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16 02 2011


Pac and Barack
Cong. Manny Pacquiao met with US President Barack Obama during a White House visit Wednesday morning (Manila time). Obama promised to help Pacquiao knock out poverty in Sarangani Province; Pacquiao promised to help Obama knock out illegal Mexican immigrants in the US.

US President Barack Obama and Filipino lawmaker Manny Pacquiao met for the first time at the White House. Apparently awed by each other’s presence, Pacquiao’s first words were, “As an African-American, do you also like boxing?” And then Obama said, “As a Filipino leader, do you also like hotdogs?

Accompanied by his wife Jinkee, Sarangani Rep. Manny Pacquiao met with US President Barack Obama at the White House. The two leaders exchanged gifts during lunch. Obama gave Pacman a watch with the presidential logo on it. Pacquiao gave Obama a pair of boxing trunks with his sponsors’ logos on it.


Reports say US Vice President Joe Biden was also present during the Obama-Pacquiao meeting. In fact, when Biden saw Jinkee Pacquiao, he said, “You remind me of my daughter.” And then Jinkee replied, “You remind me of our Senate president.”

Manny Pacquiao also met with Senator Harry Reid. Just so you know, Pacman endorsed Reid during the US midterm elections last year. So far, Reid is the only candidate, Filipino or American, that won after being endorsed by Pacman.

The People’s Champ and 8-division world champion Manny Pacquiao invited US President Barack Obama to watch his next fight against Sugar Shane Mosley… to which Obama said in Filipino, “Sino ‘yon?”


People Power Anniversary
Former presidents Fidel V. Ramos and Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo as well as Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile will be invited to participate in the activities commemorating the 25th anniversary of the 1986 People Power Revolution. Even former president Joseph Estrada will be asked to join the celebration. It seems that Malacañang has invited everyone who was present during President Aquino’s inauguration last year… except for Juana Change.

SC: Impeach Mercy
The Supreme Court has voted to allow the House of Representatives to proceed with the impeachment proceedings against Ombudsman Merceditas Gutierrez. Seven magistrates said “Yes!” for the continuation of the impeachment proceedings while five said “No.” Oddly, the three remaining justices said, “ugly but rich.”

Trillanes Fires Back
Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV said the Philippine Daily Inquirer got it all wrong when the paper quoted him as saying that former Defense Secretary Angelo Reyes was “not the powerful man” behind former military comptroller Carlos F. Garcia. I’m not sure if that will be Trillanes’ final statement on the issue so I’ll reserve my punchline for next week. Mabuti na’ng sigurado.

Famous Solon
Rumors say Dinagat Rep. Ruben Ecleo Jr., who was recently convicted of graft, wants to star in his own movie. Ecleo is confident his film will make a killing at the tills because of his cult following.

Cong. Ruben Ecleo Jr. failed to get a TRO on the arrest warrant issued by the Sandiganbayan in connection with his graft conviction. Ecleo’s not losing hope though. He’ll seek the help of his god by offering a goat, two cows, and three cult members.

Shooting Phil
Phil Younghusband of the Philippine football team reveals he is into target shooting… to which President Noynoy Aquino said, “You want to work in my government?”

Enrile, Valentine’s Day, etc.
Senator Enrile turned a year older on February 14. Wanna know how old is he now? Here’s a clue: when he was born, there was no Valentine’s Day yet.

On Valentine’s Day, Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile celebrated his 87th birthday. To mark this special day, Enrile staged a fake birthday party for himself.

Session at the Senate was briefly interrupted when Senator Enrile opened the gifts from his fellow senators. He thanked all of his colleagues for their birthday presents… except for an unidentified lawmaker who gave him a Fossil watch.

Senator Enrile got the surprise of his life when ABS-CBN President Charo Santos phoned him on his 87th birthday. The Kapamilya executive offered Enrile a cameo in the fantasy series, ‘Imortal.’

Turning 35 and 87 on Valentine’s Day, respectively were TV host Marc Nelson and Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile… or as Sen. Loren Legarda would describe them, “A very active guy who is boyfriend material, and Marc Nelson.”

Not everyone was happy on the day of hearts. Rumors have it Sen. Antonio Trillanes IV got pissed when he opened his wife’s Valentine’s Day gift – flip-flops!

Overheard
“Dear Mr. President,
Noong kasagsagan ng kampanya, nag-promise kang ibubuhos mo ang iyong atensyon sa akin kapag nanalo ka. Pero anong nangyari? Kung kailan Araw ng mga Puso, saka ka nawalan ng kibo? How could you?
Nagtatampo,
Freedom of Information Bill”

Photo of the Weak

Ano ang sinasabi ng mga tao sa larawan?
A: “Ako si Bernardo Carpio! Naiipit sa dalawang nag-uumpugang balo, este bato.”
B: “Pia, naaamoy mo ba ang naaamoy ko?” “Ano ‘yon Senator Loren?” “Parang amoy formaline?!”
C: “Hindi hawak ng mga bituin ang ating kapalaran. Gabay lamang sila. Meron tayong free will, gamitin natin ito.”
D: “Teka! Teka! Hinay-hinay lang girls. Sumisikip ang pantalon ko!”
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“They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.”
~Author Unknown

Survey Says
Ikaw, anong pipiliin mong maging partner?
– Pangit pero super rich 25.19%
– Maganda/Guwapo pero poor 19.26%
– Wala na lang. Choosy ako. 55.56%

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84 responses

16 02 2011
mic

hahaha@fossil watch for enrile….

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16 02 2011
oakrey

On the photo of the weak, “i dunno if wallet or class A na leather bag itong hinahalikan ko.”

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16 02 2011
Worried Pinoy

AMP! Sumisikip pa din ang pantalon ni manong??

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17 02 2011
move0ut

lol

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16 02 2011
chumita

parang ang saya nman ni sen.enrile sa picture 😀

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16 02 2011
hikatalomato

bawawaw! mura paman ug tinedyer kanang totoy sa milf nga naka fenk.

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16 02 2011
senior60

nag bra kaya sya hikata…

hindi nga beso ang ginawa ni loren kundi singhot
kaya formaline nga ang amoy…

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17 02 2011
als85

mao sad akong na bantayan…abi naku wala cxa naka BRA hehehehe

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16 02 2011
Thel from Florida

Fossil watch gift for Enrile!!! Alright!

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16 02 2011
brianitus

“Dear Mr. President,
Noong kasagsagan ng kampanya, nag-promise kang ibubuhos mo ang iyong atensyon sa akin kapag nanalo ka. Pero anong nangyari? Kung kailan Araw ng mga Puso, saka ka nawalan ng kibo? How could you?
Nagtatampo,
Freedom of Information Bill”

Ang masasabi ko lang…if gusto talaga ng gobyerno na mawala ang corruption, matagal na nagawan ng paraan yan.

Transparency NOW!

@PHOTO of the WEAK

Loren looks HOT in that photo. Nyahahaha. Rawrrr! 😛

At freakin’ 87, sans the blue pill, can Enrile still…

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16 02 2011
lowela

hahaha… “hinay hinay lang girls… sumisikip ang pantalon ko”… weeeehhh assuming meron pa doon…

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16 02 2011
regular reader

funny and witty as always!

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16 02 2011
anon

the grandfather of corruption turns 87.
he thanks god for a long life and the swiss for their banking laws.

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16 02 2011
DEL

Talagang paborito mo yung idol kong si JPE PH. Lagi siyang present sa post mo. Baka magsisi ka, abutin mo rin ang edad niya, hahaha.

Anyway, it’s still a great post, ang galing. Pero bat wala ata si kris ngayon? kala ko pa naman siya bida dahil b-day niya?

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19 02 2011
pasingit

Tama! Kris is conspicuously absent in this blog!
Bakit, PH, ni-threaten ka ba nya?
Nisabihan ka ba nya na “Stop na, now na!”?
Nagtatampo ka ba sa kanya?
May death threat ka ba from her?
All of the above?
None of the above?

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20 02 2011
senior60

zero kasi lovelife ni kris…

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16 02 2011
Google

Amoy Formaline! Hahaha. Love it PH!

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16 02 2011
TOMADOR

langya! Loverboy ang dating ni JPE lol

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16 02 2011
=)

me first! hehehe. sobrang natawa ako dun sa punchlines for Sen. Enrile. hahaha.

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16 02 2011
Maxlip

Amoy formaline na nga siguro si Enrile pero kaya pa yatang makipag-sabayan kay Loren & Pia.

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16 02 2011
anon

pacman was impressed that the white house had a special entrance for filipinos. it is called the servants entrance.

jinky resisted her temptation to start cleaning but the white house is conducting an inventory of valuables.

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16 02 2011
hikatalomato

what the pac!

One
Big
Asshole
Misleading
America

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18 02 2011
anon

2 assholes. bookends for democracy!

not to forget jinkee – servant with bedroom rights.

thats international politics for you

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16 02 2011
senior60

no matter what kind of entrance are you going to enter
as long as you are confident that you are a multi-millionaire
or billionaire?, does not matter….

and are you picturing jinky as a thief? shame on you anon…

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17 02 2011
anon

Obama asked pacman why he went into politics

More money, less tax
More partying, less work
More sponsors, less tax.
This meeting should get me some new sponsors.

Lets hope one of them is a hair stylist, said obama, before asking;

What about the time you spend away from your wife.

Oh yes, and thats another benefit of politics. A distant wife means a fun life.

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16 02 2011
pihikan chronicles

lol

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16 02 2011
dan

@anon:

this is so mean.

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18 02 2011
anon

the truth hurts

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16 02 2011
bituing marikit

the sarcasm is uncalled for….pacquiao honestly earned his money and we should be proud of him.

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17 02 2011
anon

ok. well let us hope that he sorts out his tax.
not the first time he has tried to evade it.
so his local donations are not actually his money but tax money which he has not paid.
generous of him!

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17 02 2011
anon asswhole

@anon,,,shame on you

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18 02 2011
anon

i am not saying thickman is stupid but if brains were taxed he would get a discount

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17 02 2011
dabawenya!

medyo below the belt naman ata ito…

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18 02 2011
anon

just like his boxing then.

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17 02 2011
hikatalomato

is pakyaw on juts? he look so haggard….

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18 02 2011
anon

he is a friend of the singsons. enough said.
that will ensure his political suicide

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17 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

not that funny.

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18 02 2011
anon

i know, but thickman wanting to be president is one heck of a joke.

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17 02 2011
maliititik_o

worthy of a heckler

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17 02 2011
anon

no. ph is the master.
he is also kinder than me.

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17 02 2011
timpaul

soya lang ka kay!

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19 02 2011
senior60

taaamaaa

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18 02 2011
esa

By golly @anon, you got up on the wrong side of the bed. Either that or you personally know Pacman and have so much beef about Pacquiao’s ways and wealth.

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19 02 2011
anon

no. not really.
seriously he is great boxer and good man.
i hope he gets good advice from his hangers on.
i started with one thought and he was in line of fire.
price of fame.
i wish him well
unlike singson
my future comments on him will be heart felt.

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21 02 2011
hikatalomato

no wonder he is always winning. kargado pala siya ng gamot, courtesy of singhot.

his fights are also rigged. welcome to the 21st century entertainment!
gibuang ramo sa amerikano! |o|z

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16 02 2011
Rem

http://senate.gov.ph/photo_release/2011/0214_08.asp — For a better picture of senator loren and pia with enrile. Nako!

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16 02 2011
clay

loren looks hot

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17 02 2011
Anonymous

hot ka jan!
she looks more like a sex peddler along quezon av than a senator, nwoh!!!

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17 02 2011
pasingit

hot ka jan!
she looks more like a sex peddler along quezon av than a senator, nwoh!!

oh… my apologies to those girls.. i didn’t mean to insult you with that comparison. nothing personal po.

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16 02 2011
hikatalomato

my interpretation of edsa picture:

madre sa left napanganga dahil ngayon lang siya nakakita ng ganoon kalaki na sandatang bumubuga. madre sa right, nag-iisip na kung ano ang pwede niyang gawin sa napakalaking sandata.

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17 02 2011
eddibumangon

hahaha. tugmang-tugma, lalo na doon sa madreng nagiisip…parang doon siya nakatingin sa “sandata”.

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17 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

that is funny.

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16 02 2011
senior60

wala pa yatang kahit isang picture man lamang ang lumabas
na magkasama sina obama at pacquiao, pag hindi naglabas ang
white house, makikita nila ang kanilang hinahanap, boxing…

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16 02 2011
Philip

Who Pacquiao really wanted to meet was Justine Beaver. #methinks

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17 02 2011
move0ut

Justine Beaver? Sino yan?

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20 02 2011
Philip

yung teen idol ng mga teenyboppers na naka.braces.
yung may chronic case of not reaching puberty.
like, “baby, baby, baby, oh”.. like..

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20 02 2011
etchosera

kerekshien plis!

It’s Justine’s Beaver he’d like to check out!

Ahihihihihi!

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16 02 2011
anon

when asked if he would win or lose the fight with mosley, pacman replied – i dont know, chavit singson hasn’t told me yet.

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16 02 2011
Romeo.

Bakit wala ‘yung about sa birthday ni Krissy? Magtatampo s’ya sa’yo. Lols.

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16 02 2011
rojan88

hahahaha. nagtagalog si obama. ayus. :-).. at si sen.loren, hot mama sa pic ah, kaso imbes na bata ang type, mga amoy formaline ang dinidikitan hahahaha. siguro kasama sya sa 57% na nasurvey ng SWS bout sa gustong lalaki. wahahahaha

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16 02 2011
waranabatokwa

manny pacquiao is looking more and more like lito camo.. pag madalas daw magkasama, nagiging magkamukha..

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16 02 2011
mic

pacquiao looks so untidy. why didn’t he cut his hair or shave man lang?
for a boxer, ok lang siguro. pero he’s also a congressman… kung sabagay, there are a lot of congressmen who aren’t clean…. very dirty, in fact.
pero, pacquiao could have looked better…

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16 02 2011
babaylan

i agree, his publicist should have advised him to get a haircut and shave his unsightly goatee. ang pangit!!!

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17 02 2011
Disgruntled Bystander

i’d like to see him shaved and with shorter hair.

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18 02 2011
anon

mmm. very gay.
what colour shorts would you like.
sounds kinky to me.
but whatever floats your boat

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18 02 2011
TOMADOR

walang basagan ng trip!

gusto nya ganyan ang look nya eh

kung manlait naman yung iba dito akala nyo naman kung sino kayong ka-gwapuhan o ka-gandahan lol

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16 02 2011
anon

loren – low hanging fruit.
pia the peach
senility’s glasses have steamed up at the thought of a fruit cocktail

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18 02 2011
senior60

uuyyy anon, para kang yung kabayo na humihila sa karetela/
tartanilla, sige lang ng sige, walang lingon-lingon, basta
straight lang ang takbo..

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16 02 2011
amateur heckler

nagcongratulate lang si pres. obama ni manny sa magandang commercial na ginawa niya sa datu puti. promise ni manny na sama na si barak next commercial.

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17 02 2011
oakrey

“dong, kamukha nb ako ni justin bibir?”

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17 02 2011
iroppoi

JPE=machete!

sing- tanda ng balete!
sing-amoy ng niyog!
sing-kapal ng balat ng akasya!
sing-pula ng makopa!
sing-tigas ng kamoteng kahoy!

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17 02 2011
pihikan chronicles

panalo

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17 02 2011
Anonymous

ngek yung tatlo feeling cool.napaka in appropriate ang mga dating.to think loren legarda pumapatol ng matanda.kala mo sinong kagandahan nung araw napakasuplada sa personal.nung di pa naretoke ang ilong pwedeng pangsahod ng ulan lol.ang sagwa tuloy nilang tignan.uncool!

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17 02 2011
senior60

dalaga/single pa pala si de lima? hindi nga, hindi

masyadong halata…

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18 02 2011
TOMADOR

single na…kaka approve lang daw ng kanyang petition for annulment

type mo?

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18 02 2011
karaangbugoy

Eeew…Papatuka na lang kami ni senior60 sa ahas! lol.

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19 02 2011
senior60

hindi ha..

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19 02 2011
pasingit

De Lima? i smell something fishy…. as fishy as the smell of Jamby.

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17 02 2011
maliititik_o

Nakakailang Presidente na si Manong Johnny. @87, ano pa kaya ang excitement sa buhay na hinihintay ni Manong.

More viagra power to you Manong to ensure more tightening of the pants…

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18 02 2011
senior60

iba na talaga ang may pera maliit, sigurado, aside from viagra
ay nag tetake si enrile ng around 15 kinds of vitamins and minerals
and lecithin added hahaha a day yan ha…

may kapitbahay ako dito, at 80 ay uugod-ugod na, walang pera
pang maintenance kasi…

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18 02 2011
bluguy

kakasawa na ang mga news sa atin…dito na lang ako may news ka na…di ka magsasawa sa kakatawa ng walang sound. toinks!! ang nagbabalik (daw)!.

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18 02 2011
hungry.hippo

not so funny comments…
tatanda din kayo.

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19 02 2011
pasingit

Si Penot nagpasalamat sa magandang pagtanggap ni Obama kay Pacman.
Sabi ni Obama (kay Penot): Who you?

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1 03 2011
hazel

Tawa ko ng tawa mag-isa sa office ko! Bwahaha.. Heckler, ISA KANG ALAMAT! More power bradah!

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