sa nuclear radiation scare!
|> Ang maniwala sa sabi-sabi…

Bandera: Radiation, kumalat sa text!
|> Patay ang texter??

Bandera: Willie Revillame, senador o mayor?
|> Patay ang voter!


Abante Tonite: Mar balik-Taiwan!
|> Baka nagustuhan ang bottomless iced tea

Abante Tonite: Isandaang kandila para sa impeach Merci
|> Alin ang sisindihan? ‘Yong kandila o ‘yong Ombudsman?

Abante Tonite: Pangulong Noynoy, iwas-karne tuwing Biyernes
|> Karne, iwas-Noynoy tuwing Sabado hanggang Huwebes. (Quits lang.)

People’s Tonight: Ban sa mga plastik, ipinanawagan ng dalawang kongresista
|> Mga artista, umalma!

Abante Tonite: Rosanna Roces, mukha na talagang laos
|> Sino nga ‘yon?

Report: Porn actress Maria Ozawa says Japan will overcome hardships. |> Inspiring words from someone who has overcome hard-ons.

Report: Facebook Tokyo asks Tokyo people to stop overstocking
|> Facebook Philippines ask PUP people to stop overacting
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Peter Griffinn: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance: The five stages of buying gas.

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  5. Dito sa St. Mary’s Meycauyan suspended din ang classes.
    Dahil din daw sa radiation scare.
    Alam ba to ng DepEd?
    Masyadong OA naman yata tong mga schools na ito!
    Hindi lang OA, engot din yata ang principal dito.
    Hay naku!
    Kaiinis talaga ang kabobohan ng ibang tao!

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  9. hahaha! natawa naman ako sa PUP.

    in fairness, tumaas ang sales ng Betadine dahil sa lintik na text na iyan! nagkaubusan pa nga in several drugstores kasi nag pani cbuying ang mga tao. apparently, Betadine will protect you from thyroid cancer, kuno.

    naniwala naman ang mga Pinoy!

    Makers of Betadine are laughing all the way to the bank!

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    2. livingsaint, please educate me, ilang katanungan lang..

      ibig sabihin, ang isa sa effect ng radiation ay thyroid cancer?
      please expound…

      at ang betadine pala, yung pang lunas sa mga sugat will protect
      us from thyroid cancer? papaano? iinumin dahil internal ang
      thyroid? ganuon ba?

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      1. here’s something i scavenged from the almighty internet senior:

        Almost any time theres a threat of a radiation leak on the news, potassium iodide is usually mentioned as a treatment for exposure. But due in part to the lack of detailed explanations as to exactly what it does, many people may not understand its limitations.
        Iodine and the Thyroid Gland

        The human thyroid gland is a small butterfly-shaped gland located in the lower front of the neck (diagram below). It is constantly absorbing iodine, a necessary element in the production of thyroid hormones, which are a critical part of controlling metabolism. Endocrineweb.com, a doctor-created website devoted to endocrinology issues, states that Every cell in the body depends upon thyroid hormones for regulation of their metabolism.

        This iodine routinely comes from what we eat, but can also be absorbed into the body through the air we breathe, which can be contaminated during a release of radioactive materials such as would occur during a nuclear reactor meltdown.

        If radioactive iodine is absorbed into the body through the lungs, the thyroid gland can absorb it, thereby causing damage which can be life-threatening. Thats where potassium iodide supplements come in. A stable form of iodine, if taken before exposure, they can potentially protect the thyroid from absorbing any radioactive iodine by keeping levels in the body high enough to satisfy the thyroid glands requirements.

        Will Potassium Iodide Supplements Protect Me?
        Iodine supplements can potentially protect the thyroid gland from radioactive iodine exposure, but only the thyroid gland, and only if the supplement is taken before exposure. It does nothing to protect the rest of the body, and cannot reverse thyroid damage from radiation once its occurred.

        Also, keep in mind that these supplements only offer protection against radioactive iodine. They are ineffective against any other radioactive materials that may be present in the event of a nuclear release.

        Dosing and Side Effects

        Potassium iodide supplements in either tablet or liquid form are usually only taken once every 24 hours. And, while there are possible side effects, which the Centers for Disease Control lists on its website as &may include intestinal upset, allergic reactions (possibly severe), rashes, and inflammation of the salivary glands, these are usually outweighed by the potential benefits of taking the supplement during a nuclear crisis

        (Source: Potassium Iodide and Radiation Exposure,Suite 101.com,Barrett James,Jr March 12,2011).
        Dr.A.Jagadeesh Nellore(AP),India

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      7. kailangan libangin natin ang ating mga sarili dahil grabe na
        ang nangyayari sa ating mundo, lindol, sunog, baha, giyera…

        in the midst of all of these catastrophes, let us examine and
        ask ourselves, are we prepared to die? if not yet, then, better be…

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