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JEOPARDY!

19 02 2011


ARE YOU FAMILIAR with Jeopardy? It’s the American quiz show with a “unique answer-and-question format.” Players are given clues in the form of answers, and they must phrase their responses in question form.

Here’s an example:
EMPLOYERS for $1200
Answer: It offers a salary of only P30,000 per month but after five years, you get to earn a total of 740 million pesos!
“What is… the AFP?” | #maytamaka! #ligot

The following were lifted from a recent episode of “Jeopardy! Riddles Edition!” where thousands of dollars were given away to a set of Filipino contestants. [Opo, merong gano’n. ‘Wag n’yo nang itanong kung saan.] Enjoy!

FARM VILLE for $1400
Answer: Mukhang tao, tunog veggie, may padulas from AFP!
“Who is… Pichay?” | #kureeeeek! #AFPslushfund

WOMEN IN GOVERNMENT for $1000
Answer: Hanap ay pruweba, gusto ay ebidensya; opposite ni Heidi Mendoza, kakampi ni Carlos F. Garcia!
“Who is… the Ombudsman?”
Please be specific.
‘Who is… Merceditas Gutierrez?” | #mismo!

“PAN”THOM for $400
Answer: Pa’no makikita itong taong ito, kung ang paghahanap ay isang Moro-moro!
“Who is… PANfilo Lacson?” | #siyananga!

RICH KIDS for $600
Answer: Hindi hari, hindi pari, luxury cars ay sari-sari.
“Who is… the President?” | #taaamah!

“J” WALKING for $800
Answer: Kuwarenta’y kuwatro lang nang maluklok sa Makati, inabot na ng setenta, kanya pa rin ang torre.
“Who is… Jejomar Binay?” | #ofcourse

THE CABINET for $1600
Answer: Tatlong ulo isang katawan, palihim na nagkakagatan.
“What is… the Presidential Communications Group?” | #aminin!

PAPA “P” for $200
Answer: Ginaya si Bruce Lee, naging Justin Bieber, Lito Camo-clone forever.
“Who is… Pacquiao?” | #unasalahatsalamatsapanginuunsasupurta #akoNaNga!

KATA-QUOTE for $400
Answer: “Sa ikauunlad ng bayan, malaking populasyon ang kailangan!”
“What is… the CBCP?” | #amen!

PBA for $1600
Answer: Hindi liga, hindi basketball, sa Ombudsman dala’y trouble.
“What is… plea bargain agreement.” | #yunNa!

BAD WORDS for $500
Answer: Nang magalit si Mar sa ChaCha, umalingawngaw ito sa Ayala.
“What is… ‘Puuuut*ng-i*a! Ano ba ‘to!” | #patayTAYOjan

“G” SPOT for $800
Answer: Nang mawala ang immunity bilang pangulo, ginamit na pananggalang mga ka-distrito!
“Who… is Gloria?” | #whoelse?!

POWERFUL for $300
Answer: Nakalusot sa NAIA dala niyang droga. How did that happen? Nagtaka ka pa!
“Who is… Cong. Ronald Singson?” | #true!

TOURISTS for $1400
Answer: Travel expenses ay lumolobo, nasa selda man ang sundalo.
“Who is… Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV in detention?” | #taaama!

AND FINALLY…
PLASTICS for $100
Answer: Naglaho ang reaksyon sa mukha ni Asuncion dahil kay Vicki Belo at sa kanyang injection.
“Who are… Gretchen Barretto, and other celebrities na nasobrahan sa Botox?” | #ouch!

ODD TALENTS for $1600
Answer: Horror man o drama, comedy o aksyon, consistent ang pagganap, iisa’ng emosyon!
‘Who is… Kris Aquino?” | #Pilipinas,maytamaka!
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“There are no foolish questions, and no man becomes a fool until he has stopped asking questions.”
~Charles Proteus Steinmetz

Reposting my tweet from last night…
“Dear Mr. Chinese President: Kung gusto po ninyo, ‘yong tatlong Pinoy na nasa death row, papalitan namin ng tatlong heneral plus eight houses in the US. Deal?”

At nagreply daw ang Chinese President: “Kayo gusto palit tatlo Pinoys with tatlo generals plus 8 houses? Aglee ako d’yan pero sa isa kondisyon: puwede ba sama Mrs Ligot? S’ya fascinating! S’ya husay real estate.”


Survey Says
Sang-ayon ka bang dapat ihimlay sa Libingan ng mga Bayani ang bangkay ni dating pangulong Ferdinand Marcos?
Oo, panahon na! 28.76%
Hindi! Hindi siya bayani! 58.19%
Pag-iisipan ko pa. 13.05%

Elsewhere
Asian Wall Street Journal: Single Asian President Seeks Soul Mate for Very Public Romance

Personal
From my Palanca Award-winning friend Layeta Bucoy (ikaw na!):
Nicolas Pichay’s “3-N-1/ 10-10-10:Writing-on-Site Workshop for Stage, TV, and Film
This workshop has limited available slots. Interested parties are encouraged to immediately submit a letter of intent to marcelohdelpilar@yahoo.com (Re: 3-N-1/ 10-10-10). Only for purposes of diagnostics, each participant is encouraged to submit with the letter a soft copy of a previously written stage, tv or film script (not necessarily produced). For inquiries: 7824454.

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Have a great weekend! Go West! #NBA All Stars

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67 responses

19 02 2011
MangBurns

nice!

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19 02 2011
Paul

The AWSJ article describing PNoy as “studious” and comparing the Aquinos with the Kennedys is hilarious. The closest similarity is their questionable source of wealth, but definitely the Kennedys are far more intellectual, good-looking and individually accomplished than the Aquinos.

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21 02 2011
hikatalomato

and members of aquino clan will also be taken by aliens like the kennedy’s?

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22 02 2011
move0ut

tamaah!

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19 02 2011
jocelyni Ph

napapanahon ka lagi PH. PANALO ;-p

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19 02 2011
anon

very clever and funny.
even watsons circuit boards would crackle.

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19 02 2011
anon

when they come up with the celebrity version of jeopardy some candidates for the philippines dream team and their specialist subjects

kris aquino – human relations
singson – crime and punishment
ochoa – wines of the world
mai mislang – men of the world
ligot – banking and finance
pacman – international politics
puno – shooting the breeze
aquino – to be discovered
caradang – communication studies

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22 02 2011
pasingit

Dapat ata:
Carandang – miscommunication studies

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19 02 2011
Maxlip

“J” WALKING for $800
Answer: Kuwarenta’y kuwatro lang nang maluklok sa Makati, inabot na ng setenta, kanya pa rin ang torre.
“Who is… Jejomar Binay?” | #ofcourse

FTW! Thanks PH!

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19 02 2011
Base... H3x! Si kris a ba ang host ng Philippines version ng Jeopardy yan?

Base… Si kris ba ang host ng Jeopardy sa pinas? Hehehe!

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20 02 2011
karaangbugoy

Kung totoo yan, Jeopardy is under jeopardy.

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19 02 2011
anon

single asian president….
must like cars, guns, smoking, balding, bespectacled older men.
interviews and approval by my sisters.

my god – no wonder i am single

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19 02 2011
heartbreaker

dear mr president
re your advert
i am interested. i have experience in italy.
silvio can provide references. maybe you have met him.
your sisters are no problem.
as kris would say – if the price is right.
please send presidential plane – champagne and caviar. no jollibee or fried rat.
must go. silvios lawyers are calling
yours delectably
ruby

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19 02 2011
remus

What is “The body”? hahaha.

galing mo sir.. kakaaliw talaga magbasa dito…
Tagal ko na di nakakapanood jeopardy.

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20 02 2011
senior60

galing galing galing, sa bagay, matagal na…

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20 02 2011
amateur heckler

would you consider a man who was a war hero and leader of a country but who later in life becomes a serial killer still worthy of being called and a hero?

mr. emil jurado thinks so: “All things considered, however, Marcos deserves to be buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani. Despite of what some people think of him, he was a true soldier, a war hero, and above all, a former President. Nothing can change that. As such, he deserves the rightful burial of his remains, long encrypted in an air-conditioned placed as a tourist attraction in Batac, Ilocos Norte.” http://www.manilastandardtoday.com/insideOpinion.htm?f=2011/february/18/emiljurado.isx&d=2011/february/18

mr. ramon tulfo thinks so too: ”
No matter the bad things Marcos supposedly did during the latter part of his life, the fact remains that he was a war hero.” http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/inquirerheadlines/metro/view/20110216-320664/Bury-FM-at-Libingan-ng-mga-Bayani

maybe they too believe adolf hitler or saddam hussein are heroes.

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20 02 2011
promdi

maybe we need to put up version two of “libingan ng mga bayani”; how about, “libingan ng mga bayani sana”? If it’s not possible, nay, weird, really, then let it be where it is now… sa batac, as a tourist attraction. pwedeng tawagin ang lugar na “Museo ng mga Sana’y Naging Bayani.” I’m sure marami pa tayong mailalagak dyan, bukod kay Da Apo. Indeed, one hell of a museum for the heroes that never were!

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21 02 2011
amateur heckler

that’s a good one promdi. or perhaps, gawin nalang “Libingan ng bayagni Da Apo. Panggulo ng Pilipinas”

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20 02 2011
senior60

malamang kung ang dalawang yan ay mga true soldiers at war heroes din..

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21 02 2011
amateur heckler

going by these columnists’ logic kasi, once a hero always a hero. they better start making condominiums at the libingan ng mga bayani. lahat ng pumunta sa edsa ay naging bayani.

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21 02 2011
eddibumangon

idagdag na rin kaming mga ofw, bayani din “DAW” kami. 🙂

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21 02 2011
mimi

how could ramon tulfo say that? when in fact the tulfo brothers left the country during marcos years. they migrated in the US.

If mr. Tulfo sees marcos as a hero, he should have stayed here during marcos regime …

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21 02 2011
amateur heckler

ano kaya kung nagsurvey sa current “residents” ng libingan ng mga bayani? payag kaya sila? yun na siguro ang ibig sabihin ng “if they were alive, they would be turning in their graves!”

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22 02 2011
Anonymous

oh interesting info…maybe that’s the reason why the Tulfo brother’s tend to have that US “slang” LOL

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21 02 2011
hikatalomato

me and my cat also demand to be buried in libingan ng mga bayani coz we postponed the annihilation of human race from skynet.

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20 02 2011
anon

A; a blood sucking creature of the night with no soul
Q; who is…. Chavit singson

A; a rarely seen pork eater. Hibernates for long periods. Migrates to usa for breeding.
Q; who is…. Congressman

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20 02 2011
marja

grabe!!!! i missed reading you Mr. PH! Absolutely funny yet somehow very eerie because it is so true….more of these please…lest we be jeopardized..LOL!

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20 02 2011
Anonymous

refreshing fare this time! you’re never boring ph; always showcasing your flair for variety without failing to set the table in a roar. bravooo! hooray!

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20 02 2011
promdi

oh oh didn’t notice my email addy is inadvertently deleted kaya naging anonymous tuloy. i understand meron nang anonymous dine. sorry, mea culpa.

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23 02 2011
etchosera

inadvertently megaknown?

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20 02 2011
promdi

refreshing fare this time! you’re never boring ph; always showcasing your flair for variety without failing to set the table in a roar. bravooo! hooray!

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21 02 2011
xan2s

so funny yet true… the best ka talaga PH!

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21 02 2011
timpaul

Blogs for P50M (pabaun)

Answer:
Pang unibersidad ang titulo nya…kanyang blog na pang-asar ay mahapdi na nakakatawa, mapa-politica man o mapa-artista.

Who is…

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21 02 2011
etchosera

Mais?

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22 02 2011
pasingit

sipsip?

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22 02 2011
timpaul

agree. hehe.

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22 02 2011
Maxlip

Who is… Mais? nyahahaa

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21 02 2011
Worried Pinoy

A criminal can never be a hero. Pag inilibing nila si Macoy sa libingan ng mga bayani, para na rin nilang ginawang bayani si Ampatuan!

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21 02 2011
senior60

” a true soldier, a war hero and above all, a former president ”

din ba sya?

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22 02 2011
move0ut

sobrang magkaiba naman po ata si marcos at ampatuan. you’re watching too much tv

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22 02 2011
etchosera

Eh di tama lang pala!

Sige, ilibing na rin si Ampatuan! NOW NA!

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21 02 2011
shai

your blog really makes my day! :))

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21 02 2011
anon

a; intimidation of the press so that only good and positive news of the government is printed

q; who is…… adolf p-noy

a; a shooter who you do not see
q; who is…. rico puno
q; where is….. rico puno

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22 02 2011
etchosera

what is…… corn on the cob?

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21 02 2011
senior60

kayo naman, may criteria for judging eh, very clear…

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22 02 2011
etchosera

Hainakku Senior! Sino na namang kayo yan, huh?

Hmmmp!

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21 02 2011
eddibumangon

i agree that marcos does not deserve to be interred at the libingan but i vehemently disagree with comparing him with ampatuan…the latter was not a former soldier and president.

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23 02 2011
etchosera

Teka…. teka lang ha?

Ito bang usaping ito eh makakatulong ba naman sa pang araw araw na buhay ng mga Pinoys?

Kung ilibing ba si Marcos at Ampatuan sa Libingan ng mga Bayani eh … mababawasan ba ang trapik sa EDSA?

Makakatulong ba yang usaping yan para matigil ang mga carjacking (eh sa di daw tama ang carnapping eh) sa Kamaynilaan?

Pag inilibing ba ng buhay si Ampatuan…..eh titigil na si Kris Aquino sa katitili sa mga pelikula nya?

Kay dami daming dapat pagtuunan ng pansin ng gobyerno, eh kung bakit yung mga shuktay pa man din ang pinagdedebatehan!

Hmmmmp!

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21 02 2011
senior60

sorry for the ignorance at 60 plus, just asking, anybody please…

aren’t ALL military men entitled to a place in libingan ng mga bayani?

even if they died as just an ordinary soldier? i mean, even without
having gone to ‘war’?

where does heroism comes in in this case?

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22 02 2011
etchosera

don’t be sorry for your ignorance Senior.
Minsan, kahit anong pilit mong itago, lumalabas talaga ng kusa yan!

Ahihihihihi!

Ayyy! ano na nga ba ang tanong nyo?

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23 02 2011
senior60

basahin mo ulit etchosera at kung maari magbigay ka

ng kurokuro or else, iisipin ko na you are as ignorant

as me, gusto mo yun? hahaha

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23 02 2011
etchosera

Aikonga!

Di ko keri pinag-uusapan ang mga shuktay, no?

Gusto ko siyempre… yung mga alive alive!

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22 02 2011
move0ut

tanggalin nalang kaya yang libingan ng mga bayani ng wala ng echos. pati ba naman yan dadaan pa sa bangayan.

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23 02 2011
senior60

moveOut, dahil imposible ng matanggal pa yan kaya may

etchos at dadaan yan sa bangayan whether we’d like it or not,

kaya pwede ba, bigay ka din ng, ano pa nga ba…

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21 02 2011
kinwash

Ms. Layeta Bucoy was one of my teachers in college and you’re friends??? wow ang liit ng mundo.. idol ko kayong dalawa! 🙂 i only get the best.. nice…

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22 02 2011
professionalheckler

hehe. yup. a friend. 🙂 since high school. but we’re not hi-skulmates. we met during those journalism contests. NSSPC/RSSPC.

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22 02 2011
kinwash

hahaha.. well i learned a lot from her and now i’m learning from you. nkakamiss naman ang RSSPC.. wala akong naging friends from other schools.. only joined once when i was in my fourth year.. anyway, say hi to Miss Bucoy for me. 🙂

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22 02 2011
ace

noynoy is the 1st gay president in the world!

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22 02 2011
pasingit

Parang bugtungan lang ah, PH! (kasi nagra-rhyme ang clues; sa Jeopardy, they don’t).
Sana ginawa u na lang bugtong instead of Jeopardy para Pinoy flavor pa.

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22 02 2011
etchosera

Hainakku!

nuff said na nga lang!

Hmmmp!

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22 02 2011
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22 02 2011
scorpio 13

Former president Marcos should not be buried at the Libingan ng mga Bayani as he is not a Hero. Likewise, Gen. Angelo Reyes is also not a hero as he is also being accused of enriching himself while he is the chief of staff and defense secretary under the GMA administration,

Take note that both of them are accused of doing wrong while in office. So why single out Marcos and allowed Reyes to be honored as Hero?

Maybe next time we need to review and cleanse our conscience before making a harsh decision that would affect the whole citizenry of our country.

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22 02 2011
etchosera

I can tell…..talaga ngang apektado ka ‘Teh, no? Pati sa conscience mo, eh di na keri ang usaping ito, no?

Juicemio! Saan man sila ilibing…. KEBS, no? Ded na sina lolo! Mas dapat pinagtutuunan ng pansin ng gavernment yung mga buhay pang Pinoys!

sabi ng mga arabo….. SAH?

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22 02 2011
move0ut

exactly..

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26 02 2011
layeta

hi loi! thank you for posting! owe you one =)

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26 02 2011
layeta

thanks for posting loi! owe you one =)

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6 03 2011
lei

Miss Layeta Bucoy was my prof in college. Congrats, ma’am.

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